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>>736304606
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Just showing my huge cock, works on 8 of 10

You smell like the inside of my Momma's purse

Hey baby do you know karate? Cause you're going to need it to keep me from raping you. ;)

>>736304606
Mmm kayla

Just say "you look like you don't shave your pussy"
Work every time

Can i suck your pussy until your head caves in

>>736304606
hey do you want to get married

Ill suck your dick if you make me your pick

>>736304606
You don't smell the same when you're sleeping

Nice shoes wanna fuck

pay attention to me

Fifty bucks? Yeah that's fine. Get in.

I got a gun

I'm going to need you to step out of the car ma'am. Never fails.

>>736304606
Come on, Barbie. Let's go party.

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>>736304606
Hi.. I am Brad Pitts Cousin.

NEVER FAILS TO GET TAIL!

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>>736304606
I have cocaine

>>736304606

Moar of this chick

>>736304748
Underrated

How much money will it take to keep you from vomiting during sex? You won't be nauseous at first. It starts out as a cringe feeling. You'll feel bad for me, my horrible body movements and my weird/small penis. Then that somehow festers into an excistential crisis. Thoughts of how you got to this low place hit you like a ton of bricks and you will vomit. Some women can typically stomach it past 300 dollars.

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>>736304606
"I've just one Ball like the great Fuhrer, would you like being my Eva?"

+ Straight to the point
+ shows confidence
+ honest
+ shows high level of educazioni

- will not work with Jewish women

>>736305668
Can't do that manlet. She only gets naked for superior pickups

>>736304606
Sauce?

Hey baby, does this napkin smell like chloroform?

>>736304606
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Want to see a magic trick? Watch my dick disappear in your pussy.

>>736304606
Give me your number or ill tell my sister to beat you up

>>736306197
Want to see a magic trick!? Watch in amazement as I cum instantly when you touch my dick. You'll be immediately disappointed as I try to act like it never happens and start tearing up as I revert to begging to keep you at my house. Then, when you feel so bad that you stay, you can watch a grown man fuck you for 30 whole seconds stopping and starting while moving awkwardly trying not to cum again as you lay there with your head turned and a look of utter shame on your face as I shake and blow yet another load directly into the regular sized condom I barely fit into!

>>736304606
I'm intellectually superior.

>>736304606
Peepee in vagina

>>736304606
Do you want to judge a farting contest?

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>>736306557
Yea Ima use this

>>736304606
If you scream, I'll fucking kill you.

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams...

Is your mom nearby?

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you're ugly as fuck but let's do this

>>736307054
Blood on my dick or blood on my knife.

>>736305668
>>736306018
Saw her on imgur but fuck me wjo knows the link

>>736304606
Who is this with the big tits?

>>736304856
You know this cow tittied bitch?

>>736307382
Ya thats mmm kayla. Where the fuck you been nigga

>>736304822
nice

>>736307551
New here. Story/name/more pics?

>>736307777
Czech'd

You kids want some candy?

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>>736308015
>You kids want some candy?

YEAH!!!....
NOOooooooooo

>>736307858
This, more

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>>736307382
>>736307858
Don't bother. She got tit reduction and got fat. I could have fucked her a few years ago but she was already spoiled milk by then

>>736304606
Need a hand with those?

>>736308820
i always loved her tits, i follow her on IG, hoping 1 day more of her nudes will surface

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>>736309141
Here they are

>>736305668
>>736307204
>>736307382
>>736307858
>>736308342
kayla torrisi

>>736306557
should be "regular sized condom I can barely stretch"

>>736304822
Ha, the other 2 out of 10 you end up in prison and on a list.

>>736305668
There's a dozen pics of this chick

Use the fucking link dots to the upper left of the image

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>>736304606

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>>736304606
>money
>alcohol

>>736310705
Why?....
If you want to fuck a tranny then just fuck one

I got a bucket of chicken.

You should dump your boyfriend and date me.