You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an American.

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i'm poor and getting cucked by muslims

I don't need lube in order to fap

>>736304243
I can speak more than one language

>>736304243
I have been to mcdonalds exactly once and then never again

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I like the public health system.

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I don't dress like this

Never shot up a school

>>736304243
I use you're instead of you are.

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>>736304243
I have nothing against immigrants

muslims actually invade my country.

>>736304243
American here.
>>736304486
>>736304573
>>736304715
>>736304731
I'm apparently not very good at it though, because these all apply to me.

>>736304673
Hesburger is better than McDonald's

I have headcheese

No shit "Eh?"

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>>736304243
Because I'm FREE!!

Because, as an American, I have the Freedom to fuck up your thread with my 'Merica boner...

>>736304243
I have a foreskin.

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>>736304731
I like Adam Sandler but this is the worst movie I watched.

I'm not fat or gay. I also don't own a gun, because I'm not a pussy.

>>736304243
æoå

>>736304941
>The American who can't even read

Jesus fucking christ, you people are pathetically stupid.

I'm not fat

>>736304243
I am american

straya

>>736304982
>Because you don't have a problem in your city with armed niggers killing white people because Trayvon or because crack or because reasons...

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>be american
>get shot
>tip shooter

>>736304243
koji kurac glumis pederu

>>736304673
Been to Hesburger 500times and twice in MCDonalds

Time's up. Motherfucker

>>736304362
Colour
Trousers
Mum
Crisps
School not shooting range

>>736305060
and the upside of being one, or at-least for me, is that I can call a muslim a goat fucking sand nigger and then tell him to blow some shit up without fear. Second Amendment

>>736304243
I eat salad

>>736304941
product of the american school system right there.

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>>736304243
my flag

I'm 60kg at a length of 185cm

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>>736305035
>The foreigner who cannot comprehend

I said nothing about confusing the message of the post. Instead, my post was about me loving my God-Blessed America, and her Glorious Lord Trump at the helm. Why? Because Freedom!!

>>736304243
i don't see an all you can eat restaurant as a personal challenge.

I would never shoot in a school

my iq is greater than my weight in lbs

>>736304243

Sorry eh?

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>>736305265
>Another one who scores exceedingly low on the "reading comprehension" section every time.

Damn, you foreigners suck at this communication thing...

>>736305178
I have no idea what a Hesburger is. I haven't been to any burgerchain since McDonalds gave me the worst food poisoning and explosive shits I had in my life. If only I lived in murica, I could've sued the shit out of them

>>736305288
Not op but you are fucking stupid, pick your dignity of the ground and go away.

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>They hate us cuz they ain't us....

I do not feel conflicted about gay marriage

>>736304243
Not overweight

>>736304243
I ate a whole brocoli yesterday

I am white

0.01cent*100 != 1usd

>>736304243
I had hot wings and fries for breakfast!

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>>736305518
>o shit, I'm dead wrong, but I can't bare to look like a complete eurocuck on /b/!
>Quick! Just insult him and run!

>>736304243
My parents are Russian

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>>736305732
This thread needs moar 'Merica...

I enjoy being a eurofag muslim cuck

>>736304243

1/i = 1/i * -i/-i = -i/i(-i) = -i/-(-1) = -i

>>736304243
Everything related to whites is racists.
I don't report my wife getting raped by Muslims to avoid offending them.
My car goes from 0-60 by the time I reach my destination
I try and claim I am superior because our healthcare is free, but I pay higher taxes than the rest of the world for free healthcare.

>>736305684
Im not from europe cuck

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I can't.

>>736305518
You mean "off of the ground" you stupid foreign fag.

>>736305684
>>736305948
Im from NY

45kg

>>736306026
I repeat im from NY

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>>736305948
>wherever the fuck you're from, I don't care, I'm American...

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I cant, i surrender.

>>736306026
>off of the ground
Is this satire?

>>736304243
I don't have a spirit of Rugged individualism.

>>736304243
My country's flag isn't on the surface of the moon.

>>736306193
No it's a correction who the fuck says
>pick your anything of the ground

ARRIBA ESPAÑA

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>>736304851

I have a normal blood pressure and a resting heart rate of 47

>>736304243
Foreign armies have occupied my country's soil.

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>>736304862

>>736304243
My country's GDP is for shit.

>>736306343
>off of
For the love of god think about what sentence you posted.
Or do you usually pick something from of the ground?

my penis isn't mutilated

>>736305223
>gets run over by muslims
You forgot that one buddy

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>>736304243
I am not disgustingly fat. Or uneducated.

I don't have the right to keep and bare arms.

>>736305659
Literal autism

>>736305288
Nice b8. You do know NASA uses the metric system right?

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>>736306554
>gets shot, raped and robbed by a nigger

You forgot something too, newfriend.

My country is a nation of Men, not Laws.

>>736304243
I know where Europe, Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica is.
I know the taste of vegetables
I eat fruits
I know that freedom doesn't mean bunch of stupid people only allowed to speak whatever they want, but cannot DO ehatever they want because they are under surveillance all the time.

>>736305732
>>736305817
Not sure if autistic or bait

>>736307134
It's actually more then enough I guess you stupid amerifats.

My country is nothing but the battleground for Super Powers.

>>736304243
I eat junk food once a month
I go to the gym
I can speak more than 1 language

I measure my dick length in centimeters

Starbucks is shit compared to Tims

Countries all over the world don't clamor, stand in line and pay see my country's movies and music and television.

>>736304243


I haven't mutilated my penis just because the God of Jews and Muslims told me to.

>>736304731
i dress like the black dude, but im white

c'est suffisant où je développe ?

>>736307383
Since when is gotham a country?

I can say Bruce Jennings isn't a hero without triggering some college students nearby.

My country's President never demanded another country tear down a wall and then it got torn down.

My country doesn't have the power to make or back up ultimatums.

I dont think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

Yeah, nah. Carn cunt, have a squiz, heaps of sepos having a tanty just because I'm hectic as.

in my country we don't use the imperial measuring system but the metric system, because lets face it 19 cm sounds better then 7 and a half inch

>>736304243
I like Black people and I don't do it to further my agenda

People try to escape or immigrate from my country to America.

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>>736306939
Maybe so, but NASA is just a small research & science department of the much larger United States of America, the only country to have successfully put a man on the moon and whose entire population uses the Imperial system in their daily lives... Also, many of us can also use metric.

we're neutral

Because my dick is out of this world so I must be an alien

>>736304243
I'm 1,78 m tall and my dick is 18 cm long

my money is made of plastic

>>736308120
>posts garbaged up creek
>fails to realise much of his country looked like that in the 50s and 60s and was cleaned up because of EPA

>>736305288
freedom isn't needed, control is and any way America will soon loose there "freedom"

I watch rugby and say "football" not "soccer"

>>736308120
Forgot to add: NASA also uses imperial measurements (miles, fahrenheit, etc) on a daily basis.

>>736305940
nigger

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>>736308242
yeah man the legacy pollution is america is pretty fucked

Muslim rape gangs prowl my country.

Celsius

>>736304243
Trump is the reflection of all Americans.

>>736304243
Every single man who has walked on the moon is my countryman ....

Dammit

>>736305659
you mean... 1*100 = 100
Fuck. mindblown. Die

>>736308338
NASA is american and not science so they don't have to use SI
they're like technology

>>736308242
>fails to realize much of my country never actually looked like that.
>fails to realize we're one of few countries to actually put an EPA type organization and restrictions in place.
>fails to realize that without the USA setting the model, much of the rest of the Western World wouldn't have followed suit, if they even have yet.
>triggered cuz reasons?

>>736308419
Lol. He fell for the moon landing meme. What a retard. Educate yourself faggot. Its a hoax.

>>736308253
Funny, last I checked we didn't invite immigrants to our country to literally rape us.
*smug pepe because I don't have one in my folder*

>>736307563
You also stand in line and pay to see your country's movies retard.

>>736308468
ha, you wish newfag. I know parts of the country that look like that today, so don't give me that bullshit. In fact where i lived for the last ten years was still awfully grumpy about having to pay for garbage collection which only started in the late 90s, they would rather burn it than to pay the twenty bucks a month for collection.

EPA wasn't the first environmental protection agency in the world

>>736307095
At least we don't have niggers making the news every week

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>>736305035
Wut?
Do Non-Americans not sarcasm or something?

>>736305121
Fuck off /bant/. Nobody likes you.

>>736308468
Wat? Europe had their first agencies in the 18th century. But who would go in the internet and ttell lies?

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Im not brainwash into being a patriotic cuck who thinks my land is free to fuck up the world and we are all good forever because Murica

I don't have a gun.

>>736304243
I can buy weed

Im safe walking the streets at night

muslims are going to bring guns into our country so we need to ban guns.

>>736304243
I know where Iraq is on the world map

>>736304243
I pay 50 million zimbabwan dollars for a bread

I like hagelslag

I drive manual

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>>736308253
>lose their freedom*

Freedom is indeed needed, little Eichmann... The more you try to control a people, the more they will rebel; the most of all, Americans.

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>>736304731
Only one outfit and can't afford a chair.

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>>736304243

Our gun laws are shit. Not UK-tire shit, but it still sucks.

Also this >>736304362

>>736308725
Because it is too commonplace to raise an eyebrow?

>>736305118
I really wonder why we have no armed niggers. Maybe because, unlike in America, it's really hard to get weapons here ?

Bathing once or more per day with hot soapy water is not a common practice in my country.

I know what my government is doing in relation to other countries around me and my voice matters when voting

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>>736305288
Literally

>>736304243
KURWA

>>736304362
bwahaha this so much

fucking ameritards

1cm 1m 1dm 1km

>>736309406
Also my proof.
>I don't eat sugar in salty pastry (bread, rolls, buns...).
Srsly tough, American baked goods are all as sweet as our sweet pastry. Especially those sesame buns in McDonal'ds. I'd have a cup of hot chocolate with them for breakfast.

>>736304243
I use meters instead of shitty miles
I can speak different languages.
Я гoвopю пo pyccки,
Ich kann Deutsch sprechen,
Moge mowic po Polski,
Je peux parler francais,

>>736309334
Because you never had a significant population of nigger slaves who now live in ghettos, are horrifically under-educated, and have been radicalized by race-baiting retards who profit off of racial tension.

You may have people trying to push racial tension in your country, but you don't know racial tension for fun and profit like America knows it...

I don't shit myself in grocery store.

I haven't seen immobile obese person in my life.

I don't think earth is flat.

free health coverage


fuck you americunts, you're full of niggers

I didn't have to run from a black person trying to rob me ever.

Very few leftist extremists here.

Don't have, want or need a car. Or a gun. Didn't pay for my last visit to the doctor.

cheeky nandos with the lads

No school shootings in my country or in neighbouring countries.

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>>736304243
I had crumpets for breakfast this morning.

No real danger of getting shot by a cop.

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>>736309589
>Glorious dumbed down measuring system
I can use both imperial and metric just fine, thanks to my country's school curriculum requiring both. In fact, I can convert between the two quite readily as well. Can you?
>Muh languages
I can speak enough Russian, German, Spanish, Norwegian, and Pashto to get by, should I ever have need. I know a bit of Latin and Old Norse/Futhark, though they're dead languages so they don't exactly county... I also know a few words in Mandalorian and Orcish, but those are sci-fi geek languages... Still, fluency is tough when you have nobody to speak a language with on a regular basis.
>Literally that's it...

0/10, your country sucks.

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I will never be driving along a road in Texas in the middle of nowhere and pull over to a roadside stand and smell this deliciousness wafting through the air. I will never sit at picnic table near the stand and feast on this while drinking a Lone Star beer and a baseball game gently murmurs from a portable radio under a big blue sky.

aluminium not aloominum

One cubic centimeter of water = one gram = one milliliter.
Have fun with your "cups" lmao.

>>736309589
I can use Google translate too!

>>736304243
I dont have a jew cock

>>736310068
The thing is we don't have to convert. If we had to it would be just your dumber part of population can understand us.
Same as learning to talk to autists, so they don't go REEEEEE

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>>736310068
this post drips of middle schooler with axe spray

>>736310296
for your part of population*

>>736310299
College. And yeah, I use Axe, because it's a cheap/low effort choice.

>>736304243
I can drive a manual

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>>736310188
1us. gal. = 4qts = 8pts (hey, don't you euros still use pints when you go drinking?) = 16c = 256Tbsp...

Also, 1 us gal = 3785ml

>but tell me again how only knowing one simple measurement system means you're smarter...
>pic unrelated

>>736310411
prove it little baby boy

post drivers license with timestamp

>>736310411
missing that (You)

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>>736310296
>dumber part of the population
>thinks a system based on rounding to 10 is more difficult than inches/quarts/fahrenheit/etc.

fucking pleb-tier foreign education right here... Point is, if I encounter either metric or imperial in my daily business, I can deal with them; you will have to find Google and pull up conversion calculators.

>>736310590
No, we don't use pints. One beer is half a liter.
You think you're smarter because you use retarded units? making your life more difficult doesn't make you smarter, it just shows, that you are stupid enough to defend your dumb imperial system, because you refuse to adapt to world wide used metric system, same as your fellow dumb 'Muricans. At least you can shoot eachother somehow legally :>
>>736310593
Yeah, no. Not gonna post my papers online.

>>736304243
I have excellent healthcare
I'm not fat
I can legit tell that trump is retarded
I don't dream about fucking my sister

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>>736310933
You people actually think that using complicated units makes you smarter. I love this thread.
>Do you think this nigger is smarter for not using regular bucket or garden hose?

I love yorkshire puddings!

I had a V*8 (low sodium version) and banana for breakfast

None of my relatives died of hear attack in their early 40'

>>736310179
you can do all of that just fine outside of Texas
Are you all this autistic ?

I am not a nigger

Refugees are a good idea

>>736308725
no, they're making the news every day

>>736310590
>I'm less efficient and therefore I'm smarter than you
Stay cucked murifag

>>736304243
Dick is intact

>>736304243
1km=1000meters

kanker

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>>736311001
>>736311280
>Durr, not knowing something definitely makes us smarter than you...

>>736311681
>"Efficiency" to me means requiring the use of Google to complete a task many others don't require the use of Google to complete...

Mata e o curva iar eu nu sunt American

>>736304673
Was it because some terrorist blew it up?

>>736304243
i do not belive that chocolet milk comes from brown cows...

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>>736304243

>>736304243
I am an immigrant livingin germany with an american lifestyle. how do i prove it?

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>>736308725
Because there's so many of them it would get boring?

>>736310276
Anon didn't used. You can see that.

>Francais instead of français
That applies to other examples as well.

>>736311818
>Google
What's a google?

>>736304788
Well you'd have to attend school.

flavour

>>736311950
Germans are the closest to being Americans inside of Europe anyway, they both enjoy big cars, get fat on sausages and both have laws against braking for small dogs.

>>736312065
Even humour!

Bad dental hygiene

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I can roll joints.

i shat the queen

>>736312093
Plus, they love beer. Americans love too.

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>>736304486
kek
>>736304243
I'm not a black nigger

>>736312094
Penour

>>736304243
I call people cunts and speak in a stupid accent.

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>>736305288
I'm with you brother. All these europoors, spics, niggers and gooks just wish they were SUPERIOR.

>>736312144
Behaviour

Colour

>>736305948
I'm not from cuck, yurop

Tap water is good and soda is poison.

Пиздoблядcкoe бeзмyдoe хyeпyтaлo. Пиздить oвoщи в мaгaзинe, пиздить мyдaкa, пиздить в мaгaзин.

I drink tea and swear on me mum.

>>736312222
O shit I got quads, I win here.

>>736312338
Praise the Alps water.

>>736304243
What does corn starch taste like?

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>>736312222

>>736312426
Congortutations

>>736310179
>plastic fork
holy fucking shit kill yourself

>>736312222
Maлaдцa, пpoвepeнo.

>>736310179
looks disgusting.

>>736312451
Don't know. But maybe that obese faggot on the corner knows.

>>736312625
>looks disgusting.
If only you're vegan.
It's just meat and beans.

Jag är svensk ;k)

>>736312506
You ever had a steak so tender that you don't even need a knife?

>>736304243
I'm only 205Lbs

colour

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>>736304243
i enjoy eating these

>>736304243

I never waged wars to please Jews

>>736305281
>length

My country didn't loose wars against barefoot congs or camel fucking sandniggers

>>736304243
It's 27C here right now, fampai

>>736312864
Anon's probably not a native speaker.

>>736305281
A road has length. And a tree have height. Sooo? What you have now? A height or length?

>>736304243
I have yellow teeth

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>>736312099

I have polio

>>736310276
so you aren't amerifag - they are not clever enough.

>>736304243
We have designated shitting streets

>>736304243
trump is not my president

>>736304243
trump was a mistake

Im not Obese
I speak 3 languages
Im not againts other races
I drink tea for breakfast
I was forced to read shakespeare when i was 10
Im a brit fag