Things you can say, Go!

>>736012732
What the fuck is that?

>>736012732
I'll miss you.

Take your cock out of grandmas mouth anon

>>736012732
I'm gonna cum

>>736012732
i miss my ex

>>736012732
I know it looks like I don't want to be here but at least I came

>>736012732
He hasn't been this stiff in years.

i have no idea how i got here

It was the second stroke that did it

>>736012732
Sorry mum I've just cum inside you.

>>736012732
*cries*

>>736012732
What's that smell?

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YEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
YEAAAAHHHH
FUCK YEEEEEEAAGHHH

>>736012732
Damn... I'm gonna miss that pussy.

they did a great job on the body, it looks so lifelike... where's the priest? he's late? figures. I'm glad the whole family is here to see this. is that Grandma? wow she looks great for 80.

welp, let's get this thing going.

glad i'm not paying for this

>>736013068
Winner

Eh, I've seen deeper holes.

>>736012732
I'm gonna bury this thing

>>736012732
I can't say I know you that well

>>736012732

"smells like something died in here"

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>>736012732
I'm about to beat that pussy to death!

>>736012732
it happened so fast

>>736012732
I'm just going to stay long enough to pay my respects then leave.

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>Rest in peace Bitch
*Inserts cock*

rawr, I'm a dinosaur

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I'm so sorry

Not uncle Joe, No! Why god, Why?

Thats just sad to look at

Everything will be veryhard from now on...

>>736013068
Best me to it

>>736013068
/thread

>>736012732
Damn thing better stay down after going to all this effort...

Daddy

>>736012732
It's not rape, if she is dead, sister.

>>736012732
Well, that was surprisingly less depressing than I thought it would be.

>>736012732
He wasn known to all as a hard man

>>736012732
Go back to fucking /r/askreddit you unoriginal fuck.

>>736012732
I'm sorry, were you close?

"People get so upset when it's a child"

I always cried in situation like this, but somehow, now I'm just feel euphoric

>>736013878
Very good.

"going down"

She was so young...

It's strange to do it outdoor

>>736012732
So sad...

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>>736012948
>>736013084
>>736013199
>>736013249
>>736013274
>>736013552
>>736013878
>>736013852

hahahahhaahhaahh

nice tiem

>>736012732
well, it depends if you are fucking the corpse

>>736012732
its times likes this that makes us realize how valuable protection is.

>>736012732

"This is deep"

>>736013032
fuken kek

Time to crack open a cold one.

>>736012732
i'm gonna cum on your fucking face

>>736012732
>I'm sorry for you loss
>He's in a better place now
>Stop eating the potato salad dad not everyone is here yet

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>>736012732

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don't kys

Stop making sad faces, you're going to make me sad too

>>736014474
>thread

Damn he's big when he's all stretched out

>>736012732
make america great again

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Great service

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>>736014574

>>736012732
Damn it, I always cum too early!

>>736012732
9/11 was an inside job

>>736012732
Taxation is theft.

jews did9/11

I'm leaving I can't take this any longer

It's useless, it won't fit in...
yes we've already tried pushing it in all together mom, it's just too big

>>736012732
too young

>>736012732
Let's put the stiff one in the hole already.

>>736012732
This is taking forever.

>>736012732
Thanks for the cold one.

She looks like a dead fish

that particular event will mark my life forever

This is the best sex i've ever had.

I thought I told you to shave your anus

I love when they're all suited up

How much is this gonna cost me?

IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?

Nothing prepared me for that moment, but here we are

>>736012732
I just came.

>>736013139
These sentences all work great on their own, and together. Top kek

>>736012732
"I can't bear to look - is it in yet?"

I need more tissues....

Let's see what that bastard left for us...

I'm so hard right now.

Let me ... freshen up a bit here

You may be entitled to financial compensation.

"Gonna be honest here. I'm not used to these kind of events"

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>>736016033
Holy shit

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>>736013032
Kek

>>736012732
I know you dont want this andit hurts now, but its for the best. So stop crying, and work your way through it...for both of us.

Why did it have to be you, grandma?

>>736012732
My condom's on my lance.

These things are always easier when you've got your family nearby.

A HORSE, MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE

I'm glad you came

>>736013032
kek doodle doo

>>736012962
underrated post.