Who else works at UPS here? Picture unrelated

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Who cares? post more pokegirls

Dawn?

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Might as well try to keep this thread bumped with more pokegirls ey op

Usps nigga

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JOmnLA0SxU

>>736293507
>I'm expecting a delivery this week...
>u faggots better deliver it on time

>>736294043
you have the smoothest voice I've ever heard holy shit

>>736293507
Get to fucking work. You lazy faggots keep losing my packages. You deserve less than minimum wage

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>>736294398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rDPurtfSqO

When you have to hand a parcel to someone that clearly has a dildo in it, how do you feel?

>>736294512
I don't know why you're responding in vocaroos but it's making my day.

>>736294803
Delivery driver here, it's awkward af when it's obviously one, but most of the time I don't care what it is. I don't even pay attention to shapes unless it's really odd or a big ass box. I just want it scanned and thrown at a door if I don't need a signature

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>>736294833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nGGKLvAWQI

>>736294803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16LbCa8lk6M

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>>736294896
Do you americans really leave parcels outside peoples house? in the UK that shit would be stolen in a heartbeat

>>736295082
Usually under door mats or behind things like planters. I deliver to a nicer, richer area so theft isn't really an issue. I filed for an area change after some hick put a shotgun in my face for knocking at his door. I was in a ups uniform holding a box, and some asshole just levels a shotgun to me.

>>736295005
tfw not a brit

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>>736295177
>some asshole just levels a shotgun to me
Land of the free

>>736295082
They leave stuff at the door in Australia, over 200 packages ive had ordered, nothing ever lost or stolen. Auspost is best post

>>736295082
Never stop posting on this board please, you're very refreshing among all the porn and stuff

>>736293507
who's the artist OP?

>>736295281
On the job I'm not allowed to defend myself with any type of weapon. Yet im allowed to carry dog mace on me. Never needed it, I love dogs too much. But that was the only time I've been in danger on the job, usually the big issue is people who can't drive being on the road

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>>736295248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12RIBd5xv5s

>>736295307
I often refrain from putting things under mats unless they're flat or the area infront of the door is enclosed somewhat.
I try to put packets in the letterbox if they'll fit, if not then I look for the most "hidden" location. If not the immediately evident, I'll attempt another specific location, unless it's infested with spiders. If it's not hidden well enough then I card it to the closest Post Office for the most likely time I'll finish by.
I didn't think I'd make 4pm today but I did. Damn shame I changed from carding for 4pm, but for 9am tomorrow.

>>736295475
oops, sorry ausman

>>736295475
Did you hear what happened during the Christmas season last year in Florida? Some dumb cunt was driving the truck while high out on deliveries. He tore the top of the truck off in a tree, and didn't notice til his next delivery almost a mile down the road.

>>736295654
Oh I lied that was two years ago

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>>736295654
I don't always catch the news on American deliveries. Just the more local stuff, like recently a Postie got bitten by a spider that hid in his boot.
He's doing fine.

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>>736295388
>I love dogs too much
My postman hates dogs and is a bit of an asshole about it, always complains if I answer the door and he can see them from the doorway

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>>736295861
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pNtBLKbtwS

>>736295861
Digs are annoying as fuck when youre trying to work, im an electrician and having a dog jump at me or follow me around nipping at my boots while the owner doesnt do shit is dang annoying.

>>736295861
I just have been really good with animals all my life, my first year I did the driver helper position and the driver was freaking out over a big German Shepherd. So I got out of the truck, the dog walked with me to the door and walked with me back to the truck. I let him sniff my hand before I even started walking towards his home. Doggo was chill 10/10 would pet again.

>>736295973
continue

>>736296091
If you have a dog run that goes into the front yard, you dont deserve mail.
In Australia, you can have your power shut off for have a dogrun in the front yard because it can stop meter inspectors from getting to your meters (which they technically own)

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>>736296031
Oh I get that they can be a problem in those kind of situations and I always keep them in a different room or in the garden if someone is coming into the house, but this guy is complaining about them when they are nowhere near him and show no interest in him

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>>736295082
My area's delivery services keeps more expensive packages at the post office if no one'ss home to pick it up. I'm not sure if this is common everywhere else though

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>>736296161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vdWlfPUPsA

>>736294164
>>736294175
that takes me back

>>736296254
most enjoyable sound setup.

what equipment are you using?

>>736296450
Blue Yeti.
That's all.

>>736296497
that's really impressive for a usb mic. Do you use any kind of software EQ? Or sound card?

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>>736296399
I actually knew her, her name is Daryl Hannah Webster (although I think Hannah was her first name, she just prefered Daryl) and those pictures were taken outside my house by my brother who used to date her
This pics obviously a fake but that hasn't stopped me fapping to it

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>>736296563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MXCk8gDkWa

>>736296716
pet your cat for me. it was nice chatting with you.

>>736296716
You sound like me when I'm high, the other ups fucknut

>>736296788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qkaa5TaAJC

>>736296886
I don't toke or smoke.
Be safe out there anyway.

>>736293507
me i load the trucks

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>>736293507
why can't you delivery faggots figure out the different suite numbers in my building?

>>736293507
I've always found the UPS name funny, it's the equivalent of whoops in my language.
Which doesn't inspire much confidence in their care of packages.

I love the little UPS conversations amidst all the pokemon Loli

>>736297020
lithuanian?

>>736297020
You should see how we handle your packages in the truck

>Drive like a madman with shit flying around the truck
>Pull up to some gay ass shanty made of doors
>Grab package and scan it
>Walk to your door dropping it 10x on the way
>Knock silently while whispering UPS
>You aren't there and I need a signature for your 20 dollar garbage compacted studded dildo cus it was requested
>Go back to the truck after leaving a note saying you're as gay as any OP and we'll be back at the same time tomorrow
>Whip your package as hard as I can at the pile of non delivers for that day in the back corner of the truck
>Your package gets in the way when I need other stuff so I abuse it more
>Get back to the facility at the end of my shift and whip non deliverys around some more for fun

>>736297486
i got a cunt fired for doing just this to my expensive blue yeti mic, got it all on camera and showed the boss.

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>>736297486
I'm very glad my UPS guy is not you. Have any stories?

>>736297614
It's a union job. If you think they stayed fired, think again.

>>736297614
You can't see what happens in the truck
>>736297723
Umm let's see, I talked about the dumbass who went and tore off the top of his truck and getting a shotgun shoved in my face, none that are really interesting. I had a helper last holiday season and he was interesting to say the least. He got bit by a dog and tried to blame the whole thing on me, he was messing with the dog mace and sprayed himself, the truck got robbed once.

>>736297917
He's right you know? Kek

>>736297480
Danish.
>>736297486
Huh you remind me of the drivers I used to work with when I was a mailman.
This is part of the reason I don't use their delivery services.

>>736297723
Ama though, I don't work for them anymore

>>736297956
>>736297917
i worked there too, requested my package not get sent, was sent by accident, came back to the warehouse in that condition.

he stayed fired.

>>736297956
I'm interested to hear about helper guy, how'd he try to blame it on you?

>>736298220
Where was this? Because I can guarantee you aren't in the Southeast Division.

>>736298353
South Carolina.

>>736298325
"I forced him to go out of the truck even though there was a big scary dog"
This guy was maybe 18 or 19, as gay as op in ylyl threads, and obese. Like Christ he was a male Kardashian with a limitless supply of bitching and food. So after explaining to my supervisor that I said I'd handle it and he ran out being an autist and RAN PAST A BIG FUCKING DOG, when I've Delivered to that house before. He got a warning and I got half a day off cus I had to do a report on the incident and have a supervisor come out

>>736298443
Must be like a whole different world up there, then. Here you would have straight up have to kill someone to stay fired. The union is unbelievable corrupt. File n' smile, as the saying goes.

>>736298624
Oooooh and did he fill out the driver helper safety checkoff thing on you? If he did you'd be in soooo much trouble

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>>736298624
That's actually pretty impressive for an obese guy. Any particular thing happen for you to leave the job?

>>736298964
Nah, nothing job related made me leave, moved across the states to take care of my mom

>>736298632

his name was Travis, and I'm pretty sure the only reason he stayed fired was because it wasn't his first offense for destroying property and i threw a huge fit since i had worked there for 10 years at the time it happened while he had only been there for 6, the worst part is I'm the one who trained him in the warehouse, and told him specifically he needed to not do those things.

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>>736299026
Good on ya man, hope you're doing fine with her. I think I got my questions all answered, wouldn't want to bother you to learn the boring stuff.