childhood crush thread
>>736122733
>>736122765
>>736122839
>>736122733
>>736122765
>>736122839
>>736122878
Those tits are so delish
>>736122930
Hnng petite titties
>>736123045
oh topanga
>>736123166
>>736123045
>>736123066
>>736122930
>>736123436
Damn. She actually used to be cute!
>>736123236
My first crush as a kid. Still have the hots for Christina Ricci to this day
>>736123574
she sure was
i was madly in love with sigourny
>>736123436
me too anon. the early years were freakin adorable
>>736123436
>>736123574
Who is that?
Winona Ryder - Heathers
>so much sperm
>>736123204
too soon brah, too soon
>>736123682
bjork
no spice girls?
what's wrong with you faggots?
>>736123694
I've fapped to these eyes over a thousand times
>>736123599
Fucking loved Melissa Joan Hart, but only when she was younger. None of that Sabrina shit
>>736123821
I had the good fortune of finding a CD younger me had burned to have a porn stash without my own computer.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
vaesh anyone?
>>736123902
How the fuck did they get a scene depicting a little girl fucking herself in the pussy with a crucifix past the censors?
>>736124057
>>736124060
oh wow, what show was that again?
>>736124171
it's winnie cooper from The Wonder Years
I thought she was cute af when I watched Lucas. Kerri Green was also cute. I had a crush on her when I watched Goonies
>>736124152
70s magic
>>736124271
>>736124329
>>736124329
she looks a bit like the watson
>>736124057
I was crazy in love with Anna Chlumsky when My Girl came out, i was about the same age as her. She grew up to be pretty hot.
>>736124057
>not choosing the one female in that universe who can telepathically transform herself into your perfect match and be that personality permanently
Kamala
https://gomovies.to/film/star-trek-the-next-generation-season-5-10801/watching.html?ep=336582
>>736124293
most definitely
>>736124441
I've always thought that too
>>736122733
>be me
>be 5
>have crush on wednesday adams
>imagine her in my home
>leads me to empty back room
>lifts up her dress and shows me her little benis
>asks to see mine
>show her my benis
>>736124468
ofc
>>736124519
>quotes me a tng episode
kys mf
>>736124519
I just wanted to bang the redhead.
>>736124646
so many hotties in that franchise
>>736124539
>>736124794
>>736124592
I feel less alone now, thank you
>>736124623
You clearly haven't seen it. If you had seen it, you wouldn't have made the mistake of choosing Vaesh over such a much, much better option
>>736124819
>>736124848
nigger, i know the dialogue of every episode by hearth
>>736124861
This girl from pmk
The other girl was pretty cute too
>>736124060
Oy ya I was in 6th grade too. She had these amazing little bumps, pokie nipples that drive me crazy. I am 40 now and still love budding nips.
>>736124841
my first crush too anon, also she is fucking hot now
back in the day though, she didn't age too well ..
>>736125044
the other girl was a boy.
>>736124060
we all did bro, my first love was a girl that moved in our school in 5th grade that looked just like her. Fucked her too, right in the pussy, in HS a few years later
dem 60s curves tho
>>736125216
>right in the pussy
go to bed donald, you're drunk
>>736124718
According to divorce records, Jeri Ryan went to several sex clubs with her husband in several different cities because "he liked to watch"
The unsealing of those divorce records resulted her husband to withdraw his candidacy from the 2004 United States Senate election in Illinois in shame. His main opponent, Barack Obama, then won that election.
>>736122733
help /b/ros
>be me
>be in church
>girl
>girl asks their friends to ask me if i like her
>they do
>i say no
>why did i do that
>i actually liked her
>regret
fast forward a bit
>retard friend pushes me in relationship with a slut
>i finger her
>dont let her on my D, i dont know why
>maybe i wasnt ready
>maybe i didnt want her cause of the slut thing
>she breaks up
>im like yeah. whatever.
>never cared about that slut anyhow
fast forward a few years
>be 20
>virgin
>shy and bad with girls
>really think about finding the girl from the past
>really want to ask the first girl out
>i imagine learning dancing with her
>what if she has a bf
>what if she doesnt like me now
>still, maybe i was her first crush
>i cant find her
>I live in another city and am studying
What should i do ?
Is it a good idea to just walk up to her house with flowers n shit and smiling like a shy weirdo that i am and then take her out after i merticulously worked my ass of to find her ?
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>>736122930
theyre all so fucking skinny
>>736122733
>>736125162
Dumbass
I'm talking about Vanessa Lengies
>>736125313
Holy shit, you're not trolling. That actually happened.
>>736123667
second
>>736125604
Kristin
>>736125177
>>736125801
>no applegate
you philistine faggots
>>736125884
>>736125943
DAMNN!!!!!
didn't age well either
The crush was strong with this one. Looked her up on IMDB, she's still cute af.
>>736124929
Lies. You ignorance of that episode is the only explanation for posting Vash instead of Kamala. Kamala is obviously the much better choice.
It's like picking the youtuber Dodger over Jessica Alba
>>736124272
>>736126127
i have no idea what you're talking about
also vaesh was way hotter than that morphing bitch
there was one girl hotter, but can't remember the episode, and can't be bothered to look it up.
was the one where the girl had a crush on wesley, and her guardian was also a shape shifter
>>736126290
The Dauphin
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708791/
Mädchen Amick
>>736126413
>>736126290
>>736126290
>also vaesh was way hotter than that morphing bitch
You obliviously never watched episode 21 of the 5th season. A potato could easily determine that Kamala is the better choice between the two. Clearly, it's a good thing that I have provided you with a link to the episode in question, so that you can correct your ignorance of the character.
>>736126491
i see your fagot pick and raise you a Mädchen Amick
>>736126478
>>736126353
who?
>>736123694
>>736123814
Wow. I don't even recognize her. She's actually sexy in this pics.
>>736126599
>>736125893
>>736125044
Elisha Cuthbert, friendle. Yeah, she was p cute then. Later she did The Girl Next Door and was Jack Bauer's daughter in 24.
>>736125044
that's Elisha Cuthbert.
>>736126563
She isn't emphatic. Kamala is.
Kamala is capable of reading my mind and then morphing herself into my PERFECT MATE
>"The Perfect Mate" is literally the title of the episode.
>>736126563
>he still can't comprehend what an empathic metamorph is
childhood crush? Melissa Joan Hart! wtf happened to her?
>>736126838
>>736126745
makes it so much worse to know that they're gone
Before she went crazy, I wasted like a gallon of jizz because of her
>>736125313
lol. I thought this was bullshit until I googled it.
She actually fucked strangers in front of her husband while in a club. Being cucked in the privacy of your home is one thing, but she cucked him in a club in front of crowds of people.
>>736127454
Yep. That's why he dropped out of the senate race in shame.
He was outed as a cuckold.
>>736123236
>>736123583
That nerd in tht show told they were fucking , gangbanging, all of the , just after recording an episode. Fuck
>>736127660
citation. prove it
>>736126852
>>736126978
>>736127454
>>736127541
>>736127245
>>736127245 >>736126838
Must have been cold that day
>>736128173
>>736125801
>>736125884
>>736125943
>>736128600
meh
HAHA AS https://youtu.be/rFC4qsjpfEs
>>736128572
>>736125313
>>736127454
damn. fucking strangers in front of your husband while in a club is extreme whoredom.
I had no idea she was this much of a slut. Do you think she fucked more than one guy at a time?
>>736128076
>>736128848
diamonds
no one?
>>736128848
Kate Mulgrew was SOOOOOO fucking pissed off when they hired her. The rating were tanking and she couldn't take the fact that the show rebounded solely on Jeri Ryan's tits.
>the show's recovery after hiring Jeri Ryan put a gigantic spotlight on her character's complete lack of sex appeal.
>>736123585
I'm with u anon
II win
>>736122733
>>736129380
Brings back memories
Carrie Fisher
>>736129498
>>736128839
>Do you think she fucked more than one guy at a time?
Nah. That never happens in SEX CLUBS. people manly go to those for the well written articles.
>>736129574
>>736123574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A78yTvIY1k ye 4sure
T from Tracy Beaker Returns lmao
>>736123731
Better get them sooner than later, otherwise they get cold
>>736129374
Sorta. She's hot an all, but you're still old as fuck. Kinda hard to win with one foot in the grave
>>736129749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KxtgS2lU94
>>736129802
lame
>>736129374
that from weird science?
>>736129816
Hollywood sure came a long way
>>736129816
She was hot in under siege
>>736129826
lol, that's cold man. you should have more respect for your elders.
>>736129374
you do not
>>736129574
sauce?
>>736130121
sure was
>>736130128
Why? His generation destroyed the planet, will ruin social security and they sent all of our jobs overseas.
>worst generation ever
>>736123902
Who/what is this? Some kind of auschwitz movie?
>>736130821
makeup bro
>>736130909
Whats movie? Is it about death camps?
>>736131190
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070047
I always wonder how much of the poorly aging is drugs and drinking.
>>736131190
no
>>736126353
Never a fan of Paris, but you gotta admit, she has pretty titties.
>>736131497
she did, not sure about now though
>>736127183
Wtf are those hairy arms
>>736131584
man she invented fappening all by herself
>>736131627
genes from your mom's side
>>736131584
Wow
>>736125313
I had no idea. This is so freaking hot.
>>736131647
She invented fappening the Kardashain clan of coalburners sluts and a bunch of other stuff
>>736122733
>>736125943
Damn
>>736122733
>>736132795
>>736131647
yeah she doesn't get enough credit,
hell she could have been the first female president if she wanted to.
>>736133148
never really found pamalla attractive tbh
>>736128326
>>736133261
>>736133292
>>736133322
let the record show that i have nothing but the deepest respect for Katey Sagal
Ricki Lake anyone? Used to love her show.
she's still hot
>>736133226
I liked Nicole Eggert better myself
>>736133529
anon concurs
>>736133529
she was so cute, especially in lucas.
wife material
>>736124499
My nigga! Double dubs confirm.
Also the movie won the MTV movie award for best kiss
>>736133746
>mynigga.gif
>>736129115
a lot of the casting on voy was meh
>>736124519
both wrong
>>736126353
Trashcan
>>736134023
that show did have THE worst casting possible though, no wonder it killed the franchise.
carrie fisher
>>736131584
>That fucking guy...
>about to come
>grab her head
>doesn't mercilessly slam her face down to the hilt and erupt straight into throat her while screaming "you fucking whorrrre!"
>>736124519
>>736124848
>>736126127
>>736126491
>>736127040
>Borderline Personality Disorder all over the place
So I get it now. My exgirlfriend wasn't a slut. She was an empathic metamorph.
I should have been more understanding.
>>736134023
>gets sexually aroused only once every 7 years
>>736134371
you see a vulcan male in Pon Farr, you run or drown
>>736134454
Seriously though shes wife material. I'd take her out to the mediocre place I could afford and treat her right.
>>736134454
you like powerful dudes..
had the biggest crush on her for so long as a kid
>>736125642
>>736134650
>>736134669
hungry skelly
>>736131647
>>736132795
don't forget about britney
>>736135016
>>736134454
>>736134279
right? not my generation but when I saw that scene when I was a kid give me all sort of unknown feelings
>>736135125
Shes attractive in both of these
>>736134650
I'm with you
Get on my level, bro
>>736122733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
>>736131584
>25 minutes of Paris mouth on cock.
>myprettymouthisenough.jpg
>finally wanks him
>nowI'mcumming.jpg
I know that feel brah
>>736135833
Sry, I can't stoop that low
>>736122878
michelle id love to stick my dick in her. u could kill me inmediately afterward.
>>736129574
Gozer really?
>>736135833
bitchnigga please
>>736135973
and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6r-k9Bk6o
>>736134285
he didn't do that bc it wouldn't have looked "porn-y" enough on camera. They wanted to make a porn video that could be consumed by mainstream America. Throat-fucking wasn't really popular back then, so they kept the sex pretty tame, making sure you could see Paris' face during the money shot.
pic unrelated
>>736136167
What a waste of talent. Shit career.
>>736126096
Are you 12?
>>736136152
really
>>736124592
>>736137753
I need to watch that
>>736137916
you should
amateur youngins....
>>736138156
Still hot at 60 years old
>>736138156
I miss the 80s. Big hair and full bush. Everybody hated the Russians.
>>736138156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdcbhPWpPLc
>>736138415
meant to quote
>>736138288
>>736138415
I remember this from The Terminator
>>736124519
Damn. I just found a whole new level of respect for Captain Picard.
Iron Will. Kirk would have started a war.
>>736138949
yeah where i first heard it too, love that scene
https://youtu.be/2NDBVi3QdwU?t=1m28s
>>736139389
time index not working, skip to 1:28
love this thread
>>736137916
Black man chains drunk whore to radiator to force her into sobriety so that he can bring Jesus back into her life. He then talks her boyfriend into accepting her whoredom and his role as a cuck and they get married. The end.
>sluts deserve provision drones when they're done whoring.
>>736131584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYy9LysXANI
>>736140745
lol, yep. That's pretty much the whole movie right there.
>>736141138
that show used to be hilarious
>>736129115
the show tanked because the cast was shit, the stories were shit, the overall premis was shit compared to other ST series. The only thing about that show that wasn't shit were jeri ryans tits
>>736129380
>why can't we be friends
>why can't we be friends
>>736129646
when the illuminati mind control sends mixed messages
>>736141748
too busy looking at those tits