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What do I say?

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What do I say?
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>>736118881
You have alot of freckles , how many souls have you stolen.
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>>736118881
Nothing, bc you're a beta.
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Ask to see her cock
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>>736118881
i also like exploring and kikes
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>>736118881
I want to spawn your ginger soulless babies.
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>>736118881
Tell her

hey! I love hicking! and smoking weed at the same time!

Let's do it!


And the the conversation will start, you can tell her a funny story about some day that you got lost hicking because of being high and got paranoic about the goatman

Of course with a funny tone, she has to know you are joking

Then ask for her number whatsap facebook or whatever.
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I like exploring beaches too, so hike up your skirt and we can start
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beach the only hiking you'll get is when i hike up your skirt and explore your asshole
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>>736118881
tell me why a rusty roof like you has not been on a beach hike like me? Is it to wet in the cellar?
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You misspelled message and just wanna fuck.
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"I want to hike and go beach exploring"
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>>736119397
/Thread
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I like red weed and two fingers up my asst, too!
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>>736119397
roll
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Have you said anything yet?
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Hello, Officer
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>>736121186
Not much
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>>736119397
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>>736121528
How do I get more out of this?
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>>736121578
Post >>736119397 you fucking gameless faggot
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>>736121528
I'm amazed she answered those questions. Pretty boring stuff.
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>>736121578
Get some game. "I like hiking too. Know any place we can hike to then skinny dip?"
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>>736121578
You almost passed the Turing Test.
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>>736121769
Ha
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>>736121769
kek.
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>>736121578
If this is serious you have 0 game.
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>>736121578
Man, she must be really interested, you're boring as fuck
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>>736121847
>>736120025
>>736119201
Should I just send a message with something along the lines of these?
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>>736121578
>>736121528

you're never going to get laid
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>>736121999
Trips of trutb
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>>736121847
This one shouldn't be too hard. She clearly likes out-doorsey stuff and festivals based on those few things. She's into art and shit. Don't just ask her questions like a robot though. Be creative. Maybe ask her if she wants to check out some gig and get a few drinks.
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>>736121757
This
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>>736122111
>checked
Well neither of us are 21 but I got a pretty large are of national forest right behind my house
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>>736118881
tell her you love her
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This girl's actually really fucking cute
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>>736119397
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>>736122255
That sucks. Drink Illegally then? Man i haven't not had that option since I was 17. Maybe get a coffee and go for a hike?
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>>736122332
That's oddest thing though. People very rarely swipe right on me but when they do they are always cute
>this is the 4th red head to do that so far
I actually have a shot
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this girl is
should where a mask/10

if she is hard to get, go for someone else
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>>736122565
She looks quite fat for somebody that loves hiking.
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>>736122660
I guess you are not american
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>>736122660
This is the only possible body shot. She's a redhead so she's getting a pass if she is somewhat fat.
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>>736122818
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>>736119201
This is soo cringe
anyone who includes "I love smoking weed" is basically saying they can't offer anything as a person but can supply cannabis.

It's just pathetic.

Say something along the lines of
"I know a few good places to go hiking and if we get on well enough I can show you where I buried the other girls"

Because it's a better shot then sparky mcfiddlekids over here>>736119201
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>>736122818
pretty cute imo
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>>736123216
Where did she say she smokes weed ?
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>>736123223
This
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Please fuck off to /s/ you failed abortion. This is /b/. The /b/ is not /s/. Fuck off.
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>>736123385
Are you retarded or just some lazy cunt
how about fucking readt you faggot!!!
I was talking about what the other faggot said to send her as a reply

damn your one stupid fuck
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>>736121578
Sounds like a dumb little bitch.

Ask her if she wants to do a live nude drawing project. You draw her nude, she draws you nude.
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>>736123600
I'll admit that was a stupid question but good god sir.
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>>736118881
Tell her you like Mac Demarco. If you don't already know his shit, get on it, it's good shit.
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>>736123848
As much as I'd love to I think she'd tell me to fuck off
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>>736123910
don't bring him into this, what?
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>>736118881
Tell her you want to turn her into a preggo ginger.
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Should I ask her she wants to go hiking at the beach?
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>>736118881
"I want to hike and go beach exploring"
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OP the fact that you haven't went with the hike up your skirt comment yet dignifies how beta you are.
You actually care about what you're going to say to some rando that you don't even know, in hopes of her dating you while there are literally billions of girls in the world.
Wow man.
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>>736121578
Wtf stupid mongol. You plan to kill her out of boredom?
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>>736121578
Holy shit you will never get with a girl out of your own will.

Just shut up forever and hope someone mistakes you for a man.
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>>736124755
You make me want to move to another planet just so I won't be associated with your pathetically autistic attempts at talking to girls.
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