tell me /b/, why didn't you become a fighter pilot?

>>736300063
I became a wizard pilot instead

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>>736300063
Well they took one look at me and said they didn't want some googly eyed bastard flying their facking planes. So here I am fixing up shopping carts.

>>736300063
I'm too tall and my eyes suck

>>736300063
Because back when I was young enough to be a fighter pilot I had shitty vision. Plus there's that whole going to the academy thing.

Shitty eyesight. So I became a contractor and flew drones instead.

Then I got Lasik. Now I'm old.

Being a blind retard.

>>736300063
Shitty eye sight and asthma.

Poor eyesight

>>736300063
No desire to be a government tool

>>736300063
I'm a lover not a fighter. If there was a lover pilot I'd be one.

>>736300975

Code for "I am a giant pussy"

>>736301014
No, there are more important things in life than flying multimillion dollar tools of death to serve the oil interests of the government

>>736300366
you could have done ROTC instead.

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>>736300975
>thinking you aren't controlled by the government anyway

>>736301112

Thank God we got all that oil from Afghanistan and Iraq

>>736301112
nothing is more important

>>736301112

You pay for them, might as well fly them and get to kill brown people. For free.

I mean... I'm not seeing the downside.

>>736301186
all that oil in korea too.

>>736301239

and Vietnam

>>736301161
Be a government flyboy tool or a biochemist

I wake up when I want, work as long as I want, go home when I want, don't have to kill anyone, contribute to the scientific knowledge base. Ya I'm happy with my life choices

>>736301112
>oil interests

isn't this trope over yet...

>>736300063
I´m 1,87m (6.1 ft)
to tall for Planes, Tanks and Submarines

*female
*too tall
*glasses
*scared of heights.

>>736301112

Like shitposting on /b/ from your mom's basement, Edgelord?

>>736301112

>tips fedora

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>>736301186
>implying the last two or three conflicts/wars we have been in in the last 20years hasn't been twice in Iraq and oil wasn't part of the reason

>>736300063
last air to air kill was in the 90's. if anyone went to flight school now, you'd be doing escort missions and bombing runs.

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>>736300063
because as the pilot, you dont decide where the bombs & missiles go.
you just take them wherever those in power need them.
right now, i wouldnt trust any government in the world tobe reasonable with that decision.

>>736301433
>last air to air kill was in the 90's.

It was literally fucking yesterday you halfwit.

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>>736301194
go lick your jew masters ass

>>736301408

Where's the oil then?

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>>736301276
> when you don't realize your backing is funded by the government

>>736301551
weak bait. no one believes this shit.

>>736301300
Knee caps or gtfo.

>>736301281
Im 190 and 100kg

I cant even fit in an average sedan let alone anything high performance. Fighter pilots may have a cool job but they are all jockeys with a pencil dick

>>736301281
but can you ball?

>>736301637
I work at a private uni and we are funded by NIH. Your taxes help pay me and my research

Because I have +5.5 shortsightedness in both eyes. Plus i dont want to kill brown people so that the west can control the oil/opium trade.

>>736301112
Then you better be riding a bike everywhere u go. If you use an engine then you use oil. You use oil, youre no different and youre a consumer which in turn, still makes you a tool.
Have a nice day.

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>>736301488
super hornet FTW

>>736301572
In Bush's pockets, funny how gasoline isn't $4USD/gal anymore isn't it

>>736301766
Do I live in a major city and do bike to work every day.

>>736301766
EXACTLY! If you consume any product you didn't produce from scratch you have benefited by the use of engines. People talk the talk, but don't understand the truth behind it.

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>>736301828

I mean, it's not like domestic oil production has increased by a huge amount or anything.

It's definitely because of the Iraq war.

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>>736301766

rekt

>>736301828
how do you not understand how oil price are set??? Ever heard of OPEC?

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>>736301766
top kek

>>736301977

or fuel demand dropping in Europe

>>736301977
>>736302038
>implying conflict in production areas doesn't effect cost per barrel

>>736301663
lol pathetic attempt by dirty kike

>>736301766
Actually.. there is a whole shit ton of oil used to produce a bike. Come to think of it... pretty much anything produced has something to do with oil, pollution, corruption and whole lot of child labor.

>>736302148

>effect

your knowledge is showing

>>736300063
taking orders to kill sounded kind a nazi

>>736300063
There's no army/air force in my country

>>736301702
same here
and yes, all airforce pilots have small dicks...

but i had good time at the german mountain troops

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>>736300063
Because I'm a fucking pussy.

Fat, bad eyesight, lazy in high school so bad grades, the usual.

wasn't even qualified for the army after the 4 month mandatory service

Hard to blindly take orders

Also my physique would have likely disqualified me from any military branch.

>>736302778

What if you were taking orders to kill... NAZIS?

>>736302919
>had a good time
they had bigger dicks, eh?

>>736303240
What if we've been lied to and nazis aren't that bad?

You know who the nazis hated about just as much as we Haye nazis now? The jews. But that was all propaganda. So what if the nazi hate is all propaganda as well?

Blindly following orders can be a slippery slope.

>>736301281
I'm 6'4(1.90m) and I'm a pilot, it was uncomfortable when I was flying smaller planes, but now I'm flying a 737 and it's not that bad really

>>736303636
Lol well 737 has a nice cabin and room, compared to a tight jet, eh?

Did you start out military or private?

>>736300063
Because I joined the Army like a real man pussy

>>736303745
You got a point there. I started private. 737-800 gas good space until you need to get up

>>736303636
but OP is talking about fighter pilots


>>736303593
well, yes... topkek

>>736303922
Yah, I'm not sure why I replied. I'm out now, I'm going for a wank before I leave for a 4 hours flight

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>math major
>300k starting
>any job I want

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I'm a foo fighter pilot

>>736304189
So you fly a foo fighter, or you fight foo fighters?

You know what a foo fighter is?

>>736300063
didn't do well in UPT, so i'm a tanker pilot.

to tall

tool

i have mathdyslexia

>>736300063
muh bad eyes

literally always wanted to do this, probably had the grades, could have applied the effort, i have the perfect body type/shape

but my god damn eyes

oh well fuck it

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>>736304189
Why, yes I do know foo fighters, ww2 alien interceptors

>>736304159
i think fighter pilots have the edge. to my knowledge they never made a movie called "Top Math."

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I am

I've been riding the same existential crisis for about 4 years now, if I ever get out maybe I'll do something useful like learn how to bomb brown people with oil

>>736305905
Never understood how the fuck you are suppose to hit a ground target with a fucking bomb in that game.

>>736300984
Underrated post

>>736305870
Learn to reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXk9R_iVSVQ

>>736300063
Asthma