Butterfaces: Bitches that you have to bag over their head to tolerate
>looks at her face
>looks at you
>looks at her face
Uhhh...
>>736000968
Nice. I like her
>>736001023
>>736001415
>>736000985
Thats one of the girls that you can just tell doesnt shave her cunt because it looks like a sea monster if she does. Some girls you can just tell are nasty from looking at them
>>736001290
Noice
>>736001745
LOL dude you post in every one of these threads. Have you managed to get her drunk enough for noods yet?
>>736001415
>Dem nips
Permanent nightmares.
>>736000676
>starts butterface thread
>posts cute chick
KYS OP
>>736000985
Middle picture she looks okay, present able at the very least
>>736002090
Not yet, pretty sure Im going to see her tmrw night though, fingers crossed
>>736002185
This will help with your glaucoma
>>736002323
Good luck, anon.
>>736001530
Lol Sea Monster legit lol I tip my cap to you sir
A really skinny butterface is my thing
>>736000985
>>736002111
brain nipples
>>736003063
wtf? I'd fuck her any day!
>>736001745
FFS post her blond gf
>>736003123
>>736003153
no butter here she's cute as fuckkkk
>>736003449
What's her body look like?
>>736003123
Cring
>>736004545
good example, what a body
>>736004658
>>736004714
Good god yes
>>736004658
>>736004728
she's a cutie
http://miskly.com/Xok
http://miskly.com/Xol
>>736000676
Nice bot thread.
>>736007866
tiny body ... big jugs ... i'm in!
>>736008222
Like? Also checked
>>736008277
dubs
nice cleavage ... looks cute and fun.
>>736004545
holy shit.. Texas? I think I went to school w/ her.
>>736007725
Eh nudes please
>>736008437
>>736008634
Kim Fields you newfag
>>736008691
can a person be more disgusting ?
>>736008936
pretty much my favorite of the ones that always get posted.
>>736004118
>/thread
>>736000676
Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?
>>736008936
Yeah, watch yourself on a mirror.
>>736008691
Wow, op's being a real nice this today, posting own mum's pic, that's like ma good ol' faithful cotton picking ape.
>>736009390
I actaully thoght why the fuck not and bought one once, yes the watch is actually 0$, shipping is cheap, it takes forever to arrive, but dont because it is absolute trash, unless you want some low quality spare parts dont buy it
>>736008779
She's cute. I'd bang her. Who is Kim Fields? Cam girl?
So fucking cool mate, where do get these rad ideas mate to post, fucking appreciate it, so cool and rebellious
>>736001530
Show us your face then so we can judge how disgusting your little cock is
>>736009816
She's /b/'s sweetheart not some ham scraps whore you fucking watch your mouth
>>736008936
>>736008691
Fucking fags not knowing what a butterface is
Ugly face, nice body
Not fucking ugly from head to toe
>>736009816
its kimmy. graceful housewife, femanon bro, lady hacker, friend to anon and leader of the 4chan army. she is your queen and matriarch of /b/, one of few femanons to achieve sainthood status in the chans, you pleb, show some respect.
>>736010209
ur ugli
>>736010871
no butterface
>>736011880
I'd pull that top down real quick & suck on those tits on that plat form in p public.
I'd then go to the deserted end of that platform, make her pull her shorts down, & ride my cock with her infront of me, standing doggy style while i shot photos of the trains & section hand gear
I'd spit in her mouth & on her glasses, she's hot
>>736011880
smash her head with an axe heh. Protip: that's how my father died.
what about her ?
unsee dot cc/motenagi/
>>736009390
>PLEase please explain the watch meme to me. I can't take it anymore.
>>736012286
>>736000676
i like amy i think shes hot
>>736001290
9/10
> those eyes
>>736012516
except for the eyes, would you still consider her butter ?
>>736012430
It's like the grow your dick 12 ft with this one secret >> doctors hate him!!
>>736008722
far left and far right
>>736012713
Is there a little bit extra going on in the chromosome department?
She's a butterface but I'd need to see more body ya know?
>>736010209
>>736008936
if GF this
tits are 8/10
body is 7/10
face is okay for me (thick lips)
>>736012852
dem tiddies
>>736000676
>>736012936
>>736012885
nah, she's fine on her chromosome count.
some body pics added.
>>736012852
if GF this
cougar 8/10
lips 7/10
tids 7/10
bod is okay
would hold her face while making out
>>736013096
how do you rate her pussy?
>>736013039
Yeah, I'd fuck her. lol
>>736013269
>>736013269>>736013307
im not a pussy licker so my main check on that is "does she have flaps"
She does but they're unobtrusive so pussy id give 8/10 on
I wish it looked abit more loose with slightly puffier labia but its great anyway (thats just what would score a 10/10 though)
>>736013455
> im not a pussy licker
How do you get away with that?
>>736013455
Pic related is an 11/10 for me, its so perfect that its actually creepy.
When it comes to pussy im all about ease of access, how to get it in the easiest, like even hands free.
I dont care how loose a girl is, im going to get off inside there, and maybe it gives me even more time to enjoy it.
I actually dont like tight pussy, its hard to fit it in (im 6in circumference), it needs extra lube, and it presses on enough that its almost kinda numbing. Yeah I cum faster but im not noticing the geography in there, its like im thrusting into a condom or something.
Connotations have nothing to do with it, I dont care of a girl is loose because she just compels herself to thicker dildos or those pyramid dildo things.
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>>736010605
Muh lady
>>736013740
Ive never gone down on a girl before. None of my GFs have ever asked. I even suggested it to my second GF and she went "eww, im not kissing you if you do that".
Oral has no place in my relationships. None of my GFs have even offered BJ, except one girl alluded to it and I turned her down.
I had a hookup give me a BJ but I couldn't even stay hard (sucking made it stay half hard). Was just so anxious she would bite I couldnt stand it. All I wanted was pussy and letting me have her thighs seemed like a chore to her.
> I want bareback pussy multiple rounds
> So far ive only gotten bareback a couple times, and never multiple rounds.
My eyesight is either bad, or 90% of these girls aren't butterface at all.
>>736001415
fucking ramen noodle nips
>>736002111
>Dem nips
Dem trips
>>736013984
No the guys who picked them just have unbelievably high standards. They must be Chads or something.
Would you?
>>736014235
I would
>>736014234
buttereverything
>>736003123
jesus christ muh dik
>>736014312
I would, but im worried about her dad's shotgun.
>>736014638
she probably smokes
I wont get with smokers so id say Nope.
> there's just a certain way smoking ruins your face and hers looks like that
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>>736013871
Keep going!
>>736014568
What are my eyeballs experiencing?!
>>736014721
meh she looks like my aunt did when she was young
> and ive had mega hots for my aunt ever since I was fifteen
> mega, mega, mega fucking hots, I cant tell you how much
would bang 9/10
but would rate 5/10
>>736014878
photoshop and chelsea clinton from the looks of it
>>736000676
put a bag over her vag too.
Ex
>>736008936
Visit Korea and get some plastic surgery and she would be a solid 9/10
>>736014782
never smoked a day in her life pic taken at 3AM
>>736010605
Kimmay!!!
>>736015172
good
I would bang whole afternoon then
Ive got a thing for older women, she's id guess a 5/10 but if she was passionate it would be ignored.
>>736010605
>>736015275
im new to /b/ so I didn't know her
she's the kind of 5/10 that compels me to bang her until she says she has to go pee, and from the looks of it the kinda 5/10 that id wanna get married to and have 2 kids and a dog with
because lets be honest, being a 5/10 gets you creampied like hell and gets you pregnant and a man who'll stand by you
and being a hacor with lots of computers as a 5/10 gets you noticed like you was a 9/10
>>736015000
More?
>>736015278
>>736015381
She's fine man, relax.
I wish I knew her, any older woman who's forward towards me and wants me - she gets me, as much of me as she wants. And id try to seduce her into wanting more.
Problem of course is well, me being found by such a woman. Evidently I dont go anywhere anyone can find me.
> sleeping on cardboard next to the railroad tracks doesn't help either.
>>736015680
lol she likes young guys
>>736015680
>>736015762
meh the point im making is there are plenty of older women/cougars who do, but for some reason I never find them or they never come onto me in public like they should
its literally that easy for me to be gotten as a boy toy, woman just needs to find me and tap me thats it
>>736010141
is a new fag
>>736008936
More of her please
>>73601604
Where are you from anon?
>>736016041
meant for you>>736016935
>>736015509
This. Kimmy is based.
>>736001530
Cunt'hulu the cock devourer
>>736016041
>>736016979
>>736017200
the southern end of illinois near kentucky/missouri
I have no money, no food stamps, no work history or credentials, no phone, no vehicle, no IRL friends or support network (besides a soup kitchen that I get all my meals from), only a couple changes of clothes, and of course my computer.
Im 35 (white guy) but most people think im a college student. I have a 140 IQ and im spiritual but not religious.
I cant leave the area, there are things tying me down but I cant talk about it.
>>736004721
Damn. Fine
>>736017559
Im also single and ive been in the same situation for roughly 4 years, though I lost my tent recently so im back on cardboard.
Ironically I managed to get together with someone even though I was homeless back in '13 but it ended up only being a hookup rather than a fwb or relationship.
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>>736014378
what a curse it is being british.
love these fuglys threads
>>736015509
get the fuck off this board you uneducated fag
>>736013307
>>736013269
>shitskinned gonorrhea/10
>>736018824
>>736013871
Bumping
>>736008936
123 go!
>>736003123
Dat upper lip discolouration, soon to be a mustache tho...
>>736004545
Perfect example!
>>736019481
still fugly af
>>736003063
You wouldn't expect her to be such a whore from the way she looks but from my experience the "innocent" ones are the biggest fucking whores.
>>736022482
That's what butterface is smart ass
>>736010871
nude?