My neighbors dog got into my backyard and injured my 3 month

Punch your neighbor in the jaw.

>>736285372
ethylene glycol

>>736285372

a 3 month old kitten? Shouldn't it have basically been torn to pieces?

>>736285372
so.. it broke into your yard?.... wut? have you tried leaping the fence.. tossing the dog back over and kicking its ass?

shit on his head

>>736285372
cover your cat in chili powder and feed it to the dog... Or stop being a pussy and get the dog, own the dog, train the dog, then master the dog... Masterdog yourself.

Fuck you for wanting to injure an animal

>razorblades in hot dog

>>736285470
My sisters kids heard our cat meowing and hissing outside and went outside to check on it, but the dog got my kittens back left leg

>>736285372
How 'bout you quit being a faggot and own a dog like your neighbor? Go fuck yourself, I'm happy to hear your kitten got injured. I hope it dies. I hope you kill yourself because it died, because then it'd show everyone what an emotional queer you were.

>>736285616

again though, a 3 month old kitten vs anything besides a chihuahua should be dead

>>736285532
I second this, quit being a fucking faggot, OP.

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>>736285616
If the leg is still attached the dog wasn't trying to hurt it, probably just curious or playing. S don't do anything.
And I assume you mean to the neighbour, not the fucking dog.
If you want the neighbour to pay the vet bill, which is obviously reasonable, tell them. Or report to police or animal control,etc.

>>736285372
Sue the shit out of your neighbor for trespassing.

go get a pork chop or a shitty cut of steak like chuck and soak that fucker in anti-freeze coolant for atleast a day or 2, throw it over the fence bye bye doggy or hello extreme vet bills

Just waiting for someone to blame you. /b/ often blames the victim.

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give dog piledriver.

>>736285372
A hershey bar EVERYDAY

>>736286004
It is his fault? How did the dog "get into your backyard" ? Get a proper functioning fuckin fence you knob head. Also as others have said if the 3 month old kitten isn't dead/ busted up as fuck then the dog clearly had no intention of killing it was just playing. Also give it a couple years till your cat goes killing other people's pets>>736286004

>>736285372
Buy a muzzle. Drug that doge. Rape the doge when it wakes up

Give the dog chocolate

Insert the kitten into your anus and then chase your neighbour. Cats are shit-tier pets and dog was trying to do you a favour.

>>736285678
Maximum edge

>>736285372
get revenge in neighbor, not dog. the dog doesn't know it did anything wrong. the neighbor should be taking better care of keeping the dog grounded if it's aggressive.

> kill doge
> cook it
> get neighbour eat it
> fuck that nigga in the ass

Poison the kitten, give it to the dog to eat. Two problems solved.

File a legitimate complaint, and he'll have to put the dog down. This is the only way you can get real revenge without getting into trouble.

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>>736285678
summerfag detected

>>736285372
Fuck your neighbor in the ass.

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>>736285470
>>736285532
>>736285678
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>>736287616
SO FUCKING EDGY UH HMHM UHUH
>pic related every single edgy faggot in this thread
please be new maymay

>>736285372
kill your neighbor rape their dog

>>736285372
Get a new kitten. There are literally litters of them everywhere.

>>736288502

How was what I said edgy? A 3 month old kitten should be dead if a dog attacks it, I'm not saying it deserves to die or anything just that it should be dead due to the wounds.

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>in this ITT: newfags

>>736285372
Well you can stop being a pussy and anderstand that the scenario is very likely to happen. Nooone is to blame here. Just nature doing its thing. Why does eveything always have to be someones fault. Get over it.

>>736288502
lol it happens everytime. never change 4chan. or do, it would be better if it did

>>736285616
What's your sister look like? She gots kids, huh?

>>736290572
this.

>>736285547
>Fuck you for wanting to injure an animal
Shouldn't of attacked his, apologist.

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>>736285678

Dogs can't digest pantyhose.

>>736285372
rape yourself. only option.

The dog was doing the environment a favor. Cats are an ecological nightmare. If i see cats i shoot them.

>>736292281
So edgy

>>736285372
Kill yourself, that'll show that dumb dog

>>736285929
The dogs a dog, dude. Fuck with the neighbor not the animal.

>>736285372
Notify your neighbours of what happened and that you're going to call the RSPCA (or whatever equivalent you have in your country).
Get their dog taken off them.

>>736292281
No you don't, pussy.

Hamburger and antifreeze.

>>736285372
Throw him food with rat poison.

I got 2 ideas. Get some rat Poison and put peanut butter on it and throw it in their yard till the dog eventually finds it. Or get some poison ivy and boil it in water to get all the juices out, put that water in a spray bottle, and spray the dog with the poison ivy water. These are honestly things I've been planning for my shitty neighbors.

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>>736292281
>U

>>736292778
No.
The neighbour didn't attack anyone, the dog did.
Dogs are vicious cruel creatures who only enjoy hurting other animals, dogs don't belong in society, keeping them as pets was a mistake.

We need to stop this human hating animal apologist mentality we have.
Animals do cruel things and just be held accountable.

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kill the dog ofc.

but it s not about revenge, it s about violence.

ITT: Cancerfags of all shapes

>>736285372
No pain, just a fast shot between eyes.

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Revenge on a dog, aren't you the big tough guy! Man up, get the neighbours to pay the vet bill and repair the fence.

>>736285372
Chocolate covered garlic.

Make sure it's bakers or dark chocolate, so it really fucks the dog up

If you wanna be a cheeky fuck, add tiny bits of broken glass.

Basically, garlic and chocolate act like super aspirin for dogs, by thinning the blood. Add the broken glass and basically it'll live for an agonizing 12 hours then shit and vomit all its blood

>>736285678
oh god. do you ever get mad that you are so lonely ? hahaha of course you do

>>736294048
This. Not to be an edgyfag but this seems so fun I wanna try it on a neighbours dog just to see the effects first hand

>>736285678
>I'm a lonely little faggot

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>>736285372
Your fault for putting a 3 month old kitten outside.
Fuck the dog. Like literally fuck it. Show dominance. Buy another cat and make it stronk