Is this the end of the world as we know it?

What happened

end of the world

>>736272284
yosemite volcano gone boom

>mfw eastern shore
>mfw farms and food everywhere
>mfw I know every farmer here and we will keep the food for our town
have fun fucking dying

And i feel fine

>>736272154
OMG ONG IT'S THE END!!! REPENT REPENT!!!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/travel/yellowstone-takes-measures-to-prevent-mussels-spread/2017/06/17/f504d02a-538d-11e7-b74e-0d2785d3083d_story.html?utm_term=.9684a468727f

>>736272154
Well, everyone in North America anyway. You should see how bad Canada would get fucked.

>>736272418
>volcano gone boom
"gone" boom? Uhh... no.

>>736272418
Nigger, learn geography.
>Yosemite

Oh okay, Ohio's safe except for the ash and shit in the air. To be honest, I'm fine. A seventh mass extinction is inevitable anyways.

I say the Yellowstone Caldera's eruption is unlikely to be the thing that ends humanity. A lot of other shit can happen between now and that time; volcanologists say it's due to erupt within the next 5000 years.

>>736272154
I feel fiiiiiiiiiine

>>736272154
Drill into the lava chamber to release the pressure then.

>>736272676
/thread gbye

>>736272657
>7th
Closer to 12th.

>>736272418
Fucking autist, it's Yellowstone. Fucking kill yourself.

>>736272154
> claims the world is ending
> specific claim about Yosemite
> no proof anywhere

You're like, a scientologist, right?

a lot of activity. Shitstorm imminent

>>736272154
Anyone tries to escape this and enter the safe zone you will be shot. We need to reduce the population anyway and we're not losing much value here.

>>736272742
Care to explain? Pretty sure it's the 7th large mass extinction, but I'm okay with being wrong ;)

>>736272784
>this

I have yet to see a recent happening thread when something is actually happening.

The tragedy is that California will be fine.

>>736272830
I though we are entering the 6th

>>736272154
Why isn't Canada on this map?

>>736273018
Woops, that's what I meant. Sorry about the confusion ;3

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>>736272154
>be me
>live in Georgia
>more worried about the special election Tuesday
Fuck Handel.

>>736272154
Great, the shitty L A R P from /k/ made it to /b/

Hey, op, 9mm is better than .45

>that'll learn em

>>736273061
what's a canada

>>736273061
because then nuke first hit canada. causing he eruption

>>736273009
>The tragedy is that California will be fine.
unless your not American that is some unpatriotic as shit right there ya edgy faggot.

>>736273018
this

>>736273141
A 7th still wouldn't hurt

>>736273061
>implying anyone cares what happens to Canada or Canadians

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map is totally wrong.
if god would bring down fire and ash to wipe out USA aka soddom and gemorah, he would wipe out the trully sinful areas, ie the cities.

people that live good christian rural lifestyles will be safe.

pic related - what usa will look like after gods wrath

>>736272959
Quite a few times actually.

>>736273286
Don't get me wrong, leaves are fucking irredeemable. That's why I want to see how BTFO'd they would be.

>>736272459
The entire US and Northern American continent is literally shitfucked and you are looking at a worldwide economic collapse either way.

>muh crops

Good luck with that during your volcanic winter.

Your safe zone is south of the equator.

>>736272830
http://listverse.com/2012/03/09/top-10-mass-extinctions/
There is one more that is in debate whether it was a seperately event or the precursor of another or possibly the lingering end of another.
That one I forgot it's name.

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>>736273234
It's a typical meme by rural trash and conservitards
>hurr, fuck commifornia
>I don't care that they're an economic powerhouse
>I hope they all die!
>'murica

>>736273313
good riddance commiefornia

>>736273362
Name and date. I've seen 17 this month.

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>>736273234
>unpatriotic as shit right there
>unpatriotic as shit
>Unpatriotic

Welcome to 4chan

>>736273234
Americans hate California, you daft faggot

Only Europeans and retarded Americans like California

>>736273313
howcome new orleans is fine ?

>>736273524
the aligators ate all the ash

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>>736273313
>good christian

>>736273061
The ash doesn't carry a passport to enter Canada.

Wipes out a significant fraction of the world's best arable land for agriculture. LOL @ the human race. Africa and Asia will starve out.

>>736273009
Actually, if this shit is real (Which I have a lot of doubts about, if you can link me proof.) the really bad parts of "Cali" wouldn't be affected at all.

>>736273597
Don't worry: the ash is a refugee.

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>>736273313
tactical nuclear strikes on usa cities can do this

>>736273460
Name a shooting
>There was a Habbening thred about it

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I'm so fucking confused by this thread.

>>736272548
What the fuck? Did they let the grammar and geography nazis out on a day pass?

Fuck me.

>>736273589
jesus nullified the old testament. thats for jews.

>>736273589
You obviously don't understand Christianity. The Old Laws went away. The blood of Jesus covers our sins. People are no longer required to follow the old laws. Unless they are Jews. Jesus only left us with two commandments. Just two. That's it.

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>>736273859
>OP says something is happening for replies
>turns out, something *isn't* happening, and it really was just for replies
>now, everyone is flipping their shit about California and big cities
>Americans want other Americans to die for having implied differences in political viewpoints based on where they live
I shit you not.

>>736273170
Go vote anon - we need the 6th

That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs,
Don't mis-serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter
With a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the Furies breathing down your neck

Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
>>736272154
>Is this the end of the world as we know it?

>>736273313
fuck me - vegas is now beach front

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>>736272719
You think this is a good idea until the drill site blows the fuck up like a super-sized cyst that burns everything it touches.
Millions of people will also be irredeemably pissed at you for disengaging the park's springs.

>>736273313
Autism levels off the fucking charts for the basement dweller who made this fucking map. Wonder how many tendies were needed to sustain that effort.

>>736273313
Get the fuck out, you child touching Bible thumper

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>>736273951
A typical response. But, if that's the case, you'd abandon the Old Testament and just have an entirely new book dedicated entirely to the musings of the guy who likely never existed in the first place...I mean the other guy. His son, who happens to also be him.

>>736273992
See above. Mosaic Law is the same bullshit no matter who you think is telling you to follow it, and it's not just there for you to conveniently hark back to whenever you want to rant about gays, blacks, Muslims, or other non-Xtians.

>>736274017
>>736273170
Ossoff gonna lose.
Lol.

>>736273061
Canada doesn't exist lmao

>>736274153
>by tim wallace/the new york times
You're not exactly wrong.

>>736274234
Yeah possibly - there are a lot of inbreeds there. and the schools are shit.

>>736273816
This does not change the fact that there have been 17 non-happening happening threads this month. In fact
>Name a shooting
Any kind of shooting that made headlines would have a thread made about it on /b/ long after the fact, like the Scalise shooting. I was there for that. This month.

Literally a few times, and /b/ was late as shit to all of them. Name a happening thread that wasn't about a headline involving a shooting.

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>>736274234
I hope not. I'd hate to see more stagnation from years of that self-serving muppet-bitch Handel.

>>736274098
You in Vegas, mang?
How 'bout we get some land in NW Arizona?

>>736272418
>yosemite
i present to you reddit

>>736274155
Christian's aren't the ones who touch kids. That's Muslims.

>>736274401
fuck that - southern washington is best.

>>736274328
More like definitely. Look who's polling and what they said about Clinton winning too.

>>736274359
Libtards gone libtard.

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>>736273175

>>736274503
never heard of the Catholic church?

>>736274503
Tell that to the Catholic priests, retard.

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>>736273472

>>736274686
Forgot about that one. Can't argue with you on that Anon.

>>736274686
>pray to hundreds of hero gods
>monotheistic
pick one

>>736273445
>thats not how international espionage works
how nigger how does it work if there was no written order by Russian high command to interfere with the U.S election simple fucking answer it doesn't you don't think if a document that important was even rumored to be somewhere we wouldn't have it

couldnt they theoretically release the pressure by drilling into yellowstone?

>>736274898
NO MOTHERFUCKER

>>736272154
It wouldn't end the world. It would kill a few million people near the area and make life shitty for a year or two, but folks would recover.

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>>736274527
>eheh, Libruls!
This is serious, and I'm not a liberal. She's a fucking train wreck, and would be a bigger one for the state. I dunno about you, but I'd prefer it if my state would stop being an under-performing laughing stock.

>>736274898
volcanoes happen because pressurized magma has a hole to the surface to depressurize through

>>736274955
I like how you posted that image.
And expect to be taken seriously.

Less soap-boxing, more education that isn't gender studies, libcuck.

>>736274955
>Georgia
>you hoping it will actually be something someday under some Democrat piece of shit
Lol - believe in the tooth fairy too?

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>>736274892
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jun/05/russia-us-election-hack-voting-system-nsa-report

http://www.npr.org/2017/06/05/531649602/report-russia-launched-cyberattack-on-voting-vendor-ahead-of-election

http://thehill.com/policy/cybersecurity/336422-russian-intelligence-hacked-voting-systems-maker-spearphished-its

Just one example.

>>736274503

Oral suction circumcision

It's jewish tradition, a jew boys first bj is from his rabbi OY VEY!

>>736273313
I live in the Austin pond

>>736275058
well it be better then yellow stone exploding, right?

>>736272154
Meh, I live in Ohio, we're just outside the fallout zone, so I'll just sit back and watch until I starve to death in the freezing volcanic winter that follows.

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>>736275064
>using "libcuck" months after the election
>having this limited a vocabulary
I majored in CS. Meaning I won't have to whine about my coal job not coming back, or some illegal immigrant 'stealing' my job.

>>736275109
Because the Repubs have done such a wonderful job here so far, right?

>>736275142
Libcuck BTFO lel

>>736274333
>fake ones
Congratulations, you've figured out that a lot of tolls frequent this board.

>Before news
Been a few people that I can't pull from the top of my head. Mall kid, german kid recently.

>>736274216

Fun fact. The bit about requiring a rapist to pay and mary the girl he raped was protection for a woman back in the time period.

You see then a womans worth depended %100 on if she was a virgin or not. If she fucked around she was worthless. If she was a virgin she could be married off.

Just a little tidbit about the time period.

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>>736275426
Such is why I respect women more.

>>736275309
Better than Cali. When's the last time Georgia had to issue IOUs for state tax returns because they could not cover state tax returns?
Yeah, thought so.

>>736272784
Maybe we could reduce the population by not fucking?

>>736273313
>>736273730
Sometimes I hate living in BFE Northwest Ohio, but then I see stuff like this, and I'm kinda glad I don't live in a more urban area.

>>736275316
>Congratulations
Nigger, the point isn't that there are trolls here. That's more obvious than you being a nigger.

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>>736275623
Really? You're aware that Cali itself is the world's 6th largest economy (if it were a sovereign state), while Georgia takes more FROM the federal government than it can afford to pay TO it, right?
>the map is old
Not much has changed.

>>736273174
Dont ever say something that retarded again

>>736275601
GOD!! It is REVELATION singular, non possessive.

Jesus Christ.

>>736273313
still plenty of room to grow corn and wheat

>>736275142
The 7 states that use VR system machines voted democrat meaning if the Russians hacked the election they fucked big time and did the opposite of wat they wanted to do or they were Hillary shills, and also the NSA has been known for faking docs AKA feeding Snowden with as much fake info as possible to shill out to the public to ruin his reputation

>>736275775
I'd like to see that map with DoT and DoD money taken out of consideration

Fuck yeah man. I want to live in middle of Arizona not shit happening there

>>736275775
Sure. Being big doesn't mean it's great -
http://money.cnn.com/2009/07/02/news/economy/California_IOUs/
Likely next year will be another year of it.

>>736275929
kek.
That shit pisses me off, too.
You'd think if you were going to go around talking about what's in the Bible, you'd at least be smart enough to know the names of the fucking books you're quoting.

>>736272154
Not according to your pic, OP

>>736275601
>we fucking love atheism
>atheism
when will this tired meme die out?

>>736276184
I know more being an agnostic than most fucking bible thumpers I see. They are probably Trump supporters, and the truth does not matter to them.

>>736274955
sounds like that applies to people on both sides of the aisle.

>>736276184
yeah
all these dumb fucks calling the books of Moses genesis, exodus, Leviticus, and numbers

>>736276413
We rnt the same we R DIFURENT. They dont even like the same colors or music as we do. THE FUCKING CAVEMEN

>>736273313
Ill just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yAHbs3eKYM

>>736276445
Do you mean the Pentateuch? If so you seem to be missing a book. Jew much? No I dont think so.

>>736275775
I don't get your map bruh

>>736276377
Same here. And there are more than enough of those ignorant fucks on both sides, each thinking that the Bible proves them right

>>736275058
So we poke a bunch of holes. Spread the pressure around a bunch and avoid a single massive explosion.

>>736276982
So we poke a bunch of holes. Spread the pressure around a bunch and avoid a single massive explosion.

In Florida. Don't care.

>>736272154
http://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/news/yellowstone_national_park/scientists-tracking-earthquake-swarm-in-northern-yellowstone-park/article_6643afcf-6dbe-5f18-ba2b-2b839d8e3f5f.html

nothing much atm

I think mount rainier would be more of a realistic concern, not that it's done anything recently

>>736277152
So now you'll have all the people fleeing towards your state plus the bath salt people already in Florida to try and fight off

>>736276982
I see Einstein has been reincarnated.

>thread about Yellowstone turns into trump versus Hillary and atheism versus Christianity debate
Holy shit you guys are fucking niggers. Can't you go ONE thread with out mentioning Hillary or Trump and religion?

>>736277365
Neither of those names were mentioned.

Thanks for playing.

>>736274512
True dat. What should I bring?

>>736277365
I like traps and that's all I jack off to but I consider myself straight and don't really like being around gays.

>>736277454
Bongs and rubbers for the liberal faggot sex

>>736277320
Yeah not worried. The east coast sucks already.

>>736277432
>4 posts for trump
>1 post for Hilary
What about how most of this thread is about how Russians hacked the election?

>>736274328
I think you mean Alabama, we're mostly niggers, rich land owners who aren't as rich anymore but still own all the land, and white trash in the mountains, they're probably inbred

>>736277454
Skills. In the aftermath, you will be able to scavenge guns. If you can fix shit, operate things, grow shit you will have valuable knowledge.

Also do cardio. Rule # 1

>>736277890
Yeah them too, but they don have an important senate race going on right now.

>>736277913
>liberal state
>guns

Pick one faggot

>>736272742
>12th
Closer to 45th

>>736273727
I'm so dead as fuck.

>>736275641
ABSURD! RIDICULOUS! UNHEARD OF! BLASPHEMOUS!

literally no one would go for this, especially if they follow one of the three mono religions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPLhYzi7oEM

>>736278291
Oh look. A trumper has interwebz

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>>736273313
im good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sutWAoG7_tI

>>736278291
Nigga just went full retard if you think just there are no guns in blue states.

Lol have you been to the city?

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>>736278737
>David Duke

>>736276413
i propose a new -ism. angerism.

doesnt matter what you think or believe or support. you're pissed and will do anything to shit on anyone who isn't as pissed at the same thing you are and its the main source of your satisfaction.

like "as an angerist i find this shit to be absolutely repulsive. people who think this way deserve to be thrown in jail and fuck you if you disagree, you're just another naive retard"

>>736279117
You are a fucking genius.

>>736273313
>He believes the magic jew from middle east will save him

>>736279034
Yes they are all in the same boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsUkEMgLY0U

>>736274216

>rapist must pay victim's father 50 shekels of silver for property loss

I can get into Christianity.

>>736272154
So the world you know is the United States?
Excuse me while I cringe and drink some tea while feeling happy for not being there to die when it really goes downhill.

>>736273170
Live in Marietta. Fuck me.

>>736279431
Keep telling yourself this won't have global repercussions.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3cTKvfL4NA

>>736279576
Oh, it can have. I'll still have laughs about the country that became a pool of lava.

>>736275601
>>736274216


For those who want a TLDR of these posts...

>LOOK AT ME I CAN TAKE THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!

>>736272418
9/10 made me chuckle

>>736279763
You telling me people read posts that long?

>>736279748
Sure. But imagine the energy we can harness out of that!

>>736280092
Don't say it out loud. Soon the Chinese will be building their own lava pools...

>>736272418
i also laughed

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>>736273313
fuck, that just looks so nice, wish the america was already like this, so many new nice places to go swimming during summer

>>736274892
Are you retarded? You think the kgb distributed pamphlets to their agents?

>>736281325
kek.
Yeah, they have a bi-weekly newsletter that covers all the election hacking they do.

>>736272154
My town is so close to the border of "Raining Ash". Not sure if we're in it or just outside it.

>>736274892
I'm sure something of that nature would be classified as so top secret, almost nobody could get their hands on it, and due to the massive backlash from the US they would end up getting if something like that were to get out, It wouldn't surprise me if any documents of that nature were destroyed immediately after they were read and the orders were carried out. Or, it could have been verbal orders, so as not to leave a paper trail.

>>736272578
>lol

>>736274234
They're both shit. In fact, my area wouldn't even be affected by the ash.

>>736272784
we don't need to reduce the population. we need to find ways to accomodate a growing population. Better farming, housing, resource distribution, etc.

>>736283737
>Better farming, housing, resource distribution, etc.
If rising magma hits the watertable you won't have anything but millions of sick and injured refugees from the western and "fly-over" states.
Better build a wall while you still can.

>>736272547
Yeah I'm totally fuckin screwed if this thing blows. Vancouver Island is just going to get *covered*.