Give me some tips boys you know what to do.

>>736191382
> Don't you have dick?

>>736191382
I post on /b/

>>736191382
I'm a registered sex-offender

>>736191382
I like nigger dicks

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>>736191382
I voted for Hillary

>>736191475
it said 4 not 6

>>736191382
I am a guy

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Honestly I ruined it in three, Cause I could say anything after that and it wouldn't matter.

>>736191382
I voted for Trump.

>>736191382
I masturbate to lolicon

>>736191530

Thats 4 words. Learn2English

>>736191382
I fuck traps only.

Date girl is Faggot

>U want sum fuk?

My mom came along.

Bill Cosby's my hero.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Jet Fuel - Steel Beams?

>>736191382
Niggers are people too

>>736191530
That's five dickhead, do you even count?

>>736191382
I love your feet.

>>736191680
You sir, are a professional. I see you've done this before.

do you watch anime

>>736191614
Fuck-you-nigger-you smell like shit.

I like feminine penis.

must eat the eggs

>>736191382
I am a vegan

Fucking traps isn't gay

Let's split the bill

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>>736191382

>>736191382
"I Have No Money"

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>>736191382

>>736191382
The earth is flat

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>>736191382
B0ss plize gibe pu$y

damn wtf

Microsoft won this E3

>>736191382
give me the heart

>>736191382
Your ten-head is huge

Deus Vult Omnes Homines

True love or bust.

>as soon as she flaunts her bust the date is over for real

>>736191382
The Kulaks deserved it.

>>736191382
"I am fapping ATM"

>>736191382
Hitler did nothing wrong.

you underaged? me likey

u re a whore

>>736191382
hi i made it

>>736191382

Make America Great Again

>>736191382
Do you do anal?

You're paying for dinner

Hey becky, lemme smash

>>736191382

Have any cheaper wines?

>>736192753
jeez women aren't materialistic you virgin pig

>>736191382
So are you paying

>>736192753
>>736192921
samefag

lemme suck that dick

>>736191382
I like little girls

>>736191382
Let's have sex already

You like video games?

>>736191382
Have loads of anime

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>>736191382
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>736191382
You ASSUMED my gender??!!

Holy shit you're ugly

>>736191382
My Butthole Is Itching.

>>736191382
How's your fart game?

>>736191382
You spit or swallow?

"I voted for trumpie"

>>736193250
sounds like an invitation. wouldn't ruin the date

>>736191382
Bitch faced five head

You look like shit

>>736191382
>/b/
>was
>never
>good

>>736191382
I eat my jizz

I'm op

>>736191382
I fucked your mother

i'm married with kids

>>736191382
I am a vegan

Watch JoJo's bizarre adventure?

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>>736193469
>with a dice bag in hand
I'm a dungeon master

"All-ages incest orgy"

>>736193603
Check 'em

I drink nigger jizz

>>736192585
Hahahahahhaha

>>736193633
That's only two words.

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>>736193633
This is now a get thread

>>736193723
This is six words.

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>>736193736
Get thread, Check 'em

"How much for anal?"

>>736191382
You have the gay.

>>736193469
Pffft please, if that bitch can't get down with jojo she deserves to rot in hell for shit taste.

I have a micropenis

Where's your dick at?

>>736191382
Trips? I get that.

PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI

>>736191382
Sorry this wont work

>>736191382
I just shat myself

I would fuck niggers

>>736191382

Do you like threesomes?

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>>736191382

>>736191382
I go to 4chan.

Make me a sandwich

Omg i love you

Show me please your tits

I browse /b/ daily

>>736191614
I Am A Registered Sex Offender
1 2 3 4 5 6

I like feminine penis

>>736191382
dont send me nudes

.

I I I I

.

You were over twelve?

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>>736195428
I'm is an abbreviation making it one word and hyphenating two words makes its one.
Faggot >>736191530

>>736191382
Get back in there

That looks like that broad who just got convicted of 2nd degree manslaughter for telling her bf to kill himself.

>>736191771
>>736191794
>>736192013
>>736192585
Yes

>>736191382

The bird is the word.

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Do you like memes?

>>736192013
not really cause feminist stuff an so

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Im a nice guy.

Spanking girls is fun

I drugged your drink

>>736191382
Hello, I'm Chris Hansen.

>>736191382
I like big foreheads.

>>736191382
You look like mom.

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>>736191382
>Wanna fidget my spinner

niggers tongue my anus

>>736191382
what that mouth do?
Source my fiancée

>>736191382
>I work in IT

>>736191595
>>736191382
I like loli porn

>>736194347
you better have ordered two raviolis

>>736191382
WOMEN ARE VERY DUMB

>>736191382
I am on welfare.

>>736192074
i dont know why, but each time i see her face, i just want to rip it apart and make her eat her own face.

>>736191382
I listen to metal

Does the narwhal bacon?

>>736191382

I am an american.

>>736191382
Here to bust nut

>Do you like niggers?

>>736195716
It's a contraction, not an abbreviation.

>>736191382
Show me the cunt

>>736191382
Smell this rag please

>>736191382
I voted for trump

>>736191382
Dinner is on you.

>>736191382
I'm a staunch atheist

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I have Reddit gold

>>736198808
Sad Hillary didn't win

>>736191382
My Mom's gonna pay.

I'm collecting fidget spinners

>>736191382
I'm looking for work.

>>736191382
I just got fired.

>>736191382
I have my GED

>>736198496
That guy was so weird. Wish they brought him back in Resident evil 7. Instead of those caged you open with coins.

My wife is pregnant

I ride the Bus.

>>736191382
You buyin the nuggies?

>>736191382
I am a feminist.

My daughter then died.

>>736191382

My main is Erador

I like harambe memes

>>736191382
I smoke weed sometimes.

>>736191680
He did lots of things wrong. He invaded Russia and lost the war.

You pay, I'm broke

>>736191382
YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE
xDDDDD

you need fake tits

>>736191382
I have aspergers.

>>736198737
really because I want to rip it apart with my dick

>>736191382
I have three cats

>>736191382
Wanna Succ My Thicc?

>>736191382
Want to be fuckbuds?
I can't drive.
I am completely broke.
I have full AIDS.
I only date chickenheads.
I have 0 dollars.
Women should: cook, clean.
Big dicks for whores.
Feminism is for morons.
I like traditional women.
Fuck your fucking feelings.
Abortion should be banned.
Women shouldn't vote.
Make rape legal forever.
You better cum swallow .
Ever heard of donkeypunch?
Fuck and dump forever.
How much for anal?
Your sister is hot.

>>736191382
Do you like cosplay?

>>736191382
I have a micropenis

>>736191382
are you a virgin

>>736191382
I live at home

I fucked your dad

back seat my car

>>736191382
I already jacked off

>>736199775
I can not drive*

>>736191382
I go to church.

>>736199775
Women should not vote*

Your mum socks better

Wanna lick my peehole?

>>736191382
I know where Madeleine is

>>736191560
This holy shit. I was on a date with my exgf and all she said is that she misses her ex...and now the girl i dumled did the same thing "awe, my ex used to say the same thing.

Like what the fuck are they thinking?

>>736191382
I'm a gamer.

Prison was so cool.
I killed plenty hookers.
You made me gay.

>>736191382
I watch South Park

you call me master

>>736191382
Blacks aren't that smart.

>>736199992
I am a gamer*

I fucked your mom

>>736191382
I hate my Mom.

refs gave jordan 6

obama worst pres ever

>>736191382
I correct people's grammar.

>>736200147
Shaq gave Kobe 3

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wilt chamberlain my idol

>>736200186
I correct peoples' grammar.

Do you like fists?

>>736198616
relatable

>my mom cooks better

>>736191382
Hitler wasn't all bad.

>>736191382
You are very pretty.

>>736191382
I'm a WW2 buff.

I love fidget spinners

Just be yourself

i own you now

>>736191382
I use 4chan everyday

>>736200462
You should use less.

>>736191382
I'm not a paying.

Nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>736191382
I can't count

i like goat's vaginas

palladium AD&D or warhammer?

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>>736191382
I masturbated before this.

>>736200564
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.*

What color's your dildo?

>>736191382
fuckin roastie get out.

>>736200631
I like goat vaginas.*

>>736191382
whats is that smell

>>736200738
What is that smell?*

>>736191382
i am not employed

>>736191382
suck my dick bitch.

got 20 sided dice?

>>736191382
Your hairline is fucked."

give me your panties

>>736191382
Jesse Pinkman lookin ass

you good sandwich maker?

>>736195716
I'm is a contraction, you retarded faggot.

Can my friend watch?

>>736191663
>>736191664
>>736191680
>>736191794
>>736192074
>>736192585
>>736199153

I live at home.

>>736191382
agnoeiangioenbipnaeinbvpisenbionesipbnpisenbpisenibndsipbnfnbipewnopnepibnfdklnbposdnbpownerpoebitnbndfnb eingienbpinwkbnpifnbpirnfbipenspinflbniornbpisnbkdnsipbneipgepogeinvkldsnviosniobgepigni irngioernbonsinieongpewgiptihitnhpwojtewpijgingnsignirniorngiorniogioengionewiogioriognerio penis

>>736201312
Thats only 2 words

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>>736191382
When you buy your instwatch

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>>736191382
I fucked your mom

Monkey puppy baby pussy

>>736201445
im on the run

I'm shorter than 5'11"

i voted for trump

>>736191382
stay in the car

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>i fucked my mom

>>736201533
/thread holy shit, also nice dubs.

>>736191382
Get back in, Conrad

I shit my pants

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>>736191382
I wasn't expecting you

You handle 10 inches?

Gobble gobble fucking bitch

candy in my trunk

lets head down basement

I liked Megadeth Better

>>736191382
Make America Great Again!

Or you know, anything that suggests that Trump isn't a total disaster.

hai 2 u buttsecks?

>>736191382
I'm dating the waiter

>>736191382
Look at that forehead

>>736192135
gibe da pusy baws

my favorite board, /pol/

>>736191382
Do you like memes?

>>736192013
you win

>>736191382
Wanna see my spinner?

lets go fishing soon

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you smell like mommy.

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Show me your triforce newfags!

▲
▲ ▲

>>736191382
I'm into the alt-right

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>>736203192
I cant stop fapping

bernie should be emperor

you need some aerobics

Star Wars is cool

This isn't a buffet

>>736191382
All porn isn't misogynist.

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>I have persistent halitosis
>I have an STD
>I like dirty asshole
>I fucked a nigger
>I voted for Trump
>I hate subhuman retards
>I only do anal
>I never wear condoms
>I'm murdering you tonight
>You looked better online
>Lick my slimy grundle

>>736198573
I remember.

>>736191382
are you eating that?

>>736203538
use me in bed

>>736191382
Watch me get dubs

>>736203634
What's a grundle

That girls is ugly as fuck

>>736203692
Nobody cares newfag

>>736191382
I want to die

>>736191382
You aren't that overweight.

>>736203807
Take a guess

Cheerleading is a sport

>>736203931
math motherfucker learn it

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I only play Runescape

>>736191382

Here, pick this scab

try on this gagball

>>736204008
Welcome to /b/ enjoying your first day?

>>736191382
Bush really did it

>>736204096
addition fuck face learn

>>736191382
How much for anal?

>>736191382
I fucked your mother

>>736191382
Will you marry me?

>>736191382

I voted for Trump.

white people master race

I had an erction

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Do you like enemas?

You reek of death...

>>736191575
It's four words to ruin a date

Not four words to get instantly laid

>>736191382
Smile! You're on camera!

are you a tranny?

I reeeealy like rape

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I really like anime.

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>>736191382
I voted for Trump

>>736204545
based solid post here

>>736191382
Do you give Head?

>>736191382
Can I eat this?

>>736191382
I forgot my wallet.

I want short time

>>736191382
Let's talk about aliens

>>736204172
Learn to read words that a more than a syllable long you fucking imbecile

all of those are 4 words.

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