How tall are you nigger? I'm 5'9"

6'4"

5"9

>>736174388
6'0"

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>>736174459

You lying motherfucker.

>"how tall are you?"
>I'm 5'11
>"oh really, you look at least 6 feet!"
>well right now in shoes I am

had this exact conversation with almost every girl that's ever asked. I think it's because most people lie and say they are taller than they are

5'6" and 5'7" with shoes on

>>736174871
I'm not. Everyone in the South is goddamn tall

>>736174982

Girls lie about their height too.

Had some girl tell me she was 5'6", she was 5'8" and was a giant human. She was hot but she was probably 170. Thic latina girl.

And when she told me she liked being fisted I wasn't surprised, that body was designed for mega dick, her ass was almost two feet wide.

>>736174388
How much do you weigh?

Two...

Well this has been great but I gotta go take my clothes out of the dishwasher.

>>736175104

Ok so, if you are that tall what does it feel like living in a world designed for people of average height?

Do you have to adjust the car seat every time? Is the back seat basically impossible to sit in?

>>736175430

My weight is 193 lbs. currently.

I'm fat. But I have gone as low as 137, and as high as 255.

Also, I'm strong as shit and go harder in the gym than almost anyone. My goal is to be about 180 and ripped as fuck.

>>736175477
It's not too bad honestly. You get used to it. Yes, I have to adjust the car seat every time. Yes, the back seat is very difficult to sit in. Have to spread my legs pretty far so I can actually sit down.

6' 2" master race

>>736175104
South of where?, internet is global shit nugget.

6'2

>>736174388
Have you ever considered using the metric system?

>>736176064
The American South nigga. The only South that matters.

6'8

Suck my poorly proportial-to-height dick, fags!

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5'6 here, I'm good with my height. Smol is good to me, at least not too small.

OP here, I may not be very tall, but I would never consider myself a manlet.

5'9" means a lot of girls are taller than me in heels. Feels bad man.

My upper body is basically that of a tall large man, but my fucking legs are short. It can actually make doggystyle sex difficult.

I'm actually kind of crazy and have looked into getting my leg bones broken, and extended. I could be 6'1" with enough surgeries so girls would like me more.

A girl I liked once posted this height meme on her facebook, and it hurt my feelings. It's not funny to be lonely and short, I even know the exact cost of a shotgun and ammo to blow my brains out, 99% success rate.

Girls are mean bros.

Being 5'9" is glorious. You're less intimidating to shorter girls. And I love myself some 5'5" and under. Just hate it when they put on heels. Always end up pulling chicks who are only into Converse shoes, etc. They'll never make me feel like the manlet I am.

>Inb4 girraffe calling me OP

>>736176129

Nigga not using the metric system in the US is a myth.

Every American involved in math of any kind knows the metric system.

I'm 152 cm in height.

>>736176608
are you a midget?

>>736176462

It just sucks because I love tall girls.

That volleyball player style ass is the best thing ever. I want to fuck a 6'3" girl.

I would have to jump fuck her standing, sounds like fun.

>>736174388
She has to poop? That's the look she's giving.

>>736176709

No, but I would fuck a midget girl.

As long as she wears fake normal legs.I'm tryin to fuck not get nightmares of goblins.

>people actually responding to the name Nigger

6'0"

Feels nice man, relieved I got it. Currently 20, hopefully I grow that extra inch by the time im 22.

>>736176848
You think you've got it bad? I've got the ungodly mix of liking shorter girls, while also not having a particularly big interest in tits. So, as you can imagine... In highschool during my final years, I was actually finding some girls attractive that I wish I didn't. I'd never act on it. Still makes me feel sick though.

>>736174388
6'2

>>736174388
Im 6'4" and im 16 lol

>>736177458
>16
banned

>>736174388
199cm you niggers don't want to be tall, it's more a pain than anything else.

6'4" and I row for UCD

>>736177553
Kek

>>736177582
In feet?

>>736177458

Seriously how close do you live to the closest nuclear power plant?

You those things leak and they don't report it right?

5'11" on a good day

>>736175720
He wasn't asking you your weight fucko. He was implying that the chick is fat (over 200lbs).

>>736177582
Lol nah its fucking great, like except not being able to wear anything in the stores

>>736177690
Probably a britfag. Many of them are fucking monsters.

How to

>>736174388
I ain't no nigger you nigger.

1810mm (fuck your inches faggot)

>>736177818
How many cm you nigger

>>736177690
Lol im New Zealand bro none of that shit here, its weird as fuck tho like both my parents are below my shoulder but all my siblings are tall aswell. but i have 4 older brothers and am bigger than all of them, height and build,

>>736177833
Underage

>>736177833
>>736177458
This thread makes great bait for ban hammers. Fucking morons.

6'5"

6'1
Feels good man

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>>736177711

I have autism I don't know what the fuck is going on.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You are a super fucko deluxe 9000. How about that?

>>736177660
6.53 supposedly

5'11.5''
I just say 6 feet because its faster and I'm close enough

6'6"

>>736177711
Fucked around, and got a triple double

>>736177784
Lol fuck no, kiwi mate

6/10 you midgets

>>736177913
because changing your ip is difficult :^)

6'4" checking in. Sitting in the back of cars is a pain in the ass. Been this tall since like junior year of high school. I guess it's worth it for chicks, but my current gf has never mentioned height.

5'8 here. feels bad. of course my height is pretty low on the list of things preventing me from advancing in life, so it's not something i think about often.

>>736177743
I live in a sorta shitty area, gopniks (Slavs aka European niggers) spot me easily, so it's bad for my health. And yeah that too..

>>736174388
fuck you nigger, callin me a nigger

ya fuckin nigger

>>736175477
Not the anon you asked, but fuck me this crap pisses me off. Washing dishes is the fucking worst. Why is the sink just low enough that I have to bend over. That kills my back after only a few minutes. Fucking small mans world out here.

Niggers https://youtu.be/rFC4qsjpfEs

I'm 183 cm or 6'0"freedom units and I'm also a girl.

>>736177980
Same. Don't stand close to me if we ever cross paths please. My inferior 5'9 hight cannot compete with your Dorkland Skytower ESK hight.

>>736175104
That's because they dont put estrogen in the water in the south.

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>>736175261
top kek

>>736178155
It must be hard being that tall as a female, the bright side is you will have alpha sons

>>736177869
Bruh. 181cm. Why you need me to tell you this?

>>736176848
Same

6'9" and I'm only 11

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>>736177695
Same brother, love it. Perfect height

>>736177913

I made this thread to feel better about my average height, and all these giant teenagers post and can probably beat my ass.

Fuck you tall freak motherfuckers, you probably have some disease with your glands or some shit. Your mom probably abused HGH when she was pregnant.

>>736178272
I is retard I fail high school

>>736178155
marry me, you giant slob!

>>736178161
Kek what part of New Zealand you at?

6'7 here. height does not effect women liking you unless you are a manlet

6'6" (199cm)

>>736178272
>This.

Stop asking us to convert it for you. It's your responsibility as britfags to learn both metric and imperial. Most of todays media is imperial due to Trumpland. Stop bring autists.

>>736174388
5'11" you short bitch.

>>736178267
pft I don't give a fuck about my height and I wear tall heels, I work in a business setting and adore my domineering height.

>>736174388
6'3"

You filthy manlet.

>>736178463
Nigga that's short as fuck

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>>736176303
At least take comfort in the fact that an ever more overpopulated world will continue to favor you.
Like small island populations that result int phenomena like pygmy elephants, you and your offspring will consume less food and oxygen. Eventually, reproducing more efficiently.

>>736178371
slob?

>>736178443
Fucking metric man, i live in a fucking metric country and i fucking hate it. The Celsius is the only thing i really prefer

>>736178334
5'9'' minnesotafag here. Giants everywhere. It's even worse now that everyone in the country is obese. Shit was awesome when I moved south for a few years, everyone was sooooo tiny.

Life for a person of average height is a lot like gulliver's travels.

>>736178463
Says the nigga who cant even go on roller coasters

>>736178379
Inbetween Auckland and Whangarei.

>>736178558
Ah yeah nah youre safe bro im Tauranga ways lol

>>736178503
Or he will be trampled to death by larger specimens who are more suited to survival and reaching the top shelf.

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>>736174388
5'9"


Eh, but it doesn't stop me from getting pussy. I work out a lot, so I'm a little husky

>>736178463

I'm no bitch! I'll have you know that I once beat up a 6'2" guy.

Not bad for a 5'9"er.

He is still mad 14 years later. Feels good bro.

>>736178682
Wolverine is 5'3"

>>73617870 Eh well, the crazy bloke always wins

>>736178682
Posting an image of Iron man would've been more on topic. Robert Downey Jr is 5'8"

5'4, consider leg lengthening surgery

>>736178682

Wolverine beats Hulks ass.

Speed over power.

Mind over matter.

>>736174388
Last I checked I was 5'6. Having Asian genes sucks.

6'5" master race reporting in, I command a battalion of manlets

>>736178802
Do it. 5'4" as a man is beyond "let" territory

>>736178799

He looks shorter.

Downey is probably more like 5'6".

Every actor lies about height, and I have seen that fool wear man heels.

>>736174388
6ft1, 6ft2 with shoes.

>>736178856
Yeah but you're asian. So other asians expect. Breed in b/ro, we need more dancing asians for Webms.

5'5", 170 lbs and ripped. I was a decent running back and really good wrestler. I've had multiple girls think they could beat me up. I understand how people get little man syndrome.

everyone itt kys

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>>736174459

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>>736178802

Sucks man, you have my sympathies.

I hope you get an angel some day.

My drivers license says 6'4", but I think I'm 6'3"

>>736174388
5ft11 without shoes
6ft with shoes
Did I make it?

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>>736179142

How about fuck you, and no!

Come at me bro.

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>5'10"
That feel when I will never be a 5'9" king of manlets
That feel when I must forever be average as fuck

>>736174982
Just say your 6ft then desu~

This thread again. How tall am I? Twelve feet five inches tall. Bow down you fucking midgets. This is the internet. Who fucking cares how tall people are.

>>736179142
A genuine conversation in /b/? Better use my ancient neck hair expansion technique coupled with my exotic self grown body plates to prevent such insolence.

>>736176608
Found the 14 year old girl

>>736174388
1.89

>>736179596
>inb4 14 y/o french girl from france.

>>736178802
Is that an actual thing?

>>736179032
I'm mostly mexican, all the men I was raised around 6'0+. I guess my dads genes were strong.

6'2

>What's the weather like up there?
>Mind your head on that doorway

>>736179596

I'm a 24 year old man, wtf you talkin about.

I know the metric systems. At least I don't call my weight a "stone" wtf is that shit.

>>736174388

6'3"

>>736179903
Are you 32 stones?

6'1" 155 feels about right. we hired a kid that stayed on about a month that was 6'6". 21 years old already had sciatica, not sure I would want to deal with the mechanics of being any taller.

>>736179779
Yeah, it's called a rack. Unfortunately side effects include muscle tearing, bone dislocation and fucking jailtime for taffy pulling someone irl.

Fuck ever being tortured this way.

>>736179779

Leg extension surgery is real.

You can also take HGH and gain maybe 2".

If you really want to, you can gain 8" total, the surgery is horrible but the pussy would be worth it.

Ideally I would prefer to be 6'2".

>>736179988

I'm 13 stones.

I should be 12 but pizza is delicious.

195cm, or nearly 6'4.

>>736180219
Seriously? Just go for a goddamn run everyday and eat a salad more often. Pizza a shit compared to some chicken breast with Mini tomatoes, lettuce and a bit of vinegar or feta cheese if you're geeling like a skinny fuck. Do the world a favour and lose it.

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>>736174388
6 foot. The world was custom desined for my height and girls see that 6 and want my danger noodle. Feels good man.

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5.4 ft

>>736178756
I'm aware. I was mainly using wolverine as a reference for husky.

>>736180504
Also, samefagging here

Don't use a mobile phone with this goddamn website, fucking 2017 and the modern touchscreens are still fucking morons.

>>736176440
Bro....dont worry about it man. Height is relative. You're taller then them? Then you're tall to them. You're shorter than them? Then you are short to them. May i ask, are you a younger guy?

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>>736180680
Why not?

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>>736180504
>Pizza a shit

Here you are Anon.

>>736180905
I use Web browser that's why. It's better for lurking imo because apps have trouble either loading or allowing downloads of Webms. At least that's the way it used to be.

>>736181152
You on iPhone?

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>>736174388
5' 8" last time I measured myself which was about 7 or 8 years ago.

Don't really care tbh.

>>736174388
5'9. wish i was taller :\

>>736174388
6'2"

Funny thing is, it never occured to me how manlets have it so much worse than me, just recently.

>>736174388
I'm 5'13"

>>736181269
Nein, galaxy s7

>>736174982

Ha I'm closer to 6'4" but i say I'm 6'3" cause i don't want to be a fag,, but I'm a fag anywayns, i'm on here

>>736177711
He should have used the meme arrows then
You're dealing with top level autism here

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>>736174388
5'10".

5'12"

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I'm 5'3" aged 41.

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>>736174982
Why would she ask you how tall you are?
She can clearly see how tall you are.

I'm beginning to think women are actually autistic.

6'8

6'3 but people swear i'm getting taller. I don't see it.

>>736174982
I am also honest with my height. It is ridiculous how many people I look down on who say that they are my height.

6'1 faggot

>>736174388
6,0

Good old 4chan. Where the average height is 6'5".

>>736184412
Average dick size = 12"
Average number of sexual partners = 143,897

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>>736174388
6'9", you fucking cunt. I have a foot on you, manlet.

>>736176264
Are you me? Im 6'9 7in dick, looks small feelsbadman

>>736174388
Five feet Seven Inches.

Perfectly happy with it too, considering most women I know are around my height or shorter.
Also, Short Girls = qt3.14

6' 2"

4 inch dick

>>736184816
To add onto my own post like a faggot:

I don't ever really think about height all that much, unless I meet someone drastically taller/shorter than me.

5'8
I dont care about roasties tho, im happy as long as pretty faced feminine boys like me

>>736178501

>The average adult American male is 5 feet 9.5 inches tall, according to data collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention between 2007 and 2010.

Apparently the Average male height is 5'8 for the world.

6'4'' with sneakers on

>>736174388
I'm only 5 foot, 2 inches lol

half chink so im only 5'7

>>736184030
kek

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>>736184030

>>736174388
5'11

6'10 and 210 pounds