You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.

>>736253763
I care more about the internet and escaping reality rather than living in it.

My wife wouldn't like it.

They are involved in a massive global conspiracy to devalue my fame and prestige.

>>736253763

loser

I just haven't tried to get a girlfriend in a while. which caused me to not feel like I want a relationship. Which makes me beta as fuck when it comes to talking to girls sometimes. Which makes me not have a chance with girls. rinse and repeat

I'm engaged

>>736253763
They're irritating and I don't want one.

Because I'm an antisocial loser

I work too much and don't want to spend money I don't want to spend.

I have 2.

I live with my mum and I have no job. Girls don't generally dig that sort of thing.

>>736253763

> don't chase girls anymore
> not crazy attractive to get girls simply on looks
> cycle
> I don't even care

>>736253763
I did until my pregnant wife found out.

Just fucking look at me.

I'm gay.

>>736253763
We "she" broke up. 3.5 years down the drain, still recovering. Fucking sucks.

Not into relations.

No girl can forcesptrang my hearth.
I'm strange... and I dont care aboout die alone or virgin.


Im virgin and I really like it.

Yeas 27 yo reporting in

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she just broke up wit my ass

>>736253763
Not worth my time.
I prefer jerking off, that too within 2 mins.
Gives me more time for productive things

>>736253763
>girlfriend
Because she's technically a 'mistress'.

I have a wife, and several girlfriends, and a boyfriend, and they all know about each other

*shrugs*

>>736254141
sorry to hear bro, sending good vibes your way. it just takes time

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>>736253763

SOCIALLY RETARDED AND HIGH STANDARDS

I ALSO WANT AN ASIAN GF NOT A BORING WHITE CUNT. UNFORTUNATELY I LIVE IN A RURAL AREA WITH ONLY WHITE CUNTS WHO AREN'T WORTH FUCKING

Celibate by choice.

>>736253763
not worth it. they're expensive and needy and take way too much time and effort for very little reward

>>736253763
Im going to die alone.

>>736253763
Too busy getting rich

>>736253763
I'm 18 and still live at home so I don't want my gf to have to meet the fan or come over cuz my family is messed.


Maybe I'm just shy too.

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She broke up with me 2 months ago, after a 3 year relationship and a week after we talked about kids and marriage

>>736254183
You're beta as fuck if you think that. I slam my bitch everyday and i control her

>>736254183

Pretty much this.

My fiance wouldn't approve

>>736253763
just broke w 4 yr gf

>>736253763
I'm fat and have low self-esteem

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>>736253763

>>736254424
Like she ain't getting side dick you simp

I'm not an outgoing person. I dated an outgoing person. Didn't go well. Not sure how to meet people who aren't outgoing because they don't go out.

>>736254410
>not knowing what a 'mistress' is...

>>736253763
Fat with a small dick

Too busy getting repeating digits

>>736254156
That's just sad

Because I'm too busy getting drunk and starting fights, I'm 15 btw

>>736253763
Wife won't let me

Pedo

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>>736254404
Maybe you failed her test bro

I was in a five year that broke up overnight out of nowhere, unfortunately we didn't have any such talks.

Also,

>implying I don't have a new gf

>>736254592
How is it living in Ireland?

>>736254592
arguing with people in youtube comments doesnt count as starting fights

>>736254576
Nah. If he's being honest, he has what he wants and he'll die happy. That's admirable.

>>736254592
o shit mods

>>736253763
Because I don't feel like putting in the effort to have a relationship.
Craigslist and Tinder are sufficient for finding pussy when I need some.

She's bipolar so she only wants to be with me half the time, the other half the time I'm fucking casual fwbs

>>736254682
If her test was me getting on my knee right there and then and proposing, then yah, I definitely failed.

We could have talked about it, worked it out, but walking out after 3 years is just fucking bullshit. I'm still bitter about it.

> implying I dont have a fuck buddy, girlfriends are overrated at this point.

Bitches be crazy, 2 ex wives is enough for me...

>>736253763
women never liked me.
I looked for thirteen years for someone.
I still have a dream about having a family of my own
My biggest fear is to die without accomplishing that dream.
I can't do it if women always respond negatively.

Because I'm a racist, sexist, misogynistic pig who wishes Hitler cake back to life and became Donald Trumps vice president

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>>736254843
Shit my green text was in response to OP my bad

brofist

>>736253763
Because I don't want one.
I don't need to have another person in my life to make me feel of value.
Men don't need women.
Women need men.
Stop putting the pussy on a fucking pedestal.

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>>736253763
I have a boyfriend.

I'm 40 years old fat and alone. I thought it would get better it doesn't

>>736254883
read the book How To Be a 3 percent man, it will change your perception about woman and how to approach them

>>736253763
Standards too high. Got extremely lucky before, can't settle now on some uggo.

>>736253763
I'm gay.

Im a female

i don't have a way to get out. Mariana cockblocked me, and the girl's mom told me to stay away from her.

>>736253763
I'm an asshole

>>736254746
Or a 40 yo dude who's trying to fit in with the "young folk"

>>736253763
Because I have a small penis and no self-confidence. Working up the courage to kill myself, tbh.

I have an annoying voice and ugly face, im an obnoxious person and anti social. Also im paranoid as fuck so im probably exaggerating this. Im the type of person who gets called by a friend asking to hang out and then gets paranoid that i imagined the conversation, i hang out with someone and think theyre talking behind my back etc. Idk why. Girl is talkingto me? Cant stop myself from thinking shes fucking with me. Girl seems genuinely into me? Paranoid its all in my head and that ill look like a retard if i make a move. Wish i could change, i think it started with me being rejected by others as a kid and never having anyone to talk to

Never been the kind of person to initiate conversation with others, so I'm just ignored by people.

i have one and have no idea why I'm replying

>>736253763
im a pussy

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have come to realize that i cant stand pretending to be interested in what they have to say or their interests, and the ones that i can actually relate to are all so disinterested in me that it hurts
also have accepted that there is no dating if you're overweight, straight up
therefore i do not leave my apt and cant find an actual solid, logical reason to other than work/groceries
tl;dr beta af

a vampire put a curse on me to where i couldn't get a girl to like me because angels improve as a person through sex

>>736255338
very close to the truth. replace vampire with cabalistic jew witch

>>736255315
>i dont care about them
>wahhh they don't care about me

>>736253763
I don't care

I do not care enough to have a significant other.

Too ugly and too short. And I have a small penis.

I would just drag another person down.

I'm scared of relationships

>>736255315
>the ones that i can actually relate to are all so disinterested in me that it hurts
Can relate. I see bitches i want to fuck all the time but theyre not worth pretending i like them. Then every now and then i find a bitch i actually like and she flat out doesnt like me one bit. Shit sucks.

>>736253763
'Cause I'm a fat loser with depression

I'm socially retarded and constantly self conscious from years of being on this shit hole board

Im even a trap and i have a girlfriend

I do but I've never seem her before

I'm an awkward piece of shit

>>736254849
This

>>736253763
Honestly. I'm decent looking and not awkward it's just that I'm poor and always has been me and my mom live in a small ass room. And I don't wanna bring a girl back to this shithole

>>736253982
A- Are you me?

>>736253763
MGTOW

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Didn't believe in the exact same things as her and did't share her views specifically. Broke up been enjoying sex again ever since.

>>736253763
Because I haven't asked them to be my girlfriend yet.

>>736253763
I do though... And she even cuddles my Dick just like that

>>736255229

> implying that size matters at all

stop watching so much cuck porn and get off /b/, girls don't give a shit as long as you're in the average range, and if they do care then they're not worth it

>>736253763
That's a cute peepee little anon

I don't like em

>>736255232

That happened to me all the time when I smoked too much weed, lay off the weed anon

>>736254257
>I have a wife
Haha fag, I bet you kiss her too

I do

>>736253763
im a retard

I have no idea how to talk to a woman that I may seem
Interested in. Plus I absolutely suck at starting conversations so yeah.

My mom abused me as a child and now I have severe trust issues, especially when it comes to women.

>>736254141
Exact same boat as you. It's been 8 months - it gets better.

>>736253763
Because I'll never find one who would do *that* to my dick

Trying to save money for a while rather than wasting it on chicks. It's impressive how well they siphon money.

lmao u are such sad fucks i met my Girl-Friend on reddit been with her for 4 weeks

>>736253763
i am really bad at flirting.

Fapping is cheaper

>>736256838
Forgot to add this; I'm also a decently attractive person, and my lack of trust and hope for humanity taught me to be manipulative, so I still have plenty of sex. My therapist says if I'd settle down and find love for one person I'd stop wanting to kill myself, but to be completely honest I still don't trust any one person enough to let them into my life that closely.
>Thanks for letting me put that into words, /b/

Because after a year and some change she decided I wasn't worth her time anymore. I wasn't interesting, I wasn't cool. Neither was she but that never mattered to me. I loved her with all my heart. I still do. I probably always will. But she found another man and strung me along all the while taking advantage of the fact that I refused to let my whole world leave me in the dust until it was so obvious she was cheating on me that I couldn't hide the facts anymore. They were staring me in the face and I made the choice for the first time in my life to not roll over and be taken advantage of. I stood up for myself for the first time in my life and now look at me. She's happy and I'm miserable. That's why I don't have a gf. Love sucks

>>736257402
lmao shut the fuck up noone cares you sad fuck

Why is everyone a fucking bitch here?

don't know any girls that i want to ask out and im going soon. fuck going back to exes too, that's just taking 2 steps back. i hate mine though. no relationship > one youre not happy in.

>>736257402
kek

>>736257445
>Lemow shut the fuck up newn cares you sad fuck

>>736257588
:'( my therapist mah therapist

>>736257622
o y does noone listen o me but mah therapist

>>736253763
im fat

>>736253763
girls are sluts. why would you want to humiliate yourself by committing to just one.

She likes me but I don't like her back

I'm a loser. Like a terrorist.

>>736257754
You're probably actually gay

Homeschool, strict parents, awkward

>>736257754
fag

>>736257754
Spot on

Because I am a useless fuck with no job I should most likely kill myself soon

>>736257445
:^((( brb kms

I'm married

>>736257933
No need to do that
>select all squares with vehicles

Because i'm antisocial af, i'm so bored, i cant give attention that women need and the less importan, im ugly with kinda depression and non selfsecurity
(Sorry for my bad englsh)

Because im too busy being OP

>no confidence
>too shy
>uglllyy

I've had several. The sex isn't worth the drama and the always being broke. I work a lot, at weird hours, and don't get out much anymore. Last girlfriend I had was a coworker. That shit is never a good idea. Now I'm in my not-giving-a-fuck phase, putting on weight and living like a slob and masturbating to loli porn all day when I'm not working. I can't let a girl interfere with that.

Also this: >>736255105
Whoever said that nobody fucks down is full of shit. I have had a run of remarkably beautiful women in my life, without even really trying. One's luck can only last so long though.

>>736257806
>>736257850
found the slutty females

lol so many fags in here that can't admit it to themselves kekekek

>>736253763
I have one, but still come here

Girls don't like to talk to me.

Dont trust other people, specially if they try to get close, Im always thinking that they want to use me
As a result I dont really speak to others unless absolutely necessary
Also too selfish

>>736253763
because that psycho bitch is also the ex wife of a loved friend in my social circle

>>736258219
girls dont wanna talk about Killzone

>>736253763

I'm married and have a gf too. What I don't have is a cute little trap to fuck in-between that shit.

>>736258407
Snapchat stops you from having a girlfriend?

Nowadays people's success is measured by their assets and bank account balance. I had a tough childhood, I've had hot girlfriends, fuckbuddies, I've had a good amount of fuck but I am poor, have no car, have no friends(that is a 2 blade razor) but I've been treated like shit by everyone for doing absolutely nothing wrong for so long I don't give a fuck about anybody anymore, I just want money, a car, a degree, ect. If I get those things everything else will be added extra.

Black guy who doesn't act thug or ghetto (it's been decades).

>>736253763
I don't have the time or money for the type of relationship I want to have with a young woman at this point in my life.

>>736258407

God I hate that shit, girls using those stupid masks....ugh. "honey your IQ is showing, simmer down"

>>736253763
Has sauce ever been found for this chick, there are only two pics of her

>>736258112
I'm the one you quoted and I fully agree.

It's so fucking exhausting dealing with all that bullshit, only to get laid.

so many fuckin excuses. All girls are the same right?

faggots, seriously, 3/4 of these posts are from closet fags

Because mob life. Money over bitches.

>>736253763
Married with daughters.
I don't need another fucking female in my life right now.

>>736253763
Short and socially awkward.

I'm fucking gay

>>736253763
I'm a jobless/educationless twenty-eight year-old beta manlet with no drive nor ambition to better myself in any way. Only reason I haven't offed myself is because I believe in Hell and the eternal damnation of my soul.

Hooray!...

>>736258480
Dude, at least you have a big dick, that is more important than being thug.

>>736258925
god not real. do it already.

I dumped her ass

>>736258878
so? why dont you have a girlfreind fagt

Too much trouble for too much money and not enough succ of dicc

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>>736253763

i have a small dick

Because i'm fucking her sister.

>>736254319
We are opposites, I'm Asian and I want a white girlfriend.

>>736253763
Nobody likes me and I don't like anyone.

Romantically that is, I'm a very social person

>>736259123
gimme the measurements bro

>>736259203
deff gay

im gay

>>736259239
I'm not the guy you replied to but I'm Asian and have a 4 inch penis.

>>736259272
you are so straight.

>>736259315
micro

>>736253763
Ugly, small dick, no confidence or self-worth, no useful skills, picky eater. Literally no chance of ever getting a girlfriend.

Problem is, I'm very tall, so everyone around me seems to think I could pull women easily just because of that even though there's nothing else desirable about me.

>>736259315
Girth is more important. I have a 6 inch pencil dick, barely two fingers thick.

>>736253763
>don't know if I'm gay or not
>never met a girl I wanted to date
>don't care about sex enough
>pretty happy on my own

That's why, if I find a girl who makes me happy and who I love to talk to then I will go for it. I know it's said a lot as a joke but looks seriously don't matter to me at all but for some reason that makes it harder.

Just broke up with mine

>>736259414
Sounds like you're lowering your own value in the eyes of girls by having no confidence.

>>736259455
chode?

>>736253763
I have 1 she is 21 and models for playboy and has huge titties Double Ds. She says That my cock is the biggest shes ever seen and Im her first.

>>736259628
que pasa?

>>736253763
I broke up with my 6 month GF because she just wasn't my type; not sure if I want to love again

>>736258925
even if it was real apathy is a sin retard

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do my dolls count

>>736259721
not if i dont choose that one

I work overnight stocking shelves at a store when it's closed, I don't trust anyone until I really know them (even then it's hard), I've been told that I'm pretty attractive, but I just don't trust people enough to talk to them. Plus I live in some backwater place in the middle of no wheres, drive an old beat-up station wagon, live in a double wide trailer, and it seems like all the women even remotely attractive are taken. It's like looking for a job, there aren't any.

>>736254043
This and the past 3 gfs ended up annoying me and the last one cheated. I'm kinda like a chad believe it or not, but having a gf right now is too much to handle. Sex is nice though, but I can get without dating

>>736259179
Do you at least score asian girls?

>>736253763
Right now I have 3 :/

>>736259000
I'm only slightly bigger that average but even if I had a really big dick, I'd never get to use it.

Nice trips...

>>736253763
not interested in any of the girls I know, and the few girls I do interact with are at work.
don't date coworkers. just don't.

>>736260110
and im only 12

>>736253763
cause I'm a fucking skeleton/manlet

im fat and shallow

>>736253763
Just lost mine after three years. Immature cunt. Still getting laid though, seems to be one of the few things I'm good at

I would just bore her and she'd end up leaving/cheating anyway. It's better this way.