Redpill me on cats

they're cute

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>>736256056
Government spies watching and recording everything.

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>>736256259

>>736256056
Nice tortie

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>>736256560

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They're pretty chill

>>736256392
That's not a tortie, that's a calico dipshit.

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They protect us from sleepwalkers

>>736256056
they go "meow" and easy to take care of.
dogs poo in your shoes and let intruders raep your siblings :(

>>736256697
Peter is stupid name for a pastel calico.

>>736256795
Why so hostile friend? Is your life that boring?

>>736256056
cats are cats

some are very catlike, but all are at least somewhat cat like.

>>736256966
Stating facts is not an act of hostility, dipshit.

I WANT REAL REDPILLS! ARE THEY CONTROLLED BY JEWS OR SOMETHING!!!

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>>736256056

>>736256056
Cats are useless and they're absolutely disgusting. Also, the amount of diseases they transmit just by existing and being in contact with people really are more than enough of a reason for you never to have a cat.

They also kill birds which are fundamental part of the ecosystem, but it's the small rodents they pray that are vector for even nastier diseases what really should make you reconsider the benefits of having a cat, which are already close to none.

The fact that they're in constant contact with their own feces, and sometimes even roll in their shitbox, while spreading shit covered hair all over the house are merely added reasons for you to stick to dogs, if you really want a pet. Also, get a big dog, not a small one.

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They're nazi collaborators

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Top tier pet.

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>>736257105
fuck no, I wouldn't have one of they were

>>736257155
THANK YOU!

>>736257075
Sure thing son, careful with that edge.

>>736257155
lol bark

>>736257155
>opinion
>opinion
>opinion

>>736257155
Dogs are gay and so are you

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>>736256056
Cats care about humanity and are not out to eliminate us.

>>736257155
0/10

All that effort with no payoff

>>736257155
>diseases

Maybe in your 3rd world country :^)

Calicos are fuckers.

Mine will play fetch as long as I'm willing to throw the ball. He's my little nigga.

>>736257294
"edge", good job repeating what you read previously on this forum, kid

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Favorite breed, abyssian.

they fucking suck.
they're useless and dont even pay rent

>>736256056

Very intelligent, don't give a fuck, I want a cerval

>>736256056
whats with all this red pill blue pill bullshit

>>736257155
>letting your cat outside
there's the problem

their shit smells awful. their piss smells even worse. there will be cat hair all over you house. they will claw your furniture. they will wake you up begging for food. if you let them outside they'll kill all the local wildlife, goodbye songbirds, squirrels, and rabbits. if you keep them indoors, your house will reek of shit/piss if you don't dedicate yourself to being it's toilet servant. cats are shit tier pets. awful, digusting, repulsive creatures. oh yeah, you'll probably end up infected with toxoplasmosis, a mind altering brain parasite. have fun with that.

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>>736257430
Think you dropped this junior, go sit in the corner and play if you can't get along with the others.

>>736257507
blue-pilled faggot detected

>>736257155
/thread

>>736257507
buzzwords from internet "skeptics"

>>736257507
are you having a nice summer newfag?

>>736257345
that fucker

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>>736257647
pal

>>736257371
>cat doesn't transmit diseases
Are you retarded or are you just pretending?

Read before talking shit, you fucking moron.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis
Unless you intend to keep your cat indoors for the entirety of its life, they will eventually get in contact with other cats and potentially infected animals.

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>>736256056

They are accomplished pizza thieves ...

>>736257436
I used to have two Abyssian cats named Hocus and Pocus growing up. I miss them so much

>>736257532
Yes, are you going to keep an animal locked inside your house for the entirety of its life? Don't you think that's a bit cruel?

>>736257155
this

my roommate has a bunch and they fucking stink the house up and do nothing but make a mess of litter and hair

theyre fucking useless and selfish as fuck I tried twice to have a cat when I was younger and realized that they just dont make good pets

I only had one doggie and he was with me for 8 years

the best and most loyal fucking friend I had and he always made it perfectly clear that if there was any living thing on this planet that really gave a shit about me it was him

rip boy I cant even get another dog now i miss my little buddy so much

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2cute

>>736257758
>wikipedia

Nice try fag

And yes when you get a cat keep it indoors. It's lifespan will increase greatly

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>>736257485
I have one. He's so retarded but I love him

>>736257580
You carry one of those around to attract little boys to play with? fuckin pedophile

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>>736257891
ur doggo is gay and im glad it's dead

>>736257532
its not right to keep cat inside
my car is indoor outdoor and is the fucking best cat

even friends with their own cats agree mine is superior

its natural for them to go outside, plus he has fun out there

i never need to clip his nails, he doesnt have a litterbox because he would never use it

>>736257891
Pretty much.

Cats don't even like you, they just stick around because you give them food.

>>736258013
woah lets just be careful you dont cut yourself with that edge

>>736257891
Lmao can't even care for the simplest of animals. No wonder your dog died at 8

>>736258083
>HURRRRRRRR EDGY
should've thrown a summerfag and kek in there too so I would definitely know you are an oldfag

>>736258046
I've had outside cats and I've had inside cats. You should only let your cat outside if you live in the right area. My current cat hates going outside. He loves his safe place where he can do whatever he wants and be an asshole all day

>>736257915
go fuck yourself with your wikipedia criticism. toxoplasmosis is a very real thing

here, is this better?
https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/toxoplasmosis/index.html

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>>736258084

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>>736256952
kitty!

>>736258212
you may want to dial the autism back a bit youre making yourself look stupid

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If you're dissing cats in this thread you can fuck right off.

>>736256056
>cats ears are too small to allow them to hear frequencies as low as human speech
>cats' feces contain spores for a fungus similar to the ant zombie fungus
>cats' meows do not naturally mimic the cry of a human baby, cats learn to meow like that to manipulate humans
>cats are one of the few predatory species that tolerate other animals in their living space
>cats were never domesticated, they were attracted to human settlements because humans stored grain that attracted rodents

>>736258231
>cdc

Nice try fag
Come back when you have been in school for 10+ years to become a parasitologist and meet me in person with your studies and findings with atleast 1,000 isolated studies on feral AND indoor cats

>>736258315
You talk like a fag gtfo

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Cutest kitty pic in my folder

Just wondering, I really don't know but are all dog owners homosexual?

>>736258536

Come back here when you do.

>>736258493
My cats can hear me speak, they even respond to their names.

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dogs are better :^)

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>>736258570
act your age fag

>>736258676
they "hear" you speak the same way you "hear" an ultra low bass beat while sitting on the speakerbox

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>>736258767
Nice comeback

>>736258774
Well they still respond to their names so it can't just be a low bass hum.

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>>736258586
aww

this is mine

>>736258865
not looking to pick a fight with a child

just kys

cats will begin eating a human corpse earlier than any other pet animal
including rats

>>736258999
checked

Nice comeback again
Very original :^)

>>736258918
it could be theyre responding to a frequency thats different from the ambient sound

their range starts at 45hz

>>736258918
animals respond much better to non-audible cues than humans
because all our senses are absolute shit except hearing
and even that is kinda "meh"

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>>736259127
Or I'll just leave this here for ya.

dogs bring dead animals to their owners to prove that they are a good hunter and can help provide for the pack
cats bring dead animals to their owners as a way of saying "I wasn't hungry but I killed this anyway. Make sure I stay happy."

this thread just reeks of babys first troll attempts

fucking newfags

toms have barbed penises and bite their rape victims' necks to keep them from running away while being raped