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Trips decides what I do with this twice-blessed vial of holy

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Trips decides what I do with this twice-blessed vial of holy water

OP will deliver
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>>736125207
wash your balls by this
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>>736125207
that aint a vial dibshit
>twice-blessed
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>>736125207
splash it in the face of Satan
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>>736125207
cum in the bottle
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>>736125389
reroll
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>>736125207
is twice-blessed better than once-blessed?

also

squirt it on trump and watch him melt
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Do shots.
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>>736125207
pour it into the oil fill port in your cars engine
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Boil it so it is sterilized of our lord.
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>>736125207
squirt the entire bottle up your ass then shit it out onto the qoran, livestream it
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Ass up, pour into rectum
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sprinkle it on your keyboard and mouse and computer to purge them of all the filth you've looked at and never return to 4chan
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Blow bubbles with it.
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>>736125752
re
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>>736125722
roll
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>>736125744
ding ding ding
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>>736125207
Jack off with it.
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>>736125207
>twice-blessed
Protestantfag here, what makes "twice-blessed" holy water better than regular holy water? Lower calories, same great taste? Does 1d10 splash damage against undead instead of 1d8?
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Drink it
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>>736125752


Roll
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>>736125752
going for 888 now
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>>736125207
enema
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>>736125207
Stick dick in it.
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>>736125821
Quit your diggin' it's just dubz.
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>>736125744
roll
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>>736125938
roll
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>>736125722
>this
>rollerino
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>>736125207
>holy water
>aka water
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>>736125387
again.
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Squirt up ass
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>>736126114
This roll
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>>736126155
This rollerino
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Go throw it at someone in public, Record it for the kek
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take it to your community church and have the priest bless it another 2-3 times
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>>736125207
Enema.
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>>736126215
roll
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>>736126114
lol. rolling for this
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Piss in toilet, mix in holy water. Drop video at a church
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Holy enema
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>>736125933
>it's just dubz.
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Holy enema
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Replace it with single blessed holy water and get ready to laugh!
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Squirt in butt
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Use it as lube and jack off
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Sharpie in pooper, add holy water, twerk for 1 min.
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>>736125722
this
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>>736125207
Drink it and hope that it cures the crippling autism that forces you to post on this sorry website ._.
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>>736126612
This
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>>736125722
this pls
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>>736126612
This roll
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>>736126612
Thissssss
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>>736125722
Yes.
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in the butt!
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>>736126621
This!!!
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Pour all of it inside your dick slit.
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enema
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>>736125207
drink it then piss in the bottle
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>>736126612
yes
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>>736125722
rollerino
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Enema
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>>736125207
drink half, shove bottle up ass
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Pour it into a squirt bottle/gun and start spritzing atheists, record it too.
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>>736126962
reroll
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Jack off into it and give it to someone religious
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>>736125722
this is the only appropriate answer.

except also add your home address.
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use it for anal shower
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>>736125207
Drink it
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cut off your toe and shove the bottle up your ass while eating your toe
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>>736127111
fuck
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Load it in a squirt gun, carry it around and shoot it at sinners
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>>736127111
thanks for ruining it
with the most basic shit you could think of
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>736127111

We have a winner
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>>736127111
fuck you.
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>>736127111
Sage this reply, 111 is not real trips
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>>736125722
This, rolling for this.
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>>736127173
You know he isn't going actually squirt it up his ass, but he might actually drink it
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>>736127111
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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why wouldnt he drink it
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>>736126612
This and film it, make to GIF and theres some decent OC.
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>>736127291
>You know
>You know nothing

No hope. No dreams. Why are you here?
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>>736127356
it's fucking salty
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>>736125387
re roll and then off to store
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>>736127356
If he's demon he won't plus up the ass was rolled first
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>>736127429
To ruin your day
that is why I'm here I don't need dreams
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Wasted trips
> GET
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Ok op deliver
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>>736125207

Twice blessed? Is that like Triple Distilled?

Anyway, mix with hot sauve and butt chug it as tribute to Satan
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>>736127870
Are you that ignorant of OP's faggotry?
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>>736125474
XD drumpf=satan
well done to retards who voted him smh r we great yet?
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>>736125389
Reroll
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>>736125207
Have your GF douche with this, then have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>736128356

Old memes are great memes, amirite
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MY BALLS https://youtu.be/rFC4qsjpfEs
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>>736125207
Buy 50mg of crystal lsd put in the holy water
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>>736125877
Roll
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>>736125474
this
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>>736125207
Holy Water really isn't a thing.

Often baptism is recommended but that doesn't require any special type of water.

You can drink it or otherwise make it profane and nothing more will occur then damage to your own soul.
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>>736128052
No no no, Trump is not Satan. He is one of the two idiots that will introduce the world to Satan and claim he is the second coming of Christ here to rapture everyone away. (which is also a lie.)
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>>736131507
>Caring this much when OP is a faggot
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>>736131751
meh just bored and figured I would spread a little bit of truth in an odd thread.

Now the "Oil of our Fathers" that might cause some issues if one tried to profane it.
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>>736125722
this
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>>736125207
do this
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>>736125207
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