I am God. AMA

>>736227236
Do you even lift?

Where do I find the best trap midget porn extravaganza site, my lord?

>>736227236
nigger

>>736227236
Is Allah your brother or something?

>>736227236
are you evil?

>>736227471
I made that shit up to see my worst creation, Arabs, go crazy for entertainment. It went a little further than I anticipated.

>>736227352
Bitch, I lift 40 lbs each set

>>736227236
AMA God thread, good idea O Lord.

>>736227400
at this site, www.furaffinity.net

>>736227400
You're already here.

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>>736227448

>>736227236
prove to me you exist. right now.

>>736227236
Why does my foot hurt?

>>736227236
The entirety of human history and how cruel and dangerous nature is here.
Explain that and how you can live with yourself.

>>736227677
did you do some jogging lately, my child? you need to circulate that foot

>>736227694
Because I am a humongous faggot.

>>736227471
yes, along with Buddha, Hindu, Jewnisiam, and my second Jesus and Susej

If you created us, who created you?

>>736227236
Can you triforce? Show us!

>>736227813
there was a big explosion somewhere in the galaxy and I somehow appeared out of nowhere

>>736227778
Could you please go tell that to all of your fan clubs?
They're shitting up the planet for the rest of us.

>>736227745
Thanks Lord! Here, have a shekel.

>>736227236
Did you create Anne Frank with a thigh gap or she just burned the fat?

>>736227236
Can you give me the power to divide by zero just for a couple days?

Hello my god!! You know who. What are you opinions on sex in general?

>>736227236
Dear Lord, forgive me for asking this, but Is a double anal penetration on a washing machine a sin even though I will be still a virgin? Sister Theresa said so, is she right?

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>>736228271
dayum!
1. Nope, it's not a sin, you're safe
2. Slow down! Gotta save your energy

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>>736228004
Aaaaaye lmao, I'll give you the power for the whole week

>>736227236
Did Hitler come from the left nut or the right nut?

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>>736227236
How come it got popular to post as me when I first said I was God? Doink!

>>736227568
Yeah, I started as a light shining in the darkness, but because no one would listen to me I became insane and became evil. By the way I created you with a foreskin and told you to cut it off. DoinK!

>>736227664
I exist. I'm posting. Doink!

>>736227831
No. But I can doink. Doink!

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>>736229206
here's your answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIk3j9vvIAQ

>>736229388
Well then I'll doink myself.
>>736229206
Doink!

>>736227236
False idol.

>>736227236
Bone cancer in children. What's that about?

>>736227236
Why did I get cancer ?
we had a deal.

>>736227236

God? Is "yo pussy tight like a train to Auschwitz" a good pick up line?

>>736229537
White knight. Doink!
>>736229569
I don't actually work the way you humans are told to. There's also problems with power control between Vishnu, Allah, Whoodaha, and Kabookijuice.

I don't mean to address myself as a hope because I have no hope but I'm the chance for it to be addressed. But no, Yahweh and his pride would never have it as he is, like me, a barbarian that sees three feet infront of himself. Doink!

>>736229765
This is actually true, by the way. As far as I'm aware.

>>736229736
No, it brings up something bad. Doink!

>>736227236
Are you really? Can you make a stone so heavy that you can't lift it? Then you aren't omnipotent. Checkmate.

Hi, God. I just stopped by because I didn´t had sex for 2 years and yet I´m pregnant. I´m just letting you know.

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your the fakest form of god this millenium.... smh dude wtf

why do i have an enormous penis?

>>736230021
So you can mourn the disuse of it that much more.

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>>736227236
>If you're all powerful
Can you make a burrito too spicy even for yourself?

>>736227236
what's your name?

dear lord, I want to thank you for giving cancer to my brother. I can now finally play Xbox alone.

>>736227236
Did you create Anne Frank with a thigh gap or she just burned the fat?

Lord, I was hungry, so I had sex for a pack of ramen. I´m a poor student. Is that a sin?

>>736227236
William Grace, how are you posting if you died in 1915?

>>736230122
>Addendum
*even for yourself to eat.

If you are all knowing, will she notice if I cum into a bottle of mayo?

Thank you so much.

>>736230558
you are now cumming mayo.

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g-godd? desu? what happens to me when i die if im attracted to feminine benis? i didnt ask for it gud --- i-itt just happened. please guud tell me

>>736230687
Can I sell it on hot dogs? Do yo want some shekels from the business?

>>736227236
What the fuck, God?

>>736230806
I'm pretty sure you actually go somewhere nice. From what I understand you can opt in for the hell and damnation, but otherwise you're just cool. Doink!

>>736230924
Or the Valhalla, which is much cooler.

Lord? Is it okay if after sex I clean off my wife with baby wipes? Is it okay?

Gdd, am I pregonate?

>>736227236
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>736230854
You can sell them.
You are now shitting frankfurters