Be me little 120 lbs 5.6 Vs 6.2 280 lbs angry asshat trying

Is he a big guy ?

Stab him. Tell cops you were acting in self-defense and were reasonably in fear of your life.

Yes and he is try trying to kill
Me

be an hero

Drop your pants and yell penis Battle!

>>736207209
That's a big guy.

suck his dick that'll teach him

>>736207209
Punch him in the temple, knock him out.
Little guys can hit hard and fast.

>>736207209
If you know how to fight the size isnt a problem.

See the problem is that he is a reletaive of mine and I don't really want him dead I just want him to leave me the fuck alone

>>736207699
Sucker punch/headbutt, followed by a groin shot if he's still standing. With a 160lbs on you, the odds are not looking good for you in a "clean" fight.

>>736207209
dont fight someone who you know can destroy you

>>736207209
Kick him in the balls. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
>>736207320
What are you fucking stupid?

>>736208762
Tell that to most women.

>>736207209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0DO9-DNn9A&t=146s

these are your only options

>>736207209
knives are your friends

>>736208951
bringing a knife to a fist fight vs a guy that much bigger than you is a great way to get killed

>>736209039
if you bring a knife to a fist fight and still lose you deserve to fucking die

>>736207699
Go the serial killer route pour gasoline all over him while he sleeps and wake him up with a lighter. Tell him this is his last chance before you have to escalate things.

unless hes willing to kill you he'll have to leave you alone.

>>736207209
hes too big. seriously keep distance and jab him once in face. Either he will drop (most do, real tough guys are rare) from exhaustion or weak chin. Biggest man I ever met had a GB packers tattoo that was the width of my waist; gave me only advice i remember growing up;
>"beware the little guy"

seriously ignore the talkers egging you on and jab him into the ground, otherwise he will wheeze into the ground while you dance on him.

File: 050AC773-F82D-4B2A-BC14-1B847A420CBB-9004-00000D7E575B7228.png (56KB, 2000x1843px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 2000x1843px

>>736208998
>eat peoples faces off
>be a better person

>>736207209
Bang bang..thud!!!!

>>736207209
These replies are all shit tier. Listen to me OP I am a professional, now I would sit here and lay this shit out for you like the miracle of movement I am but I have a video that can help you just as well.
Here you go.

https://youtu.be/rdSWk6RerQ0?t=50

Run over him with your car.

>>736207320
For him

>>736209457
Worked for Jim Cornette

>>736207209
>6.2 280 lbs angry asshat trying to fight me
I'm not angry or trying to fight you.
I'm misunderstood.

>>736207209
eat curry and spray you in my shit.

File: 399572.jpg (203KB, 1280x1037px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 1280x1037px

>>736209618

>tfw 6'2" and 180 pounds

>>736207209
Size isn't everything, but it is relevant in a fight. Unfortunately you haven't prepared for this fight and wont be using any knowledge in the way of martial arts to protect yourself. So looking at your other, much less respectable options, you can: Buy a gun, but don't point it at anything you don't intend to kill.(For you might be on the other end if you hesitate.) Or you can collect more information on the aggressor and think your way through this one, ya twink.

>>736207412
COWARD!

>>736207209
Pepper spray him and kick him in the balls + a few punches in the nose and walk away.

File: 1497492357752.jpg (84KB, 492x381px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 492x381px

>>736207209
Fucking pocket-sand bro, failing that, don't get into a grapple, try to dodge and get s good hit as hard as you can in the nose or jaw.

Always make sure you have room to back up and don't let yourself to get cornered (easy to do if you're focusing on a person and not your footing) Letting them get angry and lunge then shortstep back and retaliate with a quick punch has always worked for me.

Fight dirty, he's not your friend.

>>736207209
>Be me little 120 lbs 5.6
You call that little? Im 5'11 and 114 lbs.

>>736207209
>>736207424
>>736207699

Okay, tell us the truth with no names, what actually happened for it to get to this?

What did you do to piss him off?

Tell the truth anon, just don't give us names or places.

>>736207209
drink bleach and delete system32

not necessarily in that order, but these two steps are crucial in addressing 'wat do'

Op here I beat him on call of duty

Play it dumb until you're in reach for the throat. Hit the trachea (not much force needed).

Game over

>>736210358
Can tell you from experience, getting a clean hit on the throat on anyone who even vaguely knows how to fight is not as easy as you're making it out to be.

>>736207523
Fuck off manlet.

OP did'nt precise opponent kung fu level

Better than aiming for is 6-pack

>>736207209
Bring him down to your height! Attack both Kneecaps first!

Never fail 3-move combo

1- find brick
2- hit them with brick
3- run

Repeat as necessary.

First of all try to avoid a physical conflict at all cost

But a sucker punch to the throat will end things quickly, be lighting fast, jump a way as soon as you connect the hit

bite his dick off, run around his ankles with a rope to trip him up, kick him in the shins, etc.

File: bruce-lee-kung-fu-quotes-desktop-best-wallpaper.jpg (265KB, 1500x1125px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 1500x1125px

>>736207209
You don't have to win you just have to not be a pussy and fight.

Stand your ground and make sure you hurt the cunt.
Practise one twos and right hooks tonight for a few hours then go to battle tomorrow with no fear of loosing.

>>736207587
Right. That's why boxing and MMA don't have weight classes and just throw everyone into the ring together regardless of size.

go for the balls tbh, assuming you both have similar fighting experience, you'll probably lose by default otherwise. fighting with honour is for people who have the odds in their favour. i would say gorge his eyes, but you probably don't want a criminal record, so i'd advise against that unless your about to get fucked over hard, like about to get slammed into the pavement. even then not sure if it would be legal

>>736209792
Jesus Christ. How much fucking anime do you watch?

>>736212270
This

>>736210470
This. Two reasons to keep your chin down in a fight. Harder to hit your jaw, and almost impossible to hit your throat.

>>736212674
Well fucking dickhead if you've watched enough anime you would know it's only logical to gather more information and think of a smart way. People saying anime isn't a reliable source for fighting strategies are fucking retarded how can it be unreliable when theres so many FUCKING fights retards.

>>736207209
Learn pressure points for real.
Get in close to him so he doesn't have a reach advantage.

But before all that- try to figure out what the fucking problem is and figure things out nonviolently.

>>736209792
Narutodafuckoffouttahere faggot

>>736213547
>using pressure points in a streetfight
god people are so fucking dumb

>>736213447
>if you've watched enough anime

hahahahhahha

how many fights have you been in? how many have you won?

SITUATION!!! Your walking down the street doing whatever the fuck you were doing and some guy, same height, same build as yourself attacks you, what do you do?

>>736207209
Thouroughly lube your asshole before the fight.
You'll thank me later anon.

>>736213658
yeah they are
hold on there buddy from punching my face in, just going to poke ya nipples.

>>736213447
Take a breath weeb. Anyone who takes fighting tips from any kind of movie or TV show, much less anime, is in for an ass kicking. The fights in these things are designed to be exciting and aesthetically pleasing to watch. They are not an accurate representation of any kind of practical fighting technique and if you try and use them as such, someone who has actually thrown a punch before will school you before you get through your pre-fight monologue.

In conclusion, stay in your basement you pudgy weeb bitch.

>>736207209
gun

>>736213658
With a serious weight and size disadvantage, leverage and pressure points (Possibly speed) are all you've got to work with faggot.

I guess if that doesn't work, try this niggers method of giving a long blow job (but every once in a while "accidentally" scrape him with your teeth)

Bring a gun.

>>736207209
Don't fight him?

He will srek you if you fight him, that is why he wants you to do it. Just say no/walk away. who cares if those asshat's think you are a wimp, at least you haven't been pummeled into a puddle

>>736207523
>Punch him in the temple
>in the temple
>implying you can swing that high without jumping
Fuck off kid

>>736215256
this depends on scenario. if op is at school, being bullied by the guy, even it it means getting beat up, i'd say he should fight him, to show he isn't a pushover.
if he doesn't, he'll keep getting picked on and grow up to regret not fighting back, like i did. as i said though, depends on the scenario, but it sounds like this could potentially be ops scenario

>>736207209
just go all out tony jaa on him

File: wlad.jpg (50KB, 700x467px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 700x467px

>>736207209
>120 lbs 5.6
This is you

>>736214050
>>736213870
can't believe people actually fell for this lmao

File: manlet565.jpg (1MB, 3341x2208px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3341x2208px

>>736210183
>5'11 and 114 lbs

At least you can put weight on, a 5'6 dwarf is fucked lol

File: z1266y.jpg (28KB, 305x275px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 305x275px

>>736207523
>Punch him in the temple

>>736215724
Said the giant weebo faggot who was called out in the thread.

I say "hey weebo faggot it is time for your bed"

But the weebo faggot did not go to bed, instead he tried making his post look like bait.

Nonlethal weapons, safe, legal, effective. If he's harrassing you just carry them on you, if he gets in your face break it out and threaten to use it/just use it depending on situation.

Pepper spray/Mace is by far the best option where legal. Spray directly in the face for 4-5 seconds.

Tasers are equally effective but you have to get a permit and in many places you can't own them. Don't miss/shock yourself.

It should go without saying other options like phasr guns, water guns, sound weapons, tear gas, etc. are not legal and won't be effective for you.

Slingshots, airguns, rocks, tools, etc. are NOT nonlethal weapons. Do not use them or you will be in a world of shit unless you can prove your life was in immediate danger.

Grab testicles. Proceed to squeeze testicles.
Let go when he's passed out from the pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWxlZ52O0rI

"big guys" aka fat sacks of shit BTFO!

>>736216863
Only a faggot would dare fight this way

>>736217327
Yes because this is a duel with pre-agreed rules.
Get a fucking grip. It's a fight. Not a boxing match.

Grab balls, proceed to inflict pressure by gripping tightly, release when attack is incapable of attacking you.

>>736217327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF0wa0W13yw

>>736216863
Manlets tend to have tiny hands, everything is in proportion to their handicapped frame, a manlets hand probably wouldn't fit around a full sized (6ft+) mans testicles.

>>736218356
Is it possible to sound any gayer than this?

>>736218356
I don't quite understand your comment.
Are you trying to state that you want OP to pleasure both of the man's testicles at once?

>>736218448
I though the whole 'grab balls' thing gave it away in the first place

File: zmanlet54.jpg (80KB, 514x584px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 514x584px

>>736218356
>everything is in proportion to their handicapped frame

including dick, it's why women steer clear of manlets

>>736207209
>lose

>>736207209
Throat punch,or hit him with something,once down stomp head,and groin. Finish by pissing on his face to show dominace.

>>736207209
shoot his fat ass. one less fatty in the world can only do good.

>>736219676
You forgot the part about sucking his dick.

File: 1497458060967.jpg (40KB, 323x412px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 323x412px

>Op weighs 120 lbs
Jesus Christ get some protein in your diet