ITT: we fuck with my girlfriend.

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you have been arrested by the Russian National Socialist Party

tell her to send you nudes

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your execution will follow shortly

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REPLY TO THIS PICTURE OR DIE NOW

>>736140430
send her that op

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OP actually delivers

>>736139350
accuse her of cheating

Hey babe, yeah meet you on monday no worries ;)

Baby just relax, im trying to roleplay at the moment

>>736139350
Can you fuck a BBC while i watch and stoke my sissy clit?

>>736140436
Sorry that was my friend becky replying :)

>>736141367
this

You're eating my unborn children whether you want to or not. Now are you gonna comply? Or am I gonna have to throw my sperm on you while you nap?

Shitty gf if I asked mine for nudes she'd ask me what I wanted to see. You either got a prude, are poor, or don't know how to please a woman. Luckily I got a prude but have the latter 2 going for me.

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>>736142015
HoohooHeeHee No one cares faggot

>>736142178
You to go upstairs and microwave some more pizza rolls you're getting edgy.

>>736142274
You need to*

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>>736142274
Who keeps their microwave upstairs tard?

Ok but in all seriousness, hypothetically speaking, how cool would you be with me watching you make love to another man?

>>736142125
Ask her if she like Alex Jones hairy chest

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Babe I think it's time I opened up. You know all those times I spaced out and you ask me what's wrong. I think it's time I told you.
>I'm transnigger
It's been tough to cope with what I really am but it all makes sense. The lack of feasible jobs missing in my life, the fact of how much Fried Chicken I eat throughout the day the random occurrences when I'm watching TV and something super scandalous happens and I just scream"yassssss boo".
> the only thing missing is a BBC but I think I found the doctor in Columbia who could transplant a Brazilian man's penis onto mine.
> if this is hard for you I understand but we should definitely talk about this

>>736142471
Mom's basement dwellers who think they are edgy like >>736142178 who probably looks like that dog only with acne and greasier hair

>>736142618
Hope your gf dies.

>>736140430
SHIT REPLYING

Wew that was a close one

>>736140430
Ok ok

>>736142459
That's what your mom said to me last night. Well I think she was talking to me but I wasn't the only guy in the room

>>736142459
Niggers tongue my anus

"Hey btw, are you open to hiring a nigger midget with a 10 incher to destroy my rectum?"

>>736143238
damn becky's got jokes

>>736143238
Hehe

>>736143761
op u legend

also say "i want you to rub grease all over my shithole"

>>736143761
Women rights don't exist

>>736143975
Roll

>>736143761
IM A REAL NIGGA FROM CHIRAQ!!!!
PUNK AZZ WITE BITCH!!!!
FUCK WIT REAL THUG NIGGAS!!!
Wat up bitch ass witey u mad cuz we fuking yo wite gurla n we be stealing yo shit n money hahahah yall nuthin but bitch azz whiney wite CRACKAS
I be fuking yo sista to u dumazz cracka azz nigga!!! N yo momma hahah!!!
If yall bitch azz nigga wana fite cum through with yo fatass cauze u can bearly get yo fatass of the chair from yo computah hahah!!! I a real thug rat nigga fuking up people wit drugz n sheeit n muney n i got gunz to bitch azz wite
so cum through u dumazz craka hahah!!!!
i shuv my big dic up yo wite pusy haaaha!!

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show her this picture

>>736145074
can you tongue punch my anis?

>>736145482
goddess pussy? that fucking hole? are you high?

fake as fuck but tell her you like traps and call her fat. make her depressed

I want to break up with you and never talk to you again. I hope you can find a hobo to dick you down besides me

>>736145482
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

1776 will commence again

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>>736145974

Here we go

>>736145974
This thread is fake anyways. Go ahead and try to text

>>736145191
Kek fucking idiot

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>>736145191
>mfw op hasn't fixed the pic
>mfw op hasn't deleted the post
OP...

>>736145974
even if its "her" numbers theyre in on it

>>736146098
Hell yes

>>736145974
jej

>>736145974
now its gonna get fun

>>736146153
>OP trying to shill so his gf doesn't get harassed
>>736146142
OP was delivering, too. Such a shame.
>>736145974
? that brings up some chinese pages.. inb4 is just making this up, to hack people from 4chan
Apex kek

>>736140430
Fuck off

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Post results faggits

>>736146425
>5595400792

Take the 1 out retard you get fresno cali

>>736146564
It could be where it's pinging, but it depends on who the provider is.. he could just be emulating it. You can do so with just a few softwares.
>>736146540
this

hahaha op fucked

what was in all the deleted posts?

Screen shot what she says

>>736147087
see
>>736146240
ops girlfriends phone number

>>736147053
>>736146540
What? why?

>>736147280
Thanks

>>736147338
the guy forgot to black out his girlfriends phone number like in this post >>736146240

guy that caught it and called him out on it deleted his post

people built up ready for a shit storm but everyones too lazy to do it

>>736147280
Isn't anyone going to shitpost the number and make this epic?

>>736147598
why don't you do it fag?

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>>736140430

>>736147482
I don't see the post, how can you tell how it was deleted? also isn't doxxing pretty quickly shut down, especially after all those nudes were leaked of those aussie girls?

>>736147598
where the fuck do you think you are

/b/ in 2007?

>>736147717
I don't have have a rom of a phone ready, but OP's girlfriend sounds so relaxed I doubt she'd be that bothered by anything you'd try to say anyways.

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>>736146240
OP you fool. You got your GF fucked by the /b/tards.

>>736147912
fair enough

>>736147777
>quad 7's
>asking if it's 2007
I guess it fucking is, hail quads

Come on idiots do something funny (I would but I'm in another country, still trying to figure out how to add her)

>>736147764
what?

ok let me be more clear

>op posts screenshot without first blacking out gfs number

>random anon figures it out and replies with "hi laura 15595400792"

>op deletes accidental screenshot

>random anon deletes (or gets it deleted) his post

>no more responses from buttmad op

>10 minutes and nobody has stepped up to raid number

nothings gonna happen because its just not funny or entertaining

>>736148020
see, if it was 2007, getting repeating digits on the end of a post wouldnt fucking matter

This is op. Continue with the raid operation immediately. All /b/tards attack.

>>736148344
how about you shut the hell up and let this failure thread die

Just told your GF, OP. Get fucked.

>>736148582
Post it then

>>736148582
screenshot?

>>736146240
RETARDDDDDDDDD

>>736148582
Show it

How old is OPs gf?

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>>736148673
>>736148689
>>736148973

>>736149199
o shit

>>736149199
checked and rekt

>>736140430
spose so

Kek Johnny is fucked

>>736149199
kys white knight fgt

>>736149199
>ill talk to him

>>736149682
This one might be worth it to see OP get rekt

>>736149199
lmao btfo

>>736149199
Sit tight anons, for it has just begun

OP send the conversation that will now ensue

>>736149842
>expecting op to keep playing after you fuck him

>>736146240
KEK NO WAY IDIOT OP

>>736145935
This

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This thread has pleased the gods, as designated messenger, the gods deemed you all worthy of this reward

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Send this

im fucking with her on sendatext .co but its a wonky interface so its tough to screenshot

we all know this is fake as fuck
>what might his name be
>i'll talk to him
Op is a lying faggot

>>736150301
Kek'd

>>736149199
You're a fucking faggot you should kill yourself.

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i told her that I liked how she looked in that picture posted on 4chan and that I live close to fresno too

and then replied with my dick size and that I would send a pic if she had data

>>736150705
lmao im talking to her about my dick too

I'm smart thogh, I sent her a link to rate mine

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>>736150829
shes boring as fuck

Thread is dead. Sarcastic thanks to the fag who killed it.

>>736151067
>>736150705
jokes on you, thats a random anon

>>736151530
>>736151530
i dont think i give a fuck

>>736140430
fuck you

revive thread

>>736152392
I have a ray gun bro please bro revivie me

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>mfw OP dun goof'd and is now in damage control with his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend

>>736149199
>After a while
>its alex
kek

>>736142459
kek your girlfriend is more charismatic than you OP how about that

>>736140430
kys

how many fags have spoken to her yet?

any updates?

Post screenshots of your conversations with her guys.

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>>736140430
Your dog has no effect on meow

I'm Laura, the now whore according to op, and since I am a whore, I felt that I should act like it. Is anybody else interested in fucking with my life?

>>736140430
sure thing

>>736156095
I wanna fuck with you not with your life
btw tits and timestamp or gtfo

get her nudes.

>>736156095
nudes time stamp or gtfo.

>>736156095
Post nudes and we'll think about it honey. 4chan always welcomes fresh blood.

>>736156095
Laura, time stamp or gtfo.

Time stamp for what?

>>736156095
timestamp and tits

>>736156095
pic, timestamp, face, tits or gtfo.

>>736156095
If that's true, then send us your latest conversation with OP

>>736156095
Tits or Gtfo you fucking cunt nigger

>>736152976
What the fuck

>>736156095
how much do you weigh, have to know before i continue

>>736156095
nigger

>>736149199
This is obviously bullshit, how could you possibly get her number?

>>736157162
Are you totally fucking retarded?

>>736146240
>>736157162
Over here

fucking Laura

>>736140430
i want 2 die

Laura can u suck mine?

ii have to be honest, becky and i go back. there are some old feelings, and im sorry but tonight we kinda went down on eachother... but thats all. i swear. itll never happen again.

>>736157476
Fucking faggot

fgt

>>736139350
Wow OP, you're fucked, like a nigger being shot by a cop, anyways if you had respect for her this wouldn't happen

>>736140430
a

>>736140430

>>736149199
kys faggot

>>736140430
Just in case

>>736140430
Fuck you!

>>736157898

I am rolling on the fucking floor from this picture

>>736157898
Hahaha, nice :)

What the fuck is a SWP?

>>736158012
Small white penis

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Damm OP

>>736158012
I don't know? Search it on google

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>>736139350
get over here and lick my bag

>>736140430
Fag

>>736142015
Lets see her nudes then. Ill share my girl with you if you do. No bamboozle

>>736158083
Yas bitch

>>736158129
Spiderman thread?

>>736158094
Small whit penis

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>>736158289

>>736140430
Maybe i wanna die

Where OP? Is he kill?

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>>736158289

>>736158493
there is no thread. there is only spiderman

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>>736158548

>>736158012
A Swirly Whirly Penis, you moron.

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This might work...

>>736158012
smelly wet pussy
geez...

HI LAURA

>>736158865
You a nigger

laura you ve done goofed my friend LUL

>>736158865
he's a mongoloid

>>736140430
Ok

>>736140430
A

id genuinly be impressed if op texted himself and is now b8ing the living shit out of you fags

either 10/10 or 0/10

>>736159591
like catfishman did with the twitter?

>>736159591
Nice try Jonny

>>736159591
>because it takes so much effort sending texts regardless

>>736159591
Nice try Johnny, but you're fooling us

>>736159849
You're Not Foolig us*

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>>736159458