post characters that are literally you..
>>736239812
What does that mean?
>>736240000
Intelligent, nihilistic, quads, and a wicked sense of humor.
>>736239439
>>736241519
i can't even tell if it's ironic or not anymore
>>736241630
Mine sure as fuck isn't. I'm a sociopathic cripple with substance abuse issues, only tolerated by my boss because I get shit done, even though without regards to protocol. I have one friend whom I always fight with... you get the picture, literally me.
>>736241630
I've found its best just to belive its always ironic anon. For your own sake at least.
>>736239439
>150 lb manlet
>posts on /b/
Seems legit.
>>736241273
so what every edgy kid on 4chan thinks they are?
>>736239439
You are a figment of your own imagination?
>>736241801
How are you this days, Mr. Culkin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
DICK MASTERSON IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!
J
>>736239439
>>736241916
Hook a brotha up, with your vicodin connection?
THIS PORN ACTOR
>>736242376
What good will it do for you? I have the lingering suspicion that we live a couple thousand miles apart. Besides, I don't take vicodin. I take bullshit tramadol, because for some reason that's the strongest medicine someone with a spine injury should get, and when it's not enough I smoke weed.
>littoral
Pat from green room
>>736239439
>american people using "literally"
pls stop
>>736239439
Literally me
>>736239439
that is not you, you fucking delusional overweight hipster
>>736239439
These are the cringest threads on this site
>>736244813
These are the cringesf comments on this site
>>736239439
>>736242011
you collect space junk?
>>736239439
I'm basically The Joker
>crazy
>doesn't give a fuck
>witty
>dangerous
>funny
>not to be messed with
>>736245153
and edgy too, ouch
be honest you stupid faggots
>>736245242
like we know ourselves enough to be honest to ourselves so that im gay
>>736245242
even more honest
>>736239439
Walter White before Walter White was cool, retired not dead.
best i could do
>>736245242
me.jpg
>>736239439
Me.
Pretty much me except poor and black
I am literally like Sasuke. I appear to be calm, collected and cool, but deep down I am emotional, however I keep it on the inside. I am very vengeful, if you do something to me prepare to get fucked. I am not one to be messed with. Lots of girls like me because I'm attractive and cool, also I get the best grades at school. All I have to do is read the book once and I've already memorised everything, I'm just that smart. I have a lot of problems and deep down I suffer, but as I said earlier I keep it all on the inside, I don't like showing my emotions. I have a girl who's obsessed with me just like Sakura is obsessed with Sasuke, she's annoying but oh well, I have to deal with the fangirls. My best friend is really jealous of me, his parents compare him to me all the time like "why can't you be more like anon?". My life seems perfect, but it's not.. I suffer so much deep down.. just like Sasuke.
>>736245547
Damn Hitler is hot as fuck without his moustache
>>736239439
Literally me...
Fuckin' me.
I'd say I'm pretty much Neo, without the weapons.
>I've been to Japan and learned of "Chi"
>I do parkour regularly with friends, we do own trenchcoats
>I wear sunglasses even when it's not bright out
>I kind of look like Keanu Reeves
>>736246534
oh come on thats to harsh
>>736245846
wtf
'Nuff said..
I'm pretty much Professor X
I can understand a persons drive and spirit after a few moments with them.
During my life, everytine, I have been right in my assesments of the people around me and have accurately predicted their actions.
I can make my friends with all and none, I could get any woman I want but Im a virgin.
My father taught me how to use weakness in others, and my mother showed me how to make others vulnerable to me.
for I am everyones friend and no ones, I know secrets of all friends around me but they know nothing of me.
>no I'm not jew
>>736239439
>literally
fuck off
>>736239439
fuck, /b/ is bad
I actually plan to dye and wear my hair the same way as Johnny Depp in the movie Sweeney Todd. This is pretty much how I act and dress all the time, so don't fuck with me honestly.
>>736246581
You probably look like shit smells.
>>736246980
So you wanna look like a broken Matt Hardy
Asshats
>>736239439
>>736241273
You had me at quads
>>736247095
No, more like Sophisticated and Dapper. That classic look.. do you even have friends?
>my mother was a prostitute
>my father is completely absent from my life
>I don't have a real job
>I drink a lot of wine
>I once made out with a dude named Judas
I'm basically Jesus of Nazareth
I'm basically Mohammad. I make up shit and wield a scimitar; I'll kill you if you say I'm lying.
>>736247152
With a streak of shit through your hair? You'd look like a fucking butler in Grey Gardens
first one that came to mind.
>>736239439
>>736239439
I am ashamed to admit...
>>736247295
So why no picture? Up until the 18th century, images of Mohammed were pretty common in the Muslim world
>>736247328
It's white.. how is white considered to be shit? ... *sigh*.. summer's here already huh?
- the qt sidekicks
>>736246980
This is cringey, even for 4chan in 2017
>>736247482
Sorry. Cum.
>>736245153
fucking edgelord
>>736246705
GET OVER HERE
>>736246980
I am basically pic related
we should hang out
tis me
>>736247545
You moron. If you could complete a proper sentence - let alone memerize the alphabet, I might consider battling it out with you here and now. You're in the wrong place kiddie, why don't you go back to wherever you came - and I don't mean your mother's cervix.
>>736244938
Marry me. Unless there is a feminine benis involved
>>736247602
>>736247650
let's pool our money together and hire a hooker
>>736247650
Liar.
>>736245846
good chuckle
>>736247555
believe me, i'm not to be messed with
>>736246534
im pretty sure fatnick is cooler than you
>>736247682
>memerize
>giving lessons in grammer
>I RELATE SO MUCH TO THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER
HAHAHAHAHA, SAD FUCKS!
>>736247774
sounds good. I got about tree fiddy, what do you got?
>>736239439
>>736247555
>>736247502
>>736245228
summerfags
>>736247884
I have a few hundred.. but.. that's not fair.. dibs on vagina.
>>736247682
>battle
>on teh interwebs
Alrighty then.
>>736244938
You fuck your students?
>>736247463
mother fucker's a super saiyan
>>736247704
That'll be 5,000 yen, please.
>>736239439
>literally you
>posts tyler durden
sure, we can both play that game.
>>736247954
you're hiring a cis prostitute?
gross
>>736247954
you can have vagina but I get the ass hole.
its ok if our balls touch a lil right?
>>736247863
Careful. He's gonna memerize you
>>736239439
>>736248088
OP here..
no, I meant I'm the little asian guy on the right
>>736248155
I have really tight balls, I doubt they'll touch.
>>736248223
Did you just assume it's race AND GENDER!?
Me.
I'm literally Big Boss, and you are too.
>No... he's the two of us together.
I am you, and you are me.
>>736245153
LOL youre a joker alright
>>736248314
no, I meant asian in the ethnically neutral sense
>>736248457
Oh. Ok then. Carry on
like in almost every possible aspect, I am Dan.
>>736239439
Lol OP
>>736245153
And retarded.
>>736239439
Nasty lil skinhead reporting
I am basically the kid from this meme
>>736247463
they even acknowledged islam comes from hell
>>736248839
>2017
>believing in hell
top kek
99% of all /b/tards
>>736248223
are you sure you don't mean this asian guy?
>>736247463
>Mohammed is a mongol
kek
>>736246980
>so don't fuck me honestly.
fixed that for you
>>736239439
>>736246776
>>736249066
>>736248412
>Whatever you say boss.
We are all Diamonds now
It's all a joke.
>>736249662
>>736239439
geometric "john" unity
>>736239439
L A I N
>>736239439
>hurr durr i hate people, im autistic and violent im Tyler Durrrrden
this is like literally me
>>736239439
If I were to post a picture of literally me, I'd have to post a picture of me, you fucking degenerate.
>>736239439
so completely imaginary?
>>736242328
I fucking love Dick Masterson
>>736239439
You're a loser faggot that imagines himself as a buff psycho?
>faggot
>>736239439
I want to qualify this by stating that the character is literally me up until he gets nearly killed and starts trying to be a hero
>>736246794
I love that movie
>>736239439
>>736248075
>>736244938
sauce?
holy fuck check my image
>>736246789
isn't this that pedo? lol
>>736243048
Tramadol substance abuse. Lol
>>736252691
weed you fucking idiot, it's illegal here
>>736239439
none of you retarded niggers know what the word 'literally' means. fucking degenerate cunts.
Guts
i am literally shikamaru.
not smart though. just lazy.
Chad Shank and I are the same person
>>736239439
>>736251047
>>736253775
We should get together.
>>736239439
>>736249662
same tho
>>736239439
This is pretty accurate for me
>>736254816
I mean this is pretty much everyone on this site
>>736252054
Kawakami from Persona 5
>>736254233
Let's take him too >>736248766