Hey 4 chan tell me real sex storys that happened to you

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i hate modern society so fucking much the government makes me angry

>>736157114
this one day i put my penis inside of a girl

>>736157015
I'm a virgin.

>be op
>be 12
>hear of 4chan
>find /b/
>make thread
>google sex
>image.jpg
>fail english class
>Hey 4 chan tell me real sex storys that happened to you

ME SEX NOW, STORY SEX ME NOW

>>736157271
kek

>>736157015
once upon a time i never had sex

I was a virgin the 1st 25 years of my life. The first girl I have a chance with I can't get hard due to a decade and a half of porn and jerking off fucking with my brain. Also nerves.

To make matters worse as I'm making a failed and embarrassing to jerk my dick to life like I'm playing with a wet noodle, I fart.

She hears it and asks me point blank "did you just fart" I spaghetti all over place, only managing to stutter and blame it on the nerves.

This girl really wanted my dick bless her heart. She came over two other times to fuck, but I wasn't able to get hard.

By then she told me she thought we were better off as friends.

Can't blame her, really

>>736157478
wow, 14 whole years huh, you must know so much now

Incest story. Be me 16 years old baby sitting my 11 year old niece. We are home alone. I put her to bed on the couch and I go to sleep. I was just about to fall asleep when she comes in my room crying saying shes scared to be alone and scared of the dark. "Can I sleep with you "sniff" ? " . "Okay fine...Promise not to tell anyone though...we could get in serious trouble if our parents found out!". "I promise".

We stayed up for about a half hour just talking about random things. Quick pillow fight. Next thing you know we are asleep... I think I woke up 4 hours later. I had a HUGE boner. her leg was wrapped around my dick. ( I have a big fetish for playing with people in their sleep)

How Could I resist? Pulled my pants down. started rubbing my dick all over her leg. Didnt wake up to that. Continued further, put my hands up her shirt to feel her boobs and still didnt wake up. So i thought "fuck it". Went the final step and started playing with her pussy. Put my finger in there and there was no blood or anything. She had clearly been masterbating. No virgin wall there.

Eventually she woke up. I was pretty shocked. didnt know what to do so i just said " I am sorry! your leg was around my boner and i couldnt help myself. I hope i didnt hurt you"
"its okay, You can continue if you want ~"

We almost went all the way but I was smart enough to know about protection and we basically were both naked, cuddling. I was rubbing my dick on her pussy dry humping her till I was about to burst. I asked if i could try to deep throat her and finish in her mouth. She didnt know what deep throat ment so i quickly told her what it was. She said yes.

Best sexual night of my life. Beats all the rest.

>>736157015
here:
...

i have sex every night bar none for 8 years but im hungry for more

>>736158236
If it's with the same person I would be too

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>take some guys v-card in an open field one night next to a busy road

>fuck another guy in some back alley esque path behind a bunch of houses

Meh. Nothing crazy.

>>736158350
You some kind of faggot?

>>736158571
I'm not some kind of faggot, sir. I am THE faggot.

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>>736157015
>be me
>virgin
>live in a program with other young adults
>know grill who likes pills
>offer her some benzodiazepines of the highest quality. only the best for m'lady
>she invites me to her place
>we take pills and watch a movie
>we end up fucking, missionary, then doggystyle, then her on top
>program counselor knocks on door and we hide under the covers before he comes in
>get demerits for being at her place after hours
>next day she says she doesn't remember shit
>do it again that same night

she was a qt 8/10. Would rate the experience a 9/10 but I barely remember it because I was high as shit kek. I would've been probably too nervous/spergy to do it without the drugs so it worked out nicely

>>736158768
So when you say you fuck these guys, are you bending them over and humping their asses, or are you the bending over and getting pounded up your butthole?

>>736157015
>kids finally went to sleep
>fucked my wife

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>>736157015
>happened to you

>Be 22 thowing a move in party at my new lakehouse
>Night gets late
>Drank many alchols
>Smoked many pots.
>Lady knocks on my back sliding glass door
>Lady looks good
>Tight body about 42. Definite MILF
>Want to fuck.
>She proceeds to introduce herself as my neighbors daughter
>She then gets wasted and smokes pots
>Getting Late, she starts dancing and taking off her clothes in my living room
>Everyone in the house stops and watches
>After the dance some try hards go after her
>Once she gets tired of their pursuit I walk over and tell her to meet me upstairs.
>Meets me upstairs
>We start talking, and she all of a sudden freaks out and gets mad at me
>I calm her with some healthy bullshit
>She randomly starts hooking up with me
>We fuck, great time.
>Next Day: She wont leave my house. Starts talking about kids, moving in etc.
>Me: WTF did i get myself into
>Week later: I see my neighbor outside (Her Dad) He starts walking over to me.
>Me: OH Fuck I hope he doesnt know what happened
>Neighbor: Hey hows it going... So I heard you and my daughter had been getting into it...
>Me: Don't know what to say, jaw drops stand there motionless
>Neighbor: Well, my daughter is a little bit crazy, if she is ever bothering you just let me know. It shouldnt be a problem going forward.
>Never hear from her again. Neighbor and I are bros.
> Proud I fucked my neighbors daughter and had him apologize to me for it. FeelsGoodMan

>>736158992
Both times I bent them over.

>text girl and ask if she wants to fugg
>she says yes
>drive to her house
>fugg
>drive back to my house

>>736159229
>>736159229
>42
>neighbors daughter
>wut

>>736157015
>be me
>14
>Go to school rich kid's house party
>Wasn't invited but fuck him
>Walk in
>Skunk.jpg
>smelling le devil's lettuce
>see room filled with drugs that I still don't know about
>see 2 people fucking
>cool
>see fat rich kid jacking his small dick
>wattaloser.gif
>stroll over to some passed out hot girl
>fuck
>leave
Next day:
>Knock knock on my door
>police
>arrested for rape
>???
>profit

>>736160403
Parents in their late 60s or later, with a 42 yo daughter who has issues -- unusual, but not impossible

>>736160865
Ok, thanks bb

>>736157478
At 14 I look up to people like you

>>736157114
ditto

fuck capitalism

>>736160403
Neighbor is in his late 70's
Daughter still lives at home. Divorced without custody of her daughter

>>736157015
Received a blowjob from a land whale that lasted 3 hours last night

I just got my first* blowjob at 22 a few weeks ago. It was extremely underwhelming.

*I was molested as a kid and got one then.

>>736157015
Had sex once...

>>736161176
which was a more pleasant experience?

>>736157808
Take a viagra

>>736157015
I was almost caught in a locker 'orgy' where skinny dudes blew the jocks off

i once came inside a girl it felt nice, would do it again

>>736157808
Nigga.. viagra is cheap...
Just get a pill and get past the "we finally had sex" part and you'll not need it.. but for the days and times you DONT get hard.. you have that box to fall back on.
Related:
>Coworker
>She's on her final 2 weeks notice before she's done
>She's moving
>What's there too lose
>"Wanna have some dinner?"
>Date a couple of times
>Out drinking
>"You'r place?"
>Hell yes
>Can't get hard, to drunk
>Morning after
>Still can't get hard
>She leaves and now the entire office heard about it

welp

>Day after
>My place
>NO ALCHOL
>LIQUID VIAGRA
>Fucking her for two hour straight without cuming(10min breather at 40min mark)
>The Office now fucking knows (Y)

>>736157015
>be 16
>meeet grill
>say wanna fug
>she leik yeahhhh
>I was leek ogay
>put benus in bagina
>sex pee
>go to sleep
>shit was cash

>>736157015
>be me
>had sex

>>736160708
tell more

>be me
>be 18 in college
>have first gf
>9/10 face 6/10 tits 10/10 ass
>major slut but "wants to take it slow"
>taking it slow includes blowjobs whenever wherever
>notgonnacomplain.png
>somehow convince her to do anal before actual fucking
>NOTGONNACOMPLAIN.PNG
>manage to get in there although shes never done it before
>she's kinda crying/wincing
>I'm the complete opposite of crying
>finnapre.webm
>roommate walks in without knocking
>sees me balls deep in her ass
>we both look at him like a deer in headlights
>he screams and slams the door
>did I mention he's gay?
>best part is she still let me finish in her

walked her out of our living room later in front of him

he couldn't look me in the yes for about a week

I'm 44 and haven't had sex in 12 years. The end.

>>736163275
Cause you can't get any?
Or you not huntin?

If you'r not getting any, just go to hookers.
Saves you a lot of time
>That you end up using on Work to pay the bitches anyway

B8

Got way too drunk at my usual hangout about five weeks ago and it just so happened there was a fetish show going on that same night.

A girl I sort of "knew" showed up and we went around the room, checking out the leather and jewelry and such. There were all sorts of things for sale. And exhibition.

One thing led to another and next thing you know she's spanking me on a bench with a belt. But weakly, so I tell her I can't feel it. She tries harder. I say I still can't feel it.

A skinny guy in a dress, not a passable trap but still good looking, asks me if he can give it a shot. I say sure. He actually has some technique so yeah, I let him get about three shots in before I give.

When I get off the bench the girl grabs me by the shirt and we start making out.

Few drinks later she's saying let's go have sex.

Mind you, we've known each other a grand total of three or four weeks. But I was into it and so was she. So we went back to my place. Fucked until 4 a.m.

Woke up at 7 a.m. for work, still drunk, wondering how safe we were, but here I am and she's fine so all good.

>>736163101
More what? nothing else to tell really.

>>736163398

mental shit. thanks for responding.

anyone ever take viagra? how was?

Masterbated furiously for 12 hrs straight this morning ...think I broke it

>>736164028
Unless you're 60 or have ED you don't need it. Viagra does nothing otherwise.

>>736157015
>Storys
Kys

>>736165699
wrong and you're a dipshit, the entire internet is at your disposal but instead you repeat something retarded that someone retarded told you.

>>736157015
In freshman year a girl i had known for three years asked me to be her boyfriend and I came out to her as gay i also told her I was afraid anyone would find out. Ultimately she ended up being my beard.

We kept up the charade and everyone knew we were together.

Sophomore year at a party at the end of the school year she drags me downstairs and into a bedroom and locks the door. She asks my if I like jason, the guy hosting the party and whose room we were in.

Eventually i said i did and she opened the bathroom door and jason was there.

We ended up having sex along with my "girlfriend"

>me an hour ago before a shower
>everything exposed I'm going rough
>I'm about to jizz
>I shoot it onto the toilet water and flush

>>736163275
Ez tom

>be me
>15
>staying at father & step-mother's for weekend
>step-sister (one year older) says her best friend (same age) is coming over
>ended up fucking in step-sister's bedroom

>>736165990
>No sources

Kys

>>736164028
see >>736162644

>>736164028
I'm 55. Takes away all worry. Hard like I'm 25.

>>736166208
That's gay, dude.