Trips do my yearbook quote

>>736249106
"No one knew who I was, until I put on the mask"
- bill clinton 2001

I listen to Meatloaf a lot.

>>736249106
"he's gay -->"

I asked /b/ for my senior quote and this guy rolled trips

>>736249106
"reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep tonight"

>>736249639
Roll for this.

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>>736249106

>>736249106
Everyone should die except Bill, he's cool.

"Aids."

Infowars.com, the home of the #1 Internet News Show in the World.

Those who think they can and those who think they can't are both equally right.

Hi my name is op and im a big flaming pile of mustard

I was OP long time ago

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

I met the hacker called fourchan once. -OP

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Kek bless this quote

"Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." -Arthur C. Clarke

natural selection... fucker should be shot

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Op here, more funny shit, less inspirational stuff if possible

your lucky i didn't shoot this place up

Excuse me sir, hi. I'm a vulnerable little girl.
I'm 12 years old.
It would appear I've lost my mother in that barbie section of the toy aisle of the department store. Could you please help me? I would be so grateful if you did...
Oh, whats that? My mommy is in the men's restroom? Well, i'm stupid as hell so I guess i'll follow you. Oh, ok, now we're in the restroom. Themen'srestroom. Wha. wha-what WHAT? What the heck are you doing? You're unzipping your pants. Wow, is that aPENIS? I've heard alot about those. What's that, you want me to suck it? Ok.
OMNOMNOMNNOMONOMONOM...
I don't know how this'll help me find my mom, but WHUTEVS.
MONOMONPMOOMONOMNOMONONMNOMOMONOSLURPNomonomOONONOM.
Well. That was a tasty treat thatcan notbe beat. Anyways wheres my mom?
What's that? You have a gun and you're going to murder me?
Ok! See ya later

I came here to lick bums and eat boogers. I'm all out of boogers. Come here boy

"Excellent!" - Bill and Ted

"Islam is a religion of peace"

>>736250944
Kek

Happy 20th ANALversary my PokéTHOTS. On this day in 1996, we had to pick between BulbaSLUT , COCKmander , or SQUIRTle , then we all needed money for some GOLD and SILVER so we got our RUBY pussies popped till they were SAPPHIRE by our Sugar Daddy's dick that was hard as DIAMONDS ready to give us a PEARL necklace. Whether BLACK or WHITE, we all pray to our lord, Ar-CUMMIES for some rated fun (none of that rated shit) Send this to 20 of your kinkiest PokéTHOTS Get 0 back and Team COCKet will steal all of your PokéBALLS Get 5 back and you'll be CUMpion of the PokéTHOT League Get back and your ass will be RED and BLUEtonight Get 20 back and your Sugar Daddy will be helping you "Catch 'Em All" from when the SUN cums up to when the MOON goes down

you fool. you absolute baffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. i didnt want war. but i didnt start it.

"ooga booga, me make mess in pants"

"Anybody want a peanut?" - Andre the Giant

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

cock

"Everybody is not a victim" - Bill Cosby

>>736249106
Jewish Taco!!!

"Op is gay" -anon

It will take a crane to get it out

anal

>>736249106
Fap. Rap. Trap.

>>736249106

"Do be do be do."

-Frank Sinatra

If you're reading this, you're gay

You were all lucky that I'm waiting to shootup my college instead

>>736249106
Time to start meth

>>736251416
Roll

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>>736251562
OP here, I get that reference

we're out of toilet paper

>>736251484
rerolling

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holy fuck check my image

>>736249106
...got this paste

>>736249106

"My mother taught me to treat a lady respectfully."

-Chris Brown

>>736251589
rerolling to send the fbi to your school

>>736251562
Rolll

>>736251652
Fuck off pleb

#WhiteLivesMatter

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Death is whimsical today

Blame obama

>>736249106
"Pound Town" is overrated

>>736251766
Roll for dis

18 holes a day, and i still find time for golf

>>736249106
Found out my dad is a flamer

Slavery is not a valid excuse for modern stupidity and laziness. I'll gladly buy you a ticket home.

"fool me once shame on you,
but teach a man to fool me and i will be fooled for the rest of my life" - Friedrich Nietzsche

888 check em

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>>736251696
Op here, Good thing i dont live in the states

"Anybody want a peanut?" - Andre the Giant

"When the red river flows, take the dirt road home"

>>736249106
Magic: The Gathering got me laid

Sure hope that my teacher doesn't find out I like him

You can't spell slaughter without laughter

>>736251562
Thiss

I sucked a dick for my grades

Remove Kebab

>>736249106
"I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P"

I'm useless, but not for long, the future is coming on.

>>736251895
reroll

>>736251817
Roll

I am a woman in a mans body.

Niggers

>>736251766
Roll

>>736249106
I'm movin' to Deeeeeetroit city!

>>736251890
Reroll

Shut the fuck off, kid

No means yes, yes means anal

>>736252093
Roll

I am a proud supporter of LGBTBBQ rights, and I don't care who knows!

9Gag and ifunny are the best!

>>736252140
Reroll

I once fapped to the thought of watching both Trump and Pence DP Hillary Clinton while Bill plows Chelsea

I failed the toilet paper roll test

>>736249106
Why do they call Asians "pancake face"?

Traps aren't gay.

>>736252181
Reroll

I'm actually not gay you guys

I said a hip hop a hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop you don't stop the rocket to the bang bang boogie said up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogity beat

>>736251968
Roll

Hitler was right

Im secretly genderqueer. Please don't tell my parents...XD

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>>736249106
Hitler was wrong

Should've been Burnie...

The movie "Night At The Roxbury" portrays how I want to live my adult life

>>736252223
Reroll
so close to quads ;-;

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>>736252181
This

>>736251933
lmfao roll for this

"It's everyday bro!"

>>736252223
Welp, that's disappointing

Le epic yearbook quote xD trolololol *dabs while shoving pepperoni slices on my urethra* I'm so R4ND0M!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

If i had a dollar for every gender there was I'd have 2 dollars

>>736252235
Roll

*dabs*

"Skrillex <3"

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>>736252223
Op here, kinda glad but sad that wasnt quads

If you wanna be a villain number one

>>736252181
>>736252223
>>736252337
REROLL

If a had a nipple for every gender...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>736252475
Just give up already

.. / .... .- - . / -. .. --. --. . .-. ...

There is no life in the void. - Hillary Duff

Will sucky sucky for 5 dolla

I wear skinny jeans to accentuate my very very tiny package

>>736251562
Reroll

Proud supporter of Hillary Clinton

>>736249106
kek rofl may may ecks dee.. UH OH... ES POOPY!!! I POOPZ!!! subsricebe? for funby rage m3m3???! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cowboys butts drive me nuts

SwEeT dReAmS aRe MaDe Of ThEsE~~

>>736252533
ROLL LMAO

I eat poop and hit my mom

I identify as trans-nigger. Anyone who says otherwise is a bigot.

Naked from the waist down

>>736252181
>>736252223
>>736252337
>>736252475
REROLL
FUCK CAPTCHAS

Man am i glad I had 9gag to get me through school!

heil hitler

Praise be to Zyklon B

>>736252181
>>736252223
>>736252337
>>736252475
>>736252654
ROLLING

>>736252235
reroll

>>736252666
Lel

>>736252666
Winrar

>>736252666
winner

>>736252666
No

>>736252666
winrar m8

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>>736252666

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>>736252666
Nice

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>>736252666
WINRAR

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>>736252685
Op here, memes dead, let it die

>>736249106
"Traps are NOT gay"

The Office, season 7,episode 19, 14:45

>>736252666
Winrar

niggas gonna nigg

>>736249639
Dat

>>736252746
deliver faggot

>>736249106
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

>>736252578
Roll

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>>736252666
Op here, Tfw i was a 9fag back in 2013-2015
ill try and put it on tomorrow

>>736249106
"I rolled trips and got to choose what to put here. Checkem "

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I enjoy being cucked

QUADS REPLACE TRIPS
ROLL FOR QUADS FAGGOTS

>>736252746
yeah once >>736252666 won i quit, GG

>>736252666
Enjoy this (you). Nice job satan

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Op here
New rule, a quad will become the backup if the trip doesnt work.

"Sometimes I like pussy, sometimes I like dick.
Somedays I'm a boy and other days a chick.
Somedays I'm neither and somedays an Airbender.
Excuse me Sir, did you just assume my gender?"

>>736250944
Rolling for this one

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>>736253300
or
I'm a fag that needed to ask on a website for a quote

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>>736254440
Yeah ok buddy, we get it. youre a tough cunt

>>736249106
You are literally admitting to being a summerfag.

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>>736252666
ayy lmao

>>736249106
Hippity, hoppity; I'm a little faggitty

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>>736252666

>>736255551
Damn, almost quints

>>736252533
Kek reroll

>>736255799
What is kek about that ?

>>736252533
That's pretty legit.
Rollan

>>736255946
Translate it man