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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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>>736182660
I had an autist aim for me as I pissed.
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>>736182660
I just left a match of BF4. Accidentally destroyed an ally's tank during the match and he didn't realize it was me. :(
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>>736182660

i broke my retarded brothers fidget spinner. and dad beat his ass for it thinking he did it.
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>>736182660
I want to fuck a trap.
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i think about raping women and girls
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>>736183088
at least youre not a fag
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>>736182660
Shared my wife with a friend while drunk
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>>736182660
I touched my 19 year old niece. Wish I could see her again and fuck her.
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When I was going to puberty I was extremely horny all the fucking time. Not to imply anything has changed of course but I digress. I confess I used to sneak into my sister's room and eat her pussy while she slept.
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>>736183244
How was the aftermath?
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Once facefucked my friend's sister while he was sleeping a few feet away. He deserves it for punching me in the dick while I was asleep.
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>>736183111
Nice trips, faggot.
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I secretly crave cock and shave my ass and legs.
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>>736182660
i just cheated on my gf with my ex
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I steal my wife's panties out of the laundry, wear them and masturbate while wearing them. I'm scared to death of getting caught.
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>>736183895
you mean you cheated on your ex with your gf
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>>736182660
I am having an affair with my girlfriend's sister.
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>>736183895
No shit? I just did your GF.
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>>736182660
I was sexually assaulted by my two female cousins in 3rd grade. I had accidentally hit the same aged one with a rock some days before, and they blackmailed me saying we'd all get in trouble if I told. The older one held my hand and placed it in the same-aged one's pants. I said I didn't want to do it, that I thought it was gross, but she wouldn't let me go until I fingered the other one who was ok with this but said I wasn't fingering her right. I didn't even know what a vagina was at this age, when girls are hitting puberty sooner and are often taller than boys.
I'm a 30 yr old virgin now. I'm not sure if this experience messed me up more, or if being dragged to a fundamentalist church 3 times a week (Sunday mornings,evenings and once during the work week) left me with more irrational fear of sex.
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>>736184029
everybody does that dumbass. (okay, not wear them, but the other things)
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i came to bbc porn 10 times today.
i am a bbc myself but i dont like actual sex
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>>736182660
FUCK!!!!! I got circumstanced a few times today.
>a few months ago my wife's sister stayed the night.
>next morning I make a coffee for my wife (she's having a shower and I always leave it in the bathroom)
>go to bathroom and the shower door is open. Contemplate having a perve on my wife but think aaaah fuck it. Put coffee on dresser table and leave.
>wife's sister comes out with 5 minutes later saying "hey anon, thanks for the coffee"
Couldvegotafreeperveatwifessister.jpeg

>my wife's sister stayed over last night
>wake up 6am come downstairs her door is wide open and her duvet is high up (can see her panties)
>go for a shit and as I'm about to enter the toilet the mum comes down.
Fuckaslongasshecarriesonanddontclosethedoor
>have shit open toilet door.....the mum closed the fucking door
>I go back frequently to open the door slightly to have a perve. I would've just stood there and capped if door was open.....and taken pictures
>I take 1 pic but it's not great
>open the door later her legs are akimbo. Was gonna take photo but too scared that someone would walk through.
>brainwave: she always has a shower, every fucking time she comes.
>I unlock the shower door and pull the blinds down so if you're standing you can't see it's open.
>gonna push it open when she's taking a shower
>my wife comes and has a shower I think cool I perve on my wife......aaaah no need I'll wait till sis has one...:I wait and wait and wait she doesn't have one
Fuck!
The only pic I got
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>>736182660
I tease guys online, cam whoring. I look younger than what I am. I go topless a lot. They usually say I'm hotter than their girlfriend. Thing is, I have some medical "problems" that more or less made me fully develop as a girl, save for my sex organs. I'm actually a heterosexual guy. Yep, I got boobs, curves, very little body hair, etc, just like a girl but I got guy crotch parts. I used to tease guys in real life, but that backfired one day, long story short, sore butt, lots of bruises and I'm now a black belt who carries pepper spray - only teasing online. And NO, I will not post my pic. I know you /b/tards will out me. Funny thing is, I can tuck well enough to give little flashes at my muff and even trick guys online that way. I get asked once in a while if I'm a guy after I revealed this secret before here. Hahaha! Ya'll still fap to me.
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I'm addicted to fucking escorts
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>>736184442
fag
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>>736183429
She was pissed. Remembered things and pics he took. So of course regret. But memory of her getting ducked and she sucked his dick while I fucked her I won't forget. =)
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1. Dated a 12 year old girl when I was 14.
2. On two separate occasions I fingered my two different best friends' sisters.
3. My first girlfriend was not in fact the 12 year old, but a black closet lesbian who cheated on me with her obese ex-girlfriend.
4. The last girlfriend I had was two years older than me.
5. I have a fear of open water, and once when I got kicked off the boat and forced to swim back to the boat, I literally pissed myself.
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> in backseat of my fonger mom the
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> be me, be about 16
> stay over at friends house
> friend has nudes of 14yo gf
> only wants to show me one with her tits out
> he leaves for a little while
> know his laptop password
> quickly zip pics and send to my own e-mail
> fap to pics for years to come
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>>736184599
My sex life would be a LOT easier if I was. Unfortunately, I'm into pussy. I just toy with guys for fun. Only girlfriends I ever had were bisexuals and one lesbian (she considered me a "chick with a dick.") They all left me for a more physically "normal" guy or girl. Also, growing up with my body, I got issues.
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>>736182660
I watch anime.
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>>736185621
Gtfo
This is a secrets thread not a disgusting perverts thread.
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>>736185430
Vola?
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I like lurking these threads to see if there is any pedophile storys
it gets me hard
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I am in a stable relationship with a very lovely girl, but I also have a profile set up on a sex site with fake info using (worksafe) photos I have never shown anyone. I have no intention of meeting anyone, I just like being complimented while sharing pics. Growing up I had shitty self esteem and it still lingers a bit so the ego boost from random women is always nice.

I feel really shitty about it since I really love my gf, but I keep finding myself doing it.
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>>736182660
if I don't eat for a few hours I can deepthroat my own dick
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I want to see my lil slut gf nude sucking 2 big cocks she has huge tits and is 4"6
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I was a contractor from 2009-2014. retired with a perfect record of 46 completed contracts. I sleep easy.
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>used to nanny for my ex gf's sisters
>they get out of the shower and let them be naked before bed
>younger one always comes up and lays on my lap demanding to be tickled
>getting boners regularly while tickling her all over
>over time it escalates to slapping butt, licking all over
>eventually I'm just sucking and teasing her nips while "tickling" her all over
>went on for about 4 months nobody ever said anything
>right before breaking up with gf went in, pulled her shirt up while she was asleep and blew a massive nut on her
>never saw them again
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>>736185942
We all do stuff online to make us feel better. Just leave the guilt behind, you are hurting no one.
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>be me
>live with female roommate
>21, white, 5 ft, 200+ lbs
>cute face tho
>wouldletherblowmeclothed/10
>she goes to college classes most days
>her room is my sexual paradise when she's gone
>use her things to get off almost every day
>sniff her panties
>sometimes wear them
>hair tie? cock ring
>toothbrush in pooper
>vibrating wand on muh dick and balls
>let my cum fly free
>one weekend
>she's going out of state to visit family
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
>rummaging through her panty drawer
>grab favorite pair
>putting them on when i notice something neon pink in the back of the drawer
>it's a jackrabbit vibrator
>horsedick.mpeg
>like 9 inches long
>dusty af tho
>rinse that shit
>put on some of my fav porn, pic related
>spit on vibrator
>slide it up my ass to the base
>turn vibration on max
>abuse my asshole for a half hour
>blowjob scene
>feeling slutty
>deepthroat that shit for a couple minutes w the vibration on
>put vibrating rabbit ears up my dick until its numb
>so cash
>shove it back in my ass
>kaoken x10
>matching the speed she's being fucked
>legs bouncing uncontrollably
>prostate going numb
>cumehamehaaaa!!!!
>leave it vibrating in my ass for a few minutes
>roll it around on the dirty carpet to make it look like it did when i found it
>still cleaner than it was when i found it
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I hate white people. Their skin just looks like fucking dried mayo. It isn't really a secret though
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>>736185929
I want to fuck my gf's 11 yo daughter. She is laying next to me on the couch in a dress....
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>>736185839
that would be illegal anon
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I lost my virginity to one of my former teachers when I was 17.
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>>736186338
pics pls

>>736186378
same, what subject?
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>>736186378
I did that when I was 14, but it wasn't her idea. I blackmailed her into it. I tricked her into having us alone and let her know a bunch of stories I planned to tell the authorities, lies about her molesting me. I gave her an option, either I tell the lies or we actually do stuff and I keep it secret.
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>>736186338
:o
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Almost every female I know has seen my penis, but none know it's mine
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>>736186338
Pics? at least blackout her face
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From like 8-14 I tricked girls constantly into sitting on my face in "fights"

I'm scared as fuck I'll eventually get in shit for sexual abuse of some sort.
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>>736186338
Where is GF?
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>>736185555
checked
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>>736186538
so basically a rape by blackmail? what a way to start your sex life.
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>>736186631
What do you take a pic of your new watch on your dick and send it to them thinking they wouldnt suspect a thing?
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Gf has type 2 diabetes and inside I'm hoping she dies from it.

She's been getting worse throughout the 7 years we've been together and I have a daughter with her and she has a kid too from a past relationship.

I think my life would be easier with my girls if she passed away.

Am I a bad person for thinking this way?
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get high on cocaine sometimes and suck dick. I have a GF
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>>736186683
I feel bad about it now, and I feel shame after I fap to the memory. I still toy with people, I got issues.
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>>736182897
>brake shitty autisim toy
>dad filps his shit
why?
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>>736186538

Nice fantasy OP
No need to lie on an anonymous board lol
We are all strangers here
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>>736186709

When I meet a girl, a few days later I send them a dick pic, from a newly created social media account. New account every time, so people from different areas of my life can't link them up.
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I sneak into my parents room and sniff my moms panties
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>>736186887
pic of your mom?
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>>736186885
Nice
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>>736186786
>Am I a bad person for thinking this way?
Na I dated this girl and she had two daughters
I only stayed with her because she found out she had cancer and wanted me to take care of her kids
Eventually it just got hard to cope with and left
I secretly wanted her to die and for me to groom the older daughter to be a fucktoy for me

I felt bad about that
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>>736186786
It is a little F'ed up but probably true.

You pervin under the dress?
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>>736186786
i think that it's really easy to foster resentment when you have to look after someone sick, seen it happen. type-2 diabetes is a manageable condition though so are you planning to wait an extremely long time?
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>>736186881
My fantasy was her taking me home and having fun, who fantasizes about using lies to leverage someone? Oh, you are someone who believes the teenage boy first, aren't you? Sucker.
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My cousin's half sister is in love with me and I have absolutely no feelings for her. We don't share any blood but it's still really fucking weird for me and makes me cringe like crazy internally.
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>>736186518
>>736186663
Here
>>736186678
She is out with her family
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I sneak into my moms room and sniff her panties. The best dude. And also to my sisters.
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I keep fapping to Dr. Jordan Peterson lectures.
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>>736186995
yes it is, but the scam is when you pay 50 dollars shipping, and then some chinks get your CC# and you'll realize why this is a mistake a few weeks later ;)
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>>736182660
I am in love with an 18 year old and im 41. Things were going well until she found out how old I was.
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>>736187042
mm little sneak up that dress would be yummy
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>>736183088
Least of my worries
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>>736183088
Hey, I think about being raped, it's all good
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>>736187128
Time for a foot and leg massage
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>>736187042
Post more
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>>736187007
Is she hot? Maybe you can let her give you regular BJ's.
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>>736186973
Well I'm not grooming the kids for any weird shit so yeah but yeah I almost an in the same boat. I stuck around cause at one point her and her kid were living out of her car. I didn't want her kid growing up that way cause I know how that is cause I've been there too
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>>736186378
>be me
>17
>In 8th grade, I was a pretty quiet introvert
>nofriends.jpg
>acted depressed in class
>History teacher started to talk to me about depression
>Talk to her about all the shit that I went through in my life (don't ask)
>"If you ever need to talk to someone, you can always talk to me".
>score.jpg
>She was one of the hottest teachers in my grade (pretty low standards if you saw the teachers at my school)
>Anyway, started talking to her more
>Came to her class during lunch and helped out after school everyday
>We got close
>I would email her like every week
>We were basically friends.
cont.
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>>736186986
I don't get what you mean by pervin under the dress
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>>736184113
Get some therapy. I was a 30 year old virgin, too. Now I'm happily married.
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>>736187042
Put your cock on her feet
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>>736187415
Looking, touching, etc
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>>736182660
18 & still haven't had a first kiss
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Im 25 and normie and ridiculously unstable

Going to grad school, lots of friends, absoltly not able to function normally

I drink do steroids but wuit drugs, ayy

When girls dont hit on me I lose my shit internally

I want to die or flee but I exist for my parents because im an only child

Ill make alot of money but idk if my brain will keep me alive past 35

Im incredibly angry all the time and equally manic and depressed and I think I have a heart problem from abuse. Im attractvie and cant put myself out there since my last breakup so i delve futher into insanity and idk if im gonna make it another year or two

hahahahahahHAHAHAHA top kek bros sickkkkkkkk yolo

Fuck me.
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>>736184558
My secret is I am secretly prostituting myself to rich lonely guys so I have more in my savings
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I have been catching the same train for nearly 8 years and I have a system to trap victims so I can molest them.
My last 3 victims were schoolgirls
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>>736187042
>>736186338

I want to make you perfect anon. That's all I've ever wanted
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>>736186993
That's the thing though. She has a sister with the same thing and she does better then her with managing it. At one point I wanted to get with her sis who is only 3 years younger than her.

Recently her last visit to the eye doctor they told her that she's losing her vision is badly damaged and the only way to slow it down is with laser.

Plus she's been having these fevers and kidney pain.

I'm fucking tired of going to the hospital.
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A friend and I go to romania every year to fuck young wives by tricking them. At first we went there just for holiday until we had the idea and found out that we are good at it and have a fetish for the married ones.
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>>736187551
Are you male?

HOw does this work? I dont want any in the butt but im willing to fuck and maybe suckk some dudes for heavy cash

please tell mrem more keep me going
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>>736187548
go to a therapist. fuck man. you don't need to keep the perfect facade up
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>>736187551
You M or F?
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>>736182660
I'm a werewolf and I think about eating people. A lot.
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>>736187605
You gotta start taking pics romkun
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>>736182660

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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>>736187641
I called one, I need to follow up

Ive been in a lot of therapy

Idk brah I think im >>>TRIGGERED cause i met with new firnds for the first time at a bar club thihng and didnt outlast the paki for the girls attention

Pretty pathetic of me desu. thanks for the response take this eheady reaction imoage
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>>736187501
Oh nah. I'm not some fucking weirdo. Then again I'm on /b/.

Seriously though that's one line I have a hard stance on because I was a victim of sexual abuse at a young age. From a female twice my age at that.

shit fucked me up
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>>736182660
I unironically fap to pictures of furries/humans doing giant turds
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>>736187723
Holy shit dude.....that's pretty bad ass. I hope you don't get caught. You got any pics?
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>>736187561
You do them on the train or some other place?
Wanna share some of the system?
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>>736187561
Chikan
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>>736187180
Me too. Incestually
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>>736187561
Have fun in jail!
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>>736186786
Dude!
Can you die from diabetes that quickly?
Does she not take her medicine properly?
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>>736187605
How does your scam work? I'm guessing Romania just has a lot of unhappy marriages.
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>>736187723
wow...

the fuck is wrong with you ???

A) no ones believing this edge shit
B) shit is specific as fuck
C) your imagination is fucking retarded.

you are actually a subhuman basement dweller!! please hang yourself, so you realise the amount of edge projecting from your ass before you die.
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>>736187675
Your fantasies are barbaric and inane. You disappoint me more than you can possibly imagine.
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>>736187541
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>>736186786
The thing with type 2s is that they won't die as fast since the pancreas is still working.

If she's inconsistent with her meds, it'll just make her suffer.
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>>736187757
But you come on b in an incest thread and tell us "
I want to fuck my gf's 11 yo daughter. She is laying next to me on the couch in a dress."

I am confused now.
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I really want to eat my step sisters ass/pussy out and eat her cum
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>I had phone sex with a 13 year old girl when I was 16, multiple times. She told me she was 14, but now that I'm 19 and getting back in contact with her, the age she's telling me now doesn't match up.

>My best friend is legitimately psychotic and I haven't told anyone. His mother is a 'positive thinking' faux-christian nut job that doesn't listen to him, yet expects the world out of him. As I've witnessed, it's deeply disturbed him. He's extremely likable and good at wearing a mask, and he doesn't even know it, himself, it seems like.

>I have a fantasy in my mind where I want someone to come up to me in public out of nowhere and viciously beat the shit out of me, and tell me that I don't belong there.

>If someone ever hurt my mother I'd kill them. I'd simply do it, because I don't see any other way of handling that situation.
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>>736187806
>>736187817
Lol I'm in Japan.
System: trap them against the wall....don't get caught in the middle. When you see a rush of people getting on the train head towards the girls. Do something inconspicuous with your hands i.e. Hold your bag or a handle. Initially you can play off and continue act as an accident.
I however have full on just rubbed girls pussies but I don't recommend that in any other country other than Japan or maybe India.
I've become so bad that I've started taken pics of it and also I actually got my cock out of my boxers a few weeks ago and rubbed it against a business woman
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>>736187400
>Finnish 8th grade
>The last time I saw her, she was literally fucking crying.
>We had one last hug, and I left the campus one last time.

>summer
I cant stop thinking about her
>I fucking love her
>I want to fucking cum in her mou-
NO
>wtf am I thinking.
>She's my teacher
I need her
>I start emailing her more often
>She starts to talk to me like one of her friends, not like a student
>We talk about sex jokes and shit
>She tells me about her past relationships
>Her former bf cheated on her
>imma_kill_this_nigga.webm
>I tell her that I would never cheat on somebody
>She smiles and looks at me with those beautiful brown eyes.
cunt.
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>>736188062
>My best friend is legitimately psychotic and I haven't told anyone. His mother is a 'positive thinking' faux-christian nut job that doesn't listen to him, yet expects the world out of him. As I've witnessed, it's deeply disturbed him. He's extremely likable and good at wearing a mask, and he doesn't even know it, himself, it seems like.

Is he having murder fantasies? If he is what are those fantasies, how long has he been having them and how often?
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>>736188097
you're who i wish i could be
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>>736188097
What will be your magnum opus?
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>>736187883
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>>736187656
>>736187624
I am a female, find people on various websites or just fucking craigslist.
Totally creepy, one guy who I see maybe once a month pays me $1000 for a few hours of hanging out and fucking. He's in his 60's and I'm 30. He pretends that I am his 12 year old granddaughter and calls me by her name when he cums. Starts speaking in some foreign language. But hey, $1000 totally worth it.
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my younger sister forced me to watch as she got wrecked by two of my friends
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>>736187871
Not that fast but it's a matter of lifestyle.

Hers is she eats what she's not supposed to
Doesn't exercise
Takes her medicine more as a crutch than as she should
Doesn't sleep right
Stays in bed almost all fucking day
Sometimes she won't eat anything. Just a bowl of cereal
It's like she wants to die but then she wonders why she feels so shitty.
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>>736182660
1
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>>736188006
What? Where are getting that from lol?

I think you have my post confused with someone elses
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>>736188339
Well fuck. MOre power to ya

Last girl I was fucking was also fucking a dude on two major sports teams in Columbus

If i was a hot chick id probly do the same
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>>736188351
How long has it been since she was diagnosed?
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>>736188345
greentext please
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>>736188097
Yeah, I have been on those trains down near Machida. I can see that working. Enjoy that sweet Japanese pussy.
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I regularly get fucked by my male married neighbour.
I'm also male, 18.
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>>736187723
Hey, I know that girl! You didn't do a good enough job with the pistol, and now she has to work double-shifts just to keep up with her medical bills. Plus, she's got another hole in her head, thanks to you. Last time I went to Pappi's Pizza, she ended up bleeding all over my large pie when she set it on the table. So you know what I did? Of course you do...I unzipped my pants and said, "Sorry, I have to do this, but my /b/ros on 4Chan are going to have a good laugh about it."

>wait until meal is finished, carefully scraping dried blood off my large pie
>actingnaturally.tar
>server asks "was everything OK?"
>everythingwasperfect.zip
>except.com
>one.net
>thing.org
>therewasbloodallovermypizzayoustupidbitch.edu
>server apologizes profusely
>notgoodenough.exe
>make her get on her knees in front of entire restaurant
>fuck bullethole in her skulls
>pumping action from schlong activates memories of childhood abuse stored deep in cerebral cortex
>bitch starts crying
>tell her that she ruins everything
>notabletofinish.penet.fi
>zip up pants
>throw used condom on table
>"there's your tip, you dumb cunt"
>walk out
>likeaboss.azw
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>>736188005
Believe me she's suffering almost on a daily basis

I used to care but now it's so commonplace thanks I'm whatever about it. I tried helping her but she won't do her part. The kids are more important to me and I can't be babysitting her cause she won't take care of herself properly
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>>736188218
Do you live in japan?
It happened a few times to me too from guys and girls.
>I was on a packed train and someone proper squeezed my ass. I turn around and there is only guys. I wanna smack someone but who? You just have to be in a good position. And know your surroundings. Also I was next to a lady 40ish I wasn't paying much attention but every 5 minutes something would touch my dick. Each time I looked I just saw her handbag (the distraction) I then looked without turning my head and I saw her hand moving towards me. Unfortunately she got off 2 minutes later.
You have to be either 7/10 or just rolling in confidence to get away with it
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>>736188429
She's been diagnosed at 13 years old I believe
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>>736188492

as the original writer of that (very old) copypasta i thank you and i saved your story to the same text file.

thank you
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>>736187365
Not bad looking, but she's definitely not my type. Like I said, I'm not into her, so I'm not going for any sexual shit.

The worst part is that she's been like this for years. She's four years older than me so there were points where she fancied me even when I was a minor and she wasn't, which creeped me the fuck out.
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The other morning I went to fart and pooped myself. I laughed about it for like 2 minutes before I showered.
Also as a kid I tried to hang a cat and threw a massive piece of cement at a pretty girl in kindergarten, she got fucked up. (I sort of feel bad about it and I took the psychopath test, it indicated I'm a psychopath).
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>>736188577
Age now?
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>>736187680
yeah thought of that but if no proof exists it never happened and most of them just let it happen and leave, they want no pics either

>>736187877
Well it's pretty easy. There are a few places that people always look for work and they earn like nothing. We split and look for the hottest ones, telling them that we are in need of a babysitter
Most of them are at about 18-24 years old and since I'm around 35 I look grown up, wearing a suit. We ask them to show an ID for the age and ask for their # and if they have experience with kids, that's the point it turns out if they are married and have kids or just a relationship or whatever. Most of them are married but pretty much unhappy with their shit
We let the hottest ones come to the hotel at different times
On the way to the room we explain that the kid isn't there right now for whatever reason and if they just could clean the room
They mostly agree and when they come in we have a suitcase with fake money in it and that's where it starts
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>>736187400
>17
>8th grade
Anon, are you a downy or something?
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>>736188455
not good in greentexting, can write like this, but go through everything that happened
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>>736186338
Need pics!
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>>736188640
30
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>>736186338
Nope...
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I sniff my straight roommate's dirty boxerbriefs when he's not home. I cum harder than I do with a dude.
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One night every two weeks or so, I get the urge to go gay. I'll switch on guys on my tinder and proceed to swipe left on almost all of them. Even when I'm full on craving dick I just can't find myself attracted to guys. Then I masturbate to gay porn, fantasize about sucking dick and taking it up the ass, cum buckets, and immediately lose all interest in it. All other times I'm completely straight. I won't think about it. I won't feel turned on at the thought. I'll go flaccid watching the porn. Nothing.

It's very frustrating.
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>>736188847
Well damn, she's kinda fucked.
she could have possibly reversed it coz there have been studies that show a few years of constant diet and excercise control can revert disbetes or at the very least control the symptoms to a point where it doesn't even effect your life
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>>736182660
Some people are going to murder this little troll
I could stop it, but I'd rather play minecraft

hxxps://www.faceboo.k.com/keith.mcmullen.16
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>>736184442
Lying Trap. Nothing medical about it.
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>>736185218
This is not funny any more, cunt.
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>>736188133
>emailing her
>smiles and looks at me
well I was starting to believe.
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>>736188978
You butthurt that you probably fapped to me? Or, are you butthurt that you need pills and I never took them? Either way :p
Boring reply.
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>>736188133
>A couple yeas pass
>Sophomore
>We talk a lot more
>I call her by her first name
>One day, she asks me, "Are you into Asian girls?" (She's Asian)
>me: uhhhhhh..... umm...
>I'm fucking sweating
>me: uhhh... I guess
>She laughs
>She knows I like her

>I fapped so hard that night

>By now, she's okay with the fact that I like her and teases me about it.
>She's my fucking bff
>One day, she emailed me and told me to meet her at the school
>oshitwaddup.jpg
>Go to school.
>She starts throwing some cheesy love lines at me.
>me: "Did you write a script for this, or what?!"
>She laughs
>we hug
>we kiss
>we make out
cont.
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>>736189112
Hot!
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>>736189062
I visited the middle school on some occasions
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>>736186338
Got any G pics?

She awake or sleeping?
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>>736188937
I have the exact same situation. Been like that since I was 12 years old, 24 now. Been in a relationship with my gf for like 5 years, I love her and the sex is cool but same situation
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>>736189165
Please stop, anon.
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>>736188962
Tell me about /b/rother.

Sucks bad. Like I said, she had the time to maybe manage it better but couple that with bouts of depression and well you have her how she is now.

I don't even kiss her cause when her blood sugar goes low and she injects it makes her mouth taste like an old folks home with rubbing alcohol smell and sandpaper lips.
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>>736188937
>>736189262
hit me up on kik: standardnormal. who cares?
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>>736186331
The feeling is mutual.
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>>736189262

You guys need to invest in a trans man. They act kinda manly, still look kinda feminine, have a pussy and an ass for you to fuck. Some of them will even peg you.

That way you get the best of both worlds
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>>736189165
the quality of writing has somehow went even lower. This is too cliche and predictable for me to imagine someone writing past the age of 12.
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>>736187100
fucking kill yourself and take a shit in your "room" god damn Peterson is full autistic
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>>736189282
I'm sorry but that last paragraph just made me kek so fucking much.

Damn son I feel for you, I'm a fat fuck but I'm losing weight and excel using but I'm hella fearful of getting diabetes. and no offence I don't want to end up like ur girlfriend.
Is her pussy any good?
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>>736187042
Sheeeit
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>>736187541
kys
reflect

>>736184113
lol
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I posted nudes online while in a relationship once.
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>>736188799
Ok, go right ahead
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>>736186861
Because they cost money, genius.
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>>736187541
30yo kissless virgin here you are smalltime
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>>736189466
No worries about laughing I fucking think it's ridiculously ludicrous too but that's how it is

And yeah. Back then we fucked like rabbits and even did anal a few times. Sucked amazing too. Now she's like an old lady. Cant fucking enjoy having sex with her now when she's actually up for it cause it's me doing all the work and it feels like a chore now

I pretty much jerk it when I get the urge now
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When I was 16 I let my ex-gf's 22 year old rapist get me way too high and fuck me multiple times. (Bi femanon).

I worked with him and didn't know it was him until later. He was 21 and she was 14 when it happened. Doesn't matter weed and dick were good, but now that I'm 18 he threatens on and off to just show up at my house when I don't want to hang out and it's legitimately concerning.
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>>736188845
See>>736187042

>>736189228
G pics? She is sleeping
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I don't know how to kiss.
Like legit I've searched online and all they say is how to position your head and wait for the right time. I don't know where to put/what to do with my lips and tounge
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I started using heroin and meth this past couple months. Ooops
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>>736189730
If he actually shows up get a ppo and if you feel threatened ask a friend you trust to come over.

You cant be too careful
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>>736189783
Pretty sure you only figure that out when you actually kiss someone
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>>736189752
So rub one out and shoot on her feet or legs. Then get pics.
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>>736189730
I feel bad for your friend but I don't feel bad for you.
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>>736189704
When I'm socializing with strangers, I let slip the "fact" that I'm a virgin. I do it to get me laid. It works, ladies want to be that special first memory and they really lower the bar on judging your behavior. What's the point? I believe most "virgins" above the age of 14 are not really virgins. They just discovered this trick too. No, I'm not a sociopath. I just lie for sex when it comes to the nothing people (strangers).
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>>736182660
I often have sexual relations with "that" woman...
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>>736189913
I don't feel bad just mildly inconvenienced. She was a cunt idc.
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To that pedo dude that's talking about the 11 year old.
You fucked up, firstly you deleted the picture but anyone can still find it by going onto a 4chan archive site and searching your post number - boom, the picture is there.
Secondly, law enforcement are probably going to be interested in you somewhere in the near future - and if they are, they can use that picture and read the EXIF data, to find out who you are.
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>>736189955
I dont get why this works
Personally I would much prefer sleeping with someone more experienced as it's likely to feel much better
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>>736189820
He knows where I live but I'm not convinced he'll actually show if I'm aggressive in telling him to fuck off. He dated some 13 year old when he was 17 and got in trouble for just showing up and refusing to leave. Ex-gf's family took legal action too. Don't think he'd risk it.
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>>736187723
STFU, Psycho.
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>>736182660
I think about raping young girls out of the blue. I never do and I know it is wrong but the thought often appears in my mind. I hate my head.
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>>736183725
same
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>>736189784
I'm considering picking up meth. I had some good times with adderall, but it didn't really pack the punch that I wanted.

Any tips on getting into meth?
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>>736190119
As long as you keep up a strong front youll be fine i think. Clearly he likes kids because theyre easy to manipulate
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>>736190049
Most ladies don't think that way despite its logic. That's why being the "virgin" is a win-win for me. She gets to be "special" and I get to reap the benifit of her experience. For some reason, the more sexually experienced girls love to be the virginity takers (on average).
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>>736188597
You are very welcome.
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>>736190033
FYI, 4Chan strips the exif data. Nice try, faggot.
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>>736190032
At least you have come to peace with your situation; nothing worse than a living corpse moaning about something they (in some manner) caused. I have an equal amount of disdain for the rapist.
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>>736187798
Don't encourage that lying cunt, faggot.
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>>736189730
call the police
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>>736190033

Its a troll.

The government has access to time travel.

The real government, as in MIB stuff.
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>>736190033
Shit up fag....I wanna see him cum on her foot.... go back to Raddit you damn homo
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>>736190253
Okay now I see where you're coming from. I think the more sexually experienced ones would probably feel differently than I do.

Inexperienced girls are more likely to choose more experienced guys for their first time though i think
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be me
im 16 staying the weekend with my aunt and uncle
sat night he leaves for work
my aunt gets trashed because she is pissed he wouldnt just tell them he had plans
i passout in the living room chair
i wake up to see her on the davenport sleeping
try to wake her up
shes not waking up
i touch her butt, my hands are shaking sooo bad
im scared shell wake up
so i spend alot of time just rubbing her butt
then get the nerve to touch her breasts
she still isnt awake
i get more ballsy and rubb her butt under her underwear
hard as a rock i start fappin big time
i then use her hand which makes me blow my wad right away
i then pull her underwear down
she whispers for my uncle to stop it, cause i could wake me up
then starts snoring again
i star rubbin her pussy
im now hard again
i have made up my mind to put it in her
i move so im over her and start to try to put it in her
she moves her butt to her then says to make it fast
i side it in her with her help an push it balls deep
she wakes a bit turns back looks and says your not "ted" name changed.
me. im so sorry
i slowly move to get off her and blow my load pulling out
i then go to the spare room and wait out morning
morning comes i go down stairs and know im dead
she has breakfast ready, asks how i slept
ok
she then comes over hugs me really close
says she slept great
i start eating
she then says
next time please clean up after yourself
i answer what?
she then says last night
i say oh then ok sorry then back to eating
she never says anything else to me about it
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>>736190290
Wouldn't they recover it in the case of a murder? Also, does the exif date cross over if one downloads the photo?

>>736190170

see >>736187578
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>>736190357
>Shit up
Honestly what is stopping you from killing yourself
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>>736182660
I need help

>be me
>theres this girl
>she has crush on me
> i reject her

>fast forward
>now i want to be with her
>i really fucking want to
>im in another town and dont know her adress or any contact
>what if she doesnt like me now or has a bf
>i dont know, if she has a bf i want her to break up with him
>i want to marry her
>wtf is wrong with me, havent seen her in years
>still vigin
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when i was 6 my cousin rape me.
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>>736188937
Just have a same sex experience. Then you will know whether you are into guys or not. It's incredibly easy to find a guy willing to fuck you. You can have a guy at your place faster than a pizza.
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>>736188335
It's not falling for bait if you are calling OP out for posting bullshit.
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>>736190405
I think it does cross over coz I saw a tv show about insurance fraud and someone sent a pic that was taken after they said their item was stolen
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>>736185984
Lil is the wrong descriptor
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>>736189784
Don't do it. It will fuck your life up. I dropped around 30 IQ points from it. Just don't.
I was in the hospital recently, went to security office to find my grandmothers shoe, saw an old friends photo. His parents are worth 60mil. He's in there all the time for psychotic episodes. He used about a 10th of what I did. Unless you have a IQ of 180, you have no chance.
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>>736190290
You dumb fuck even if 4chan does do that don't you think LE can't find out the IP or info of the anon that posted it?
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>>736190480
What's the story? Are you M or F? Was it good?
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>>736190210
Don't do it. It will fuck your life up. I dropped around 30 IQ points from it. Just don't.
I was in the hospital recently, went to security office to find my grandmothers shoe, saw an old friends photo. His parents are worth 60mil. He's in there all the time for psychotic episodes. He used about a 10th of what I did. Unless you have a IQ of 180, you have no chance.
(see, I can't even remember how to use 4chan. FML.)
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>>736186096
What kind of pay did you get?
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I'm on a 10 loss streak on LoL
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>>736185984
>4'6"
>Sure she isn't a leprechaun?
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>>736189783
Just do what feels good. Or watch videos on YouTube. It's not rocket science.
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>>736188978
Oh, and traps are gay guys who take meds to become girly. I'm a straight guy with that effect naturally. I'm more of an "anti-trap." I only really pretend to be a girl to tease guys. Well, my wardrobe is girly and people often mistake me for a girl, I never really correct them. My friends think of me as a lipstick lebian, I have the burden of the secret of my male friends trying to do stuff with me. I usually get them to change their mind by flashing my dick while calling them gay.
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>>736190641
i am male.
one he was taking shower with me and strart touching me and them start all.
it was bad.
(sorry if my english is bad)
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>>736190422
>Your mum
(Pic related it's your mum)
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>>736189784
Stop. All they are going to do is suck the joy out of your life.
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>>736189112
Just as boring as your story.
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>>736190210
Seconding "don't." The odds that your willpower can control the urge to redose are very low. If you need to pop pills to feel good, then you've got a problem. Fix the problem. More or different drugs are not the solution.
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>>736190861
OK,I'll take the bait. Who's ass is that? Got noods?
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got my mom to cheat on my step dad with me my best friend by spiking her drink wih molly and xans she didnt remember it but she has left my step dad because he cant pleasure her anymore
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>>736190937
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>>736190978
Go on...
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>>736190862
Hahahaha! So boring you chose to reply! Aw, you are so cute. Sorry about your cock size/ pay check/ comeliness/ personality insecurity where it is lacking. You have a fabulous day.
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>>736190999
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>>736188907
I've been doing this with friends dirty boxers for years. cum buckets also
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>>736182985
I want to be a trap. But can't. Feels not too good man.
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>>736190861
>>736190978
>>736191036
You gonna sauce or what?
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>>736182660
I flirt with every girl I talk too even if their on the PS4
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>>736190033
If it is a screenshot then there will be no exif data
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>>736186096
What were you building?
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>>736191508
I think he means a different kind of Contractor
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>>736191508
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>>736191508
>This>>736191817
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>I had sex with my friends older sister, knocked her up and never paid back my half of the bill for the abortion to her. And she's afraid to tell. We were still getting it on for the longest time after. I wouldn't call it blackmail, but it was a lot like that.
>Before my friends dad died of leukemia, I was angry that he spent so much time with him and not with me, so I scratched his car and let the air out of all the tires. I'd also prank call him a lot.
>I stole money from my best friend and his mom and dad often, once when we were little he got in to trouble over that big time. He was grounded for a little over a month. He never knew it was me and we even talked about it.
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I love texting girls whilst having a gf, turning them fucking horny, then cum together and hope they wipe everything of their phones
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>>736190641
>rape
>Was it good?
Kill yourself
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>>736191036
Hoping for one more in this series...
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>>736192075
According to some "feminists" female on female molestation can be good or even positive. and reveal to the person being raped that she is in fact bisexual
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>>736191938
Kill yourself

>>736192462
Well they are retarded and should not be listened to.
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>>736192607
I concur with both points
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>>736191979

pathetic. Can't find an excuse for that
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>>736192462
Shiiiiiiite
I've molested loads of bitches as a guy
.........but if I say I'm a 5 year old girl trapped inside a 30 year old man.....now what?
Obviously, previously I'd be fucked but now maybe it's not my fault.
If these days we're not allowed to assume gender....then how about age?
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>>736192462
NAMBLA members are old guys who use similar logic to justify molesting boys.
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>>736192679
its arrousing, they want everything too
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>>736192685
>I've molested loads of bitches as a guy
Kill yourself
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i posted my gf on here a couple of times .. she doesnt know and id be screwed if she did someone already guess where she was from
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I have a $5000 debt I've hidden from my wife and it stresses me.
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>>736192685
Please, insert rabid rabbits into your butthole
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>>736192742
Why the fuck did you do this? Why isn't you getting to see her naked, takes pics of her naked, and being able to fap to those pics enough? I am legitimately curious.
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>>736192794
If in doubt, go to reddit.com/r/personalfinance
They are a very helpful subredit and provide quality advice
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>>736192794
Tell her.
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>>736192685
I have seen "tumblr-ites" arguing that trans-age is a thing, so according to them you should probably just get a stern talking too and maybe a slap on the wrist: but of course this probably only applies if you are "female" and have vividly colored hair, "problem glasses" and a face full of metal/tattoos.
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I am sick of my girlfriend, her declining sex drive, and her lack of interest in kinks. I frequently fantasize about and masturbate to pictures of her openly kinky best friend.
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>>736192607

i'm way too selfish to ever wanna do that. <3
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>>736192846
im not sure .. theres some kind of thrill posting them ... it makes me want to fuck her more
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>>736189618
>check the file name
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>>736192856
I've been trying to resolve it overtime before I have to. It's a point of embarrassment.
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>>736192884
Post pictures of yourself. Maybe you are the problem.
Why won't you leave her?
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>>736192884
So break up with her and find someone else. If she isn't meeting your needs, you don't have to stay with her.
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>>736182660
im a dude btw. found a random dude to fuck on Craigslist. turns out he's a lonely 50 year old who has no more family and is basically being my sugar daddy... and I'm loving it. he fucks me with a nine inch cock and I'm basically his cum dumpster and he pays pretty well and takes care of me when I need it. easy money and great sex I guess.

tl;Dr I met a old guy who became my sugar daddy and I became his princess/cum dumpster
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>>736192931
But the stress isn't from the debt. It's from the concealment. Admitting ypur problem will help you solve it. What did you spend 5k over your means on, anyway?
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>>736193018
Lease is up soon. I have been debating it. I do love her though, I wish I didn't.
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>>736192912
Why don't you ask for permission to share, then?
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i crossdress at home when im bored or turnt up
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>>736193154
i think the fun of it being taboo and secret makes it hotter plus i dont think shed ever ok it
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>>736182660
I recorded my sis in the shower, pic is her
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>>736193118
If you really loved her, you wouldn't want her to be with someone who resents her, like you do currently. Don't wait for tne lease to expire. Break up, kick her out or leave. Your relationship is already over. You just want her to catch you jerking off to her friend so that you don't have to do the dirty work.
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>>736193221
That's why you should ask. In a relationship, you should treat the other person the way you would like to be treated.
>>
First time I came without masturbating was when a dog licked my cock while I was passing out on a couch. I had plenty of chances with women but always got too nervous and lost my boner
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>>736192735
Calm down you edgy faghot
Pic related definite edge mate. You're out!
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>>736193254
Dude...that's your sister.
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>>736192742
>>736192912
People like you don't deserve a girlfriend
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>>736193299
im afraid if she says no ill never be able to fuck her again and could get in trouble ... plus its more fun
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>>736193347
>rapist calling someone edgy
Yeah, no, kill yourself.
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>>736193093
It was a credit card balance that crept up over time, and she stopped working when she had our baby so we've had a lower income getting in the way of fixing it up quickly. I feel like an idiot but we had a lot of complexity prepping for bub and my mind wasn't sharp back then.
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>>736193349
It could be his pet monster
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>>736193349
Yeah, I know, I'm a piece of shit. Heres another screen shot
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>>736193254

oink.
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>>736193519

lol check out the stretch marks on that fat little piggy.
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>>736193386
Look you fucking little teenager. I'm sorry if rape isn't "cool" these days but in my day it was a legit past time. I feel like my feelings are being hurt by you attacking me in this way. I'm not used to such aggression
Is this you? Pic related.
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>>736193352
jealous
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>>736193639

moar like triggered by very weak bait, amirite?
>>
>>736193260
Thank you for the encouragement, and true words. Not often you find them on /b/
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>>736186861
>brake
Retard
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>>736192914
huh?
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>>736184090
Story!
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>hermana.
>trece
>como en video.
>fin
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>>736190210
I started with heroin first and then picked up meth. Honestly if you like adderall then id say do some coke. Meth is different. Almost scary. You feel the negative effects of it pretty easily. I snorted some at 2 in the afternoon yesterday and im still awake at 5 in the morning. It doesnt exactly make you feel human
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>>736183424
How did you do that without her waking up?
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>>736194275
He is a very light eater
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>>736193583
I hope the FBI is browsing this board right now. You belong behind bars. Then Clem will be able to do to you what you did to others.

>>736193639
>jealous of being an awful person
Keep thinking that
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>>736182660
I posted my ex's snapchat on here. Got white knighted
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>>736192685
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>>736194121
>trece
....thirteen...
MODSMODSMODS
>>
step brother and i sucked eachothers dicks once. did the same with my cousin
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>>736194373
Well its a shame the FBI can't touch me.
I'm sure you and your other newfag laddit friends will try your hardest to turn this place into a Facebook friendly 9gag piece of shit.....but me and quite a few other oldfags are sick of your shit. Prepare to find out whit DDOS is you fgt. All /b/ comments are logged and oldfags know how to corrupt the system. You'd better delete your posts now brah.
I'm giving you 5 minutes
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Not going to go too into details on here but I'm made to wear shit like this.
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>>736194373
He's now finding out that he can't delete his comments
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>>736193519
So do you jerk off to these pics, or what? Why did you do this?
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>>736193750
You are very welcome.
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>>736194777
>>
Here We go
Parents died when I was 4
Had to live in other families
Therapists said I should do sports
Went to MMA when I was 11
Had a really nice sensei which was like a father
Teached me how to deal with shit
1 time I was really tilted because of opponent
Kicked in his back by mistake
He can never walk again (don't know how it's called)
Had to move in another town
Made new friends
Told them that i had 3 yrs of mma because I was afraid of the past so I didn't tell em
Friend wanted to have a little fight
Punched in his face to hard by accident
Some crazy shit happened with the bones (don't exactly know)
Hes blind now on the left eye
Moved to another town now
I'm afraid it'll happen again so I don't tell anyone
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gather around children
>i was in 11th grade
>doing art as a subject bc easy and can freeload
>we have a black room for photo development
>no one can hear what goes on in ther
>i like to hang out in there with this girl (but that's another story)
>this new couple from norway comes to the school (anders and his gf sky)
>they choose art as well
>me and grill tell them about the back room so they can have privacy too
>sky is so fucking hot
>they flirt a lot and he grabs that ass in class all the time
>teacher fucks off so we all go to back room (all 4)
>me and grill go around a corner to give them privacy okay
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>i kinda hear them doing stuff
>me and the grill cant really get to the door because we'd interrupt them and shit would get awkward
>after 10 mins or so we hear them getting jiggy with it
>the fucking bell goes and it's recess but i don't think they heard
fuck_mylife.webm

pic related btw, the back room is similar to this but bigger and darker because we only leave 1 red light on

cont.
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>>736185621
where can i see the entire movie?
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>>736194373
>>736194692
Cmon bro, was Just jokes. Wanted to see your reply
Gommenasai
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>>736195220
cont.

>me and this qtpie are holding back our fucking laughs
>we're trying not to make any noise because whatever is going on is fucked
>she dares me to look around the corner
>i take a peek and see him FINGER FUCKING his girl on a chair
>her skirt is lifted and i can't see much but she's definitely getting the puss puss touched good
>i told the qtpie friend of mine whats happening and she's bawling but they DIDNT FUCKING HEAR HER
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>get a small mirror from the shelf behind us
>hold it up around the corner so we see them
HE IS RIMMING HER ASS!!!!!
>my friend is now about to lose her shit at this
>she cracks a fucking laugh and i hold her back
>they stop in shock
>didn't see my mirror and my friend shut up
>they continue again
>sky is moaning heavy
>i put the mirror back out and we see them again

>this time is different

>anders looks over at the mirror and sees my face
bustanut.fuckmylife.png
>he looks me dead in the eye and says
>"Sky's rim belongs to the nords"

pic unrelated
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>>736195560
Well after that threat I didn't want to escalate my chances further so I thought it was best not to reply.
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>>736195888
I'm okay with this
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>>736195888
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>>736195918
Lol
I do apologise I have literally no hacking skills. I'm good at manipulating people and I find /b/ a great place to use new techniques.
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>>736192075
rape can be k, my current boyfriend wanted sex one morning, i said no and he just contienued, he was kind of gently - but i said no, fought, tried to escape - and he just continued.

still makes me wet when i think about it
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>>736192712
is nambla fucking real?
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>>736196067
Yeah, I was a little unnerved. The last time someone threatened to do that I just stopped replying (it was some SJW on YouTube who got mad when I said transgenderism is a mental disorder).

The rape stuff was a lie too, right?
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>>736195888
Boi
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>>736196077
>gay boyfriend is a rapist
I'm not sure what's sadder, that you just lost your spine and let it happen or that you think it was okay that he did it.

>>736196150
Unfortunately
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