~New YLYL~ Requesting your best green-texts.

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I don't have time to dump everything so you just go ahead and mark 5. Then I'll dump them

>>736296159
Fork

>>736296588
What?

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>>736296159
Fuck it, here we go. I'm drunk and rooooollin for some good greentext.

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>>736296769

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>>736297027

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>>736297082

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>>736297119

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Does shit like pic related count?

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>>736297161
Have a good one

>>736297027
that's horrifying

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>>736296159
You suck

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>>736297240

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>>736297287

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>>736297315

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>>736297345

>>736297240
I'm not gonna dump 150 pictures without a fucking pass. I really dont want to select pictures of salad and trains for the next 40 minutes

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Drunk anon here, not disappointed. Feels good man

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>>736297401

>>736297161
>man door hand hook car door
????

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>>736297531
You're a real party pooper.

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>>736297734

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>>736297843

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>>736297714
If you are reading this for the first time, you are too new.

>>736297734
And you are a real meany :^)
Have the Story of pickles on the house

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Put 'em up

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>>736298057
yer mum

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>>736298178
Your dad

>>736298149
that'S fucking 18/10 right there
I rarely laugh at all but damn

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>>736298268
ya sista

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>>736298380

>>736298056
Aww, and I was hoping to see Anne Frank's nudes.

Lost anyway, though.

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>>736298566
>66
666 get

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>>736298380
I can't upload half of my greentexts because of the fucking new size limit. Damn you jackie 4chan .

Your cousin.

>>736298623
you failed

>>736294672
> New YLYL
> posts a greentext from 5 years ago

>>736298692
same with me
gonna binge-convert them to PNG later

ur daughter

>>736298723
>reposts a greentext from 5 years ago
>it literally says "requesting your best green-texts." in the title
stop complaining pussyboi

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I'll dump a few. 1

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>>736298887
one
off

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>>736298938
2

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>>736298973
Chinman chronicles 1/5

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>>736299002
2/5

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>>736298804
sorry for fucking up and not attaching image, 2.MB limit is a cunt and should suck my limp dick
leaving

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>>736299027
3/5

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>>736299045
4/5

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>>736299002
HAHA

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>>736299068
5/5. enjoy

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>>736299075
I FUCK MOTHER

>>736298887
You can find these old greentexts pretty much anywhere. You don't have to create another cancer thread to get them.
But hey, you newfags love your "ylyl" threads with no OC what so ever.

>>736299103
>>736299075

nice spoiler mode faggot kek

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>>736299163

>>736298566
Wonder if the calls asking for moot ever stopped.

>>736299504
They had to close down a month later

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>be me
>ripping the raunchiest, dirtiest farts all night
>like chainsaw loud, sulpherous rotten egg farts
>about to go to sleep
>wife gets in bed, starts reading some gay ass nicholas sparks book
>feel a ripe one well up in my gut
>nearly blow the sheets off with a fucking loud ass fart
>fling comforter over her head
>you're getting the dutch oven bitch
>"anon what the fuck you're disgusting staaahp"
>suddenly filled with some sort of primal rage, feel like I'm not even in control of my body
>grab her by the hair and force her face towards my ass
>"stop it anon you're hurting me"
>lock my legs around her head and force her lips to my asshole
>let slip an absolutely monstrous fart directly into her mouth
>she's fighting and struggling but I can barely feel her punching me. I squeeze ever tighter
>my dick is diamonds for some reason
>the room starts to reek. I can't stop.
>keep ripping ass into her airway. I can feel the horrendous gas moving into her lungs and pumping out of her nostriles
>she stops struggling and is limp now
>the thought of her breathing nothing but my ass is too exciting to me
>I jizz all over the place without even touching my dick
>theres a loud sucking noise as the airtight seal between her lips and my anus is finally released
>mfw her throat actually farts up some of my gas
>mfw she slumps over and rolls off the bed
>mfw her lips are too crusted with poop for me to even consider cpr
>mfw she's dead
10/10 hottest experience of my life, would do again

>>736399999

>>736294672
new copy paste thread you meant there buddy

>>736299999

>>736300000

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>>736294672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6mZwrz8Y_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6RYeoOrTFc

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https://youtu.be/3eGmHCgfVN0

>>736298057
Cant believe i actually read all of this

>>736297401
that's philip fucking defrancos story.
wtf

>>736302949
Was it worth it?

>>736300051
My fucking sides

>>736297082

please tell me there's more!

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>>736300051

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>>736300051
What the actual fuck did I just read and why can't I feel my sides

>>736297168
yes

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>>736294672

morning

>>736299504
Some say the number still gets calls for a moot to this very day!

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>>736305801
greetings

>>736305726
>>736305801
>>736306207
Samefag. You're too late anyway.

>>736303158
NOt really

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Does someone have the second part?

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>>736306274

not samefag, but hey, it was worth a try, right?

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>>736306609

oops i posted a banana instead of my proof of no samefag.

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG4BCbv--yo

>>736297161
2spoopy4moi

>>736297168
HOW DID I LOSE TO THIS

>>736297161
has anyone ever decided

>>736297168
samefagging is such a beautiful art

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>>736297161
>I love you sweaty

SAME

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>>736308065

>>736299163
Apparantly you do as well, mister joins-every-ylyl-thread-so-he-can-act-like-a-kicked-vagina

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https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

some good classic 4chan in this thread

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>>736297345
Thats goin in the feels folder

>>736298057
That ending was so satisfying, thanks

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>>736300051

>>736306559
Plz

>>736306559
Found the rest here:
https://m.imgur.com/t/storytime/lLCtX

>>736306559
Are you fucking kidding me, I read that and there are no second part

>>736313484
Just google story of Elisa Milicent Sinclair, you'll find it pretty quick

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>>736300051
My sides have left this universe

>>736311217
>>736297345
normie life does suck ass though, this fag is just talking about the rose tinted glasses view of the life.
The occasional good night.
Being mixed up with the politics, bickering, backstabbing and general tangle of peoples lives and bullshit is the main chunk of normie life.

>>736296159
It's kind of sad that I recognized a few of those stories just by glancing at the .png

>>736298056

I want hands like that.

>>736315233
8/10 for making me reply
normie life is god tier
3rd year uni
semi competitive in the fgc
long term girlfriend
well paying part time job

wouldnt trade it for anything

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>>736315233
>being this fucking autistic

pretty good life bro, leave that dumb shit for the autistic normies. kek.

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>>736316751

>autistic
>"normies"

pick one, ROOOOOOOOOOOO!

Requesting poo pop Paul

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banana time?

banana time.

>>736315989
>>736316751
being this young.

oh children you have much to experience.
get ready for deceit, heartbreak, and death.
once you experience these, then tell me how normie life is

>>736317278
Pretty sure we'll be fine kek. Dealt with all three. Took it like a man and didn't let it destroy me like a little pussy would.

some of us aren't autistic and spaghetti everywhere. Enjoy your life tho bro. kek

>>736317278
words of a true faggot, having a normal life is much better than whatever life you live

>>736317604
this

>>736317604

>types kek
>takes everything like a tuffguy

don't you dare try to pull the wool over my eyes on this one; tuffguys don't type kek.

>>736317643
I just feel sad to how pathetic he must be if he sees us like that. Thinks its all just darkness.

>>736317278
Sadly I have to agree with this...

>>736317889
sure we do kek and how was I trying to be tough? Cause I can deal with things? fucking jesus man, grow up. You sound pathetic and just sad tbh

>>736297345
Being Bluepilled is fun, but not forever

>>736297345
lost xd

>>736317898
I think thats just what people like him tell themselves so that they feel they aren't missing out on anything and that their life is actually better

>>736318076
I guess, it's just sad now esp. if really believes it. niggah needs more hope

>>736317988

>we

who is this "we" person?

>>736318181
It's all good anon, not even gonna be mad. Just know one fucking thing. I love you and you matter bro.

>>736316654
rekt

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>>736300051
>mfw she's dead

My sides are in another dimension holy shit

>>736318247
faggot gb2giga

>>736318469
Fucker

>>736318616
It's not your fault anon. It's not your fault.

>>736317203
Poo poo Paul

>>736318326
Daaaaim

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>>736300051

>>736317203
Poo poo Paul

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>>736299453

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>>736319206

>>736318901
YEA that stupid thing got me you fucking asshole

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>>736318469
hey banana dude.

What's with all the bananas?

Why do you do this all the time? I don't understand, and i want to. like what does this do for you?

>>736319774
I just love this one... 10/10 anon.

>>736319707
here is you're (You)

>>736297161
This has been awhile

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>>736319667

>>736318469
Fuck off Randy

>>736319853
That's nice. An answer would be nicer.

I'm just really curious. Not here to judge or nothing.

>>736319986
Is reddit missing you?

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>>736315989
7/10 made me reply
normie life is only fun for those simple minded enough to enjoy it, including the beta virgins here who are just too incompetent to have it. I did normie shit for 2 years straight and it stressed and annoyed me.
Alcohol is a bad anesthesia, dancing is stupid, smalltalk is pain, most normie activities are time wasters that makes your life even more insignificant.

If my life was limited to being a normie, I would've already finished sudoku

>>736320248
I am not a reddit user. I've tried it a few times.

Could never get into it.

>>736318326
Ok, I've finally lost it. Thanks.

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>>736300051

>>736306559
Bro don't do this to me. I can't take feeling those feels again

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>>736319707

>new

and you know it.

>>736300051
someone cap this pls

>>736323518
Do it your self you useless faggot.

>>736300051
weak

>>736308518
Who's that bitch goddess?
The perfect slut.

>>736298057
that took fucking long to read, worth it

Someone please for the love of God post poo poo Paul!!!!!

>>736323518
Here you go.

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>>736323518
I fucked up. Here it is

>>736297714
Lurk more before you out yourself as a newfag

>>736326761
Summer is here...

>>736297161
>I love you sweaty
hahahah

>>736318469
Put on a fuckin shirt randy

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>>736294680
>[

Nigger

>>736318469
Fuck off, Randy.

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>>736330000

>>736313039
thank you anon. thank you

>>736298692
Hiroshimoot is bad for the site

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>>736318076
>>736318131
>>736317898
>implying I do not know about normie life
>Implying I want normie life
I had a normie life, partying all the time, sex drugs, drum and bass, raves, house parties.
I could go back to it if I wanted to.

It's bullshit though. All you faggots see is the normiebook pictures the only ones that people choose to upload.
You don't see your friends ODing, or gf's fucking behind your back.
The drugs consuming everyone around you or crime being rife in your life.

You fags no nothing about life because you are little children who probably still have mommy and daddy to cook your dinner and wash your clothes for you

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>>736331939
>sex drugs

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>>736318313
kek

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Hell, I'll dump some.

Please post poo poo Paul for fucks sake!!! Poo poo fucking Paul!!!!

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>>736333275
>Whinge bitch.

>>736294672
German YLYL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTb1OyjUg0A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoV4dp5xgwM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84o0FUmE94k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZidQL133pA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7-fQTKueYc

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>>736333339
1 off, I hate myself.

>>736331939
I live for that party life nothing bad about it, only downside is i've been arrested more times than i can remember and been to prison but even with that a normie life is much better than a faggot life

>>736333541
I prefer the solitary life.
Like you, I have spent lots of time in cell, but no prison.
I have OD'd stabbed a fw people, committed shit loads of crime, seen friends and family die.
On top of that the day to day normie life is full of bullshit politics that I prefer not to be tangled in the crap of peoples lives.

I am peaceful on my own

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>>736300051
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP PLS

>>736294672

I lost
> someone is getting on the ride again
> Help caption

>>736304137
Lost.

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fresh oc

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Capped this a while ago.

>>736294672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAiL9RxXD2s

WAHAHAHHAA THIS ONE https://youtu.be/CCLpjOA8iUU

>>736318469
piss off Randy

Does any one have the one where the girl and her mom posted nude for the fake modeling agency

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>>736294672

made this fresh from /pol/

Where the fuck is poo poo Paul!!!!!

>>736298938
he'd have forgotten what the kid said. eh?

>>736338778
>What is Google?
Find it yourself, newfag.

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>>736313039

>>736339245
It's not on google douche nozzle

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>>736339681

>>736339787
is that thing titty fucking itself while jacking off?

>>736298149
best story i've read holy fuck

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>>736340021
maybe

>>736340677
kek

>>736304137
autist detected

>>736300051
another virgins desperate attempt at humor. fml. first of all. learn how to fart without shitting urself. secondly. have ur gay newfah stories have some tiny form of truth. get off 4chan for an hour and re-learn what the sun looks like basement dweller. and thirdly do 4chan a and live broadcast ur suicide.

>>736338042

Fuck off back there then

>>736341167
autist detected

>>736341805
autist detected

>>736341994
autist detected

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>>736342338
yeah, you

>>736342521
autist detected

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>>736342521

oh look it's THAT kid's pic again

>>736339485
I lost to this so long ago, I needed new sides when I saw this. Must have been about 5-6 years ago.

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>>736300051
>mfw her lips are too crusted with poop for me to even consider cpr

>>736344565
now thats funny as shit
what the fuck IS with the confetti anyway... I guess someone must have mis-swiped

>>736299453
Actually fucking cried

>>736299453
>>736345740
press F

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Might be copy pasta, but I'm not going through possibly 200+ posts to find out

>>736297714
atleast you quoted the funny part

I wonder what happened to the guy who flooded ylyl threads with pictures of cool trains about 3 years ago, i kinda liked him.

>>736306559
Jesus fucking Christ.
Want to get drunk now too.

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>>736347344
he probably decided trains were too good for the unwashed masses of /b/ and started posting the banana.

>>736316654
20 minutes well spent

>>736318469
Fuck off you 15 cheeseburger eatin Rico Suave lookin mofuga