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How does /b/ feel about automation replacing fast food jobs?

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How does /b/ feel about automation replacing fast food jobs?
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>>736255815

isn't that why we are doing this whole industrialisation thing?
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Less awkward and more efficient
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>>736255815
Good. Then we can focus on the jobs that pay well. That only means the economy will go up. Have you checked out Japan's economy ever since they replaced most fast food with machines?
>Wew lad
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By the way, it won't take away jobs, just create higher paying engineering jobs for people to repair and upkeep the machines.
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>>736255815
Kikes won't spend the extra shekels to have their slaves replaced, just too damn risky. People don't know how fringe a corporation is and how tiny changes can almost end them. More free slaves will lead to more competitive small business. The machines are a ruse to keep people from requesting raises. Mcdonald's Japan recently built an automated fast food joint, and it cost them a shit ton. the returns just aren't good enough.
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>>736255815
It's not going to happen you right wing Republican faggot.
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>>736257413
>kikes shekels

stopped reading there
Grow the fuck up.
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Maybe then those cunts can stop forgetting my fries.
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>>736255815
IF robots do start replacing actual jobs, then corporations should have to hire actual workers at higher wages to offset numbers.
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>>736257662
faggot you'll be on a waiting list a mile long to get a job forgetting fries faggot
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>>736257623
wilkommen bei 4chan
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>>736255815
inevitable
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>>736257759
Sprich English. Das ist ein Amerikanes Website, nichts deine Scweinscheisse
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>>736257413
>>736257557
>>736257662
>>736257703
>>736257752
>>736257759

and then the fucktards turned up
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>>736255815
When was the last time you visited a human teller to do your banking? It's been at least 2 years for me. Expect fast food to follow suit.
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>>736257881

seven mistakes in only ten words, that's impressive
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>>736257910
Shut up faggot. It's a common right wing talking point that jobs are going to be replaced by machines. Stop making these threads if you're going to cry like a bitch.
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>>736257881
Sorry man. The joke felt appropriate.
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>>736255815

he looks like he should be in charge of the special sauce.
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>>736258029
Au contraire, 4chan is the place to voice your feelings even if OP is bitching he can do it in this thread or any other thread, so you quit your bitching, bitch.
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>>736258029

I didn't make this thread, I just came along, read the comments and realised you are a fucktard.
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>>736258107
Good one, /b/. Love ya'
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I don't know, guys. If we don't give the niggers, spics, and white trash ex cons something to do all day, won't they start rioting? Then we'd have to stay inside or be evacuated to a National Guard shelter and we wouldn't be able to get to the new fast machines to order.
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>>736258014
Lmfaoo
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>>736255957
McJobs used to be an economic safety-net for people who couldn't get a regular job. What do you suppose will happen to all the surplus population? Something similar to what happened in Dickens's day?
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I'm fine with it.

I wouldn't care if the entire goddamn restaurant was automated.

Touchscreens to order, like Sheetz? Someone still has to make the food and clean the restaurant.

Honestly though, most of the human garbage that keeps fast food places profitable are probably too retarded to use a touchscreen computer, or they'll get irrationally angry at the idea of using one instead of yelling at some teenager or poorfag in a gay uniform.
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>>736258319
>Someone still has to make the food and clean the restaurant.
Already being mechanized.
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>>736255815
niggers want 15 an hour to just clock in. corporations replace niggers with electronics. got my vote
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>>736258256
No. It'll push the lower class to go after higher education to get a job, effectively reducing the lower class and making the higher to middle class the standard. Sure, there will be fuck ups with no jobs, but they never last long before dieing or going to jail. We have that now. But they'll go away in a couple years and bring up our societal bar, also reducing murder and crime rates.
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>>736258319
https://youtu.be/hePE9mkKVrE
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>>736258014
FICK DICH ICH KANN DEUTSCH SPRECHEN FAGOT.
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>>736258535

Aber nicht sehr gut.
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>>736258204
Shut the fuck up.

liberals>conservatives
progress>your faggot bullshit.
.Me>you
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>>736258319
>I wouldn't care if the entire goddamn restaurant was automated.

enjoy your shit-tier half-cooked attempt at a Big Mac

kek
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>>736255989
The higher paying the job the more likely that automation will take its place.
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>>736258688

>shit-tier half-cooked attempt at a Big Mac

Why would you assume that?
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>>736258610
ding fries are done
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>>736258475
Hm, I don't think so, Tim.

Seems to me more predatory student loans will be issued to cover the cost of that education, which will leave even more people in massive debt and contributing to the further destruction of the middle class.

Then again, I'm sure sub-humans will still trash the lobbies and dining rooms of these establishments, so maybe they and their peers can get janitorial jobs there. Or do you think janitor bots will be a thing too?
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>>736255815
it's better then paying $20 for a burger because some asshat high school drop out wants $15/hr to work at McD's
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>>736258306

They're not a valid economic safety net now, when politicians are able to argue that they aren't intended to be a job that can support a person.

What we need is for automation to replace enough jobs to cause a total economic collapse. Only then will the government recognize the problem and institute something like a guaranteed minimum income or a much shorter work week.

As we gradually approach post scarcity we need to change the way we think about work. It's going to be an uncomfortable transition but it's not like we could stop it even if we wanted to. You can't uninvent things.
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>>736258306
who cares? I'm not one of them
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>>736255815
As long as they can get my order right and count out the correct change I don't care if its a person or a machine
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>>736258934

spoken like a true five-year-old
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>>736258790
You need real people to make that shit.

And you're going to notice a huge drop in quality without them.
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>>736257557
You forgot my fries, fegt.
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>>736258836
If they get the AI right, a compact enough android and a decent battery then yes.
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>>736255979
I have to agree. Less spit in your food and less niggers around food, which is always a good thing.
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>>736258934
You're going to care when they start robbing and murdering you, idiot.
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>>736258824
White soggy half-frozen fries

enjoy them Trumpfag
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>>736255815
It'll keep me from having to have a forced conversation to the talkative one, an awkward waiting for the new and confused one, dealing with the sassy bitch, the over nice robot repeating the same motto over and over with a smile, I dont care about people, i want my food when I'm hungry with no BS , I welcome our robot overlords but i swear to god if you add onions I'm joining the resistance.
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>>736258688

If I want a shit-tier, half-cooked Big Mac, I can go get a stoned nigger to make me one right now.

There's no way in the world a machine could do a worse job than those fucking people...any machine. Put a fax machine in there at the grill and it could make a better burger, and it wouldn't shed any nappy hairs into the sandwich as it did so.

I don't eat that garbage often enough to give a shit. Every fast-food place on the planet could shut down right now and you couldn't pay me to give a fuck.
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>>736257623
jew loving kike eat shit and die REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>736259046
I said shut the fuck up Republican cock gobbler I DON'T WORK FAST FOOD.
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>>736259024

>You need real people to make that shit.
I highly doubt that.
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>>736259048
If it gets to the point that automation causes wide spread unemployment then countries will start thinking about implementing a UBI.
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>>736257623
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>>736259048
I feel like the wealthy and folks in the upper middle class (what's left of it, anyway) will achieve singularity with machines some time within my lifetime, and that one of them will be kind/heritable enough to sponsor me so I can join them. Then we can enjoy life aboard floating, post-scarcity cities in the clouds while the poor people fight for what's left of the ravaged earth.
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>>736259024
>huge drop in quality

Vending machine food consistently tastes better than nigger snot burgers.
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>>736259122
It would taste like a microwaved burger from a convenience store and you fucking know it, faggot.

Stop coming up with reasons for replacing people with substandard technology so some faggot can make money and sell shitty food.

Fuck you.
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>>736258754
Someone has to take care of that automation, Anon. That's false. Knowing how to fix and upgrade those machines will forever be more valuable than the machine itself.
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>>736259024

Found the fast food worker
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No more talking to people!
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>>736259140
>being this summer

There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
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>>736258256
>implying niggers actually work
>implying spics won't fall back to picking tomatoes for two cents an hour
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>>736259299
says the fucking kike looooooool

Theres still time to repent for your satanist religion. Renounce it and know peace in the afterlife.
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>>736259191
Because you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

It's almost like you WANT society to devolve.
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>>736256193
It's a divider of jobs though. What was 20 jobs in 4 locations is now 4 technician jobs and one headquarters job
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>>736259243
>vending machines taste better than real food

you are a stupid asshole
rape yourself
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>>736259294
GODAMMIT I HAVE A REAL JOB
I JUST KNOW WHEN FAGGOTS ARE TALKING shit
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>>736259244

>It would taste like a microwaved burger from a convenience store
What is your reasoning behind that?
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>>736259332
Hey, that is NOT fair!

I never said niggers work. I just said they need some place to go and wear a uniform all day and FEEL like they worked. Where will they go when McDoogle's closes, huh? Out into the streets with clubs and rocks, that's where!
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>>736259417
>mcdonalds burgers
>real food

Literally all of my wat
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>>736259361
wow sure is summer in here
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>>736259299
Its okay, once you have all the sheckles it'll be YOU who's the one having the last laugh
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>>736258898
THIS, same shit happened with the agricultural and industrial revolutions. Only there isn't another sector for people to go to this time.
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>>736259391
This, I haven't figured out.
It's a population issue at it's core.
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>>736259227
Quantum computers need to go mainstream for that to happen. And I don't see it happening until they figure out how to deal with security.
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>>736259464
Because you stupid teenage faggot, you need real people to make food taste good. Otherwise it's shit.

Not rocket science.
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>>736255815
Fuck, my autistic ass is going to be out of a job then. At least I was contributing to society with what little value I had.
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>>736259526
Sure is summertime in here.
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>>736259024

Horse shit.

Here's a robot that makes fancy cuisine. I think it can handle a big mac.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyp_ubQArHk

I worked at Burger King in the early 2000s and the process of actually cooking the meat was basically already a robot. The grill was a big conveyor belt you just put patties on and they came out the other side perfectly cooked. No flipping, no monitoring. All we had to do was keep an eye on the chain speed and speed it up as the grill got hotter from the grease dripping down into the burner. And that was almost 20 fucking years ago. By now I'm sure the grill monitors its own temperature so you can't fuck it up.

Besides that, the process of making a burger involves stacking things up in the same order every time, microwaving the bottom half exactly the same amount of time every time so the cheese melts, and wrapping the whole thing up in wax paper. Then you put it in a bag and hand it to the wrong customer because you don't give a fuck.

Robots could have done this 10 years ago, they just weren't cheaper than people yet.
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>>736259567
Uuugh. I want to be alive when it happens just inc case there's a chance I can put myself into some sort of long-term sleep mode, aim myself at the nearest interesting looking planet outside the solar system, and get the fuck off this miserable planet.
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>>736259227
I think if the poor don't kill them off first French revolution style then aliens will eventually enslave and domesticate them as food/labor animals.
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>>736259374

Dude, try to stay with me here!

All I wanna know is WHY you think you need real people to make a fastfood burger.

I'm almost interested why you think automated fastfood restaurants would devolve society now. But just almost.
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>>736255979
agreed.
cashiers are generally alright at their job.
its usually the retarded customer.
>go to burger joint
>wait in line for 5 mins
>it is now your turn
>cashier: how may i help you
>ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>i guessssss ill take a 2....no onions
>cashier: okay
>oh wait never mind. ill take a 3 with onions
>oh yeah and hold on...(texts somebody)
>i think she wants a 4 with extra onions and...okay now read that back to me.
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>>736259568

>you need real people to make food taste good
You keep repeating that without explaining anything. What task is there in preparing fastfood a machine could not do?
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>>736258836
Unless we deal with the problem that is overpriced higher education. Which is, in all intensive purposes, bordering on a monopoly. Something a few candidates wanted to solve. However, that didn't apply to redneck voters and wasn't relevant enough for them, so we got Trump.
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>>736259526
>>736259518
jew fags go to aushwitz
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Not sure if anyone will mention it, but being a janitor can be fun.

You can slack off, and pretend you're pushing a mop and doing stuff when you aren't. lol

I dindu nuffin as a janitor, I was a good boi.

And it paid alright.
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>>736259629
There is literally no way an "automatic burger" isn't going to be obvious.

Fuck you. Why do you have to suck right wing cock? What;s in it for you? Why does it bother you that people's jobs are going to be cut?
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>>736259244

It already tastes like shit, you cum-gargling assclown.

The faggot who runs the place can do whatever the fuck he wants with his own business. If he wants to send a handful of the simpletons home and bolt an iPad to the counter, he can.

If he wants to automate the whole goddamn place, he can.

I don't know how this is even a conversation really - obviously if the quality of the food (or profitability in general) is impacted negatively by automation...

...they won't automate. If it's not, they will automate, and they'll be making a shitload more money.

I really couldn't give a fuck either way.
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>>736259626
>that'll throw him off my scent
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>>736256193
Lol like emptying the grease trap
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>>736259821
Because it will open higher paying jobs instead stupid.
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>>736259698
Because you need people to monitor the process, from putting the patties, on the grill, making sure the bread comes out toasted, assembling the sandwich for quality.

Fucking QUALITY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT JESUS CHRIST I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO YOU FUCKING MILLENNIAL FAGGOTS. .

You're WILLINGLY arguing against labor rights.
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>>736259052
>>736259021
oh look, a wagecuck
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>>736259842
Kek
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>>736259884
>Because it will open higher paying jobs
[citation needed]
or maybe it just closes low paying jobs
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>>736259832
It's a conversation to faggots like you who want the corporate sector to control your fucking lives.

I'd fucking beat your ass.
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>>736259374

It's not like actual restaurants with proper food is going to be replaced by automation (at least yet anyway).

In terms of McDonald's, everything is fuckin frozen and then just heated and assembled. Why pay some schmuck for years to make shitty burgers and have them complain that they deserve $15 an hour when you can just purchase a robot that will make the exact same burger faster and more consistent and won't bitch?
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>>736258319
My PA nigga
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>>736259934
True, but you need a lot less people.
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>>736259884
No faggot, automation is going to take away a lot of jobs. You THINK someone's going to step up and improve the job market, but you're arguing for a huge hole in it.
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>>736258475
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>736259987
Think about it. Who is going to stock the machine? Repair it? Install it? Monitor it? Move it? Negotiate for places to place it? Build it? Refurbish it?

Almost all of those jobs pay more than fast food.
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>>736259821

>Why does it bother you that people's jobs are going to be cut?

Those jobs? No.
If you want people to keep their shitty fastfood jobs, you are promoting exploitation.
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>>736260047
Because there is no way a robot would deliver the quality of a human crew. None.
It would be shit-tier food.

Right now McDonald's is edible because we have real people making that product.
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>>736260103
It didn't happen that way in history though. Look at the industrial revolution and Japan's economy which is almost based on automation. It only improves it for everyone. Like literally everyone, especially the ex-fast food workers.
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>>736260143
We are succeeding in getting those jobs to pay 15 dollars an hour.

Why do you want to take that away?
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>>736260179
Fuck you are stupid. Enjoy your nigger snot burgers moron. I would pay EXTRA for one from a machine.
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>>736260203
You've never been to Japan you fucking apologist for machines taking people's jobs.
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>>736260137
the whole point of a machine is to replace the low wage worker.

a robot will take over 10 low-wage humans.
that that robot will only need to be maintained by one human.
hell.
5 robots can be maintained by one human.
that is the whole point of robots.
you don't pay people the same and then add robots.
you take away people and replace every 10 people with one robot
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>>736255815
My job is pretty safe so I don't really care that much. Don't really go to fast food places anyways.
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>>736259949
underage

learn how to do it better
>>736259294
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>>736260261
You won't do shit. Ever heard of cause and effect? If you replace workers with machines, it will affect YOU in a way you've never considered.

You'll be a poorfag still blaming liberals . Face it.
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I lol'd so much thinking about this.

Wait until the dindus get denied fried chicken by one of these places, and it tells them it's out of chicken.

That will effectively be the end of such an automated restaurant. lol

It will be burned to the ground. I wouldn't be surprised if they did this anyway because they feel they could get away with it without human oversight lol
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>>736260319
Wagie located
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>>736260250
Because when you pay $15 an hour for any job the company is going to find a way to either cut jobs or automate.
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>>736260379
>It will be burned to the ground.
This.

Plus what about faggots paying in cash? Wouldn't there be a safe somewhere on premises?
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>>736260329
Oh look
another wagecuck
don't hate because some other people actually succeeded in business ;)
send me your steam profile maybe I can do some charity and give you the games you can't afford
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>>736260303
machines only improve the quality of jobs available.

>>736260311
Yes but you need to build them which pays more.

>>736260372
You're an idiot dude. The car only improved the world yet you had morons making horse carriages complaining about it. If they had their way the world would have remained stagnant.
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>>736260372
i would pay extra to avoid cashiers.
i do it all the time.
its called the internet.
fandango.
paying bills online
...fucking convenience fee for not standing in line
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>>736260476
Then they shouldn't be in business.
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>>736260526
>some other people actually succeeded in business ;

being a telemarketing fag like you?

kek
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>>736259934

I don't think you need people to monitor the process. We have quality control robots in many industries, I can't see a reason why that could not be applied to fastfood preparation aswell.

Nobody is arguing against labour rights, people are arguing for automation.
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>>736256193

Technology always eliminates more jobs than it creates.

Thats the whole point, anon.
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>>736255815
I feel good about it.
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>>736260535
You don't fucking know faggot
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>>736260535
this isn't about cars replacing horses
it's about machines replacing people

punch yourself in the face, Republican faggot
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>>736260666
Satan is correct.
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I'm just waiting for the automation of serial killers. It'll be nice to witness
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>>736260540
Most of that is just package delivery.

You cannot deliver food quality by machines alone.
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>>736260526
I'm in engineering. Could not give a fuck less about you and your business degree!
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>>736260726
Yes it is. It's exactly the same thing. Fuck's sake you know nothing about history.

>>736260666
Corporate greedy shit stains are responsible, not the automation itself.
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>>736260666
Then people need to stop popping out so many fucking babies, Satan. Again. Jail or die off. Eventually we'll reach utopia.
>Chek'd
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>>736259821


>There is literally no way an "automatic burger" isn't going to be obvious.

Of course it will be obvious. It will be perfect every time instead of getting a fucked up one on occasion. Seriously, you keep saying "robots can't do that" but not why. What element of human passion or creativity goes into a mcdonalds burger that a robot can't do? It's the same repetitive task over and over that is literally the thing that robots are best at.

>Why do you have to suck right wing cock? What;s in it for you? Why does it bother you that people's jobs are going to be cut?

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you meant "why doesn't it bother you".

I am not sucking right wing cock, I want to load every republican onto a rocket and shoot it into the sun. I'm the guy arguing that we need a universal minimum income which the republicunts are going to scream and cry about and call a "welfare state" even as they stand there and watch the march of progress cause all the jobs to dry up and blow away and call everyone displaced by it "lazy" and "entitled" and "freeloaders".

The march of automation reduces the amount of work humans need to do. By fucking definition. As industrialization and automation continue to improve there will be less and less work that needs to be done. It WILL happen and it cannot be stopped. What we need to do is restructure our society to compensate because as it is right now, there just isn't 40 hours a week worth of actual useful work left to be done for every adult in the country.

It's not about what people want, or what they deserve, or even what they need. It's about what society needs people to have in order to continue to function.
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>>736260535
>Yes but you need to build them which pays more.
sure.
but in the grand scheme of things.
you will always have less workers.
also
odds are the people creating those robots will be in 3rd world countries where the standard of living is a lot lower.
you don't need people with degrees to assemble the exact same part over and over and over and over and over and over again
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>>736258475

2/10 I replied.
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>>736260250

They are shit jobs that will either get automated when wages get to high or when machines get even cheaper.

This is what we have been doing for the last twohundred years. And since you are bringing party politics into this: if anything this will make the necessity of social reform even more evident.
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>>736260824
You posted a stupid analogy and thought you were being clever. If you had any knowledge of history you'd realize that labor rights gets ugly when shit like automation gets proposed.
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>>736260881
>What element of human passion or creativity goes into a mcdonalds burger that a robot can't do?
Nothing to do with "passion."

A robot-cooked burger would taste like a convenience store burger. It would be SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.
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>>736260891
Well I don't think you're right about that. Look at the countless mechanic shops around these days and they exist in about the same number as horse stables per capita used to.
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>>736260726
Machines replacing people? That's never happened before.
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>>736260818
Found the wagecuck
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>>736260974
Not really. Companies should be held accountable to pay a living wage but that has less to do with automation that it has to do with subhumans at the top and their psychotic greed.
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>>736258824

*fistbump*

too many kids here, they probably don't get that reference except when it was on Family guy
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>>736260881
>I want to load every republican onto a rocket and shoot it into the sun.
Then why the fuck are you supporting a top right-wing issue?

Trump's first pick for Labor Secretary believed in automation taking people's jobs. You know what?

He had to withdraw his application because he got tons of shit from the US PEOPLE who DON'T FUCKING WANT AUTOMATION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
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>>736261037
you're comparing two different things.
repair shops and manufacturing shops
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>>736259884
As supply as advanced labor goes up to take these higher paying jobs, there will be a larger increase in the supply of labor than the demand for laborers. So the work becomes lower paying as faggots take lower wages just so they can get a job.
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>>736260937
Bullshit. You're doing this because you're fucking brainwashed by people like Trump who have told you you're going to be rich no matter what.

Automation would affect you directly, faggot. DIRECTLy.
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>>736261100
Literally every job is wage. The fact that you use cuck as a suffix proves you haven't graduated high school yet
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>>736261166
Well think about it. There will probably be repair shops for vending machines too, if not employees who go around fixing/stocking them. It's a constant process.
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>>736260881
Maybe if they shipped all of the Syrians, niggers and other assorted mudslimes they are letting in and bringing over here in boatloads, they wouldn't need so many jobs. lol

The gibs me dat is because America is taking care of 100 million degenerate do nothing niggers.
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If it's used to raise up society and create a place where menial labor is no longer required to be done by ANYONE, instead of just forcing people out of jobs in a for profit motive, i think it's great.

Fully automated anarchist communism plz
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>>736261135
party over people
just because you hate the other side doesnt mean the other side is always wrong. bitching about republicans just because their repbulicans is retarded.
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>>736261227
If you're salaried, you aren't a wagecuck, though.
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>>736261227
>I'm getting upset!
How did you spend your designated free time on the weekend?
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>>736261298
The Democrats do not support automation, they support higher wages.
There is nothing wrong with supporting that.
You want "both sides" to be bad like a lot of stupid faggots around here.
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>>736261031

>A robot-cooked burger would taste like a convenience store burger.

What. Are. You. Basing. That. On?

A convenience store burger tastes like that because it's cooked, frozen, and microwaved. A MechDonalds burger would be a frozen raw patty like McDonalds uses now which would be put onto a grill by a robot arm and cooked for the correct amount of time, flipped by the robot arm, cooked, and then deposited into one of those little plastic steam trays. Then another robot arm that ends in a pair of tongs would drop it onto a bun, add condiments, and wrap it up. It would be able to replicate the exact movements of a bored teenager 100% precisely every time.

Why do you think that would taste different?
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>>736261272
what happened to all the TV repair shops?
TV's became throwaway items.
once robots become mainstream, robots will also become throwaway items.
the only reusable item will be the computer side
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>>736258849

Why do idiots keep repeating this bullshit? labor costs are just a fraction of a companies budget, the idea that doubling payroll will somehow make a burger go from 4 bucks to 20 is fucking idiotic.
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>>736261407
Because you need people to actually go through the various steps so the burger doesn't taste like a bunch of shit.

What are you, fucking 12?
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>>736261204

I would love to hear an argument for your position, but all I get is US party politics rhetoric and namecalling.

>Automation would affect you directly, faggot. DIRECTLy.
Yes, of course it would, that is kind of the point of it, isn't it?
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>>736261379
the market will pay whatever the people are willing to accept.
support automation or don't...it doesnt really matter.
it will happen either way.
its the wave of the future
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>>736261375
Got drunk. Still am. You'll appreciate when you can buy alcohol.

>>736261300
Incorrect. Payment is wages, whether it's hourly or salary.
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>>736261300
People who are salaried are even bigger wage cucks actually.
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>>736261417
Because this country is hopelessly right-wing, and nobody is taught to think for themselves anymore.

Everything is seen as a threat to business now, since the Reagan Years.
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>>736257557
I'm (not OP) liberal as fuck... and it is going to happen. Simple, repetitive tasks will always be automated, eventually. That's **WHY** the social safety nets are so important. Eventually humanity's ability to feed and care for itself will require so little human labor that the only other option is that we're all economically enslaved by those who have the scale and capital to purchase the means of production. Because robots are **MORE** efficient than people, people alone won't be able to compete, ergo they will be subject to the power of corporations, or whomever rules the corporations.

I'm not saying government doesn't suck... but at least they're **supposed** to be responsive to the will of the people. Corporations are literally under LEGAL OBLIGATION to maximize shareholder profit, so they will always exploit the population.
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>>736261379
>The Democrats do not support automation, they support higher wages.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Thinking these things are different is basically a confession of economic illiteracy.

>I want to make hiring people so expensive that robots are cheaper, but I'm not "pro-automation"

For fuck's sake.
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>>736261535
You're the one ignoring the argument because you think politics is boring or inappropriate.

You're part of the problem, faggot.
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>>736260250

(Not the same person)

Upping the minimum wage is a great thing and I support it, but there's no way to prevent automation from replacing jobs.

What are we going to do, pass laws that say those jobs can't be automated? That's not going to make any sense.

Machines have been taking people's jobs since the 1500s dude, it's not going to stop happening now.

If people really don't want other people to lose their jobs to automation, they can boycott those places that replace their workers with robots.

If people don't give a shit and just wanna grab a quick McHeartAttack so they can continue to be fat and gross for the rest of their short, miserable life, that's fine too. And that's what they'll do.

I'll put $100 on the latter.
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>>736261417
You don't know much about businesses, do you?
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I feel all jobs should be replaces. humans shouldn't need to work
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>>736255815
I did like ordering from the kiosks at Jack in the Box. Easier and faster. Plus as I ordered I got to see all the available choices. I also enjoy self checkout. Get to skip the interaction and its usually fast because the lines are so short.
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>>736261538
If automation is the wave of the future, then wages need to go way way way up because of the savings billion dollar corporations would be making.

And corporations will need to have a set quota of jobs so machines don't offset employment.

Two can play hardball, faggot.
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>>736255815
Fewer people to talk to to order mcnuggers the better
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>>736261553
>getting drunk is "kool"
Make sure you're sober for boss man wagie :-)
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>>736261595
Shut up.

You have literally no evidence that the Democrats support automation or lower wages.

the Republicans do.
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>>736259802
>all intensive purposes
I bet you say 'irregardless' on a daily basis.
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>>736261673
>but there's no way to prevent automation from replacing jobs.

Yes there is.

You regulate the fuck out of it so it doesn't.
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>>736261504
Do flesh machines (i.e. humans) somehow impart "natural flavors" that metal machines don't have access to?

ima b honest, if ANY of the flavor of my burger is coming directly from the pizzaface cooking the damn thing, then i have had my last fast food burger.
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>>736255815
> AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHHA
But seriously, anyone (who isn't retarded) and has worked fast food knows it is not a fit place for automation, at least for every single task that needs to be done that isn't cashier.

If they change the gui for the screens, it might become simple enough for the average joehmso to pick up without too much trouble. But with the amount of arbitrary bullshit that goes into these menus, it would have to be very boiled down for people without training to understand. I'm not saying its hard to learn and understand, but they definitely require a couple days to get used to as they are. But if they are catered to be more user-friendly, say goodbye to your super complex orders, and hello to a good month of returning orders because so many people will fuck up their own orders because they don't know the menu. Thats where a lot of trouble comes from woth new people, that the populace doesn't understand the menu beyond what they see on da television box, or if they're regulars. This creates a loss in translation, and new people don't understand the context to piece together the idiosyncracies in how people order.

Btw, if you want free ingredients on shit at taco bell, ask for "easy" or "light" of that ingredient(s). The function is made to assume the item is already on the food, so it doesn't add anything. I can't guarantee it will work, or that someone won't get a manager to make sure they can do it. But it's an entirely valid order to ring up. A manager might tell you no, might not.
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>>736261611

Okay, let's try this again.

My argument: Automation is inevitable for the fastfood industry because the cost for wages are constantly rising and the cost for robots to do the same jobs is constantly falling.
Your argument: Bullshit.

Would you care to elaborate?
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>>736261896
Faggot you are hopelessly brainwashed.

You think machines are going to take only shit-tier workers jobs, and that you will not be affected in any way.

You are a useful idiot like 98% of this thread.
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>>736261738
A quota of jobs...? Really? Why don't we just start new companies to put that labor to use producing new, better things!? Isn't that better than being employed in a job with no purpose?
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>>736261988
Faggot, a burger is produced for about 30 cents.

THIRTY FUCKING CENTS.

How much more money do you want these mega-billion dollar corporations to "save?"
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>>736261276
I don't think you even know how many black people are in America. The USA is 11% black. Even if 90% of them were on welfare or getting handouts, it only makes 30 million people.
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>>736262118
The purpose it to provide supply for the demand. It is basic economics.

And as long as the job serves that purpose, those working that job should be treated with respect, not replaced by shit-tier technology.
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>>736261135

Because you might as well lobby against the tide or gravity. The tech is going to improve, it is going to get used, this is inevitable. Look at history. Name one person who tried to hold back progress and won.

You don't hold it back, you work with it an apply it intelligently and in a way that benefits the population. You let the companies use automation to increase their profits and then you either take a large percentage of that as tax and institute a national minimum income, or you reduce the work week to 20 hours and effectively double the number of required workers in the remaining jobs as a stopgap measure until humans no longer need to work at all.

>>736261276

It's not about the number of people. Almost all jobs in america are about servicing the other members of the population, so adding more people should create jobs at nearly the same rate it occupies them. The problem is that you have people at the top who still think it's 1950.

>>736261504

>various steps

Name one step in the burger making process that a robot arm that ends in a spatula, a pair of tongs, or a nozzle that dispenses a condiment can't do.

You don't make one robot, you break the process down into steps and carry them out individually.
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>>736261417
>>736261504

Dumbass children detected.

1) you know shit about "the Reagan years," don't pretend otherwise.
2) literally every expense is a "fraction" of a company's budget, because math.
3) pretending payroll is insignificant demonstrates you know absolutely fuckall about business. Just payroll TAXES are a significant burden on any company with a workforce large enough to be covered under federal law.
4) the price won't literally go to $20, because either the business will close or they'll automate; that price might be suggested by company analysis under stupid "living wage" policies, but it is not actually sustainable in a marketplace.

Kinda like Obamacare.
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>>736262261
>progress
faggot replacing people with machines isn't "progress:"

Jesus do you faggots think you're going to get rich someday? Is that why you shit on people trying to earn a living?
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>>736261876
No. That's not proper grammer. Irregardless isn't a technical word. It's a double negative.
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>>736259723
Agreed. If you don't know what you want, atleast 90%, by the time you get to the register, MOVE THE FUCK ASIDE AND LET OTHER PEOPLE ORDER.
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>>736262167
Naw dawg my brah Jamal reckons der worf at leest fowty bruh
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>>736262261
>You don't make one robot, you use a bunch for each step

Then how the fuck is that more cost effective than using ONE WORKER??
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>>736262066
Machines are taking every job, and I'm part of the wave of engineers making it happen (AMZN). Machines are taking knowledge work. Machines are taking programming jobs. Machines are taking over everything, so we'd better plan a society that makes a fluid labor market viable, starting companies easier, and takes care of people between jobs. Otherwise the unemployment rate skyrockets, and society crumbles.
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>>736261417
I know you're probably trolling but still:

You can't go against progress, if you're that worried that a robot might replace you, study and become an able worker, going against progress won't yield you or anyone anything, look where ludites ended up
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>>736255815
Yes. The only people who work fast food are niggers, autists, and land whales. They are all so slow minded they can barely get an order right let alone finish high school. Truelly the saddest group of people this country has to offer and I dont need there sperg germs anywhere need my food.
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>>736262465
>and I'm part of the wave of engineers
what is it about everyone on /b/ pretending they're a fucking "engineer?"

FUCK YOU
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>>736262261
i was born too early
would've loved working only 20hrs a week.
that is probably the only way it can go.
robots doing most of the job.
people getting used to working less and less hours because robots.
companies start increasing the wage but lowering hours.
start to become standard
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>>736262396
Neither is 'all intensive purposes' you fucking smacktard.
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>>736262475
>progress
putting people out of work isn't "progress" Trumpfag
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>>736255815
Autism has always been in fast food.
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>>736262167

I don't want anyone to save anything. This is not about what I want, but what I think will happen.

But now I realise why you have your pantys in such a twist: you think there is a conspiracy going on to enrigh 'mega-billion dollar corporations'. If I would share that delusion, I would be upset to. But here's a though: maybe the situation is more complex. Maybe automation, large corporations making money and people not being able to live of minimum wage are all phenomena with some relation.
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>>736262580
Bruh you cant even real talk just shut it dawg
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>>736262677
There is nothing "complex" about this. You want billion dollar corporations to call the shots in this society and you'll actually argue their points for them.
God knows how much legwork they're saving with useful idiots like you.
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>>736262647
Yes, let's totally inhibit technical progress in favor of doing shit the hard way so you can make money.

While we're at it, let's churn some fucking butter!

Are you being retarded on purpose?
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>>736262385

No I do not.

Here, watch this thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSKi8HfcxEk

I think that as machines continue to get better and smarter it is inevitable that they will replace humans at all sorts of things. That was always the goal. We want to make life easier. What we need to do is recognize that this is GOING TO HAPPEN and change our society accordingly.

I want machines to displace so many workers that the government is forced to recognize that it is just no longer feasible for everyone to be expected to find gainful employment. I want a guaranteed minimum income, or a 20 hour work week. There is no reason for people to be homeless and starving when it's possible to build machines that can crank out homes and food totally unattended.

The transition to a post scarcity society is going to be uncomfortable but you can't just stop it from happening. That has never worked.
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>>736262701
Go home nigger
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>>736262522
Fuck off, information science
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>>736262832
If machines are coming, then whoever uses them is going to get the fuck taxed out of them to offset lost jobs.
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>>736262463

...because you're still not paying them and 10 x 0 is still 0?
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>>736262647
So if it were up to you most of us would still be working the fields for our feudal lords, huh? Such an obvious troll
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>>736262887
FUCK YOU
NOT EVERYONE CAN OR WANTS TO BE A FUCKING GODDAMMED ENGINEER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>736262511
Lisen up cracka nxt tyme yr in my macdonnel im gonna rip yo hed off 4 saying dat bruh
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>>736255815
i like it because right now i avoid getting fast food becuase im afraid of the employees spitting in it or fucking with it some way.
as soon as the food is made by robots I'll be able to eat in peace....but then there are those factory workers that make the ingredients.....*shiver*
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>>736262926
Fast food corporations profit in the billions. They don't need to do this.

You support greed. Just say it.
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>>736262997
Go home nigger
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>>736262522
Um, because I literally am. I'm literally on AWS in my next window, watching you embarrass yourself like a triggered, slobbering, spittle-spewing land-whale.

The future will come. Are you going to cry about it?
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>>736262946
Fuck you NOBODY SAID SHIT ABOUT WORKING IN THE FIELDS
JESUS YOU FAGGOTS ARE STUPID AND USEFUL
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>>736255815
Feels good.

>t. Software engineer
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>>736262796

>You want billion dollar corporations to call the shots in this society and you'll actually argue their points for them.
Again with the assumptions and the conspiracy theory. If you are not planning on arguing your position in any way I'm not interested.
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>>736263048
It's actually embarrassing watching a useful idiot like you brown-nose your way to the top and spit on everyone else.

I hope you go bankrupt.
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>>736262868
Look at ths dood maine id beat yo head boi
Real talk nigguh
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>>736262854
Fucking this.
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>>736263153
Go home nigger
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>>736263089
That is my position. You want jobs to disappear so that rich people can get richer.

Why do you support this?
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>>736263023

I want a 20 hour work week and a national guaranteed minimum income, how the fuck is that supporting greed?
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>>736262854

I agree with anon.
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>>736260837
Correction: Minorities need to stop giving birth. They are dispossessing white people in first world countries for ample job opportunities that belong to the citizens of their own country.
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>>736262854
>a post scarcity society
you stupid fucking useful idiot

how is millions of people being out of work and not being able to put food on their tables a "post scarcity society?

You stupid fucking millennials.
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>>736263060
Right, so working 18h shifts at the factories would be your sweetspot then?
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>>736263248
You seem to be lost.

>>>/pol/ is that way.
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>>736262261
Exactly. The problem might be hard. It might be "complex". But it's sure as shit going to happen eventually. Same thing with self driving cars. It's not a simple problem. But humans aren't exactly god-tier at driving, either.

It's no different than accountants lobbying against Microsoft Excel. It's going to happen, and it's going to change the labor market, and the labor market needs to adapt. Let's train folks to do something genuinely useful, instead of keeping them in shit-tier jobs when their competitors use AASIMO instead.
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>>736263206
Because machines will take people's jobs. You won't have a 20 hour work week you dense faggot, you'll be scrounging for whatever job is available.
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>>736262997
I dont go to mcdonalds like a lowly nigger.
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i worked at a USPS facility in 2004.
in that one small warehouse there were at least 30 workers working 1st shift and another 30 or so working 2nd shift and another 30 working night shift.
total 90 workers.
then automation came in.
they let most of those workers go.
go look at the employment stats of the USPS.
that is the problem with automation.
if there are a hundred people in the world.
all 100 are working in different fields.
then a robot appears.
that robot replaces 10 people or a whole field.
one person needs to be hired to watch over that one robot.
the other 9 people will need to find another field.
those fields will have more people now competing with each other.
more competition means less wage increases.
and as more robots replace more and more people....
those people will be competing in a smaller and smaller field.
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>>736263283
You're stupid if you think hungry people will stay hungry for long.
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>>736263042
I amm at home boi smoking dat purrpel cali kush niggah gettin mah big dog suckd
homeboi
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>>736263300
JESUS CHRIST NOBODYS TALKING ABOUT THAT EITHER

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

NOW
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>>736263438
You're so out of touch with real people, it's embarrassing.

Shut the fuck up.
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>>736263187

Okay, let's discuss your point first:

No, I don't.
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>>736263283
You don't seem have much knowledge about history or economics, "fucking boomers"
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>>736263493
Keep thinking that.
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Hey you guys remember when McDonald's sold fajitas?
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>>736259225
Eat shit, jealous-of-Jews sadsack low-IQ partially employed and undegreed goyshit loser.

INB4
>Jooooos are why I'm not a winner derp de derp
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>>736262701
>bruh
>dawg
niggers were a mistake
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>>736263393
Yeh cuz u a bitch ass nigga scared of us thugg niggahz bang bang yeeyee
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>>736263141
Sounds like crying to me...
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>>736263650
Go home nigger
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>>736262580
>Intensive - very thorough or vigorous

For all intensive (very thorough or vigorous) purposes.
That is a proper term. You really want to get into vocabulary with me? I'm an English major at a private university. Bring your shit on, faggot.
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>>736263283
>useful idiot
>useful
> not useless

Sup, sperg?
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>>736263447
Well then, explain how the industrial revolution would be different from the robotic revolution from the point of view of jobs being taken over by machines
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>>736263598
>I get all the sheckles and basically, YOU are stupid
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>>736262902
Yes, that's the idea, and then those taxes support basic standards of living, and we can spend our time on things that are purposeful, whether they're profitable or not.

Again: post-scarcity. We'll have everything we need, from a survival standpoint.
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>>736263283

You're not actually reading my posts are you? You're just detecting that I'm posting an opposing viewpoint to yours and then assuming you know what I said.

I don't just want to let the corporations automate everything and then run away with the money. That's what the republicans want to do.

What I want to do is let the corporations automate everything, tax the fuck out of them, and institute a national minimum guaranteed income. The corporations will still be ahead of where they were, and with a guaranteed minimum income people will actually be able to buy their shit. Then people who want more will be free to go out and work, and the people who just want to eat junk and play video games can do that and get the fuck out of the work force.
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>>736263598
Well if I dont win the lottery its the jews fault.
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>>736263602
>>736263687
MAAIIINE look at deez rassiss ass hownkey boiz runnin der moufz you be scarred n da streetz nigguh I gotcho wyt bitch own my BBC rite know nigguh! LOL
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>>736263752
It's a popular eggcorn. Google it, schoolboy.

Your English degree is useless btw. Have fun paying another idiot with an English degree to make you fellate Shakespeare though.
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>>736263917

He isn't reading anythink and I'm pretty sure he is just trolling us with some lazy false flag operation.
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>>736263857
More than the basics hopefully. I'm with you but I don't think we'll see it in our lifetimes as much as it saddens me. Most of the politics and voters refuse to look into this topic and think the "old way" is the only way. Dark times are ahead if this mentality doesn't change
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>>736263798
Stormfag gayout party! See the jealous-of-Jews cumgobblers make HILARIOUS memes which no one cares about, then suck each others balls dry!

JUST LIKE HITLER USED TO DO before he failed at everything and killed himself.
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>>736263917
You guys are agreeing with each other, stop being dumb
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>>736264140
Thanks Anon. I think the 2-4 of us representing this viewpoint... actually won a debate...? ...on 4chan...???

HOLY SHIT! THE END **IS** COMING!!!!
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>>736264219
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>>736255815
Good, I don't eat fast food but if I did I'd prefer it be made by a machine rather than some disgusting crack head.
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>>736263752
The idiom is "Intents and purposes".

How the hell can a purpose be thorough or vigorous?

Looks like you need more schooling.
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>>736259122
thanks for the kek
not being sarcastic, fully agree
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>>736264491
Welp, as I said, can't go against progress
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>>736264600
Looks like someone needs a good dosis of descriptivism
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>>736264527
Weak comeback, unoriginal copypasta faggot.
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>>736264527
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>>736264722
Just because someone actually uses a dildo as a back massager, I still won't accept it as correct nor kowtow to those who do.

You'll just remain a fucking idiot in my eyes.

Philosophy has no place in linguistics.
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>>736260526
A Gay Fish. Large crying walrus as my avatar. Id like prey, thanks
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>>736264937
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
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>>736265019
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
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>>736264102

The one I always liked was "waste not want not". You can replace either "not" with "naught" and it still means basically the same thing.

Waste not want not = do not waste, do not want
Waste naught want naught = waste nothing, want nothing
Waste not want naught = do not waste, want nothing
Waste naught want not = waste nothing, do not want

It's got a beautiful symmetry to it.
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THAT YELLOW TELE TUBBA NIGGA GOTS A LIGHTNING BOLT ON HE HEAD, AND SO DOES THAT WHITE ASS KRAKA HAIRY POTTA. ILLUMINARTY CONFURMED
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>>736265045
What are you on about philosophy? Surely you must have never read a book about linguistics or you'd know what descriptivism or prescriptivism are
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>>736265045
Well, there's the Hitachi Wand, which is the opposite but still makes your point invalid
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>>736265344
It's philosophical horseshit.

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and says it's a swede? It's fucking wrong.
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>>736265045
Wtf??? All of 20th century philosophy was philosophy of language. Frege, Russell, Wittgenstein, Quine, Davidson, etc.
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>>736265568
You're gay, and by gay I mean of course a happy fellow, since in your world languages are static.
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>>736265636
All horseshit.
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>>736264937
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I reached top of my clan in the hiscores, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on Corp, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed wilderness kills. I am fully trained in all 23 skills and I’m the top PKer in the entire Ownage armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another NMZ prod. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never seen before in Gilenor, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in W29 GE? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scouts across the servers and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your main. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be in any world, anytime, and I can PK you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with a bronze dagger. Not only am I extensively trained in pvp combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the God Wars Dungeon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the wilderness, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy skull your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking enter button. But you couldn’t you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit vengeance all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bwana.
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>>736265734
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little funDIE? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Freedom From Religion Foundation, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Vatican, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in Black Science Guy warfare and I’m the top fedora tipper in the entire Secular Students Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another funDIE. I will logic you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this created through random natural processes Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over le Reddit? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gentlesirs across the USA and your Bible Study group is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, funDIE. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your faith. You’re fucking stupid, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can convert you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare knowledge. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed debating, but I have access to the entire library of the American Humanist Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable beliefs off the face of the universe, you little funDIE. If only you could have known what rational retribution your little “pious” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Dawkins damn idiot. I will shit rationality all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, m'lady.
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>>736258306
I suspect we will eventually end up in a true welfare society where you only work if you strive towards a life that isn't pathetic.. if you've ever read the forever war then earth in the middle part of that is a good example...

People don't realize that fast food places survive because they are run by sad sacs who hit middle age and can't go anywhere else... same with the box stores
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>>736264102
It's not useless if no one goes for it. Most people in my degree listen to faggots like you and drop out.
I'm not gonna do that.
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>>736261907
Legitimately thinks a fast food register GUI is even remotely complicated.
Yup. There's a reason you make minimum wage. It's simple, they put pictures, the pictures are buttons. The options are check boxes. Even better - you can use an app to create favorite sandwiches and just scan QR codes using the machine to automatically input them. Even less waiting, even less complicated.
If you think register applications are anywhere near complicated I feel sorry for you. You'll never even be able to make a decent wage managing simple spreadsheets let alone do anything worthy of a living wage.
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>>736265753
Sure thing, summerfag. If Mrs.Elkhorn didn't teach it in 8th grade, why, then, it's just plain horseshit. What does every university academic philosophy department and every history of philosophy text and the entire peer reviewed journal system have over Mrs. Elkhorn?

Not a goddamned thing, that's what!
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>>736262326
>>736261674

It's comical being lectured by retards who have such an elementary knowledge of economics.

If you have a massive amount of people who were living paycheck to paycheck suddenly making double, what are they doing with that extra money? They are spending it, putting it back into the economy. Things that may not have been purchased (Everything from cars, electronics, dining out, etc.) become significantly more commonplace as people have more disposable income; any loss of revenue in labor costs is easily negated by the increased business.

Higher wages = happier employees. Happier employees = better service. Better service = loyal customers. Loyal customers = repeat business and sustainability.
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>>736266113
Bro, the horse is dead, stop beating it, he has already accepted defeat
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>>736264102
A purpose can be thorough dipshit. Someone aiming to explore every aspect of a purpose. Watch your tongue.
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>>736262248
Not quite fuckwit. If your job is menial enough that it can be replaced by a machine, it's insulting to have you work it. What a waste of life to do something a robot could do equally well or better. You could be doing bigger, better things why waste the precious commodity that is human life on something so useless?
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>>736266271
>only reply to a post
QUIT BEATING THE DEAD HORSE
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>>736259934
>Talking about fast food
>Fucking QUALITY

Are you fucking kidding me you expect the quality of food from a foot will be worse than some 23 year old burn out who doesn't give a fuck and is lurking /b/ on his phone?

I'm sure we can synthesize spit if that's the x-rated of quality you are so desperately gonna miss.

You are a complete tard aren't you?
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>>736266199
>>736266287

You'll have plenty of time to be all introspective when a machine takes your day jobs.

Philosophy is useless drivel. Go do something.
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>>736266505
>Philosophy is useless drivel
Said the linguist-would-be
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>>736259391
3 techs who think they know how to fix things and 1 who actually knows and ends up cleaning up all the interesting non standard repairs the others can't figure out...
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>>736266716
Go get a job as a linguist and get back to me.
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>>736266801
I've been working as one for the past 5 years and I, unlike you, know my Shit
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Having read through this bread, I can safely say "lol" at you housebitches living under The Man's boot and worrying about robots takin yer jahbs. Embrace homelessness. You can get free wifi and free clean food anywhere with balls or brains. Don't take shit to pop up a little tent and chill when it's time for bed and then go spend the days fucking around doing what you want.
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>>736261031
McDonald's burgers are already machine cooked, the only thing a human does with them is lift them off the grill with a spatula and a "hustler" .. even this must be done within a set amount of time from the clamshell for the grill going up so that the burger isn't over cooked. Because they make the patties all the same they can keep the same cooking time for all of them... oh, the burger remover does salt the burgers, but not to taste. They give each patty 1 shake from the McDonald's engineered shaker filled with premixed salt pepper blend so that each burger gets the same amount of seasoning. You could easily do this with a robot
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>>736261407
They don't flip the burgers, the grills have an upper clamshell with a heater in it that closes on the burgers to a set depth and cooks them from both sides... faster and more consistent.
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>>736255815
I feel like 20 years ago this would have been a problem. Kids needing jobs and people need xtra cash. But with today's society and how rude and demanding( also demeaning) your average customer is its really not an issue. The only time in my life when I was actually depressed was working food service. The money doesn't cover the stress or shitty environment especially when your bosses get rewards for cutting corners and putting it on you. I got money years later from three separate service jobs I worked that had class action suits against them for making people work off clock. So in this case let the robots have it.
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>>736262522
I'm an engineer... but I drive trains all day so fuck you too. choo choo motherfucker
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