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ask a godlike (or possibly delusional) being anything

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ask a godlike (or possibly delusional) being anything
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How do you know which?
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>>736194712
can you give me some good luck?
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I dont but logic makes it clear that I am godlike and thinking that I might be delusional is little more than me refusing to ignore an unfalsifiable hypothesis
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give me superpowers pls
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>>736196174
Only if I know your exact location
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>>736196271
See >>736196280
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>>736196280
okay 212 Drown St. in good ol' california
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>>736196241
In which ways do your godlike powers manifest? What kind of things can you follow with your logic?
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>>736194712
>possibly
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>>736194712
Why have you foraken me father?! Why am I to walk the realm of normies?!
Tell me father!
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>>736194712
if you are godlike what is the answer to this question?

what is my doggo's name
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A real human bean
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>>736196562
fugg that was a good movie
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>>736196552
Pizza.

You have been blessed.

Goodbye.
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>>736196662
my doggos name isnt pizza but can you send a pizza to my address listed above thanks
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Helo my God! Your kikslut wishes you a great day today!! Got anything you can brag about to me? I'm sure there's things you deserve more praise on today!
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kek this cunt did lsd one too many times and entered god mode. You're a coocked cunt
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>>736196517
It is not I who has wronged you
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>>736194712
Well, ( Your Omnipotence ),

Having contemplated the related video, how do you account for the Babel Fish ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N5e1R4-G9I
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>>736194712
how's the weather?
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>>736196791
I simply worked on a science project with my cult today, nothing particularly praiseworthy
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>>736196954
I require only the faith that reality is reality, faith beyond that is unnecessary for my being
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Can you make/create some something that can not move, or be moved by even yourself.
And if so does that mean, that you in fact are not a god, or all powerful.
>if you can lift it you did not make a unmoveable object.
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>>736196969
Night now but earlier it was sunny and windy
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>>736197139
I can not myself make an unliftable object but if I were omnipotent and not merely godlike I would say that I could make an object and be unable to move it but in another universe where I exist and am exactly the same I could create the exact same object and then move it meaning that I could create an immovable object and still move it
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>>736197001
Sir!! You breathing is praise worthy!! You deserve praise for simply letting us walk this plane with you!!
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>>736197354
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>>736197534
And such praise is greatly appreciated
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>>736197567
What? What has confused you?
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>>736194712
why are you so fucking delusional?
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>>736197354
fuck outta here
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>>736197654
Possibly all the drugs the doctors gave me when I was a child
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make me more attractive, it's an impossible task I guarantee you.
11 Pell St Newport Rhode Island
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>>736197705
Its a simple solution to the paradox, should make perfect sense
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>>736197652
Everything anon. Everything.
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>>736194712
A is B’s brother, C is A’s mother, D is C’s father, E is B’s son. How is D related to E?
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I am one with the force. The force is with me.
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>>736197892
Not OP but D is E's Great Grandfather
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Does meditation do anything? And what is it like to be you? Can you give an example from a movie or book that describes the world as you see it?
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>>736197772
The fact that people are giving out addresses on 4chan concerns me but nevertheless I only ever used my powers on anything I couldnt see just to prove that I could and something as complicated as changing someones appearance isnt something I would do without serious planning and deliberation even if you were in the same room as me
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>>736197806
Fair enough
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>>736198073
I really dont care if ppl have my address, I have nothing of value
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I was born from the Sun. Ask me anything
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>>736194712
ah I remember you OP. I'll ask the same question you haven't answered in the last thread you made.

Have you ever tried to test your godlike powers in front of the eyes of another human being who didn't believe you or in your godlike powers, i.E. infront of a psychiatrist?

you were claiming to be able to teleport objects around with you will, among other things, so ever tried that feat in front of anyone? how did they react?

on second thought, don't bother answering, just get back on your meds my fellow schizophrenic friend.
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>>736198051
Medication does something, that something wasnt necessary or good in my case. I avoid books, movies and the like that describe the world as I see it as I find them to be boring and pointless but I guess if you combined the movie chronicle with the anime one punch man you might have something similar, in my perspective the world is like an egg and I am like a man with a frying pan, I could destroy the entire egg by hitting it with the pan but then I wouldnt have an egg to eat, I could ignore my frying pan and eat the egg raw but that would cut my mouth and taste horrible and finally I could take time and effort to use my frying pan to cook the egg into a delicious omelet
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>>736198398
How big is the suns pussy?
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>>736198720
That's pretty interesting. Do you perceive the world as it is or is it more vibrant or slow-mo or...?
So what about mediTation instead of mediCation, as I asked? ;)
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>>736198413
I have, several people in fact, the first time I showed anyone in this life I was a small child and I teleported a spiderman toy to outside of a window that couldnt open, I later showed off a similar feat in front of a pediatrician, never a psychiatrist but thats because I only ever saw them about strange behaviour that resulted from knowing about my power and not about the power itself
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>>736194712
what kind of music do you like? post link pls
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>>736198965
My perception is normal, but I can alter it to be slow motion and such. Medication is usually more effective but sometimes meditation is all that is needed and is much less likely to have side effects or fuck you up if it is unnecessary
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>>736197995
are you godlike (or possibly delusional) too?
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Guess my dogs name
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>>736199359
There isnt much music I dont like but recently I have bern listening to lily allen and similar music, link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D5JMjGZ6bRY
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>>736199840
this isn't godlike at all
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>>736199609
I understand your train of thought for posting but I would prefer if you read through the thread to see if you can figure out what my answer might be before asking, I have made four threads before this one I think and the "guess my name" questions and similar are getting tedious
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>>736200060
I know, system of a down is objectively superior overall and I like it just as much but listen to it much less, my listening habbits in regards to music are quite odd which makes creating playlists quite a task
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>>736198767
it's like four long
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>>736200391
>lily Allen
>soad

try this pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xExJRwDM1H4
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>>736200645
Cool, makes sense
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>>736200763
Good music also
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