She flirts with you. What do?

Look at that posterior

My ass hole is red

Smash. What else would you do?

>>736085095
I'd get in that position and submit to her

>>736085095
stick a needle in her ass and watch it deflate

>>736085095
Bring the donkey in to mount her for $14 in tips in front of my drunk friends on a Friday night.

Cause she looks like Tijuana trash.

>>736085095
Burst into treats because this will be the second time a female from a different species was sexually attracted to me.

>>736085741
Kek, she'd probably flutter around everywhere like a balloon.

>>736085952
>treats

>>736085095

Have her pin me under my ass and fart on my face.

>>736086056
>newfag

>>736086263
>>736085952
not knowing when to greentext

>>736085095

Flirt back. See if she's a bitch or if hooking up would be good. Go from there.

>>736085095
Run. Bitch got serious issues pleebs don't know about.
>Source bro is neighbor.

>>736085095
Throw up, go home, tell GF and laugh about it

>>736085095
Act oblivious until it's not awkward anymore.

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>>736085095
Fuck her in that big fake nigger ass because I'm curious how it feels

>>736086132

Seriously, her ass is totally suited for that.

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She is so blatantly plastic it's inexplicably hot.

mattyBRRRRRRRRRRRAAPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS

>>736087452

Fart fetish stuff with her is shockingly rare.

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>>736087451
completely agree anon

>>736085095
Rape her on the spot and if her nigger vayaya is too lose I would foot fuck her down to my knee(i dont give a fuck if that kills her we lose nothing)

>>736085095
make her preggo, spend more time with kids, courts are gonna give me the monies

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>>736088787

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work those cocks to your queen, boys

>>736085095
Vomit

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fap thread?

>>736089252

Yes.

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>>736089883
I wanna jerk it for her fake ass

>>736086766
Haha you wish. you dont even have a gf faggot.

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>>736085095
I'd fart on her tits

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Take out my small, yet diamonds cock and begin to stroke awkwardly

>>736090576
hnng

>>736090346
Hnnnnngggg!

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Captchas suck, i'm out

>>736086360
>Green text
>it fucking works

>>736086360
>not knowing when to greentext
>>736086263
>not knowing when not to greentext

>Implying anyone knows anything

>>736090677
I know... she gets me so hard and makes my cock drip...

>>736090671
just wanna plunge my cock so deep in that ass it will never come out

>>736085095
Feed her cabbage eggs tacos cheese beans bran fiber cereals
Then have her wear a weight loss suit save the work out juices
Have sit on my face and release the beautiful ass gases and wash down with a glass of ice cold sweat
Before fucking her raw

>>736086132
How will she pin you under your ass

>>736091007
fapping now

Accidentally make poor taste holocaust jokes like I always do.

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>>736091117
mmmm... nice...

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>>736085095
Tell her if she wants the D, she better make me a sandwich. My anaconda don't want none unless she's got buns, hun.

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keep stroking

>>736085095
i would buy her and make her my house nigger

>>736091300
hnggggg stroking hard too

>>736085095
get my emergency anti monkey aids spray

>>736091177
can't help but fap, her ass makes me diamonds

>>736091657
same here

this dead? no more stroking?

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flip her ass implants and run away.

>>736085095
Turn 360° and walk away cuz i have wife

>>736085095
Lick her head to toe

Sell her