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Fluffy bread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Fluffy bread
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not many fluffy threads are being made these days it seems. almost like it's dieing off

- A
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>>736011660
Yeah seriously what the fuck
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I'm Sorta Busy. so i'll post A Comic
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>>736010600
https://discord.
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i'll be back later. if this thread is still active
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>>736012163
huh ? what ?why do you got it broken up like that
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Do people like nummie babbehs or enfie babbehs more?
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>>736012163
won't work. can't get it too work for some reason.
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>>736012061
I like these. Not mindless abuse or gorn but karma. I usually like hugbox but smarties getting destroyed is never not welcome.
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Post "am onwy a wittew babbeh"
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>>736014427
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>>736013391
To this day I want to know what kind of drugs Micron is on and where I can get some of that, too.
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>>736013866
not big on killing myself. I rather Justice as well. but not too the point to kill. and not big on Pillow fluff either. because it just gets depressed and then wants to die and i wouldn't wanna see a fluffy like that at all.
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>>736014936
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>>736012163
that's a shit discord. seen no fluffies on there. except one picture. even then. it's mainly for shit posters.
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>>736015027
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>>736014700
kek'd
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>>736015027
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>>736015099
Do fluffies even understand how money works
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>>736015144
'Moke siwwy gwassies evewy bwite time!
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>>736014805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IDa2saMdeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5xeWOGFIA0
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>>736015210
no. but a fluffy shitting gold is funny and weird
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>>736015210
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>>736015304
>anymowe
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Agony in Pink + Fluffies

MAKE IT HAPPEN
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Anyone know if there are anymore like this?
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>>736015677
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>>736015862
I like to think not all spaghetti Dispencers give Poisoned Spaghetti.

i like to think it's only for mothers too feed their babies but having to only sacrifice one to feed the others. or so it can live. like a selfish mother. which is bad enough

but as i said not all are poison stations i like to think that

-A
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>>736016130
they were built as population control so either they render the fluffies infertile or kill them outright, otherwise a city council wouldn't waste money on it
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>>736016238
i would rather see it infertile then killed
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>>736016320
just depends on the headcannon
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>>736016238
This. I like to think it also serves as population control for dumb humans, too...that dumb punk would be dead anyway.

>>736016320
Most canon for the sketti dispensers blatantly state the sterilization was very inefficient as a population control method so they switched to poisoned sketties...some are not even sketti but tummeh sketties from the sacrificed foal.
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>>736015036
That baby knows what's up.
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>>736015078
Who does these? Sauce pliz, the image search wasn't all too helpful
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>>736016675
I'm not sure who did the original artwork but I found these as edits by Mr. Boo.
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>>736016468
it might be more effective if they took money instead, show the fluffies what pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters look like and have a speaker blaring "sketties for pretty circles" "more pretty circles means more sketties" that way it becomes less of a last resort
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>>736011802
We could only be so lucky. This shit is fucking strange and tired as fuck
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>>736016882
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>>736016726
thx
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>>736014805
I want one
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>>736016964
then why are you here? go away 12yo

>>736011660
>>736011802
a lot of us tend to leave 4chan in the summer because the summer fags are incredibly retarded and cancerous
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>>736016928
And how does that control population? By demanding foals for (poisoned) sketties, you kill multiple birds with one stone...ferals tend to be written as extremely selfish.
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haven't seen this one around lately
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>>736017305
fluffies are less likely to sacrifice a foal unless it's a last resort, if they however only need to get rid of pretty/shiny circles for sketties that render them dead/infertile they are more likely to pay up
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>>736017472
Depends on the writer, honestly.
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FInally! God bless you op!
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>>736011660
I've noticed that too. Seems like /b/ is nothing but porn, reposts and that stupid ass "log" meme
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https://aetasxblog.wordpress.com/
New contented recently posted. More to come, soon. Please follow and like :D
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>>736016964
so why come in a thread you think is tiring ? why come in a thread if you don't like it ?

I don't like Rate MY Dick Threads but yet there they are and the Loli threads is cringy as fuck i still say all people going in that thread is fucking pedo's

I even see so many fucking FB/IG Threads it's tiring. hell i even see so many wwyd? threads that is fucking stupid if you ask me. why ? because it's cringy as fuck, it's a bunch of guys telling other guys what they would do sexually to a woman and sit and beat their meats reading what other guys would do too that girl .. it's like running a train on her cause so many people comment in them yeah yeah we get it your fucking horny over some fucking slut

point is TLDR: if you don't like a thread don't go into it ignore it. stick too your trap, fb/ig wwyd and rate my cock threads and stay away from here
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>>736017657
like is said, it's summer, so most of us just ignore 4chan for a while because of retarded middleschoolers posting crap at all hours
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>>736017657
Exactly. This place is a shithole.
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>>736017657
I agree also see my post here too that poster >>736017769
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>>736017769
Because they want you to KNOW how much they hate it. If an autist goes REEEEEE on the internet and no one's around to read it...
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Are there any stories where the bestest babbeh gets painted brown and can't convince its mother that he's not the poopie bwudda?
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>>736017842
Sad but true. Isn't really a whole lot of other "funny sites" they haven't infected yet.
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Gotta get ready for work. I'm out.
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Personal favorite. I don't know if it's because it's scared or cause it's so innocent, but I love it.
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>>736018507
Later, these two would be murdered brutally and their surviving foal would become Batfluff.
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Anyone?
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>>736012284
enfie babbeh is bestest babbeh
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>>736018679
Waste of good bourbon.
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>>736018615
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>>736018803
Thank you; that's exactly what needed to be posted.
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>>736010600
https://discord.
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we're a furry server!!!5
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>ywn get your asshole cleaned by a littler pal
How do you deal with this, /b/ros?
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hey look the cancer is back, why can't the chicken fucker just kill himself already?
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>>736019717
hey be nice to chocobro
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>>736020037
fuck off faggot, chocofag can eat a whole bag of dicks and smashed assholes

now gtfo you disgusting bronie and go back to your quarantine board
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>>736020144
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>>736020144
>fluffies belong to /mlp/
do some research newfag
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>>736019632
>>736020037
>>736020232
wouldn't be surprised if chocofag was samefagging this hard tbh
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>>736020378
Kweh.
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>>736020348
read my post again, nowhere did i say fluffies belong on /mlp/, i said BRONIES belong on mlp
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>>736020478
>fluffyposters are bronies
lurk moar
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>>736020378
not me, just rarely get the chance to use that image lol
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>>736020543
...is English your second language?
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>>736018169
iirc there's one where a best bay falls into a pile of shit and the mother freaks out and another when a brown micro foal kills the herd leader and tells everyone he's the leader but fell into the shit pit.
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>>736019632
Fwuffy haytechu! Take worstest enfies.
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>>736020750
Kweh.
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>>736020660
Holy shit, fucking newfags taking the bait.
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>>736020786
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>>736021000
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>>736020691
Thanks, I'll look into it.
But it would be awesome if there's a story where two siblings switch colors while the mom is asleep or something. She wakes up, start feeding the poopie babbeh and the bestest babbeh is just yelling "AM DA BESTEST BABBEH" in the corner
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>>736020980
>every retard is bait in disguise

ok kid, hope you enjoy summer school

I'll see you anons in the fall
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>>736021330
How is he here if he's busy with summer school?

CHECK M8 FAGGOT
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>>736021364
Mosquitos cause vaccines now?
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>>736021480

It's a zika virus joke
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>>736021480
another faggot who can't enjoy a thread without bringing up politics
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>>736021686
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>>736012048

Literally the only nonshit fluffy post I've seen. Can't stop laughing.
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>>736012284
Where does this behavior come from? I wouldn't be surprised if animals cannibalize their young, but rape?
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>>736021554
I would if you wouldn't have voted for dumpf hur hur hur look at me I'm a superior white male hurrr duurr
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Minty has a spicy new pic I'm working on from his youth
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>>736022245
......Merlin ?
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>>736022342
>"Hewwo nice mistuh!"
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>>736022429
Hello Merlin. this is Nice Mistuh's Friend ! -A nice flower Merlin ! where is Watermelon ?
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>>736022577
>Merlin grins and puffs up happily
>"Dis am Mewins bestest fwowah, it am pwettiest in whoooole yawd! But, if fwiend wikey fwowah, ou can hab. Mewin am good shawe fwuffy"
>He nods to himself
>"Oh, Wamewen! Nu fwiend wan see ou!"
>Tiny hooves come stomping around from the side of the house
>She runs too fast and faceplants into the dirt
>Watermelon pulls her face up from the ground, upset
>"Wamewen pwetty fwuff am ugwy now huu huu...."
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>>736022429
I WANT IT.
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This thread went from abuse, to weirdbox, to hugbox. This is like, golden progression.
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>>736022878
:o :(

>picks up watermelon
here let me clean your face
>wipes dirt off of watermelons face with shirt
>sets Watermelon down.
there you go !

Merlin. it is a very lovely flower but i don't want too have it. it should stay there because it's the best flower in the yard :)
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>>736022914
I can make you one if you wanna message me we can talk about making you a custom fluffy:
[email protected]
Or you can check out the booru every so often, I'm currently working on making a fluffy from one of my comic strips to sell.
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>>736023030
>gives thumbs up

Hugbox is best box. then weird box .. then sad box
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>>736023160
how much do you charge?
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>>736023160
-J was talking too someone on here who fell in love with your work -J gave the link too your Booru Profile and said if he wasn't mistaken and wasn't 100% sure he thought you charge over $100 but told the person not to quote him on it as fact to better get the answer from the source
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>>736023342
that was me, as a matter of fact lol.
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>>736023133
>Her eyes sparkle when she looks up at you, grinning
>"Oh fank ou! Am pwetty fwuffy again!"
>She beams, prancing around in the grass

>Merlin nods in agreement
>"Ou am smawt mistuh, now fwower can hab wots of fwuffy fwying babies when it gwows up!"
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>>736023460
oh haha. wasn't sure if it was or not.

- A
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>>736023510
Yes sir.
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>>736023491
>nods

well i am off to nice Mistuh's house soon. maybe he will have sketti's for the two of you ?

>gives Watermelon and merlin head rubs
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>>736023252
It depends on what you want and how big you want it to be. For example...

Watermelon is 2 inches long not including her tail and would cost about $75 not including shipping.

Merlin is 4 inches long, 2.5 inches tall and would cost about $135 to make, once again not including shipping.

I can make any size and any colors, with any accessories you want including blockies, baww, sketties and more.

If you want to tell me the size you want, the pose you want and what colors it should be I can give you an estimate.
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>>736023160
Alright. They seem a little out of my price range at the moment, but I'll be sure to hit you up!
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>>736023745
I'll write down your email and have to send you some info when I get a little more scratch, thank you for responding though :)
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>>736023702
>"Nice to meet ou smawt mistuh, come see fwuffies again!" Merlin happily wiggles his tail
>Watermelon looks around,
>"SKETTIS? WHEWE?"
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>>736023963
Of course! I love making fluffies and it's nice to know there is interest for little ones to be made. I want there to be more of my fluffies out and about in the world. I already have a few needle felted plushies in other countries but fluffies are what I want around the world most haha
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No s/fur/ bread?
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>>736023342
oh and thank you for letting me know, it's good to hear what I miss out on. sorry for leaving that thread, I get distracted easy lol
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>>736023995
maybe the Nice Mister ( -J ) he usually gives you skettis and toys, maybe he will give you some skettis once i go to his place.

I usually am here with -J Merlin i will definitly see you around.. thats if i see you around :)

-A
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>>736017976
FOR FUCK SAKE, IT'S FAMINE WAR CONQUEST AND DEATH NOT FAMINE PESTILENCE WAR AND DEATH
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>>736023764
Not gonna lie, mummah is a dummeh. #foalequality
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>>736024379
no problem. it was all -J posting at that time .. i was just watching the thread and watching netflix haha :D

- A
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>>736024908
if you mean for mistreating her green babeh then i agree. she is being a Dummeh. tho i wouldn't have cut her legs off. it will only wanna make her want to die after little time goes by

she just needs sorrybox

-A
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>>736010600
>be me
>sitting on couch
>eating chips and chillin
>all of a sudden hear scraping at door
>grab maglite and investigate (it was dark)
>head into mudroom/antichamber before entering the house and open the door to hear a NAOW in a childs voice
>sudden sheet of brown covers my face as the manage to projectile shit in my face and run into the mudroom
>suprise ambush makes me fall flat on my ass
>Grabs nearby cloth and wipes shit off of my face to see the intruders
>a feral fluffy heard
>the leader standing right in front of my face
>gib skettie munsta!
>What.gif
>gib skettie nao or gib worstest owwies!
>the fluffies (14 total) are gathered behind the smartie, with a small few attending to a massively fat fluffie (probably pregnant)
>but i dont even have spagett-
>MAKE SKETTIE NAO
> the little rat does its best and chargets at my leg
>only bounces off as he reaches his destination
>ok ok i'll make it but you have to wait in the garage
>usher the fluffies into the garage and then go into the house to make their "dinner"

Cont? How should i kill them off?
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>>736019101
bidet
rim jobs
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>>736025161
you don't kill them. bring them all outside one by one and close the door and walk way
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>>736025368
And turn on the sprinklers to make them run away?
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>>736025161
Put a lot of spicy sauce in it to make it look like a tomato sauce.
Post result
Get many likes from me and the rest of the thread
Yes I don't speak english very well and it sound like I'm retarded, I know.
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why did all the good artists have to leave?
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>>736025133
I dunno....most mothers with this mentality don't learn their lesson from a sorrybox. They need something more permanent.

It's like smarty syndrome. "Poopy baby" mentality doesn't just go away.
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>>736025458
that could work
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>>736022219
you do realize Hillary is just as bad right?
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>>736025577
I'm betting Sorry box can do the trick. they can break. they arn't like smarties

also off to -J's bye for now everyone

-A
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>>736025826
She was worse actually. I voted for trump. I'm just trying to piss off the guy who said "I made it about politics" I didn't I was making a autism joke.
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>>736025737
Sprinklers are the easiest way to deal with fluffies. Fur is mostly for show and retains water easily. After a few colds and maybe a pneumonia death, and the herd would learn its lesson.
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>>736025859
It'd have to be a really good sorry box.
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>>736026338
then no. no sprinklers
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>>736011660

Yeah, there just seems to be lots of porn instead.
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>>736026614
Why not? You don't need to eliminate an entire herd to teach it a lesson.
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>>736015216
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>>736027069
Hmm....I don't see these being marketable to stoners. Unless their fur was basically weed and could be sheared, smoked, and regrown.
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>>736025564
>>736025368
i like this

>be in kitchen
>Making spagetti for intruders at 12:00 AM
>thefuckismylife.gif
>just finishing with noodles themselves
>making sauce
>suddenidea.vmf
>grab tomato paste
>grab siracha sauce
>grab flashbang houtsauce
>dump about half a bottle of each into the pot
>eyes are watering as this is put into a low simmer and mixed with the tomato paste
>Finallydone.exe
>mix with noodles and serve to the unwitting fluffies
>place bowl of water out
>wait
>3 minutes later begin to hear screes from the garage
>go and check
>Utter chaos
>shit and piss everywhere
>fluffie are screaming SKETTIE MAKE MOWTHY BURN, WHY SKETTIE BURN? WHY? as they run around
>its like a moshpit for shitrats
>theres a fluffie with his head dunked in the waterbowl, he probably drowned at this point.
>the broodmother in her panic from eating the sauce, went into labor
>feint chirpings can be heard throughout the chaos
>get idea
>open garage door
>the fluffies run outside screaming
>press button on a nearby remote
>sprinklers turn on
>even louder screes can be heard from the lawn as the fluffies haul ass outta there
>mother runs away, somehow taking her foals with her.
>well shit im going to have to clean this shit up tomorrow
>go back inside
>put away chips and go to bed

Fin
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>>736018570
Be Brave!
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>>736028016
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>>736028957
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>>736029068
This....is kind of hilarious. Dumbasses.
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>>736027565
Bravo monsieur
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