Things you can say both during sex and during a funeral.

>>736262162
That's a beautiful box

>>736262162
I didnt think I'd cry

I'm sorry it had to end so quickly

He's gone stiff

This corpse is too cold

It happened too soon.

This isn't how I expected to meet your parents.

She was too young

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She was so young

You're dead to me.

>>736262162
I'm going to cum inside you

You are the best mother a son could ever asked for

Did you seriously just cum in your pants? Wtf dude?

Niggers are in all cases inferior to whites

Can I just be alone with grandma for a moment?

>>736262162
...money well spent!

We're going to bury you when this is over.

I stared deeply into her eyes and saw how cold and lifeless they looked. There was no joy. No pain. Nothing. It made things harder than I thought possible.

She was good.

This isn't worth my time

Did I come too early?

I love you.

>>736262639
Top kek
>And like that, its over

let me play with your fanny for a bit

Why i gotta pay for this?

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This would be better on shrooms.

>>736262162
I came inside.

>>736262162
I'm so sorry

>>736262162
This priest really knows how to handle a stiff.

"Wew lad"

>>736263478
>Looked into the eyes
>At a funeral

You tried too hard.

Can you bury it deeper ?

>>736262162
Grandpa, no!

I didn't know her too well...

Does it only hurt the first time?

>>736262162
I paid good money for this?!

I have the weirdest boner right now

>>736262162
Happy birthday, Gramma ...

I really need to get myself checked.

>>736263665
Underrated

>>736262162
I never thought I'd see the day.

You're over there all calm and collected, and here I am dribbling like a faucet.

>>736262162
Hold on, I have to pee.

>>736262162
I'm glad she's dead

>>736262162
Is it suppose to look like that?

This hole is so deep.

She was alive the last time I saw her

Sorry I came late.

No, let's keep the lights low. Nobody needs to see this.

>>736262162
Im sorry... So so sorry....

Thousands of dollars, and it's over so quick.

At least she didn't suffer

>>736263665
Dem feels, man.
Wife died exactly one year ago and that's what I said.

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>>736264795

Shh, shh, don't cry. It only hurts for a little while.

is your sister available?

>>736262162
I'm coming!
Let me jizz on your slutty face.

>>736264894
Hugs to you bro.

>>736263923

Like he couldn't pry her eyes open during an open casket ceremony? Where's your imagination, anon..

How do I explain this to someone too young to understand what is happening?

>>736264496
damp, cold and smells like earth.

Yeah, it got everywhere. What a mess. I was even washing parts of him out of my hair.

>>736263343
+1

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Oh, nasty! It smells like something died in here!

OP assumes sex and funerals happen at different times for me.

>>736262639
God damnit i almost choked

>>736265993
>God damnit i almost choked
valid response to the linked post and OP's question

>>736262162
Oh yeah! Fuck me, grandma!

im glad you came, otherwise this would have been really hard

I know you didn't want this to happen, but there are some things you can't prevent.

>>736262162
I mourn the loss of my uncle

I bet niggers did this.

>>736262162
I am so sorry

I just want the pain stop.

This might be the single worst event of my entire life.

This sucks.

>>736262162
I just blew my load all over your moms face

Why would you do this to me!?

>>736264999
I checked your trips, but have you ever heard of subtlety or double entendre? Innuendo?

Whats that smell?

>>736263343
R.i.p this guy's intellect

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>>736267241

Hitler literally did nothing wrong!

I never liked that asshole.

Omae wa mo shinde iru

It's about time.

I never wanted it to happen this way

>>736262162

Here, have a tissue.

It was hard but I'm glad I came.

Agh i shit myself again

Right who's next?

>>736262162
You're the best brother I could ever ask for

>>736264894
haha such a loser

I can't do this alone you know.

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>>736264723
Tennant? Is that you?

I'm saaad((((

>>736266761
Underated

>>736262162
this is fucking gay, this has been asked like 6 times a day for the past 2 weeks on reddit. OP consider suicide.

These flowers were really expensive.

Good crowd

Look, that's her husband.

Why are the eyes closed?

>>736262162
Wow, nice box!

My mother always told me life is like a box of chocolates...

well we're done here.

Two niggers did this to my wife, I was looking and couldnt do anything

>>736262162
Your mother was a good one

I came as soon as I could

"Th- thanks, y-you t-too"

Where's the shovel?

>>736270214
this

The waterworks at these things always make me uncomfortable

That's one expensive box

That you for a great speech, rabbi.

Sorry I don't normally cry like this

The priest is drunk again.

Someone post the too soon meme it fits and I don't have it

I am going to need more lube for this one

Just the tip

Welcome to the club

I don't think that hole is big enough

Do you think it will fit

This is what happens when u get addicted to tinder hey

Is there room for one more

>>736262162

That asshole deserved what it got.

lets fill that hole and be done here

Oh God oh God oh God I'm coming I'm fucking coming aaaaaaaahhhh

I just peed a little