Roast me you fucking losers

you're too fat to fit into the picture

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No thanks, I'm not hungry for porkchops today.

>>736310262
Aren't whales an endangered species?

>>736310262
My standards are so low, I'd still probably face fuck you.

>Grossly overweight
>Smoker
>Holding one eye more open than the other

Go to a doctor right the fuck now, you're having a stroke.

>>736310262
Tits or gtfo

I'd fuck you, not a roast. Just a statement

Show your tits you slut

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>>736310728
I like getting face fucked as long as it's not too rough

>>736310742
Haha

>>736310262
Nah you already ate all the roast.

Civilizations could form in the gap between your eyes

>>736310262
Can I fuck you first and insult you after?

Show tits so I can't jack off

Send kik or snapchat so you can send pics of your tits

>>736310985
Fattys always take a face fucking. They love that shit.

>>736310512
Kek'd

>>736310985
Every time I see a fat cunt like you I want to rage fuck you in your butthole

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>>736311035
Sure

>>736311260
Yea I like gagging on some dick sometimes lol

Amy Schumer has a sister?

>>736311646
That's right honey you love a dick pushing itself into the back of your throat. Now be a good girl and show us some tits

>>736311646
You look like a girl I know named Clara Sabato

>roast me
no fucking way i would need a volcano for that

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>>736312012

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>>736310262
>736310262

>>736311646

I want to creampie your behind

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Come on guys ffs
summer is here

TITTS, TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

You look like an uglier version of Egoraptors wife, and that's pretty hard to pull off.

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>>736311932
Haha

>>736311933
Can't rn

>>736311956
Not me

personally i don't think many people including me would find you attractive due to your excessive weight.

>>736312322
Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

>>736312322
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

>>736312322
What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

>>736310262
Honestly speaking, if you're not a troll, would you let me cum in your mouth if I was around?

>>736312751
I wouldn't let you near me, honestly speaking

>>736312813
Your last three digits. Are they relevant to your location in any sense?

>>736312322
would fuck and also date.

>>736310262
I would roast you, but there isn't a rising pit big enough. I'd have to rent an excavator and dig one. Too much work.

>>736310262
Pigs don't wear make up, go back in the mud

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>>736312751
Maybe. Depends on how you look and what you'd pay me

So.... is that cigarette to flavour the bacon?

>>736310728
>4chan in his truest moment.

>>736313009
I'd pay anything to gag you on my cock and cum on those tits

>>736313009
You're in Florida right? Look Floridian to me

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>>736310262
You look like about 5,000 pounds of chewed bubble gum, I bet if god wanted you to be skinny he would of miracled your ass to skin and bones

>>736310262
Very pretty.

>>736313009
Pay you? Shit bitch he'd be doing you a favor.

>>736313084
Me too , lets split the bill
Op do you wanna threesome ?

>>736310262
Pretty eyes, hair, and complextion. You're too wide. If you lose about 30 pounds, you'd still be big, but you might have a nice kinda shape to you. Being thick is okay so long as you have a nice shape, but being dis-proportionally-big is not sexy.

Finally, you smoke. Fuck off. Start vaping until you quit. Literally no excuse.

6/10 because if you lose weight and stop smoking (both things you can control), you have the potential to look really cute.

>>736313152
This. Kek.

I bet she has a kid or some shit

>>736313034
kek, thats dumb

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>>736313084
Nice lol

>>736313095
Nope

>>736313161
Never have but maybe

>>736313034
Yea I like smoked bacon lol

>>736313009
Those tits look perfect

I bet every time you step a Japanese family Flips there shit, they don't know whether to hide fromGodzilla or prepare for a earthquake

>>736313161
Fuck it I'll throw down too. One in every hole

>>736313425
You know now that I see your pic here, your body type is my kind of thick I like.
Fuck 4chan you did this to me. I never liked big girls before you assholes.

>>736313425
Da nisi mozda iz Srbije il tako nesto
Boze moj msm da bih te ispolivao svrsotinom od kose do stopala

>>736313541
Fuck yeah
That girl deserve 3 cocks

>>736310262
rotisserie style or traditional?

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>>736313536
Haha

>>736313545
Thick girls are best

>>736313599
Huh?

>>736313658
lol

>>736310262
ur a big girl aintcha

>>736313955
What's your name fatbody?

>>736310262
Roast you like the fucking fat pig you are? No thanks, I don't have a rotisserie big enough for that shit.

Mmm mmm mmm more pics of the booty?

>>736310262
What I could do is what the sun already does to you better.

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>>736313999
trips yay

Exactly why are you guys doing a personal army request? Shit, it's obviously really fucking thinly veiled. Is it because of summer, newfriends?

>>736313658
She was made for it

>>736313955
do you want to be filled with 3 cocks at once ?

>>736313112
Nigger

Fuck me when this become a cringe thread for fatty sympathizer

That's 300 pounds of make up to cover a larger area than Texas. Jesus Christ how did you even afford the plane to fly over and take the pic a toy the right time?

>>736310262
Why the fuck are we even humoring you, tits or gtfo.

>>736313955
Post more of her ass

>>736310573
some of them, sure
but sadly we have way too many of pic related

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>>736314243
It might would be fun

>>736314550
I second this motion

>Fat chick posting for attention.
>Anons fantasising about fat white woman.
>Niggers love fat white wiminz
>Niggers have overrun muh /b/

roast threads (cringe leafy tier)

>>736310262
you know you're fat
you know people will call you fat
whats the point of the thread?

>>736314243
>roast thread turns into stupid niggers trying to erp

>>736314692
the bloom tool dosen't make you pretty

>>736310262
like throwing a pig into paint

>>736310262
low quality bait
>> timestamp/TITS or GTFO

>>736314692
I can't stop rubbing my cock to you!

>>736314777
Trips has spoken.

>>736315026
I'm sure you can stop at any time.

>>736313955

>Thick girls are best
bitch you aren't thick
you're fucking obese

>>736310262
well of course OP getting turned on by the idea of a roast.

>>736310262
Waiting for nudes

>>736314692
Post more of her ass

>>736310262
Rated P for Porky Pig!

>>736315234
Thank god "heart face emoji"

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>>736314853
Just passing the time on a roadtrip. I've laughed a few times

>>736315026
lol

>>736315400
just post some bikini pic

>>736315149
That ass is pretty fine

>>736313955
Moar ass plz?

>>736310262
Hey how about three kebabs instead of two today? Salad is for your pussy, extra white sauce on it.

>>736315798
Yes.

OP please post more of her ass. It's glorious.

>>736310262
I am in the mood for some roast pork to be fair.

You got it! (Bying an apple and building a spit as we speak).

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>>736316259

>>736316434
MOAR BABY PLS MOAR

Sure, let me just find where I can buy a telephone pole first, I don't think my BBQ's spits can take you on.

>>736313009
I'll pay you in dick

>>736316434
I'd probably fuck you and then regret it after.

>>736313009

>pay me

I wouldn't give you donut to rim me

>>736316434
Throw that thang back honey

>>736310262
I can't. I don't eat pork let alone roasted pork.

>>736316434
MOAR PLZ got skype ??

>>736316714
Yea right, she'd be a regular fuck and you know it

I reckon at least 165°c for four to five hours.

>>736316434
would you like me to eat your ass?

>>736310262
Don't want to start a grease fire.

>>736310262
You're pretty, I would go on a date with you.

>>736313009
Its sad you're fat. You have a pretty face. I'm equally sad when I see hot chicks in prison. Waste of good pussy.

This isnt /ck/
wrong board for roasting a pig.

>>736316930
kek, chill man

>>736316875
>implying things about random strangers on the Internet
>implying people never do things they regret
>implying implications

What a waste of fucking space you are. Go apologize to the nearest tree for wasting the oxygen that it toiled to make.

I would pay $200 to fuck you.

>>736316714
>>736316875
I would marry that bitch

>>736310262
hey fatty ding.dong

huge, very heavy bait

>>736316827
Fuck op

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>>736316532
>>736316770
>>736316921
Sure lol
>>736316857
Nope

>>736317019
Who pissed in your wheaties today faggot?

>>736317096
you would enjoy it
I would eat if for hours and hours

Thick is in.

>>736316921
>>736316857
>>736316714
>>736316671
>>736316532

You guys realize this is a guy that has a crush on the girl and is friends with her on facebook. You guys are all fuckin' weirdos.

why are you guys giving attention to this land whale, she didn't even post tits....

>>736317096
I definitely want a turn to eat that ass

>>736317096
Sit on my face baby

>>736310262
Honestly if i was this fat and ugly i wouldnt take selfies id probably keep my mouth shut and drink some bleach

>>736317232
NORMIEEE LEAVE

>>736317200
Must've been you, because clearly, you have nothing better to do with your life you utter fucking waste of resources.

And faggot? Really? That's the best you can come up with? I'm nothing mad. Just... Disappointed.

>>736312534
fucking full metal jacket roasting god damn you amateur

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>>736310262
You're not worthy of eating my logs

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>>736317211
>>736317263
>>736317293


>>736317328
How could you drink anything with your mouth shut?

>>736317357
I'm sorry did you want me to kiss in your mouth? I didn't mean to waste my resources, here open up, I'll give the baby what he's crying for

>>736317638
Lol piss*

>>736317638
And your reading comprehension is shit, too. God damn, son. Do you have ANYTHING going for you in life? I'm almost starting to pity you.

>>736310262
Fucking pig disgusting minger, your fucking inbred genes are showing, can you even focus both eyes in the same direction. why dont you have some more pork cracking.

Cool, another "roast me roast me!! XDDDD" thread that turned into anon's giving a woman attention for free

>i cant show tits right now
I cant give you attention right now
Sage

>>736318212
It's most likely not even her, I'm just here for the ass

>>736317614
We need one of those booty pics where the slut sits on the edge of the sink and takes a pic in the mirror. Yadidamean?

Captain! We are going to need a bigger whaling vessel! God Damn!

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>>736317614

>>736318459
dont you have any halfnaked pics

>>736318266
She wont provide them. Plenty of other threads on this board that will. Just saying.

>>736318459
nice feet you have

>>736317357
>you called me a faggot?

Everyone has a 1st day on 4chin...

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>>736318553

>>736310262
I don't wanna toast you

We all appreciate that you've shaved Boogie2988, but this make up doesn't work.

>>736319010
MOAR PLS

>>736319000
What a fucking waste of trips.
I'm not surprised. I'm disappointed that's the best he has, given how fucking common that shit is here.
Go be a candy-ass somewhere else.

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>>736319092

>>736319540
little less cloth

Trips twice and still no noods.

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wow you guys are real fuckin tough kickin a pretty girl when shes down and feelin bum'd out

just ignore these idiots op, they obviously feel courage behind their monitors but would never say half of these things in real life because they are...you guessed it, COWARDS. Do me a favor and don't accept any adds from these cretins because it most likely wont end up
do me a favor and add me on skype (hitman90001)
if u want we can just talk, shoot the shit, or hell even play games
I have over watch if u want, I can hook u up and we can rank up together (dont worry I'll carry im kind of a high level (gold sr) )

oh and if we hit it off u never know I can always use a sexy wife, I live in a pretty big house also sooo u never know babe, all I require is you don't cheat on me and be faithful which I know you will because you are hurt like me and we share that commonality.

anyways

waiting

for u to message me

muah xoxoxo

Was that a gold bikini?

>>736319769
hahahahaha summerfag

The only roast you're good for is about 30 minutes a pound at 220 degrees

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>>736319773
Yea

Your a thick girl and thick girls are the best. Wanna wear that gold bikini over to my place lol

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>>736319828
Its
pasta
newfag

>>736320154
have you ever swallowed cum ?

>>736320502
...without mayo?

>>736320361
How were we supposed to know?

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>>736320325
lol
>>736320502
A few times yea

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>>736310262
> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
For those how don't speak cow like she does, that mean "fat ass"

>>736320742
Oh come on baby get naked for us

>>736320742
Did you enjoy it ?

>>736310262
Fat girl wants to be roasted. All you can think about is food, isn't it?!

>>736310262
Smoked ham...

>>736320742
Wanna be my sex slave? I bet your ads can take a good fucking

>>736320742
Will you marry me?

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>>736320587
Newfag should be on this website for more than a few days if you want to start something

>>736319010
Lol quit stuntin hoe we need better pic than that

>>736321035
Bruh I'm an olderfag

>>736319010
AHHHHH ITS A WHALE

>>736321103
Proof

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>>736320778
Maybe when I get back home I'll make another thread. I didn't expect this many responses lol

>>736320813
Yea I liked it

>>736320929
Sure lol I like anal

>>736320939
lol

Waiting on tits

>>736321342
whats the biggest cock you've taken?

>>736321221
I remember when the banana meme started.

>>736315400
Cowboy boots with leggings? You deserve an anal rape for that.

>>736321342
dont give us that crap
You probably have one or two nudes right now

>>736321103
I don't think anyone over 14 says bruh so if i were you i would log off of 4chan and go play minecraft

>>736321490
You do know you're talking to a guy, right?

>>736319293
You literally are enjoying your first day here. Someone screencap this shit.

>>73632134

Ever had a threesome with another woman?

>>736321541
I am an olderfag I was in the thread when dude killed his gf that day

>>736321490
Hint: The owner was black

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>>736321877

I have a wank bank for ugly chicks as well as hot chicks - you are now in the former.

There's something about a fat chick in tight jeans that's fucking hot. Post a photo of your feet for the boys you disgusting little piggy.

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>>736321490
7 inches

>>736321502
lol

>>736321617
Nah I'm not into girls

Got a kik or nudes?

>>736322058
ever done a rim job with that tongue of yours ?

Have you had your 1st black baby yet?

>>736310262
Hi. It's nice meeting you.

Why do you wear make up? It seems kind of like a moot point, ya know?
Sure.. You can put make up on your face, build a little confidence for yourself when you look in the mirror...
The only problem is, no matter how much makeup you put on your face.. The first thing that someone will notice about you is your weight, and value you with that.
You're untouchable upon eye contact.

This was nice. Thank you for letting us roast you-- Have a nice day, Ma'am.

>>736315000
Trips. The bait is real.

7 inches that's it? Where the fuck you be living they growing that small

>>736310262
I'd like to but there's no way in hell you'd fit in my oven

>>736322325
This nigga acting like he's bigger than 6 inches

Take actual pictures of yourself and not screenshot some random whale

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>>736322013

>>736322169
Nope

>>736322193
lol no I like white guys

Are you not showing nudes because you have big old pancake nipples and are ashamed of them and you have the roast beef pussy so your not showing us?

>>736322058
you'd love my 8 inch dick

>>736310262
You have a bad attitude

Rosted

I love this confident slut! Outstanding feet... Now lets get the party started - when are you home so we can pull our cocks as you fulfil photo requests like the worthless piece of meat you are?

On a side note, how does it feel to know you'll never be anything more than and a guy's filthy girl on the side? In saying that, if I could tollerate being heckled, I'd maybe have you as a girlfriend.

I'm down with cute fatties but smoking is disgusting.

I don't want you dying while I'm fucking you. If you can't keep up in bed what good are you?

Show us you tits and ass anyway.

>>736322966
Would you give me a footjob baby?

>>736322966
Can you please shut the fuck up now, fucking squealing pig, go have another cream cake, fat fucking whore.

>>736323482
This dude a virgin

>>736312322
I wanna grab you by your pigtails and facefuck the shit out of you

Post a photo of you weating something wetlook/shiny/leather so I can finish a happy man.

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show belly pls

You got a kik?

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>>736323241
lol

>>736323476
Never have but it sounds fun

>>736323611
lol

>>736323930
I did >>736319540

>>736323930
That sucks. One of the biggest positives to being fat is huge tits. God hates her.

Do you have kik. You look like my ex gf

>>736310262
sweet Jesus OP that was cringe as fuck. I can tell straight up how dumb you really are.

So in short: fat, ugly and dumb. I don't think it can't get any worse

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>>736310262
>Screenshot.jpg
>All these replies
>Please /b/ be trolling

>>736325102
Nah bitch took a picture of her feet

>>736323930
YUCK

>>736310262
You had enough roast for a life time

>>736310262
Why look, it's a landwhale.

>>736310262
You have gorgeous eyes and beautiful lips.

You have kick ass skill with make up.

What potential.

But you are 80% Crisco, so have probably resorted to roody poos, which means you probably have herpes.

Sucks

>>736310262
Porcelain skin
Black hair
Blue eyes
Full chubb body
>8/10 would bang

But stop smoking. That's just dirty.

>>736310985
Face fucking? Yeah sorry but there is no way I'm putting my dick in your mouth. I'm afraid your natural instincts might kick in

>>736310262
Genetics already roasted you.

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>>736324913
No

>>736325894
lol no I like white guys

>>736325957
Thanks :)

>>736310262
f a t

>>736310985
Show your naked whale of a body. Spread ass and pussy. Let us see inside you...let us see your soul!

>>736311646
I want to plant a load of hot salty cum on your tongue for you to gobble up.

>>736310262
Crystal?

>>736326288
white guys dont like you, you fat bitch.

go fuck a nigger.

i know it's not you OP but post moar of dat ass

>>736326288
would you lik to try rim job

Totally would give the dick honestly.

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>>736326658
lol nice

>>736326752
Nope

funny how she said something earlier about not being able to show tits and timestamp yet shes dumped a folder of herself. Came back to check the thread, lo and behold, still here, getting attention as if shes more special than any other girl who's posted on /b/ before.

>>736313599
>>736313955
kek. Serbfag got rekt...

Ajd prvo pojebi sve životinje u svojem selu pa se javi natrag na 4chan. S timestampom naravno...

her name's obviously melissa guise

>>736323930
Would totally fuck like crazy and fill up that pussy

>>736317096
TITS OR GTFO

sorry sorry what i meant to say was

FLOATING CHEST FAT OR GTFO

SaVING THREAD

She's not about that life

>>736321268
This bitch doesn't need to be fed any more attention clearly

She's not hardcore right

Why are you guys continuing the rain of attention? Shes not pretty. Shes obese. She hasnt shown tits. Shes been pretentious to all of the reqeusts and she still feels entitled to holding your attention.

>>736310262
hmmmm, I'd like to see you spead out on my bed, with a dildo and me both in your pussy.

>>736310728
stop feeding her ego, she's already grossly overweight

>>736310262
Roast. You would like that wouldn't you? I'd starve you on carrots you fat shit, no roast for you!

>>736319769
Go get fucked you White Knight faggot

Doesn't it make you feel depressed when you spend all that money on makeup and clothes to try to look good, but inside you know your just a fat cow? You'll always be second to the thin girls who eat right and work out, and always looked over by guys until they're horny and want a cum box. Please look yourself now before you have daughters and run their lives by passing on your genes.

>>736310262
You smoke, so on top of being obese, your lungs are gonna give out before the beetus kills you. You look like the only people you fuck are black dudes because they're probably the only ones with standards low enough to stick their dick in you, and on top of alll of this, even if you did lose weight, you'd probably be able to glide with all of the extra skin.

>>736311563
Yooo same, only girls who let me violate their bumholes were fat cunts xD