I live in the Southeast US, this was in my mailbox, what do?

>>736227744
Join and doc it for us to see

>>736227744
1. I doubt that very much.
2. Free rice!

whats the rice for

Why is there rice in it? Apart from thats its pretty much what i expect from america. Carry on.

>>736227744

What are 'MUSLEMS'? Is that like muesli?

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Call them... tell them how horny you are

Sue them for your carbohydrate allergy

>>736227744
Anthrax

I checked out their website.
It looks like they have a hotline: 601 258 three113

Make flyers that have all that information on it. Except make them look like they are looking for a lost dog that ran away because they where having sex with it.

>>736228387
Genius

>>736227744
is that rice? thats weird...

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>>736227744

I think the rice was to weigh down the package??

Free rice!

>>736227744
Call and ask if this is the Krusty Krab

>>736229902
couldnt they have used something AMERICAN

didn't see the KKK thing at the bottom at first. But i think you're supposed to throw the rice at the blacks.

>>736227744

lol, those idiots, it's "muslems what murder people"

>>736227744
are you gearing up for a rice war?

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>>736227744
Nice triple duble. But, yeah... No, you don't live in the southeast United States. Because there isn't. There's north east, south, Midwest, Southwest and west l. Nice try, eurofag

>>736230139
Well, it is a pretty murderous religion. I certainly don't worry about suicide bomber Buddhists, Catholics, Protestants, or Jews.

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>>736230193

>>736230083
Right? McNuggets would be better.

>>736230096
I'm betting the rice is there to weigh down the package to keep it from blowing away. In the us, We use rocks. Since they are plentiful. In the UK, they use rice. Which inclines me to think.... Not american

>>736230385
the uk has letterboxes

>>736230083
Nice

>>736230354

are you retarded?

>>736228457
someone phone their number and ask them why the fuck they got a bag of rice in his mailbox

>>736227744
Which states constitute the southeast?
Florida ?

>>736227744
Free rice.
What free stuff do Muslims and liberals give you?
Fascism and suicide bombings! woo!

>>736230434
Are you?

>>736230522
P'sure he's European. Not American.
There is no southeast.

>>736230283
Interesting Theory. Where do you think Georgia is?

>>736227932
>>736227947
I'd assume if there's no mailbox they'd leave it by the front door and it's in there as a weight so it doesn't blow away in the wind.

>>736230637
Lmao

>>736230585
>>736230434
Wait... Are you both retarded?

>>736230637

No one calls it the south east. Especially not people from the south.

>>736230637
Central south and/or dirty south.
Stop trying to act like you know the culture when you can't stop gargling on avacado-slathered Muslim cocks, caliboi.

>>736227744
The mailbox is only for official use of the United States Postal Service. Contact your local postal inspector, and register a complaint. It is quite possible that the offender will be charged the amount to mail all of those packages that they hand delivered.

>>736228447
Antrice

>>736230704
You have no idea what you are talking about

>>736227744


A PLOT BY CHINKS TO GET YOU HOOKED ON RICE

>>736227932
Gay weddings.

>>736227744
>MUSLEMS

>>736230764
This is the cuck-iest post I've seen on /b/ since sigorney killed dubs/trips/quads.

>>736230792
Projecting.
Time to go back to your gender studies class, trigger.

>>736227744
move

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Floridafag here. Nobody calls anything below the Mason-Dixon the southeast. Just south. Kys OP.

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>>736227744
Dude...join the KKK...get back to us on your results

>>736230764
This this this a thousand times this.

Pro tip: you won't because OP is a faggot.

>>736230764
Unfortunately that wont work unless they put something in the mailbox. They're using the same advertising technique for landscapers in California.

Also, rice is an Asian thing. Maybe they're Chinese?

>>736230704
Florida fag here. We say southeast

>>736230954
This
>It: west coast fags trying to pretend they're from the south

>>736230792

Look at this Yankee bitch. Except you're not even a yank, you're not from here period.

>>736231007
You're basically cuban unless you live off the glades.
And even if you do you're prolly Cuban. BTFO

>>736227744
Only america can be this retarded

why so much hate in this thread

/b/ is white christian only and a staunch supporter of Trump and his policies.

If you do not support Trump go to leddit you fags

>>736231007

No you don't. Even the fucking winter birds from the north don't call it the south east.

>>736227744
Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man

>>736231128
No, /b/ is a septic tank. We reserve the right to shit on everything

>>736231128
bait.jpg

>>736228502

I like this idea.

>>736230683
Why rice instead of rocks for example?
I think its to absorbe moisture so the paper wont get ruined

>>736231128

this is not your safespace, you little cunt

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>>736231080
>cubes live in miami
>miami is about an hour away from the glades
>genius.
>mfw i live in tampa>>736231099

>>736231138
This is now bait.

>>736231128

This bait isn't even ebin.

don't open it, might be one o them ricen letters

>>736231454

You're clearly not even American.

>>736231317
smoke meth much?

>>736227744
cook the rice, eat it

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>>736231500

>>736231099
>Jelly af

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>>736227744
>rice in bag
>Trumps name on it
>china is next to russia
>china
>rice
>russia
>Trump is russian
>source: all american political discussions for the next 4 years.

Rice absorbs moisture and will preserve the paper, and is a favorite food among ignorant rednecks

>>736227932
Also it's white rice so I'm sure there's some symbolism there.

Everyone in this thread is pretty autistic.
Why are you guys focusing on the damn rice so much?
Look at the ad bruh. It's the kkk trying to act like they're part of the conservative movement. They're not.
Do stuff with the phone number.

Post Their phone number on gay dating websites and pretend that there's a white power roleplay kink.

Post the phone number on spam sites.

Sign them up for shit.

Find the address and track all active members.

I'd do it but I gotta do shit today.

>>736231553
Use the internet to learn something for once troglodyte

>>736232031
no u

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>>736232031
>not focusing on the rice

Do you enjoy sucking dicks and having your wife fuck another man? Fucking idiot, it's all about the rice.

>>736232031
Lynching niggers is pretty conservative I think.

1. averse to change or innovation and holding traditional values.

this is /b/ wpww stop being a cuck and support your local kkk

>>736227744
I mean, they aren't wrong
And
Some free rice to make your kawaii lunch

Kawaii Knowledge Klan

kill black nigger babies

obvious fake, leftist propaganda is fake

>>736231894
Lold

>>736227932
>it's white rice

>>736230004
Underrated post

>>736230764
This is the solution.

>>736230083
A nigger dick
That paperweights gotta be good for something cause it's not good for sex that's for sure

>>736230385
Typical American dumbass thinking other countries don't have rocks.

>>736227744
The message does tell the truth. I just don't care for the tellers.

>>736232891
It's not; It's fascist

>>736227744
If they put that in your mailbox, it's a federal offense.
I don't see any stamps or postmarks, in which case they tampered with your mailbox.

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>>736230283

>>736230283
What is Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, South Carolina, Louisiana and the rest of the South East Conference you fucking dunce?

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>>736230635

>>736230704
We most definitely call it the south east you dumbass.
Stop confirming all the stereotypes.

>>736230954
You're an idiot.
I've lived in Central and North Florida most of my life, everyone calls it the southeast here you fucking retard.

>>736231017
Holy shit you're stupid.

>>736231128
GTFO newfag

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>>736230792
Southern Alabama here.
There's the South, and then there is Florida. There is no South East.

>>736231138
We call them snow birds.
You must be trolling.
Everyone calls it the southeast in the southeast, except maybe mentally challenged people.

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>>736239547
He thinks you can tell a places geographical location by conference membership!

>>736227744
call it in as anthrax

>>736227744
Join up, then bring them a surprise present.
To make said present, get amonium nitrate cold packs, gut them, and mix it with equal parts by volume fuel. Heating oil for homes or diesel works. Then ignite it with fire, I recomend making a fuse. To make a fuse, get a string. Coat it in elmer's glue. Drip it in gunpowder.

>>736240127
False.

>>736227744
Klu klux knights? Or klu klux klan nights?

>>736240271
Why did those states name it the South East Conference instead of the Southern conference?
You're living proof of all the stereotypes.
Go get your GED faggot and learn something.

>>736227744
Do they have Battletoads?

>>736239374
>>736239547
Aint nobody I ever known called it the southeast. Go back to new yrok

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>>736240127
fake and gay

>>736230283
anon is right, eurotrash detected. lived in the US all my life never heard the term southeast. it's 'the south'

>>736230522
Florida hardly constitutes as America.

This is coming from a Floridian. We're not the south. The south ends at Georgia/alabama. We're North Cuba

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>>736240188
Dude I have lived in the south my whole life no one calls it the southeast.

>>736239547
then I live in the pac 10. you dumb fuck.

>>736240627
I don't disagree with your main point buddy, but your method of defining a region by a sports conference is comical.

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>>736240271
>you can tell a places geographical location
hee haw

>>736230704
lives in the slow "south".
hasn't heard yet of the Louisiana Purchase or the Mexican-American War.

>>736232891
Lynching niggers is not a tradition value.

Anyone know a similar group in Southwest Michigan?

>>736240965
Typical Bama fan, I can confirm.

>>736227744
Your number is wrong it's for an old woman named doris. The Url is wrong for the Mississippi chapter, and no American calls it the southeast.

>thread starts with obvious controversial topic (Trump, KKK, op being a cuck)
>devolves from postal/federal law to "why the rice?" And "no one says south east"

/b/, never change

>>736240706
You're an idiot
I've heard people call it the southeast for years and I live in Arkansas

If you just say "the south", it's more general
(Arkansas, Both carolinas, Texas, Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Tennesee, Kentucky and sometimes even Missouri and Virginia depending on who you ask)

But if you say South East it's Arkansas, Tennesee, Both carolinas, mississippi, alabama georgia and florida.
Does not include Kentucky, Texas, Missouri or Virginia


I hope I broke it down enough for you, you fucking autist

make copies and put a photo of Hitler in the bag. send it to all kinds of churches

>>736240804
I'd consider the panhandle part of "the south"

>>736241359
>includes Arkansas and Florida in list of southern states

You know how I know you're from Arkansas? You think you're part of the south.

>>736227744
False flag
fake number
hur dur trump is racist and has racist kkk supporters
nice try shills.
Sorry whoever the old lady is that the number belongs to

>>736239547
>Florida
Fuck you im in Florida

>>736241410
That's about it. "The south" is just northern Florida. Like right on the border basically. Florida is like an upside-down version of America, except Cubans where our Canadians should be.

>>736241359
so the term south east excludes 4 out of 12 states? you are making this up and you're a fuckin faggot

>>736227744
HOLY SHIT IT'S STARTED

Or not, fuck your gay-ass printer and of course you too.

>>736227932
Some of the responses to this just show how fucking underage the average /b/tard is.

People like to useride in bags partially for weight, but most because while most people don't collect silica gel packets, they do have a bunch of rice. It just pulls moisture out of the air. No one wants to open a baggie of fungal stank. Rice is just handy for most people.

>>736231007
I just say east :/

>>736231128
>leddir

>>736231425
I'm in Boca

>>736241721
Floridian here. This.

>>736240627
It IS the Southeastern Conference. There is also a Southern Conference, which, oddly, is also in the southeastern US. The OLD Southern Conference split in 1953 in the Atlantic Coast Conference and the Southeastern Conference.

>>736241721
second floridian here, statement confirmed

>>736241520
>867-5309
>hey is this Jenny?
>no my name is Agnes, and why do people keep asking me that?

>>736227744

how should we know you're the one that put it there

>>736230522
Florida is America's wang.

>>736241990
>putting something in your own mailbox with no intention of having it delivered to another location
Ok troll

>>736230764

OP won't do this because he printed this up himself.

>>736231128
>If you do not support Trump go to leddit you fags


are you fucking kidding me?

I didnt just get baited, I grabbed the fucking line with my fin and dragged the faggot fisherman down with me

>>736242056

>he really thinks OP found this in his mailbox and is telling the truth

Ok newfag

>>736232031
well either all that or you can shut the fuck up and embrace the rice

>>736231317
rice keeps it dry or something, i don't know

>>736230764
after that you can join op in making finger puppets and farting glitter

>>736242484
>because the ziploc bag wont

>>736242228
>he really thinks op put this in his mailbox so he could pull it out then post a picture of it on /b/

If anything, he just made it and took a picture. Not sure why you think he put it in his own mailbox just for this thread.

>>736227744
"He is trying to lower the national debt"
>Well, that proved these people are stupid

This the most common way that the Klan recruits. The bags are weighted so they can throw them out into driveways as they drive down the road. They have been known to use rice, hard candy or small rocks to add weight to the bags so they can throw them better.

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Putting things into mailboxes is illegal. Only US Mail Postal Carriers can do it.
Retarded as it is, its a federal crime.
Report them.

>>736227744
>this is bait

all you faggots posting in this shit, why would they need to put rice in a bag with a leaflet for the mailbox?? bad troll is bad.

sage

Rice also absorbs any moisture that might get in the baggy. It helps preserve their masterwork of a flyer.

>>736227744
>>736227744
>ackkkkkkknights.com

did anyone else close their eyes, stutter and shake their head violently when they read that?

I almost swallowed my tonsils but I really felt thats how it was supposed to be read

>>736227744
be happy that you have good white neighbors?

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>>736243071
This website has been taken over by children with no life experience.

And assholes like (You) who choose not to read the thread before commenting.

The rice is to weigh down the bag. This was common in the 50s/60s. You drive down the road and throw it in people's driveways.

Does anyone know of a group like this in SWMI?

>>736240804
Same for commifornia and Texas. Those three States should be annexed into their own republics and let the rest of go on not fucking our sisters and not outlawing everything

I never say Southeast. I'm from the Soutwest

Oh you know obama didn't stop private prisons. He also never brought universal health care to us. He never reduced the deficit and he sure as fuck never lowered unemployment. OR did he?

>>736243462
>let the rest of go on not fucking our sisters and not outlawing everything
But you want sister-fucking outlawed?

>>736236158
>This is the solution.
But is it the final solution?

>>736228213
they dont like it when you call them that or moslems

>>736243325
>This was common in the 50s/60s.
Didn't see a lot of zip-top plastic bags in the 50s/60s.

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>>736227744
Take the rice, cook it and eat it. Throw all the other garbage out.

Pisses me off that they have the nerve to call themselves Christians. That's some bullshit.

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>>736227744

Call your postmaster. Putting flyers in a mailbox is a federal crime. Havre them prosecuted and shut down for their impudence.

The rice is there to soak up moisture so that the letter dosent go all soggy, you are all a bunch of tards. Why do you think you are supposed to put your phone i a bowl of rice if you drop it in water?

>>736227744
No fucking way. One of those got put on my windshield awhile back in AL

>>736243760
Because the zip-top bag is totally required when you could just use a gallon freezer bag and tie it off at the top. Do you think people didn't call each other before cellphones, Anon?

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>>736244362

But how is the letter gonna get soggy if its in a ziploc bag? Rice seems redundant.

>>736227926
Why do you doubt he's from the southeast? Lots of people in the southeast, not unheard of to get kkk shit in the mail either (hasn't happened to me but has happened in my city)

>>736230385
>thinks rice is uncommon in America
Have you ever had food that wasn't from McDonald's?

>>736244915
Moisture moists

>>736230522
Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi, etc

Google it nigger

>>736230704
Alabama here. We call it the south or the southeast, the former is more cultural the latter is more geographic.

>>736231138
>winter birds
Fuck off yuropoor

>>736240837
says the guy who says "winter birds". Something tells me you haven't been paying attention to the world around you.

>>736241659
>what is the Florida heartland

>>736240804
Maybe South FL is North Cuba. I'm in suburban Orlando. It's not deep south, latinized, or big city - just boring, convenient suburbs with lots of growing small businesses.

OP here. You b-tards sure have some strange ideas about geography. The company I work for literally has "Southeast" in the name.

>>736241502
Arkansas is objectively in the south you fucking degenerate

>>736245177
No
>>736236218
I assume it's as illegal to own a rock as a steak knife in most of the continent. Probably a longer sentence if you're distributing it with no discretion in such a way.

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>>736231016
>implying being from the south is something to be proud of

>>736227926
Free rice? You can rest assured they arent asian jews.

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My best guess on the rice is that it weights the bag so they can toss it in your yard from a passing car. Sand would also work. Don't know why they would put it in a mailbox tho.

Call the fuckers up and tell them to keep their commie pinko kike shit off your property. Bunch of ignant inbred yellow 'nips

>>736227744
God FUCKING dammit. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T ANYONE SPELL? I just want to die. FUCK.
Other than that, this is pretty cool but fuck them for their misspellings.
Most people are fucking trash.
If you misspell things on a regular basis or post things without proof reading them I HATE YOU.

>>736227744
The rice is for weight "AND" absorbing moisture. In case the flyer gets wet. Damn, y'all are dumb.

>>736227744
Sing along with Blue Chunx!
https://youtu.be/s_x-b30xP3o

>>736227932
In the mid-1950s, the pacifist Fellowship of Reconciliation, learning of famine in the Chinese mainland, launched a ‘Feed Thine Enemy’ campaign. Members and friends mailed thousands of little bags of rice to the White House with a tag quote in the Bible, ‘If thine enemy hunger, feed him.’ As far as anyone knew for more than ten years, the campaign was an abject failure. The President did not acknowledge receipt of the bags publicly; certainly, no rice was ever sent to China.

“What nonviolent activists only learned a decade later was that the campaign played a significant, perhaps even determining role in preventing nuclear war. Twice while the campaign was on, President Eisenhower met with the Joint Chiefs of Staff to consider U.S. options in the conflict with China over two islands, Quemoy and Matsu. The generals twice recommended the use of nuclear weapons. President Eisenhower each time turned to his aide and asked how many little bags of rice had come in. When told they numbered in the tens of thousands, Eisenhower told the generals that as long as so many Americans were expressing active interest in having the U.S. feed the Chinese, he certainly wasn’t going to consider using nuclear weapons against them.

>>736230004
I'm using free VOIP sites to call the number now

False flag.

walk into a meeting, and ask the nearest person wether or not you came to the right building, as you're looking for a [INSERT BLACK RAPPER NAMES HERE] fan convention.

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>>736241520
>false flag
>plausible deniability
http://www.greenvilleadvocate.com/2017/03/30/american-christian-knights-fliers-found-in-luverne-organization-claims-responsibility/

>>736230004
I'm filling out the "Join/request info" submission with fake insulting info like "666 you're scared of niggerdick, Niggertown NY 6666"

>>736250764
Thanks for the information. In that case, what OP should do is (a) ignore the flier or (b) join the organization.

>>736249782
Neat.