got sis this for her 21st bday trips decides what I write on the back

>>736265320
'no'

>>736265320
should have got a vibrator, would be more useful

Metallica Rules

>>736265320
I've wanted to fuck you for 5 years now

CAPTAIN NIGGER

>>736265320
Just draw a picture of her vagina getting pummelled by your cock with "you & me 4 ever" under it

Nigger

ground beef queef

pink like your pussy

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

To:my little cum bucket
From:daddy

>>736265320
Stop fucking the dog.

i love nigger cock

Queef in my face Daddy

>>736265776
sad

>>736265561
>>736265620
>>736265621
These are all great

My suggestion: Draw a big ol' swastica

'Best sis ever
Love you'

>>736265320
Lets fuck tonight bby

>>736265757
Roll

niggers tongued my anus

im a fucking pedophile

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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>>736265776

Hanako best girl

>>736265320
I watch you while you sleep sexy ;)

>>736265320


My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
I might have the Irritable Bowel Syndrome maybe
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele

My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
On the way to the doctor the police delayed me
They gave me the random search on the subway
I was like, "Wait! I'm not black or Arab or Latino, ese!"
He went through my bag and my anger was ample
I probably shoulda stopped the cop before he found my stool sample

He was all, "Hell, no!" I was like, "Haha!"
He said "You can go." I said, "See you later, brah!"
I took my bag of crap to the lab that night
To see if maybe down in Mexico I got myself a parasite
I feel bad for that cop, it must be a drag
To find out white people carry scary shit in their bag

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
Sometimes I have poop in my backpack.

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
There's a New York sportscaster named Len Berman. Crazy!
Page me Len! I think that we should talk
Maybe grab a little drink or go for a walk
I mean what if it's not just our names that's reversed?
Like if Len Berman stubs his toe, does Ben Lerman feel it first?

What if we each possess half a special power
And if we ever got together this magic would flower
And bring about world peace! Now that's a happy ending!
But then again, it might release the Armageddon
It's too risky, Len! Don't even email me
My name is Ben Lerman I play ukulele

>>736265776
damnit....so close

reroll

>>736265320
Lemme NUT

Mom doesn't have to know ;)

I want to finger you like this ukulele

>>736265320
Hitler did nothing wrong

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do it faggot

>>736265320
I fingered you in your sleep

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>>736265881
DON'T FUCKING START WITH ME BOY

>>736265776
So close! But seriously, this.

>>736265944
WINRAR

>>736265971
Rerool

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Happy birthday you little faggot

>>736265320
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>736265320
Lets get freaky ;)

Train your fingers so you can give me better handjobs

>>736266031
are you retarded?

I masturbate to cp and loli

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you want to fuck your sister, don't you anon? also roll

>>736266111
Shit win

Hitler did nothing wrong
Nuggets tongue my anus

>>736266031
Nigger that's only dubs.

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>>736265881
kill yourself lilly is best girl

>>736265320
Suck my shmeat

>>736266111
hope your sister is cool with it

>>736266031
Wasn't trips nigger

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>>736265818
this but etch it in with a knife and draw it like a complete retard

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>>736265776
ROLL

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>>736266031
are you and idiot or just stupid?

>>736266111
WELP

>>736266111
Winrar

>>736266161
*niggers

>>736265320
I always wanted to smash dat ass

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>>736266111
OOOOOOOO WINRAR

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>>736266111

Niggers tounge my anus

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>>736266175
My nigga

>>736265320
Get rekt bitch

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>>736266111
padre

>>736266031
please kys

I know you're 21 but I got you an shitty pink ukulele because that's what I think you're worth

Megaman is best girl

>>736266111
WINRAR

>>736266111
Winrar

>>736266111
that ones lame. i wanted op to have something degrading, not humerus

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>>736266031

>>736265320
Op better deliver

>>736265776
ROLL FOR THIS, OP IS A FAGGOT!!!!

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>>736266111
U r an gay and gay

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https://youtu.be/kzW_1E1CcWY

Roll
Deliver on the winrar

>>736266111
SHIIIITTT OP FUKING DOO ET!

>>736266563
noice

>>736266259
my bruv

>>736266175
Oh look at me so high and mighty while i leave for fucking scotland because thats the only problem my writers could think off other than almost fucking my boyfriend to death

>>736266563
fuckin ledge

>>736266649
shut up

>>736266563
this is your isn't it

>>736266563
OP delivered, legend, please, post her reaction

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>>736266563
the fucking madman actually did it. bravo op

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>>736266700
Isn't about the plot.

It's about the person

>>736265320

I love trump and I want to suck your pussy sis

praise kek

>>736266728
this is all a fake made up ruse made up by hollywood. its all smoke a mirrors chump. youve been official trolled on the internet

>>736265320
>I love trump and I want to suck your pussy sis
>praise kek

>>736266799
>>736266834
LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT

liam literaalllyy a madmannn

>>736266833
If I tell you to go die in a fire, and you actually DO die in a fire, will I still be able to save at least 15% by switching to Geico?

>>736267041
fart fart fart

>>736266787
Im sorry

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>>736267041

>>736266700
Oh look at me, a shy, overly sympathizable girl who lost her parents, has a therapist, doesnt talk to anyone, and cant masturbate without getting a carpet burn. Is that better than Lilly's story? Plus, her path is short as fuck, and it's still bad.

Happy Birthday To Uke..