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non-porn webms
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>>736333728
kek
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Apprenently he's a registered sex-defender now.
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>>736333728
Classic nigger.
>trying to break into something
>failure at breaking in and everything else in life
>doesn't pay taxes of course
>walks away like a thug whilst complaining about police and other 1st world luxuries
>gets hurt and immediately wants those luxuries to work for him

Why can't niggers stop niggin? Do niggers gotta nig?
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This is considered perfectly normal in the USA. Guns keep everyone save, you know.
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>>736334497
exactly. don't jump out of your car and start towards the police cruiser
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What is a porn?
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>>736334245
he was wearing a condor when he did this but he still died from eternal bleeding.
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>>736334027

wtf that's creepy
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>christian fundies praying in front of church being broken down by the owners
>follow the teaching of Jesus about turning the other cheek like typical catholic hypocrites
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>>736333915
is that a fidget spinner?
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>>736334245
That moment when you cannot resist anymore
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>>736334746
obi-wan?
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>>736334497
When are people of all races going to learn not to fuck with the cops? I'm not saying it's fair, I'm just saying these people aren't afraid to smoke you. People play with fire when they have this "muh freedoms" and "muh rights" attitude. Cops are low tier, low education meat heads who are trigger happy. Acting like an ass doesn't make you any less shot.
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>>736333853
7, going on 70.
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>>736334728
anything happen to whitey afterwards?
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>>736333915
When the FBI at the door.
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>>736335023
sounds like a porno title
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I would have tried to roll towards the water.
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>>736335010
He puts his hands out first you idiot, I get the confusion but you're just being an ass
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>>736334921
call of duty won't teach you anything about fighting in real li...
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>>736334589
gotta love dumbasses like this.

Having your gun drawn when responding to an accident is mentally handicapped. You always get out of your car. You can even see the driver of the trunk walking back. then he takes off when the shots start.

>>736335010
in what way was he acting like an ass?
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>>736334589
Just about everywhere else the police wouldn't assume the guy had a gun.

Or they would give a warning before shooting him.

Or the courts would agree that this isn't how cops are supposed to act.
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>>736334921
Look at that fat pig and how fast he is in this life or death situation. American cops are so out of shape and stupid they can't even defend themselves haha
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>>736334514
Don't put your mixtape in your pocket.
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>>736334995
He's a robot.
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>>736334497
Thats why america is so fucked up
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How could this end deadly?
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>>736334098
lmao stupid fucking sandniggers
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>>736335222
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>>736334589
Give me a fucking break. You think his actions warranted him getting shot? Do everyone a favor and drink bleach.
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>>736333853

gatta learn to flex when them G hit.
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This is fake. The shell casing is brass. It doesn't fly out.
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>>736335057
if there was any justice, he would've been given the keys to the city.
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>>736334245
whoever recorded this (and the poster) should be in jail for the collection and distribution of CP

>b-b-but anon he's dressed
nudity =/= porn
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>>736335099
yeah, then he pops out of the car with a object in his hands. the camera does a good job of capturing light, so it prob looks a lot different IRL
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>>736334921
this is what happens when you have a police force that is overstaffed, overpaid, over-equipped, and underworked.
>builds career chasing 90 pound unarmed crackheads whose crime is smoking crack.
>"balls" swell from this
>meets a real criminal with military training and equipment
>"hope i dont die too hard"
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>>736334964
danger spank

we all did it.
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>mfw wut?
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>>736335331
should have nuked those slav lands when we had the chance
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>>736335152
That's what I'm saying. These cops are fucking stupid. Why rapidly get out of your car? Not just this guy, most people who end up shot. They provocted it in some way with sparatic behavior. Why the fuck would you not just wait for the cop to get over there. Why hold your wallet in your hand when it's small and black. I've been in several cop situations and have never been shot. I have all my info ready and my hands are on 10 and 2. Or I keep my hands out where they can be seen and wait for them to ask for my info because these assholes are fucking crazy and I know there are. Hensforth my caution and slow movements when dealing with them. It's like getting mad at a toddler for spilling his drink. Yeah, he spilt it, but you gave a fucking toddler and open glass to begin with. Some of that's on you. I mean, am I not making even a little sense? I'm my even defending cops. I just want to know why people act like they dononlwing how crazy and stupid they are.
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>>736335535
#Muricuh
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>>736335730

>whoever recorded this (and the poster) should be in jail for the collection and distribution of CP

For recording a crime?
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>>736335730
that's not a kid dumbass. he works there

or WORKED. got fired
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>>736335061
Amen to that girl!
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>>736335410
the tough surgery will be when they fix its teeth
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>>736335873
>Why hold your wallet in your hand when it's small and black

This is where we are headed now?
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>>736333853
>when you nut but she still suckin'
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>>736334746
can anyone explain this?

that is a tracer round ricocheting of his head!
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>>736335910
Lol what a fucking creep
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>>736335910
I don't get what's going on here.
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>>736335410
abortion?
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>>736335192
because just about everywhere else guns are less common and harder to get
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>>736334497
Guess he shouldn't hold thst wallet as a pistol then
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>>736336138
sniffing her chair when she gets up

i guess this is porn for most of /b/ though
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>>736336063
Probably. Lucky fucker too, there's normally 5 bullets between tracers and the only bastard that hit him was the non-lethal one
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>>736334746
level 50 plot armor
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>>736335873
Still not a good excuse. Cops have to deal with a slew of different people, all of whom may act slightly differently in a similar situation.
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>>736335840
>being this new
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>>736333853
Fun fact, he didn't pass out from the G's he just got tired of hearing the pilot singing All-Star.
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>>736335873
Funny thing is the cop already had his gun drawn before he even got out. Yelling let me see your hands. The guy didnt hear him and simply tried to get out of the truck. The truck is at an angle so his feet couldnt reach the ground and he had to pull himself out.

Not having a wallet in your hands? That's just getting fucking ridiculous now
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>>736334245
im pretty sure this was at a football game
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>>736335910
Fucking really?
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>>736336348
8/10, would kek again
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>>736335331
Where did they put the poor fucker?
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>>736335535
would wife
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>>736334319
People were poisoned. Tried to eat grass to throw up like dogs. Didn't work. Not one was smart enough to just put finger down throat.
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>>736336022
If you left-winged liberal cucks ever had a father figure while growing up teaching you driving, he would have taught you to stay in your car, with your hands on your wheel until the cop approaches your car.

There's absolutely no fucking reason to ever get out of your car. The protocol is always to stay in your car for the cop to approach. When you're working in a line of duty that could cost you your life, of course you have a right to be afraid when some mother fucker jumps out of his car with something in his hand.

I swear to god, this website is full of fucking faggots that are too fucking young to understand how the real world works. Fucking talk too much without knowing anything.
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>>736335647
wud love to see the tale of the tape on that one
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>>736336473
I wanted to say that it's disgusting that she ate butter, but if she could swallow butter she definetely shouldn't have a problem with cum's flavor.
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>>736334027
when everyone are so tired and has been working so hard all day that even the tools give up and walks home.
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>>736335565
what was so stupid in what he was doing?
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>>736336632
India on the beach yo!
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>>736336467
are you people really that stupid?
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>>736333853
If it were me, shit would be showering the entire cockpit.
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>>736334649
That wouldnt have happened if the guy had a gun
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>>736335057
Hopefully he carried on knocking out every nigger he saw
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>>736336660
>If you left-winged liberal cucks

Stopped reading there. Hope you had fun typing it all out in a fit of redneck rage
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>>736334728
you are fucking clueless
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>>736336944

kek it's ok, time to return to your safe space kiddo.
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>>736334497
that would never have happened if he had a gun himself.
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>>736336622
>people
Kek
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>>736334245

Every time i see this it always amazes me how he does it that close to the girls and not even behind them.
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>>736334497
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>>736334728
Looks like the nigger tried to rape someone. White man saved the day.
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>>736337051
this makes me crave cottage cheese for some reason.
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>>736336660
>37 here parents still married

My dad did infact teach me all these things, and iv only been pulled over once for speeding and just stayed put, talked to the cop, he wrote me a ticket smiled and told me to have a nice day.

Its that fucking easy. There is no reason to be afraid of cops just remain calm and be regular.

>inb4 because you are white

I gaurantee you 100% of " niggas " pop off with some stupid shit and get what they deserved.

While a smart level headed black man would prolly just get a ticket like me.
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>>736334649
i've never thought about this before, but the cameraman must have been aware of the kid playing with the gun, and he did nothing about it.
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>>736335653
Ever heard of self-consuming shells? They burn off, and this doesnt look like brass to me at all.
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>>736336348
/thread
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>>736336660
>cucks
well I'm done reading this you sperglord
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>>736335910
up and coming /b/ tard
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>>736335410
What the hell am i looking at ?
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>>736334921
That's a CIA trained asset taking out a local cop.
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>>736335840
>>736336467
I hate /b/. I don't know how you people summon enough brainpower to wake up in the morning.
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>>736335331
They did not put him anywhere, they actually took him out. This is reversed
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>>736336142
New """"""""vagina""""""""
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>>736335097
A doofus is born every minute.
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>>736335331
On the spring suspension of a truck. Liquified, was mostly the destiny of the cat.
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>>736336575
Nature vasectomy
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>>736337234
>tfw you know you're wrong so you just say you're ignoring the person

top fucking kek. no different than a child covering his ears and yelling
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>>736336790
sauce
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>>736333915
Would be damn disaster if there were porn on it
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>>736335910
4chan in one webm.
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>>736334497
I'd have shot that guy too. The's getting out of the car unnecessarily, not following instructions, and holding a black object with both hands pointed at the officer.
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>>736336845
He dropped a cig down a hole instead of in the sand.
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>>736336660
>>736336944
It's more interesting to see you idiots getting shot.

>need more content for the keks
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>>736334514
cocaine is a hell of a drug
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>>736335057
I don't think so, at least I didn't hear about it at all.
Happened in France not long ago, the whiteys are protesting against the decision to close a church.
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>>736334497
would of done the same thing
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>>736334497
What the fuck America? Explain this please?
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>>736335256
Underrated
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>>736334514

This nigga is LIT af
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>>736337431

That guy knows how to punish niggers. Is that New Orleans?
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>>736334589
He had called the cops and was waiting for them because he and the truck had gotten into an accident. There is no reason he should have gotten shot, it wasnt a traffic stop.
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>>736336790
cant tell if tiny penis or enormous clit
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>>736336111
>>736336138
>>736336217
>>736336424
he probably dropped something on the floor and could reach for it only in this position but 4channelized fags think he's sniffing her chair
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>>736336632
>designated shitting streets
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>>736337529
dude ive done a shit ton of cocaine, and even when i had a psychosis i wouldnt have set myself on fire. this nigger was proabbly on downers and pcp
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>>736337466
two
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>>736337177
Be cool, stay alive. Fight harassment later at the PD.
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>>736337723
>tasmanian devils
those are capybaras you twat
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>>736337644
Zombieland
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>>736337589
>Boo-hoo muh feelins

Nigger was shot because he was being shady. He survived. Meanwhile we don't have sandniggers bombing up our stadiums, raping our women, and driving through crowds.

We do however, have normal niggers that shoot eachother. You got me there.
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>>736334921
what am i looking at?
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>>736336857
Explain
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>>736337183
It's anti-gun propaganda.
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>>736337224
I had a cat like this. Only mildly interested in mice. She'd catch them sometimes, hold onto them and look away, and the mouse would run away.
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>>736337929
this
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>>736336063
Looks like it might've hit his collarbone and bounced up and hit his skull or cheekbone at an angle so it would just ricochet off but I can't really tell for certain. Whatever the case he's a lucky bastard. If that round hit any other way he would've been dead, especially being shot by a 7.62x54r.
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>>736337756
what is the sauce of this shit?
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>>736337955
is it actually? where is it from?
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>>736337824
lolol the filename
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>>736337010
Lol you're so mad
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>>736337723
those are giant guinea pigs
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>>736336881
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>>736337698
https://streamable.com/c94ol

he was picking up his water bottle

Pretty funny for everyone to think he is a sniffer
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>>736334263
Every day we stray further from god.
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>>736335840
you moron, it's a reversed video
holy shit I can't believe how stupid you cunts can be
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>>736335653
how is this part not automated yet???
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>>736337682
MODS
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>>736337682
you fucken animal

MODS!!! MODS!!! MODS!!!!
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>>736337431
nice

3 niggers vs 1 guy again.
Apes
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>>736335666
you the fucking devil
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>>736337183
:/ true, camera man a savage
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>>736337589
You don't get out of your car unless cops ask you to, because it could mean you're coming at them in assault.
Or, if they did ask him to come out, it would simply be "with your hands up", not "while holding and therefore raising a black, unknown object".

Sucks the guy got shot for holding his wallet.But he fucked up having shit in his hands and approaching the officers from a distance, at night, when they can't clearly see what it is and need to make a split second decision if it could be a threat to any of their lives or not.
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>>736338173
Somethings are better left cheaper and more reliable if done manually.
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Gayest sport...
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>>736335910
i bet he didn't expect that there would be a camera to immortalize this moment.
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>>736335647
and here I thought that god did not punish you twice
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>>736337929
it's how railroads are made - they drag next piece of rail to where it currently ends
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>>736338173
Because when you have an auto-loader, like the Russians, you can't choose to change the munition if an unexpected target type pops up.
-Armyfag
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>>736334027
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>>736337980
bullshit
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>>736336857
What the fuck am I looking at?
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>>736337589

1 of some incidents.

Just like other police issues that arise and this one wasn't even that bad as others.

It takes one thing for so many faggots to cry oh my God guns oh my God cops.

99% of police interactions never have shit go down but just like school shootings etc. Even though miniscule in amount to cop violence or gun owners means "oh no all guns are evil. All cops are evil. All gun owners are mad and shoot places up."

This is one of the reasons the us sucks now. The small tiny incidents cause sperglords to cry to ban shit completely or impose heavy regulations. Because of a insanely low fraction of overall incidents or gun owners.

It's whatever. This is pointless.
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>>736337051
>Healthy at every size
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>>736337922
guy on left fakes coming around one side and gets him in the back. strategy is everything
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>>736337051
#BodyPositive
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>>736338490
Dont autoloaders have a history of making tanks go big boom boom (the bad kind), too? I heard ammo has to be more densely packed or something. Might be bullshiting here.
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>>736336660
>>736335873
>tyrannical police state sympathizer and apologist.
i'm giving up on amurifats.

>land of the free
>gets shot for having a wallet
>home of the brave
>armed police scared of wallet
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>>736338596
Except of course compared to any other country all those things happen all the fucking time in the US
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>>736337316
>Niggers
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>>736336660
This

Fuckers bitch about cops, but can't even follow basic protocol. The only people who hate cops are niggers and white trash, let that sink in faggots.
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>>736336632
looks nice
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>>736334263
That is one supa fupa.
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>>736337010
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>>736338173
I think they had a version that is automated, but if you weren't fast enough it would rip your hand off or something. (i might be wrong)
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>>736335097
that was intense
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>>736334027
Boston Dynamics
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>>736336575
thats gayyyyy
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>>736338747
sauce plox
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>>736337051
for the love of all that's holy, just kill it already
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>>736338889
and we dare wonder why we have so many special snowflakes around. Not surprising taking into account the degeneracy their parents willfully expose them to
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>>736338701
Quit being scared of authority figures you retard. People get shot by police because police are also afraid of being shot. If you follow proper procedure then tension doesn't escalate
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>>736337492
why is that stupid?
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>>736334319
South Africa, pastor tells his congregation to eat grass to be closer to God. Bunch of them puked afterward.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajLzAuyHHp0

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537053/Lawn-Christians-South-African-preacher-makes-congregation-eat-GRASS-closer-God.html
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>>736336521
the indian shimmy!
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>>736336660
Meanwhile in my country we get out of the car and make smalltalk until coppers arrive. Even when being pulled over, you're told to get out. But like the civilized people we are, our cops so their duty correctly and don't shoot everyone up that might have a gun.
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>>736335010
Agreed. Just be cool and do what they say and most of them won't even give you a hard time. When people get jumpy or start mouthing off, policemen turn on the crazy.
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>>736336632
>designated shitting beach

ffs india, are cows the only thing you respect. Learn to respect yourselves.
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>>736339133
okay, moammar
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>>736339066
Sauce pls
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Is this pronz?
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>>736336521

>poo in the loo

Indian shimmy, look it up
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>>736336953
I've seen this video a lot, can i get some context?
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>>736337703
The funniest thing is, they don't have designated shitting streets. They aren't even that fucking civilized. They shit anywhere. If you have a potty trained dog or cat they are officially more civilized than the majority of that shit covered human fly trap we call India
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>>736338173
russians tried to make automatic tanks but theyre fucking exploding all the time
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>>736339252
sry can't post the full version here, this isn't old /b/
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>>736339061
because instead of installing candy canes, poor countries just dig holes for their sewer gas pressure releases.
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>>736334649
Looks fake.
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>>736339133
In my country, when cops say hands up, it means they want to see empty hands to make sure you're not armed and in a position where you can't quickly grab a gun.
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>>736338721

There are pros and cons to any country. The issue is stupid and unmoral people ruin shit for everyone.

I just get tired of everyone acting like small things represent everything.

I am aware removing guns would lessen issues as would more control but at this point honestly it would be a hurculine task that would do little to halt criminals and mental fucks. Too many guns in the word works off paper and unknown at this point.

I don't know I've seen good gun owners stop bad people or their families (even when someone attacking doesn't have a gun. With the gun you generally don't have to have the risk to yourself.

It's honestly a convoluted and mixed up bullshit but most of gun owners are either hunters who don't own crazy ass guns or people like myself who have the castle and stand your ground law and have them safe but easy access for myself for family protection.

If someone has a knife and won't drop it I will still shoot them. I won't take the chance to get killed in an attempt to disarm.

I more think hobby guns should have permits and screening (semi-auto and non hunting handguns).

I dunno man. I need a nap. Take care.
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>>736339162
We hail our police officers as heroes but the plain truth is that the vast majority of them are cowardly fuckers. If there is a 5% chance that they might get hurt, they will shoot the fuck out of you, even if you don't represent a real threat to them. That's not heroes behave but that's American cops for you.
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>>736339066
This is from the show Picket Fences. That's Lauren Holly and this is the kid's dream sequence.
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>>736334263
Theres always 2 kinds of GTA Online players...
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>>736334263
far cry 5 gameplay
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>>736337051
When your body is literally decomposing itself around you.
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>>736337788
nice demolition
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>>736335535
keeper
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>>736338721

Also I forgot more people more assholes.

350 milish vs most euro countries around 55 million.

Plus our varying history and time of development in history.

Fucked up shit is in every country the us just has the gun related ones and more people.

China has a fuck ton of people but low tech and mostly non 1st world ish people so you don't see it because not everyone has a camera. (Violence and murder etc)
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>>736334514

HE NEED SOME MILK
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>>736335097
Damn that fucker is lucky.
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>>736339049
funny. aren't you the guy who said that you're not to move when the police stops you? so you're basically playing dead every time the police talks to you. i'm not the one who's scared because i don't live in a tyranny. i move around and talk freely to the police whenever i feel like, because i live in a free country. if the police shot at me every time i moved i would emigrate.

not to mention that i've also seen videos of murca pigs asking for license and registration, and then shooting the dude because he was reaching for the glove box.

because you've adapted to such insane conditions, like a fucking stick insect, you're not even aware that you're living in 1984 like circumstances. it would be funny if it wasn't so horrifyingly pathetic. you're the ultimate cuck.
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>>736338173
so when the sand niggers steal it they dont know how to put the shell in the hole, duh
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>>736339446
aawww look at the little pupper
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>>736337682
I hope you die
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>>736335910
oh its nice to see a robot out of his basement
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>>736337788
Who paid you to show us this?
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>>736339670
These glass doors will protect me
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>>736339319
black women
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>>736334589
This, fuck off britbongs keep getting run over and raped by arabs
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>>736339446
I think I've got something in my eye...
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>>736337177
>37 year old loser faggot bragging about being a pussy
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>>736335901
The level of first amendment autism. Him fapping is a crime, the girls cheerleading is not pornographic just because some dude is committing a crime nearby. I could go on and on
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>>736335647
Chicken nugger boxing
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>>736334746
Hit his tooth, more common than you'd think. normally they just ricochet and go into your head anyway though.
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>>736337682
FUCKING ANIMAL
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>>736335647

Crip civil war
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>>736340374
hey it said nonporn
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>>736334589
That's just retarded
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>>736337927
It looks like someones editing a ragdolls face in garrysmod
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>>736336376
NFL too, Chargers? Falcons?
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>>736334626
Kek
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>>736335331
>>736335352
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>>736339446
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>>736339314
So this is what Oolong has been doing since dragon ball ended.
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>>736335910
this was at sgdq, I know the guy sitting next to the girl (who leaves with her)
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>>736340144
it won't compile because of that magic number tho
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>>736339670
wtf? story?
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>>736340176
Im 32, and hes not bragging you fucking clown. This is the standard rule... Dont you have a father to teach you anything?
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>>736339314
only if the pig has a boner
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>>736340426
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>>736334263
death grips circa 2030
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>>736340442
is that a squir-rel?
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>>736340843
What happens when you buy cheap bullet proof glass from china
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>>736339446

why does she start crying? i dont understand.
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>>736341364
They gave her a dog, then told her it had cancer.
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>>736339670
That ends that then.
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>>736334098
is this nerve gas?
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>>736341364
>Autism
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>>736334497
Too bad he didn't die, fucking retard. Who jumps out of his car with an object in his hand and holds it toward the cop?
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>>736337756
The fuck is that, a concert for autists? Or just somewhere in the deep South?
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>>736334497
>>736334589
this kind of shit never happened before once cops got trained by israel this kind of shit started to happen
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>>736337446
Source ?
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>>736341176
I can see that, I meant the who and why, hence: story?
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>>736337247
that's how spaghettis are made mate
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>>736337010
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>>736338889
good to see all the little kids impassively standing and wondering
>wtf is this shit
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>>736335097
not even close
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>>736337431
Punch THROUGH the nigger for best results
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>>736334245

just out in the open, on the sidelines, in front of the crowd

is this guy the hero we need right now?
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>>736339501
Thought she looked familiar but couldn't put a name to the tits, err I mean face.
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>>736341034
nope its a chipmunk
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>>736337788
not a controlled demolition at all
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>>736336953
How does he see with those mirrors? Is that what its like to be driving as an asian?
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>>736334514
>>736337529
>>736337715
>dude ive done a shit ton of cocaine, and even when i had a psychosis i wouldnt have set myself on fire. this nigger was proabbly on downers and pcp
my first guess was heroin.
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>>736336857
that's not how snakes work, they have to slither and ondualte a bit to move, they dont just slide like that, also, they're not half a kilometer long
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>>736337984
>>736337756
Donald Trump rally
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>>736334098

fresh crepes no longer
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>>736335666
Checked
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>>736337316

oh lawdy
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>>736337247

It looks like they're taking the bandages off after a male to female sex change.
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>>736337788
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>>736337051
How do you even let this happen? How as a family memeber of this dude do you not put a bullet in his head? He wants to act like and weigh the same as cattle then fucking treat him like cattle and put that disgusting fuck out of his misery.
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>>736337788
Holy fuck it's the first time I see a video of it actually going down
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>>736337431
>thor

he fucked the hawk and his dealer all up
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>>736334684
>he was wearing a condor
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>>736335760
LOST IT HARD
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>>736334098
instant karma serves the fucker well, don't throw your fags everywhere you dicks
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>>736334589

He was pulled up on the side of a road after being in a car crash..

and so he /shouldn't/ walk over to the police to tell them what's happened?

I'm glad I live in the UK, honestly
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>>736334098
hey, this hole's new...
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>>736339917
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>>736341530

from their faces it must be europe
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