Missing them towers ya burger cunts?

Now that you mention it, yeah.
Know where they went off to?

>>736000719
I'm going to admit, no not really.

>>736000719
What happened to tower 7?

>>736001238

When the boomerangs get back here I'll let ya know.

Ozfags so salty after watching their mothers get raped to death by emus.

JET FUELS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

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>>736000719

BOOMERANGS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS.

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>>736001831

You're trying too hard, angry yank :^)

>>736001860
you're right

>>736000719
So it was you, ya aussie cunts!
Top banter lads, good job!

>>736001831

You're just having a pisser cause you don't get vegemite toast and nutri grain for brekky. Get some fightin energy into you poof.

>>736002157
What if the boomerangs contain jet fuel

>>736002242
see >>736001836

ozcunt reporting in. saw the big holes in the ground and rushing water you yanks worship at the crash site. weird that it's a spot with smiling tourists and photo opportunities.

People really need to stop underestimating Australia. The US think we are pushovers, and the rest of the world sees us as nothing more than a bunch of drunk drongos in some great southern land at the bottom of the world.
Whilst everyone is underestimating us, we are advancing in technological ways many people can't even fathom. We've got weaponry that could wipe out entire countries. We have managed to arm and tame all our dangerous animals too fight for us. Soon we'll be invading fucking China with Kangaroos armed with machine guns that shoot boomerangs, and we'll drop bombs of weaponised spiders on Dubai and steal all their oil.
Australia will be a superpower and leader of the free world in the next 10 years, and all those that step in our way will die. Believe us when we say that, we've wiped out entire groups of people before.

>>736002577

Just look at the Gallipoli Campaign

Fuck off vegemite

>>736002682
Oh you mean how hundreds of Australians got massacred by the Turks by British command? Normal people mourn their dead - but no Aussies. We fucking celebrate that shit every year as a constant reminder of the cunts who wronged us.

>>736003024
love anzac day. fuckin rippa of a piss up

>>736001831
The absolute state of murican banter...

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>>736002577

Bobs ya uncle cunt.

>>736002431
there's money to be made

it's a monument to capitalism, as it should be

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>>736002577
>Australia will be a superpower and leader of the free world in the next 10 years

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>>736000719
fuck yeah, fuckin' oath mate.
Fucking beautiful living girt by sea in the greatest fucking nation on earth.
I'm in NSW, what about yourself mate?

>>736004469

QLD here mate. Why you up so late?

>>736004618
I can't sleep and I am researching the white genocide, what about you?

>>736004740

For uni or shits and giggles?

I've had trouble sleeping for awhile. Have health problems so I've been on my ass for a couple of months which sucks. At least I have shitposting. I like to stay up late anyway, nice and peaceful.

>>736001831
Laughs at us about a pest problem that has little cultural significance and most people only know about because of Wikipedia.

>>736002577
You are definitely a cunt from the city, probably tell tourists about drop bears like a total faggot, I would be more worried about the actual panthers that roam Australia.

>>736002682
You mean how if it was a death match we won?

Have a look at the terrain and the casualty numbers on both sides

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>>736004943
for shits and giggles mate, and to be aware of what is happening in the world.
are you into white pride or the number 14 at all?
I wish they loosened the gun laws in this nation, other than some laws we have and some of our people, we are the greatest nation on earth.
we have got a natural boarder of water that stops easy illegal immigration, we have deserts, rain forests, jungles, forests, plains, snows, icelands, reefs, seas, literally every terrain you can think of

>>736000719
Neck yourself edgelord shitskin.

Lol, you will never be a proud whit male landowner lile me.

Your only goal in life should be to visit that memorial and its at it.

Don't kill the grass with your goataides or whatever

>>736001831
Nah, it's the aboriganimals got em.

>>736001836
Litterally melted a 3 inch diameter 3 foot long piece of this walled pipe with used motor oil when this cringe started.

>>736005247
we're also laughing at you because you're a bunch of faggots

also our country looks like a dog head on the left and a cat head that is eating food on the right ^ me

>>736005501
>icelands
Nope.
>reefs
Also nope (soon).

>>736005501
I am fine with the fuck wit filter hoops you have to jump through to get a firearm license in Australia, what I would like is that people who currently qualify for Category A&B should also qualify for C&D.

Since your mental state and criminal record are no different, it is just profession that precludes us A&B shooters from getting Category C and D guns.

Semi auto rifles rimfire & centre fire and shotguns and pump action shotguns.

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>>736005649
tell me about how 20% of your young adult population genuinely identifies as lgbt?

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article141982994.html

Krikey I gonna pick a fight with a kangaroo hold my beer

>>736005869
they're mostly australian

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>>736005649
btfo amerifag

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>>736002431
Well wtf you want us to do with it, build 2 more targets?

Stare at it and cry nonstop?

It's a sad clusterfuck. Just gotta throw up a memorial for all of the people affected and go on with your life.

You can never forget the pain but you can use it to help others.

Pic related is my best friends memorial i maintain.

I dread going out there but now i can see obvious signs of depression in people that don't understand wtf is happening to them.

I would give ANYTHING to have my bro back and not feel lile a suicidal piece of shit every second of every day, but at least i can understand other people's struggles a little better and help them.

That's all I have left.

That and praying i die in my sleep i guess.

>>736005869
so what, you're entire population identifies as Australian
talk about buttfuckers and cocksuckers

>>736002577
WTF? a dingo ate your bay bay eh?

You stupid faggots down under are retarded or this is bait.

A small group of rednecks would defeat your sad escuse for spear chucking ability.

Y'all cant even walk outside without asking america to take our foot off.

Dense fuck

>>736005941
any evidence of that?
every lgbt faggot I see in american media has an american accent
australian, american, british, german, our majority is all aryan

>>736003024
Jesus the cringe

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If only the average australian were as smart as Steve Irwin

>>736006069
homos are hated in australia, it's the (((media))) and leftists who love and promote them, hence why our current pm (a right winger) won by far and you president lost by popular vote but won by state electoral...

>>736006104
You do realise Australias army is actually widely regarded as the best in the world, right? It's only disadvantage is it's small number. Australias SAS are the most elite soldiers in the world.

>>736003024
Invade another country to protect your own lol the anzacs got what they deserved

>>736002577

Superpower by 2020?

>>736005649
Your tautology is ineffectual, please attempt another form of harassment to incite a negative reaction.

>>736006105
yeah, I got tons of evidence
it's up my ass you'll have to sniff out the details
retard

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>>736006347
>Your tautology

>>736006428
Kek

16 years late there, pal.

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>>736006363
>australians are gay
>I got tons of evidence for that
>it's up my ass

that's not how it works amerifag.
stop the conflict, alright?
we're both aryan, we both hate lgbt, we can work together to achieve our goals

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>>736006261
>Australias SAS are the most elite soldiers in the
>most elite
>elite
>soldiers

g'day mate

>>736006600
I'm not the one who started an America hate thread faggot

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Oi cunts, I'm an Aussie Poof, come at me

>>736006848
You're just a faggot from newtown

>>736006695
Lol, that is known to the public...

>>736006972
I fucking hate Sydney. Nah, I chill in N. Nsw, povo area but lots of forest to chill in

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>>736006747
ah settle down, it's only banter, you can trash us with our shitty gun laws or how we lost a war against emus (I'm not joking)

i didn't start it, I just jumped in to talk to a fellow australian

>>736006747
We only call mates cunt fella, it's a love thread.

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>>736006261
>Aussie SAS best in the world, Vietnam best day of my life...

Shut the fuck up. Have you not heard of CAG?

>>736007416
They're American, hard not to hear about something if it's American

>>736000719
Implying buildings and the assholes in them matter.

>>736006428
Somones quality and highly valuable American college education is showing.

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What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral? One less drunk at the funeral

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Mericunts on suicide watch

>>736008439
No gifts at a funeral

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>>736003766
GTFO

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>>736000719
Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

Fucking aus fags

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>>736009445
Fucking (you)

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>>736009445
Ill shit down your throat cunt.

>>736009445
If you wish to have sex with homosexual Australians, that is no business of mine.

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>>736002577
>We have advanced weapons to wipe out countrys

>Cant win a war against Cane Toads

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>>736009896

>>736009445
What didja fucken say to me, mate? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class at RMC Duntroon, and I’ve been involved in numerous beer sculling contests in Pucka, and I have over 300 slabs of Draught drunk. I am trained in vocal abuse of umpires and I am the top snag cooker in all of Franga. You are nothing to me but a Collywobble shitcunt. I will drop ya the fuck out with VB stubbies the likes of which have never been smashed before on this Earth, mark my fucking words, mate. Ya think ya can get away with saying that bullshit to me over the Internet? Think again, mate. As we speak I am contacting old mate Tony and the Australian Federal Police and your IP is being backtraced right now so ya better prepare for the thunder (na nana na nana nan a), mate. The thunder (na nana na nana nan a) that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. You’re fucking dead, prick. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a pint glass and an Aussie flag. Not only am I extensively trained in blues and barneys, but I have access to the entire shed of cricket bats of the Melbourne Cricket Ground and I will use it to its full extent to smash ya for 6. If only ya coulda known what bullshit your “clever” backchat was about ta bring down upon ya, maybe ya woulda held your fucking tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, mate. I will reverse kanga a grogbog in ya dunny and you’re gonna drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mate.

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>>736010066
We will do our best

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>>736010066
We steal it, then refine it to BTFO the usa of cucks

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kektus

>>736010066
You mean like how the Australian CSIRO invented WiFi?

>>736000719
Your picture is upside down

>>736009896
Largest military in history, can't stop Mexicans invading.

Wew lad.

>>736002190
Vegemite is proof Australians have no fucking taste

>>736010888
W E W L A D
E
W
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A
D

>>736002577
Your country is half inhabitable wasteland. Everyone in your fucking country is shoved so far along the coast you may actually be the beginnings of Waterworld and the ones who aren't have had their brains baked under the hot sun for far to fucking long. You have species of spiders and snakes that can kill you in under a minute. God doesn't even want your people to survive. If the Jews are gods chosen people you lie on the scale on the complete opposite side. You have been slelected against.

>>736000719
Your internet speeds suck

/thread

>>736005501
Why don't you stop doing childish research and contact blood and honour Australia new have a rep. Instead of shit posting get involved and fix the problems

>>736011225
No Mexican or nigger gangs though.

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America... the only country to lose against NOTHING...
yet u cunts try and trash Australia for losing against birds you cant even imagine hahaha Emus are incarnates or raptures.... yet you fucking fail miserably to NOTHING

>>736011305
Yeah but you can kill those and get away with it. You still have shitty internet

USA 1 Aussie 0

>>736011475
Your founding fathers were retards and thieves

>>736011609
>so dumb he doesn't even realise America was a penal colony also

how fucking retarded are you that you dont even know ur own nations history??

>>736011509
Lulz

>>736000719
Are you butthurt that you aren't an Aussie-American? Feels good being superior.

>>736011509
>Thinking edgy points mean anything

>>736011721
I wasn't talking about America, I was talking about Australia. Keep up

Been in Australia army for 11 years can confirm that it's a Zionist, pc, faggot filled community with poor training.
I'm not trying to defend it at all but we're just as shit as Americans. Both ran by kikes and both full of niggers.
Also it's sasr.

Australia is a shithole our girls are obese or race traitors, dickheads sit on 4chan talking about the elite army and never have even tried to enlist, our men are all antifa pc Zionist puppets and the rest talk white power on pol.
Tbh fuck Australia

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S T R A Y A
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>>736011836
yet yours were also... whats ur point??
There is nothing to keep up with... Americans are so fat their speed is abysmal

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>>736011835

>>736011906
>Been in Australia army for 11 years

Sure you were, kiddo.

>>736011475
Hahahha shit eating ameriburgers

>>736011966
Notice how no one fought to get your shit back?

>>736000719
Never been so I guess not really.

>>736011906
I joined the Infantry in 2001, September 9th, right out of high school.

I did my recruit course at Taylor Barracks.

>>736012010
I was waiting for a fat sickness virgin to say " I bet kid" to that faggotry. Pathetic.

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>>736012040

>>736000719
https://discord.
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gg/CKJV7d3

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>>736012107
SHART

>>736012107
I can live with this. But atleast I'm not American

>>736012093
You mean kapooka asshat

>>736004328
We have a shit tonne of uranium. We'll be the richest country when nuclear takes over

>>736012093
RSFU?

>>736011966
In america every spider snake and kangaroo isnt trying to kill u.

Why bother with useless high impact excorsise?

>>736012049
>your shit back
What shit?? how fucking retarded are you?? we were a penal colony... there was no shit to "take back"... Ciminals that were shipped over to America were just full of rapists and murdered England didn't want that they shipped over seas... after u cunts revolted and sucked French cock the English learnt to just Hang all wannabe Americans/rapists and thus only shipped out petty criminals to start the new colonies... honestly are you even trying??
You have no fucking clue about history since your educational system is a joke

>>736012093
I joint out of highschool too got posted to 8/9 then 7rar before mec d from os.
Now dva is fucking me in the ass and being jews about it. Hence I hate the government

>>736000719
Made some good porn, so I'm fine.

Australia couldn't even get a satellite into orbit.

Even the Soviet Union could do that.

>>736011475
Assmad. Lost his mom to an emu i bet

>>736012378
>>736012378
Maybe you can buy all the food at the canteens. Idk even they even have those anymore, went to go visit my Family from the U.S. a few years back and now I live there.

>>736000719
Not really. We have a new and improved one now.

>>736012479
Yumad no one wants you sucking their dick?

>>736012477
>being this much of a pussy you're scared of spiders

haha no wonder ur scared of Trump being leader... u are so much in a bubble mate... fuck me.

>>736012531
>XD

>>736000719
How did you know today was 9/11?

>>736012531
lost his whole family to a small island with nothing on it... NOTHING

>>736012579
haha this is the best comeback you could think of?? America ladies and gents... prime example right here.

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>>736012477
>pic related its me irl

>>736012344
No. I mean Taylor Barracks fuck face
I joined the Pilbara Regiment when I was in Highschool in Newman WA.

Some fags think they know it all.

>>736012591
Suck my patriotic cock 3rd work shitlord. We MAGA now.

Wake up with camel spider biting my dick.

I have watched those mutherfuckers eat rats. No sir. You can keep them along with the rest of the shrimps fah yah barbie!

>>736012393
Yes.
A Troop.

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In Australia not every nigger is trying to kill you, ours are too busy sniffing petrol and drinking goon.
And our schools don't get shot up every week.

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Nothings more Australian than this punk bands love song to "Dial Before You Dig"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKNO_EC6Phg

>>736012690
>ladies
>on the internet
This is what happens when you are stuck on an island have to end up fucking your cousin

>>736012735
Pog

>>736012690
Wait, what?

That retort was so blindingly asspained you didn't even shitpost it properly. What island?

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>>736000719
>>736002577
>weaponry that could wipe out entire countries

But can you win against emus?

>>736012781
It's a shame. We could use a few less aussies in this world.

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>>736012766

>>736012579
>>736012690
Everything you guys are saying to each other is funny as shit

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>>736012724
Hey man. Their aint room at the top for many of us. But God willing we stay in that little sliver there

>>736012735
Reserves isn't enlisting dick weed.
Fucking weekend warrior

>>736001831
Dum cunt yank fuk your cousin some more ya cunty cunt

>>736012847
>>736012865
look at this pic u fucking dumb piles of human waste. >>736011475

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hooray for high prices on any form of entertainment, censorship, and throttled interwebs

>>736012829
Hahahahhahahahhaha

>>736012923
>trying this hard
Neckbeard confirmed

>>736002577
Poo in the loo not in Woloomooloo

>>736012865
If they could have they would have

>>736012320
How dark is that arm

>>736013019
This is the most retarded thing I have ever read

>>736011958
>124 KB JPG
Fags for the UK Queen is all I can see

>>736013158
A bit too dark imo

>>736013348
Leb dark aye?

>>736013158
Blacker than night. Only the local indigenous nignog population knows how to drive down there.

>>736013019
Is this a common saying on that island of hicks?

>>736013300
You sound triggered, go down to your local walmart and shart in it.

>>736013443
I guess so, that's passenger seat but

>>736013509
You have them too, I have been to one. Fucking found Vegemite(which I am sure you can probably find in the US but I have never sen it). It was godawful, even in small amounts

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>>736011475
>>736012944
Technically we didn't lose the fight, the island was secured and it finalized the Aleutian campaign in the pacific theater. All naval losses were due to the US ship hitting a stray Japanese mine and many of the other casualties were due to either the terrible environment or gook traps.

also we didn't lose to a bunch of birds.

>>736000719
wait, australia still exists?

>>736013841
You do know there was no emu war you stupid American fuck. Lol dead yanks to secure an island with nobody on it. Cracks me up.

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https://soundcloud.com/rhyme-weaver/mcfly

stupid aussie

>>736012944
Nah, 2 edgy fucktard

>>736013006
My beard is longer than your little pecker

>>736010888
Actually, im german.

So thx for the compliment about our Wehrmacht, and why are you thinking we have a border to mexico???

Retard.

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I heatd 'Stralia?

>>736015411
Fuck you kraut. We still haven't forgot about the time when you shit eating sausage suckers tried to incite the beaners against us in WW1.

Faggot. Have fun watching your mother get raped by a gang of sand niggers. It's what you deserve.

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>>736015116
I don't think so pal

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>>736015573
TRIGGERD
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>>736015656
Was meant for>>736015153

>>736015573
Spotted the jewish, Edgy, circumised Amerifat

>>736004264
This guy sees the big picture.

>>736015523
This is extremely accurate

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>>736015882
Yeah man, its my favorite TV show and i dont even speak kraut

>>736012841
Yes, well actually I was a grunt and in the Infantry and I patrolled an active AO, so no.

>>736015973
Thx, Bing gave it to me when i was searching "why is moot a faggot"

>>736012942
I had to meet AIRN compliance, stop talking about shit you don't know about.

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oz thread?

>>736000719
Who are burgers? Germans?

>>736013467
In Australia I believe they actually refer to this as 'racing'. This is a form of legitimate motorsport in Australia and of undeniable Australian origin. This is what Australians actually believe.

>>736016191
*Bürger.

Sieg Heil !