Sup /b/ what are you plebs drinking tonight?
>>736243981
That tastes like the New Jersey turnpike
>>736243981
exactly. Plebs drink. I dont drink
>>736244063
Fucking square
>>736244044
Nah fam it's pgud
cough syrup
>>736243981
Boßhkāleshkì
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=taK7KPsfl3Y
>>736243981
Green tea.
>>736243981
I've got some whisky in the freezer I really wanna get into but I work at 5:30am
going to drink it when I get home tomorrow at like 1pm
Corona with lime in it
>>736243981
Thats some shitty vodka OP.
Im drinking Canadian Club Classic 12 year old whiskey. Its pretty good
>>736244398
I mean I actually like it, I ain't gonna buy it again though because this bottle was fucking $96. After I'm done drinking it I'm just gonna fill it with the shit I usually drink like stoli or ketel one
>>736244107
thx
>>736244596
Yeah its actually not too bad, but way over priced. I bought a 750ml bottle about a year ago and payed somewhere around $40. Any other vodka would have been around $26 for the same size bottle.
>>736243981
7-up right now.
Though I am thinking of an beer.
Or a scotch.
Probably scotch.
>>736244936
Sorry, I meant it was close to $60 for a 750ml bottle, not $40
I am currently swallowing as much saliva as my glands can generate as I have no drink nearby.
>>736244936
Exactly. I mean it's a 1.75l bottle but $96 is fucking ridiculous.
Just beer. I reduced my drinking and quit drinking booze alone, because i get drunk too fast.
>>736244044
dont talk shit on jersey you fuckin faggot
>>736245217
It's the bottle you're paying for, dude. Not the contents.
>>736245217
yeah this shit is definitely overrated. I would rather drink me some Red Eye. Same shit, different bottle imo.
>>736245363
Lightweight ass
>>736245217
Yeah, even the canadian club classic im drinking is a little over priced. And thats only about $62 for a 1.75l bottle.
>>736245388
Jersey is a shithole fuck you
>>736244947
>drinking off an beer
seems right
The same thing Ive been drinking almost everyday since 94.
>>736245363
Good going. I should do the same I just enjoy Jameson too much. Plus, it's the only thing that makes the ghosts fade away.
why would u waste your money on that shit? it's like 3x more expensive and it's not even good vodka. The only cool thing about it is that it comes in a skull.
>>736245388
Have you been to Jersey, m8?
>>736245534
I wasn't even drinking nice tasting liquor anymore. Just the cheapest Vodka i could found.
>>736245528
u must be drinking slowly
>>736243981
milk
>>736245528
Not bad Anon, I prefer Ezra Brooks. Ever tried it?
>>736245635
>it comes in a skull
That's why kek, I'm going to keep the bottle and fill it with my usual stoli or ketel one
>>736245528
Jesus, and you're still kickin?...Wait, nevermind, I was thinking Old Grandad.
dinner and drank
>>736246029
What kind of cheese is that?
>>736246029
its supper, "tea" or u r poor as fuck, if that your biggest meal for the day
>>736246029
not him but one with the white rind is a soft ripened, most likely a double or triple cream brie, doesnt look particularly fancy either.
the yellower wedges look like a small gouda wheel that someone hand cut. young age, under 1 year for sure. grass fed probably (yellow color).
cant comment on the milk type from picture alone but id guess cow for both
>>736246212
smoked gouda and brie
>>736246376
nice job, anon. smoked gouda and brie. picked them up this a.m. at Aldi
>>736245764
Yeah its pretty good actually.
>>736245848
Im 41. I average a 750 a day. On heavier days I will go through a half gal in 2 days. Evan is pretty clean for the money. Old Grandad is gut rot.Not that this shit is healthy to be honest.
>>736245731
Yeah today I am because I only have half a liter to last the nite. Considering what day this is, its gonna be a long nite.
>>736243981
>>736246361
i don't know what you're whining about, but OK
>>736246655
>dinner
>>736246563
you forgot the mention the genoa salami (thats really more of a guess, not that great with salamis)
but yea i worked cheese retail for 6 years in highschool/undergrad, know so much about it randomly. that being said i fucking love cheese.
All of you anons have terrible taste. Bulleit is the only liquor you need.
Prove me wrong.
Pro-tip, you cant.
Also, fuck Crystalhead.
>>736246612
I know them /alcoholic/ feels fam.
This was just over a week.
>>736245388
I got off the plane in Newark, headed to farm country in the pretty part of New Jersey to do a job, and walked over to pick up my rental car. It was outside, in a parking structure, and the smell was horrific. To call it nauseating is an understatement. I asked the attendant "what's that smell" to which he replied, in a very thick TV style jersey accent "wut smell?!"
Alright then.
>>736246749
>green peppercorn salami
>>736246944
damnit! try this if ever you can, aged goat gouda, one of my favorite harder goats
>>736246739
i'm sorry for triggering you
>>736247177
That looks divine.
>>736246877
Checked and brofist. It's just basically maintenance at this point. I have no illusions of how this will end but life is brighter with bourbon.
>>736247177
there is a liquor store here in town...they have a deli. i'll definitely look for and try it out if i find it
>>736243981
my bruh made a piece outta one of those
>>736243981
not dan aykroyd piss
holy fuck check my image
Cold sparkling water with lemon and lime squeezed into it. Beautiful.
>>736248267
Queer
cardhu, 18 yr old
>>736243981
Vodka Explorer
>>736243981
nothing
>>736244367
same here...gonna save that bourbon till friday
>>736246847
>Bulleit
not a bad choice. try this if you can find it.
>>736246847
>>736249723
forgot pic.
>>736243981
stoli
>>736243981
Ur mums menstral blood, GET WRECKED FAGET!!!
mmmmmmmmm
>>736251802
it sure is hot in here
must be that time of year
>>736243981
I do object to you calling us ple/b/s sir. I fucking OBJECT!
>>736252193
looks nice i will buy that next time i am thirstu
>>736252089
Eat my dick, you secret club faggot
>>736243981
A couple of these before bed.
>>736252436
lurk moar, newfriend
>>736252451
pretentious pleb detected
everyone knows jameson is the way to go
>>736243981
it's early afternoon here, drinking cider as I type this
I know a lot of people think drinking cider is pussy but fuck it I like it
Pic slightly related I guess
>>736252289
It is good stuff m8. Word to the wise though, drink it str8.
After I have finished that bottle. I shall move on to my fave Voddy:
tap water with ice
>disdainforplebs.png
>>736252687
You are one to call someone 'pretentious', you self hating gayboi, trump supporter.
>>736252955
>gayboi
>trump supporter
pick one
cheap bait tho, 2/10, made me reply
>>736252687
Jamesons is Irish. Chivas is a Scotch blend.
But you already knew that.
Orange Dream Matchine. Pretty nice for a hot ass day
>>736253056
Pretty sure they go hand in hand, bromoigo!
>>736253174
Cute
>>736253150
read your post twice, failed to see the point
>captcha: escluso atencio
>>736243981
Not bullshit novelty vodka.
18 year rum infused with vanilla beans.
>>736253309
>Cute
For fuck's sake...
>>736244367
whiskey should not be in the freezer.
This lil beauty.
>>736253290
>>736253326
The point is they're different fucking drinks.
Why are you trying so hard?
>>736253557
Cool bottle Ahmed.
>>736253548
that's only for you neatfags from texas
i like my scotch on the rocks, and my ice dispenser is broken, so i'm doing the best i can
>>736253574
who said they aren't?
honestly, if you can't tell whiskey from the piss, you probably shouldn't be in this thread
>>736246877
>keeping empty liquor bottles
are you like 19 years old?
>>736253479
>triggered because some dude thought it was cute you posted a delicious smoothie on /b/
>>736253832
You're funny. Keep it up, winner.
$11 for a case, yum!
>>736253562
Well said bromigo
>>736254047
I would like to drink those.
>>736253562
You keeeeeeeeeeep responding tho, negro. *autistic screeching intensifies*
>>736244936
I was tempted to try that at the reduced price, for the kewl bottle obviously ... just as well I didn't. 30-40 for a decorative skull bottle? Nah.
>>736254126
Because you have autism. It's like watching a car accident bromigo, you can't help but reply.
I make a dank ass mojito
>>736254278
(((You))) replied first, brotato chip.....you could have ignored me but chose not to....
>>736254448
gay drink
I envy dat backyard however
>>736254543
Fuck you bromigo faggot
>>736254103
it's not the best beer in the world, but for 46 cents per can you can't beat it.
>>736254642
There we gooooo.....yasssssss! Brohomo
>>736254776
haha epic slay
>>736254126
>>736254278
>>736254543
>>736254642
>>736254776
>>736255102
samefag
made me chuckle tho
>>736255102
i came....thats allllll that matters.....full release
>>736255443
epic and powerful
>>736255368
at least 2 totally different anons, bromenheim museum
>>736255567
i also pooed myself a little too....it wasnt really epic, but i was moved to tears
>>736255575
>durrr how do i screencap to prove it?
>>736256130
i dunno, brofaggasaurs Rex.....the burden of proof is on (((you)))
Jim beam vanilla. This shit is great with coke or Pepsi
>>736255749
wow what is wrong with you.
A 7/10 Chilean syrah. Needs to lie longer, tannins are too sharp.
Vodka is for 15 year old girls and faggots that don't know how to drink.
>>736256486
>claims not to be the samefag when exposed
>asks another anon to prove it
wew
>>736256541
whats wrong with pooing your self when you nut, sen-pai? Brojudgey McJudgerson
>>736256814
deep inside you know this is disgusting and wrong.
>>736256801
still waiting.....
>>736256906
it just makes me cum harder.....is it wrong that i eat my poo too?
>>736256522
You should feel bad about not feeling bad about admitting this.
>>736256976
ok, hold on, brb
>>736257081
yea
>>736257159
I usually drink devils cut but this shit was on sale for $10 couldn't resist
>>736257208
dont forget the soup, asshole!
>>736254448
your pants are too fucking big
>>736257253
i disagree......
>>736244947
>an beer
He drink such an beer
>>736257380
Slim boot cut. Just this side of Bell bottoms. I got cramped up junk and easy fitting boots. Best pants ever
>>736257542
Underrated post
>>736243981
>drinking on a sunday
shiggity.
Go get ready for work. I like to take a nice steamy shower, exfoliate my pours, and generally clean my house. I like to fold my laundry precisily to fit in drawers. I like to cook a good meal for my girlfriend, followed by nice mutual massages and oral sex. We'll then take some time to sit out back on the deck and admire each other and the receding day sky as the night falls over us. Then we'll usually go into the living room and sit around naked on our leather furniture while watching the latest pirated movie.
>>736258321
say, any of yall fellas have a sense of relief and clarity after you nut? best 60 seconds EVER
>>736258581
Yea of course. sometimes I like to be lightly rubbed after, but mostly I just like to go have a cigarette alone out back. She's big into affection and likes to cuddle, so it could really go either way.
>>736259462
do you let her stick it in ur butt?
>>736253886
I keep my empty bottles because they're fun targets when I go shooting.
>>736256522
Is the apple flavored stuff any good?
>>736260192
if you're a sorority girl, or you want to get smashed on the beach, yeah
Just drinking Crown Royal Apple, tasty stuff with Coke Cherry.
>>736243981
I have that same guitar. Martin auditorium. One of the worst guitars I've ever owned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBtEFT_uWHA
>>736245388
>>736244044
>>736246925
>>736245711
>>736245481
I have relatives up in New Jersey, specifically Trenton. When I was up there visiting them, I wore my bulletproof vest everywhere I went.
>>736261648
>22 AUG 1991
older than most /b/tards
>>736258321
Ah, I can mix one of those for you. We call it the 'trying too hard'. Looks like you need a double.