What do you think? Are they getting saggy? 28 years old now :(

They're fine, post more.

>>736185764

Sadly yes they are.

>>736185812
Like what?

>>736185764
Looking amazing. plz post moar

>>736185764
10/10 would love to suck on them til they are purple, sooo many hickeys. bite marks. slaps. everything i see covered in hot sensual fuck marks.

too bad no one likes a fat guy, however if you want, kik is jimmyrustler90

>>736185764
Timestamp, you slut. You know the rules.

Just a bit, but they still nice

>>736185858
But is it saggy in a way that's offputting? Or do you still like them anyways?

>>736185764
They seem pretty alright OP. I'd suck on em.
Post puss for us to rate too

does this look like fucjing /soc/ to you?

post ass and pussy pix

>>736185764
They're fine

>>736185895
,>>736185882
>>736185812
Thirsty fucking summerfag. No timestamp, not real. Jesus fucking faggots in the ass Christ

>>736185764

Look good, but you might want to post a time series so I can masturbate to the thought of running my fat veiny cock inside you

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Don't mind me, just leaving this here

You guys seem a bit thirsty

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Thin white skin won't hold up for long. Give it a few.

>>736185967
Well I took these tonight and cut my face out of them, it took a while. I'm not taking another one. But I'll guarantee you that reverse searching will get you nothing. They're OC, that's all I can ssay

>>736186078

>posts one picture

>these

>>736186078
can confirm no matching reverse search at a glance, but that doesn't prove anything

>>736185955
Hey man, I had an idea, I've been feeling like they have dropped a little, so I thought I'd found out anonymously what you guys think, and you get to see tits. Everyone wins, to me

>>736185904
>>736185943
>>736185966
Thirsty ass sumerfags. Leave
>>736186078
Rules is rules, and you ain't following em. Timestamp, tits and then you may speak. Otherwise, gtfo you attention whore who sucks at being an attention whore.

Look up the pencil test if you want to feel real self conscious

But if you aint planning on parading them around on the big screen then you dont need to worry about it.

>>736186189
Timestamp or gtfo with those saggy ass door knockers

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>>736186157
I cheated here, got my arms pulled up a little. But guys, I'm real, and I want feedback on if they look saggy, or saggy but still hot.

And tell me what you want to see next so we can both have fun

(Summer)y:
Some bretty gud tits. Some summer fags. Moar bls?

>>736186281
Lol

>>736186242
How can you read mine being thirsty ass if that was the most neutral comment on her post?

Looks like you might be the summer fag you fag.

>>736186305
not saggy. people are fucking retarded and think they need a 10/10 super model woman no matter what. you are 10/10 in my book, ied fuck the dogshit out of you day in day out if i could.
>>736185895
>im this thirty shit.

>>736186305
get on cam and we'll tell you
> femanon
> cams
> .com

>>736186305
Timestamps you fucking trap

You need to lose some weight.
Do yoga.

>>736186305

In that pic solid 8-9/10 at least imo. I don't see them as particularly saggy. Thx for pics ))
Have fun with the sense of achievement you get from being validated by anonymous autists

>>736186305
How do they look with bra?

Timestamp

>>736186462
It's true. I'm not skinny. But I had Ds when I was skinny. 32DDD now

>>736186305
Sharpie in pooper

>>736186305
my request.
low camp shot getting pussy in it spread, tits, and your smile.

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>>736185764
>pic related

Oh shit, this thread is fullfilled with autism

>>736185764
*fap fap fap*

>>736186404
"They're fine" with no request for a timestamp. You don't know or follow the rules. You just feed attention whores their attention that they need to survive. Also, way to come back at someone with the same insult they threw at you, summerfag fag fag.

>>736186508
I mean they look huge and perky with a bra. I'm just wearing a tshirt tonight so didn't have a bra to take a pic with.

And I'm not going to do everyone's greatest desire, I just snapped a few and thought it could be fun to show off a few, then I'm out. I have like 8 pics maybe? Some butt???

>>736186305
Not saggy at all!! 10/10 would tittiefuck!!! Now show the puss, I wanna see it closed and full spread!

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>>736186416
>ied fuck the dogshit out of you

>>736186305
im sorry but, you need a timetamp
also how do you expect us to care when we know there is only a limited number of pics to be posted?

timestamp or gtfo

>>736186305
>>736186554
A, no timestamp still
B, there isn't a single shred of truth that those are ddd. Stop trying to make yourself feel better by posting your ugly tits on b and not following the rools. Get those fucking eggs hanging on a nail out of here.

>>736186652
Then post them slut

>>736186652
Nice! Share what you want to share;)

You probably shouldn't ask for advice about that type of stuff round' these parts, reason being the lack of experience people have on the subject.

>>736186628
Man, I get it that there are rules. But the thing is, I don't give a fuck. I wanted to drop some boob and ass shots and see what people thought of them and get some of you guys roused up while I'm at it. I'm not going to get back up and get naked and write on a piece of paper, crop it, yadayada. May sound easy, but considering I'm thinking of just leaving right now, that timestamp would in fact take a long time.

I've gotten some good feedback already at least. But I have better pics if you guys hang in there. I will go to another place if you guys need me to follow the rules so much. NewbieNudes is good for this.

Timestamp cunt

>>736185764
xcvb

>>736186830
>I will go to another place if you guys need me to follow the rules so much.
Well, the alternative to timestamped tits *is* GTFO.

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>>736185764
Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

>>736186491
Thanks! That's really nice to hear, honestly. And yeah the only opinions I care about are natural men seeing tits and do they look saggy? I know they're great tits, I've had melons for 10 years. but I am worrying about the sag now.

>>736186628
Ah ok lemme rephrase my previous statement

Y U MAD BRO?

>>736186830
Don't let the door hit your flabby ass on the way out, you fucking woman impersonating neckbeard. I'm sure leddit has plenty of people to worship you, and you can take these horny 14 year olds with you. Rules are rules, bitch, follow them or gtfo.

>>736186305

guys, come on. not only will he not have a timestamp, but the image is fucking titled "screenshot".

how retarded are you faggots? stop replying to shit threads like this.

sage.

>>736186830
Just fucking post the rest or GTFO. I don't care, at least I get to fap to >>736186305 where we can't really see how much of a fat pig you are.

>>736186830
Don't walk into the lion's den with saggy ass tits and expect us to waddle arround autistically masturbating to some random shots of your half empty ziplocks full of milk. You come to us, you follow the rules, you get honest feedback from people who aren't twelve year olds posting from their parent bought iPhones because they're out of school and can go on naughty sites like 4chan late at night.

They are countless girls before you that are better looking, less flippant and more reasonable. You are an attention seeking whore who needs validation because mommy was prettier than you and Daddy stopped stuffing your ass because at 28 you have the tits of a 90 yo and the guy of a autsy neck beard.

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>>736186962
That's not even the fucking meme.

>>736187010
I recorded video with my phone, which I ain't sharing, then took screenshots on my macbook of the ones I wanted to share.

But I get it, I have a dick? As a Trap? Or Like I have a dick and I'm posting other pics? Even though these other pics have never existed in ternity? I have the solution.

I'm just going to drop my small pic load and wait around and see what you all say. In a new thread though. Follow me over if you are stil interested and not just finding ways to hate everyone else in here that isn't themselves.

>>736186830
Boobs are fine, then again I'm more of a thigh/ass man
Favorite panties?

>>736187279
Ah, the Cartman approach. "Scre you guys, I'm taking my saggy ass tits and going home"

>>736187279
shut the fuck up, dude. unless you timestamp, nobody cares to give you the attention that you're so desperately seeking.

I have a better solution: kill yourself.

>>736187152
I'm hot. I'm a lawyer. My husband loves me, he's a dentist. By 4chan standards, I guess we're billionaires with our almost $1Mil bank account.

I could give a fuck what you guys want, I want them to look good for my husband. I was considering a lift and he'd be cool with that if I wanted it. I think I can prove not being an attention whore because I'm never coming back after this last thread I'm going to make. Essentially the same title in the new thread. Only the ones that want to see please. And I'd really appreciate feedback, I'll show my ass if you give me some.

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>>736187395
FUCKING KEK

>>736187096
Well, I'm OK with my weight. So if you find those titties fap material, then you answered my question. They aren't too saggy to keep anyone from fapping to them! Thanks! I'll hold off on the surgical lift.

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>>736187279
>Record video on phone
>Transfer to computer
>Screenshot video playing on computer
>Crop photo
>Post to b

But.... Taking a timestamp pic is too much work?

>>736186820
Oh I just wanted to know if these kids and neckbeards alike would fap to my boobs. I'm getting a lot of yesses, so I guess I don't need to worry about the sagging yet.

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>>736187471

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>>736185764
>>736186305

now there's some fucking disgusting titties. I feel bad for your husband.

>>736187471
>omg guise i didn't even need to cum here to feel validated guise im literally perfect guise im not even an attention whore and for sure not a neckbeard pretending to be a gril on the internet can't you tell be these timestamps im not posting guise

How about you save us some time and eye bleach and just skip the new thread and go straight to "leaving this site". You'll come back, they always come back.

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>>736187703
Why don't you have a seat right there.
Did you know that deliberate and intentional distribution of pornography to minors is a sexual offense? What werenyou thinking?

>>736187659
Dipshit. I'm in bed. And you cockgobblers screaming at proof rules at me are just like a buzzing fly by my ear. I'm not taking another picture and cropping it up, with writing up a note, or smearing marker all over my tits that wont bleed off for 3 days. Jesus christ. But thats all it is.

>those pants
i want to take u as my loli and molest u on my lap OP

>>736185764
you should probably cut back on the smokes

>>736187870
Well darn, looks like you should gtfo of this site, "mrs. billionaire lawyer"

No, seriously, leave. Go attention whore somewhere else.

>>736187257
Jesus christ man lighten up. Fuckin /b/ police.

BTW Milhouse is not a meme

>letrollface.jpg

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Free discord link ayy

/aQm5zED

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>>736187870
>I'm not taking another picture and cropping it up, with writing up a note, or smearing marker all over my tits that wont bleed off for 3 days.

... do you even know what a timestamp is, fatty?

>buzzing fly by my ear

well that beats the eye cancer which you are throwing all over the place with your verbal diarrhoea and disgusting photos.

BTW, your tits are gross. Fuck off.

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Ok Guys, I'm dumping, SOME, then gonna read the comments. I appreciate the boobs feedback. I got two more at different angles and an ass one as a thank you for actually giving opinions. I didn't drop ALL of them, but I think we all came out ahead. And, just for clarity, I am a 28yo Female born Woman, Married, yadadaayada. So the timestamp guys that are going insane, its bullshit. You're boners are justified, if you get them like I hope you do. Cheers!

What's your Instagram, like everything I see. Probably show u a couple things : )

>>736187870

Is it your first day on the chan?

>>736188129
Honey it would take a lot more to get any of us hard.
But you're like 6.5/10.
I'd fuck you, but you really should start taking care of your body.

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>>736185895
Wow.

>>736188129
angee?

>>736185764
I'm used to my 40 year old girlfriends saggy tits... so to me? Your tits are young and perky. They're beautiful actually.

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>>736187870

>>736188332
Got any pics? I'm curious

>>736188129
Yep, trap ass confirmed

Show dick, you neckbeard fuck

>>736188276
Not at all. I just have no respect for these kinds of people. You're so afraid of what? I'm not offering fucking cam girl blow jobs or request a pose. I thought this would be fun, and it is. The aggressive make it less fun, but they're getting easier to ignore

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>>736188050
/B/to, do you even?

>>736188397
But you are pretending to be a girl on the internet, fuck off back to your cuck threads.

>>736188382
I wish I did, she REFUSES to let me take pics of her naked. She gets pissed if I even bring up the subject. She has 40G and they're saggy, stretch marks, the whole deal. Shes had two kids so I mean it's completely normal, but goddamn I miss perky young titties... :(

>>736188332
Thanks! I'm sure your wives are great too. I know mine are going way down by 40. My husband and I are fine with that but I just think it would definitely spice it up with a lift at some point. OK, last two pics dropping, and I'm out! (After I read some comments) Thanks everybody! It was fun

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>>736188129

MAN THE HARPOONS, THIS IS A BIG ONE!!!

seriously though, go on a diet. you're at risk for cardiovascular disease and heart attack.

>>736188444
Your hat is about 489 times too small for your head.

>>736188488
Fuck you

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Final Tits 1/2

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>>736188397
>>736185764
>>736186305
>>736188129

>>736188555
>>736188562

>>736188488
Hey no problem. Just saying your tits are fine. I'm sure your husband would agree. Mine girlfriend's are saggy but she is 40 and shes had two kids so it does make sense.

>>736188555
Ew dude, I'm trying to eat

>>736188555
When I log off, I'm gonna' fap and imagine you are on top. That pic will be part of my spank bank.

>>736188487
Damn, that sucks, dude. Then again I'm sure she probably gave you lots of fun times with those when they were less saggy.

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>>736188555

They're great! Ignore the virgin fags who only ever see fake porn plastics.

>>736188507
I'm at risk for looking gross to 4channers who only accept the beauty of a runway model or movie star. Gotta rethink your scale in differenti situations. Like, you watch Mean Girls, Rachel Mccadmams - 9, Lohan - 10, they're friend - 6 and 7. But then you see those girls sitting right in front of you. Those girls all become a 10, I fucking guarantee you. So I am overwheight, and a whale by your standards, but medically this is not at all what cardiovasacular disease causing risk looks like.

>>736188591
If you think the tits this neck beard is posting are perky then your gf titties must be down to her knees

>>736188444
And this is how I know you're new

It's /b/ you cuck

Not /B/

Nice selfie

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>>736188555

>>736188555
are these man tits?

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>>736188688
Fucking eh?

>>736188660
Well, we've been together for going on 7 years. They were less saggy then, so yeah. I'm not really complaining per se, just that I miss perky young titties.
>>736188701
Indeed they are. I wasn't kidding when I said my gf's tits are saggy.

>>736188688
What it looks like is you're in denial. How about you rate yourself accordingly at a hard 4 and not preach to us to lower our standards.

>>736188555
Yr tits will be saggy dear but with the time

>>736186305
they look a little bit asian nipples, so no, I dont like asian nipples saggyed or not

>>736188726
Do you have a pic of man tits that look like that? I though they looked like blimps. Tons of weight to them but saggin a bit. OK, LAST PICTURE!

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>>736188702
9/10
Made me reply

>>736188878
I love those tiny asian nipples! Thanks! I always thought they looked small but they keep getting bigger. You should give the tiny nips anither shot

ITT: thirsty retards getting trolled by a neckbeard posting blurry pics of a 5/10 cumdumpster

>>736188902
Damn almost a 10

Gotta try harder next time then

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Last Tits! Realizing its too similar to the first pic now, but, eh. hopefully the lighting is different? But I wanna say thanks to all of you. The positive people and honest people who said they sagging, but not attached to hate speech about me being a neckbeard.

It was fun. I'm gonna roll out in 5 minutes after this post. Thanks guys!

>>736188808
Nothing wrong with a little bit of sag to bat around.

However there is something wrong with NOT TIMESTAMPING POSTS AND PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL ON THE INTERNET

>>736185764
Not saggy. Natural breasts look like this and they are beautiful to me.

>>736188688

haha, oh, not by my standards, honey. by realistic standards you're about a 2/10.

and that's only because 1/10 is reserved for burn victims, physically handicapped, mentally retarded and the elderly.

you're a whale by everyone's standards, don't try and use celebrities to justify your disgusting body.

enjoy your heart attack, lardass.

>>736188965
I know you won't be rationale with me, but do you really despise my tits? Would you not like them in your face, at all? Or does 5/10 still mean you'd do that with those people? I really think they are 7s minimum. They were 10s when I was 21, I promise you that. And my face would ensure I'm not a straight dog up there, but, animosity... No one in my life is ever going to know I did this. That's probably obvious.

>>736189017
Too bad you weren't taking requests, would have loves to see your mouth and throat.

>>736189017
Don't feel too validated. They will tell you anything you want to hear on here as long as they thing you have a vagina. It's even gotten to the point where you don't need timestamps anymore. These thirsty idiots are buying this bullshit right off the bat.

>>736188885
>Do you have a pic of man tits that look like that?
yes, you just posted it fatass

>>736189158
>I really think they are 7s minimum

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>736189158
I despise that you are really going this far pretending to be a girl 4cha

Almost as much as I despise these horny fucks for taking the bait

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>>736189017
U mad, bro?

>>736189104
I mean, I am definitely fat by 4chan standards, by realistic standards I'm a little lump,chubby, whatever you want to say. I'm not fucking obese.

But you seriously would'nt enjoy slapping these titties around, even if you find my fatness disgusting? And I do have a pretty face, I mean you wouldn't say so, but I can say that it is not dog shit, even by 4chan standards.

I get a lot of guys get real excited when my boobs are out at a party, it's awkward, but that's what I experience. My Whale heart attacking body doesn't turn them off.

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>>736189381
Guys will fuck anything, don't feel special.

>>736189338
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cuz I feel exactly the same as you do about me. I just know what my boobs to men. but yeah since you are figuring in my weight, I guess a 5 is reasonable.

>>736188688
You don't understand the concept of standards, do you?

Imagine a Quarter Pounder with cheese is a 10/10, but McDonald's is closed. You're sitting next to a sandwich with dog shit inside it, the sandwich does not default to being 10/10.

p.s. I used McD's as an analogy because I knew you'd understand, fatty

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>>736189474

>>736189469
I don't feel special. I agree 100%, guys will fuck, ANYTHING. That's why I pushing the guys saying my tits are nasty and my ass is a whale 2/10 all around. I think I'm pretty sure that my boobs are not awful. And anyone who says they look like garbage to make you throw up is lying. If they're too saggy but still look OK but not good enough to want to play with them, then thats a good honest answer.

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>>736189538
I love your denial. It's absolutely breathtakingly chronic.

You're either the most dedicated troll to ever grace the internet or the most delusional 28yo married lawyer landwhale ever.

>>736189637
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>>736189637
>anyone who says they look like garbage to make you throw up is lying.

>you're not saying what I want to hear, therefore you are LYING!

I feel queasy after seeing those blobby mantits, m8. glad you shaved them, at least

>>736189591
kek

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>>736189637
Don't ask for opinions and then tell us they're wrong. You're the reason girls get a bad name on the internet. Lose some weight and acquire a natural human emotion called shame. And then feel ashamed of yourself for being such a piece of shit.

>>736189591
But, any ratings you'd give to girls on TV, would change drastically if you saw them in real life, they are all way more beatiful than we are. So in reality, those stars are all easy 10s. And I'm way less pretty, but how far down? I'd honestly say 8 for face and boobs, 5 for body, 6 for butt, soooo...6.25. I'm happy to be a 6.25. I do need to lose weight, and hopefully get myself to a solid 7.5. Plus I'm going to keep my tits perky whenever need be.

>>736189581
The 4chan scale, does not equal the real life scale, is what I'm saying. It absolutely does not. You wouldn't judge a woman sitting in a room with you one tenth as harshly as you would one in 4chan. Its just how it is here. This is a place for the vilest shit. I love it. I only wanted to try to explain to people that they probably would love my tits in real life. And come on, you know, they would love them. They're not bad man

>>736189825
>I'm gonna tell you what I would rate myself
>I'm gonna get upset if you disagree

I'd suggest killing yourself, but I'm afraid the impact of you falling might take out the entire need neighborhood you live in.

>>736188264
>this whole fucking comment is so fucking summer my brain can't fucking compute

>>736188362
If you can draw eyes on the boobs, and the eyes automatically look sad, you've got saggy tits.

>>736185764
>>736186305
Have you had kids yet

>>736185764
That mid drift tho. No big dick slanging motherfucker is going for that Leah Dunham bod. You best be 28, 2 kids, tittie dancing at the strip club to be desperate aye eff enough to snap your titties on b. The fact you have a bigger beer gut than I, makes your bomb ass titties irrelevant. Body shaming is only a hash tag pop culture reference, no one likes fat fucks.

>>736190017
I see eyes finally seeing the truth they've been seeking for so long, and at that moment are finding true enlightenment. Those tits are killin it

>>736189825

You're delusional. If you aren't gonna listen to opinions, why bother asking for them? BTW, if movie stars are a 10 you sure fucking AREN'T and 8. deal with it.

Just because a guy has settled for someone does not mean they have warped the laws of reality and made you into a 8, 9 or 10.

You're a 3-4, if you can't accept that, too bad - your husband has clearly accepted it, so be grateful.

>I do need to lose weight

desperately.

>>736190085
Seriously, lena Dunham? I look like Lena Dunham? That fucking rolly polly with flapjack tits and a stinky ass cuz it holds so much shit paper and sweat every day? OK, your comment is void to me, because I aint no Lena Dunham. Shes fucking FAT. But thanks for saying my titties are bomb

>>736190225
>your comment is void to me

>asks for opinions

>cherry picks the ones she likes

i feel bad for your husband, dude. hideously ugly and a retarded control freak to boot.

>>736188680
>implying you're not a virgin
You're new here, aren't you?

>>736190141
Well, at least you're a man of your word. If you ever see a pretty girl with that body of that top pic, you better sling that 4 outta 10 bitch out of there! You wouldn't though.. And you'll remember this.

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>>736190225

>>736190225
>That fucking rolly polly with flapjack tits and a stinky ass cuz it holds so much shit paper and sweat every day?

Gotta rethink your scale in differenti situations. Like, you watch Mean Girls, Rachel Mccadmams - 9, Lohan - 10, they're friend - 6 and 7. But then you see those girls sitting right in front of you. Those girls all become a 10, I fucking guarantee you.

>>736185764
You're chubby, your tits are normal.
However, you're attractive, so don't fuck your mind with paranoia

>>736190365
what are you talking about? reply to the wrong person, chubster?

BYE GUYS! Funs over for me. Look at some of my more appealing pics, and search your soul... Would you suck on those tits and slap them around your face? You may be amazed at the answer. Cuz my tits are fucking BOMB. We're never going to agree on weight, but that's ok. That isn't a insecurity I have. The only one I do have is the new insecurity of my sag. Im 28 and my badass boobs are kinda droopin. But I feel good, I got some good comments from people that weren't also super angry at other things. They aren't too saggy, YET.

BYE

>>736190225
I also implied you're fat. No bomb ass 28 year old bitch should have her titties posted on the World Wide Web by herself in order to gain confidence over the fact she has a beer gut mid drift

>>736190461
Thanks! I promise to not fuck my mind with paranoia. We got a good marriage and I could turn into a whale and it'd be ok. But for both our sakes, I'd like to try to look good. I'm leaving on a high note! That was some much needed honesty, see ya!

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>>736190365
>And you'll remember this.

You can post on 4chan and expect compliments, you can harass people who disagree, you can even assume you're an 8 (when you're clearly not)

but don't EVER assume anyone will ever remember the thread of a pathetic cunt like you.

You are two things: fat, and worthless.

>>736190601
>mid drift
Will you stop that, you retard? It's a "midriff", not a "mid drift".

Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you. Guys like you aren't a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world, after all.

>>736190619
>Honesty
>Ignore everything everyone said

Good luck sucking dick for nickels at work tomorrow. Must have a big day at work, right?

>>736190524
>Look at some of my more appealing pics

none of them were appealing, believe me.

>>736190681
I'm politically correct as all trolls in 2018, this isn't no 2000 and late af. You're fat if you were getting deep dicked on the regular you would resort to b

>>736190713
DAmnit I am a nicket hooker cock sucker. It makes me feel bad when you point out my hidden pain.

This was a pretty good thread man

>why is this thread still going?

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>>736185764

What do you think? Are they getting saggy? 28 years old now :(

>>736190681
>>736190681
I'm politically correct as all trolls in 2018, this isn't no 2000 and late af. You're fat if you were getting deep dicked on the regular you would resort to b

>>736190681
>doggy dog world

seriously

The honest truth is that your tits are starting to sag. They still look nice but I'm a guy, I just like tits in general.

I also wouldn't worry about ratings btw. Guys just like to fuck. If the girls you see on TV and on your IG are 10s then you certainly aren't an 8. Most men don't want to be with those types of women though. We just want to fuck them because they seem unattainable. In reality we just settle with a woman that we think have the same ideals as we have and looks decent enough.

Anyway, point is we don't care about saggy tits. We just like tits unless they're deformed ugly tits.

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>>736190681
On her it looks kind of like a fat drift, I'll give it to him.

Diamond dozen? What the fuck..... I.... Owe... My brain doogy dog.... I.... My... Oh God, she's retarded to boot.

>>736190749
That made no sense. Learn English before posting again, dipshit.

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>>736190768
/b/ is autistic as ever, anon.

>>736190773
I'd give them a suck

>>736190768
It has OC boobies. People are lurking for pics to save.

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>>736190773
you stole this from mah thread! :O

>>736190799
Good point. Yeah they are symmetrical. Maybe I shouldn't do that lift someday. Thats some serious capitalism bullshi,titty lifts. But I thought guys couldnt get attracted to flapjack titties

>>736190773

saved

>>736190804
/b/ was never good, but it really has gone to shit. Are you guys actually, sub-80 IQ retards?

I'm not OP.

And "diamond dozen" instead of "dime a dozen" and "doggy dog" instead of "dog-eat-dog" were jokes referring to dipshit's thinking that the word midriff is actually "mid drift".

I have no hope for this place anymore.

>>736190902

not same thread because identical filename

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>>736190926
Thanks captain Ahab. Hope you catch that white whale someday

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>>736190939
but i has them all. and 2 file names are the same because
>2 different drives in pc.

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>>736190911
Shut the fuck up. Your tits are fine. They're sagging but they're fine.
I thought flap jack tits were boobs that look like deflated water balloons or a sock with a hockey puck in it. Only old skinny women get those.

>tfw I used to search up saggy tits on pornhub

>>736190619
I'm >>736190461
Don't turn into a whale, it's really unhealthy and slowly it will kill you in pain. Thanks for replying, good luck with your marriage!

>>736190911
Get the lift one day

>>736191034
Graci patna. This thread was chaos nonstop but yea, I'm getting the pitcutre pretty much that I'm overwheight (I didn't ask, but I knew anyways) but have good boobs even with the sagging. And that's all I wanted to know. Thanks man!

>>736191033

saved

>ITT: summer

You've failed me /b/

This site really is dead

>>736191142
Go ahead and go to the gym. Just don't get fucked by Chad thundercock over there. As cliche as it may sound, I've seen it happen a lot lol.
Anyway, at least try someday to go to the gym. Now get the fuck out of you're not posting more pics.
Already lost my will to fap. I knew I should've went to /gif/

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>>736191142
Delusional girl is delusional

Or a very dedicated troll

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>>736191251
u
tryna
....smashh???

>>736191033
Saving pictures of fat men on pc, twice, wtf is wrong with you?

>>736185764
Would suckle/10

>>736191585
lololololololo

>>736191585

I'm gay just like him

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>>736191997
but im not gay :O

>>736190859
Keep telling yourself that fatty

>>736186305
They are nice, but we really need a timestamp.

>>736192184
Stahp

>>736192069
gay in denial detected!