What is the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, /b/?

>>735996105
I yelled

Only thing that is coming to mind is when i said that a style of glasses really didn't work with her face. But i don't think it was mean, those glasses really made her look awful. She did eventually get a different style.

Fucked her mother

>>735996105
Not fucking her for 3 years. She still wants me.

I raped my ex. Shit was fun and I was lucky and got no consequences. The end.

Fucked her sister in front if her

Talked to her

>>735996105
Clogged her toilet shit was cash

>>735996105
Married her

Stuck my dick in her ass without asking

>>735996105
I set her up with an abusive guy who likes to fuck with no condom on purpose.
Dumb bitch stayed with him and had 5 kids.

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>>735996105
Told her I loved her

When I was a 13, I shot my girlfriend in the face with a revolver.

I went to juvie for 5 years and she got a glass eye.

>>735996105
Rape but she was fat and drunk so it's ok

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we both liked each other.
i was going through depression, she didnt seem to care.
told her to act like we never even knew each other if we ever see each other.
i think thats the meanest thing i did to my self since she didnt reply back to that text.
no even a "ok" or anything.
I guess it never mattered though.

Probably when I removed a chair while she was midway sitting down. She fell flat on her arse and immediately teared up. She did nothing to deserve it.

Shit happened 14 years ago in high school but still feel bad about it occasionally.

>>735996586
Are you me? same story.

>>735996644
Answer the triple double!

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>>735996105
Dont lots of cruel shit to my girl.

The one that stands out is that after her dads funeral (car accident) I basically raped her (she was obviously not in the mood) and then nutted on a picture of her as a kid with her dad that was framed on her nightstand.

I made her say "are you proud of me daddy?" While licking it off the glass.

>>735996105
Married her and impregnated her with my offspring. She still lives with me and have sex with her too.

made her believe i loved her.

>>735996105
Told an ex of mine I was into face fucking but she didn't get how into it I was. I convinced her to lay flat on her back on the pool table we had and I shoved my dick straight down her throat. She instantly tried to push me off but I just stayed in her and pumped a few times. Ended up puking on the floor and started to cry. Feel bad about it now but eh. Felt awesome.

>>735996644
I don't think I am you. I would remember getting such nice digits.

>>735996105

Had sex with an old house-mate when she was visiting a friend of hers in London. Led her on to think I wanted a relationship of some type with her by visiting her in Edinburgh (where she lives) for a few days, staying at hers, and having sex. I only went for the sex, I spent my days hanging out with other friends (we both studied there and thats where I lived with her and another person in a flat) and would go back to hers at night to fuck her and sleep.

When I left I said we shouldn't see each other anymore.

>>735996105
Insulted I guess? I can't remember fighting any girls and I don't go out of my way to be mean. People have been pretty upset when I call them out for doing retarded shit though.

I forgot to open the door for her

Dating a girl who wanted to "wait" to have sex, her sister was a total slut.

Gf goes for hot bath and relaxation time, I fucked her sister.

>>735996105
Punched her repeatedly in the stomach and made her drink an obscene amount of everclear to kill our unborn child. It worked.

Expose her on 4chan

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lived in her house and apartment, didn't pay any bills, got drunk and fucked a ton, it was easy living

>>735996105
I made an anti-valentine card. It was a red heart-shaped card, when you open it the heart (hearts technically) were broken and it said I hate you. I was around 7 or 8 and actually in love with her. I was just new to that stuff and acted like a fucking retard. The worst part was when I saw her face looked at the card (didn't realise she recognised the writing) she had the huge smile on her face and that obviously got fucked as she opened it.. I hate myself for fucking up with shit like that when I was younger

spreading my legs on public transit and attempting to start a conversation with a 9/10 woman.

Spent a whole winter drunk pissing into my ex girlfriends vehicle. I pissed in there at least 3-5 times a day for the whole season. When Spring came the smell was so horrendous that she had to sell the car and walk to work/college.
>No fucks given.

>>735996908
Was it outside an icecream shop?

>>735997113
Also I ended up getting suspended.

>>735996268
Shut your fucking gob

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>>735996105
Not fucking her.
Too autistic to notice she wanted the D.

>>735996236
The consequences are that you are a rapist, and took what is meant to ge a loving act and used it to hurt someone. I hope she has forgiven you.

>>735996250
Greentext? Pics?

>>735997262

i need to know the reasons why you spent a whole winter drunk pissing into your ex's car. were you sleeping in there, or just to fuck with her?

anyway, that's fucking hilarious, more context on this story is needed.

>>735996105
Fucked all her friends

>became friend with girl on factions minecraft server
>was her friend for 3 months
>stole all of her diamonds, armor, and expensive material
>she got mad so I raided her base
>died with her diamonds in lava ;(

>>735997266
It was not. It was in a classroom.
Did she drop her icecream?

>>735996586
It's not too late to apologise.

>>735996790
Wow. Just wow. You've got moar pics, right?

>>735996105
I don't recall ever doing mean things to girls. Sure I yelled a few times but that's not really mean so much as it is just normal form when someone is in a heated argument at a young age.

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>>735997395
>meanest thing

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>>735996105
Fucked her in front of her fiancée.

Asshole owed me money, I'm talking $300.00, gave him a choice. Pay me back, cut his fucking finger off or fuck his girl while he watched.

I folded his woman like a lawn chair and deep dicked her into a eye rolling orgasm. Then forced her to suck my cock clean of left over cum.

She left him 3 months later and she said hi to me recently... pic fucking related

>>735996105
cucked her by using her hotter sis

>>735996871
Done this too. Always worth hearing the gagging and seeing the tears

>>735996985
Obligatory request for pics.

>>735996105
Well, I was in Haditha in 2005, there were a few girls, does that count as mean?

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>>735997395
This isn't a cringe thread.

>>735997107
She has nice tits. How'd you swing that arrangement?

>>735997530
That's because she knows he isn't a real man. What a betafag

>>735996105
>What is the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, /b/?

Ass to mouth, cum in her mouth, fuck her menstruating vagina hard while her belly hurts like hell.

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>>735997633

Punched in head. Feelsbadman

I was friends with this girl who wouldn't send nudes to anyone in our school but she sent to this guy in another city
So I hit him up on Facebook and traded my exes nudes for hers
Spread that shit around made her throw up and cry was funny tho

>>735997530
At least this story had a happy ending.

>>735996790
based

>>735996105
One night i was really drunk at my gf's place, like really really fucking drunk..took a piss in the kitchen..no not the sink..shit in the bed..puked on/in her shoes..wake up next "morning" and see the massacre..two dudes that i have never seen before chilling in the living room..took a shower and left never to be seen again

>>735997343
Get outta here newfag

>>735997633
Breh you actually believe that story. The dude is definitely some neck beard.

>>735996105
Probably when I set my petite 5'1" ex up with a 6'2" 275 pound black friend of mine.

She said later "You know... there's too big, and then there's anatomically impossible."

She later said that they could wedge the head in, but more than that was a non-starter.

Zozzle.

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>>735997530
I'll take "faggots making up bullshit" for $1000 Trebek.

>>735997594
You need to fill in some blanks for us non-militaryfags. Also, thank you for your service.

>>735996105
I drug my girl with Rohypnol and fuck her ass raw for the night.

She doesn't do anal since she was raped on college.

She does anal at least once a week but she will never know

Shared photos of an exgf with friends of mine who were friends with her as well, a couple of people who knew her and a load who lived in the same city as her. Also a load of random people online but that's not quite the same.

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Spat into a coworkers water bottle that she had at the office pretty much daily. Loved to watch her drink from that bottle.

>>735997868
Let's see her then

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>>735997922

>>735997901
Fuck she turns me on, dont need face any more legs/ass?

>>735997901
Did the same with an ex that had some really expensive face moisturizer.

I knew when I wanted out and spent a day blowing loads into that bottle.

It's been over a year and I know for a fact she uses the same bottle

>>735997694
This. Feelsreallybadman
But in my defense I asked her to leave me alone for some time. I had my business shit down something I had worked 7 years in creating. I was in terrible shape mentally and didn't want to be bothered. She kept calling me names and when I didn't respond she slapped my head. At that point I totally lost control and went primitive gorilla on her ass. We separated few months die. But I still regret losing my cool like that.

>>735997979
Not bad. Have any of your friends had her since then ?

>>735998029
Nope they haven't

>>735996105
I took a girl out to a nice seafood dinner and never called her again

>>735998056
Probably for the best

I once took a girl out for a nice steak dinner and then never called her again

Threw-up on my girl's naked ass while she was asleep and then smeared it around with my dick.

Blamed it on the dog in the morning. She fucking believed me.

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>>735998029
>>735997979

>>735998105
dude you should kys

>>735996236
nice

I came on my friend's sister'stoothbrush

>>735996105
Okay it's not the meanest thing but i regret it.

Two days ago at a BBQ, some girl i barley know started pointing at me like she wanted something. While i sat with some guy talking, i ignored it kind of. And made fun of her by playing to "not understand" what she means.

She then got fed up with it. When i finished talking to my friend, i walk up to her, say hello.

She leaves.

>>735996105
Married her

>>735996105
Dated her

Came in exes food several times. Also several hot female friends food a few times.

>>735997530

The least plausible story in /b's history, congrats.

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>>735997988
Legs

>735997990
That's hot!

I made my ex stop every contact to her ex, made her tell me about everytime she talks to a guy that isn't me

One night I broke her nose on purpose with a headbutt cause she didn't stop trying to crawl into my bed, which I did not want her to do.
Have been together about a year. In the end I told her I've never loved her and used her only for sex and not to be alone.

Exposed my ex gf with all her social media on 4chan

>>735996105
Get her pregnant.

>>735996105
Cybersex one night and then rambled to her all day the next day about my real-life crush.

She hated me forever.

>>735998361
Sir, this made my shit life a few photons brighter. Thx :)

Post the sluts kik here. HomeisNowhere

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>>735998611

Glad that you liked the spit drinking slut!

>>735996586
I did this too, no remorse, I still laugh about it

>>735996105
shit in her face.

>>735996367
Came here to say this. Even when I knew we weren't staying together. I really hope she's doing better.

I pretended to care, and now that she's gone I'm not really sure if I was really pretending.

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>>735998210
Did same to a bitch on a roadtrip once. Came on her toothbrush and pissed in her wateflossing machines water tank. Have fed female friends sandwichss, soups, burritos, eggs etc. With fresh cum mixed in

>>735996105
Missionary with the intent to impregnant.

>>735997572
No pics, this was pre smartphone days. 1993

I disagreed with her.

When we were fucking I pinched her nipples hard enough to make them bleed

>>735996105
I told this chick her body looked my mine when she had her shirt off, she was fat and out of shape

Girl linked to my friend group recently got knocked up like a month before turning 18. Decided to keep it, father decided to skip. Wanted to fuck her since I met her, was waiting til she turned legal. Once he left her and she turned 18, took advantage of her emotional vulnerability and started fucking her bare. Kept fucking her until she started to really show recently. Broke it off telling her that all I wanted was to cum inside her and that she wasn't as hot pregnant and that I wouldn't stay and raise another man's kid anyways.

>>735998221
Have you really been far even decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>735996819
so... you wifed her?

>>735997414
Ordered chips.. 13+ years later it still haunts me.

was in a relationship with a girl for 4 years.. and slowly introduced her to camming, and taking pics.. started releasing her pics and when she found out, blamed it on a hacker..
we broke up and the pictures mysteriously started appearing online more and more...

she recently tried to commit suicide..

>>735999516

I might ask what if when would that then later but not cloud have been!

>>735997772
Woah get a load of the edge on this guy. He thinks rape is le funny meme

>>735996105
Dumped compromising pics of her, some private conversations and infos on /b/
You guys did a wonderful job because she had to change her phone number, her e-mail adress, her 2 years bf dumped her on the spot, her father wouldn't talk to her for months, dozens of her "best" friends stopped taling to her.
Good thing she had no job at the time because she would've probably lost it too.

I'd be glad to do it again but I'm lucky enough it never traced back to me the first time.

>>735999692
Post pics

Molested a 14ish year old girl on a packed train. She was cute, hot and a wannabe whore.
She'll learn not to wear skimpy clothes on a train full of men.

I know this thread means random girls but I'll get this off my chest.

I secretly hate my mum. She lives in her own twister world where she is the center of everything. I'm not talking as in being a narcissist, I mean everything that happens, whether it is terrorism, war, or something as simple as someone driving slow in front of her, she has to make it seem like she is the center of the incident, like it inconveniences her in the most brutal way and she is the only person suffering because of it. It drives me crazy to see her constantly play the victim card - especially when it likely has nothing to do with her. I can give examples if anyone is interested, but I'm sure we've all known someone like this, I'm just ashamed to say it is my own mother.

>>735996214
hwats that thing next to ur Leaf name

>>735999827
please please fucking please tell in extreme detail

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>>735999653
Edge confirmed

I made my ex lick all her creamy white pussy juice off my dick after she came on it.

Since I've heard girls are like guys in loosing all sexual desire and drive after cumming, I think it was really disgusting for her. I'd puke if I had to swallow my own cum because everything hot about it would be gone after cumming.

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>>735999860

>>735996105
I found my gf out for sexting her ex, before I told her I got her drunk and raped the shit out of her. When I'd finished she was covered in cum, piss, spit. I hate-fucked that bitch till she tore vag/anally. When she got back from uni the next day (having told her mates about the crazy awesome sex) her shit was on the lawn.

>>735999479
Stupid bitch lol

I made her check my sextoples

>>735999973
you mean like this? faggot.

>>735999997
damn it

>>735996105
Turned down her sexual advances. Nothing fucks with a girl more than that.

>>735996105
I forgot to tip my fedora when I was holding the door for her. Still regretting it today 2 years later...

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>>735999919
thank u anon

>>735999918
>Girls are like guys in losing all sexual desire after cumming

Sorry for paraphrasing you, but it isn't true. Girls can have multiple orgasms, thus there sex drive is like a scratchcard that can be "worn away" through multiple orgasms. Chances are she was extremely horny still. I'd suck your GFs pussy juice of your dick anon and I ain't even hard.

>>735999692
Why though?

When I was in highschool I dated a really devout southern baptist girl for over 3 years. She insisted on no sexual activity of any kind, just kissing. I thought if I just put enough time in she'd loosen up, but after 3 years of only kissing and dry humping I snapped and started spreading rumors at our church that we have been having sex for months.

Some people believed her that we never did, but there were enough people who didn't and they had to find a new church. It made me look like an asshole to everyone and she broke down crying several times that I know of because of it, but I'm not sure if I'd say I regret it.

>>735999857
I want examples. Also her age?

i get them to fall in love with me, like completely die for me shit and then when they least expect it i dump them. when i say that im leaving them you can see tears starting to form after that i see their facebook posts for months on end talking about depression and stuff. idk why i do it i just do ive done it to 3 girls

>>735997683
Pics? Vids?

>>735997697
Pics obviously!

>>736000074
>I'd suck your GFs pussy juice of your dick anon and I ain't even hard.

kek. That's different since it's not your own juice like in her case.

Also I fucked another ex into delirium because she was sensitive as hell and had one orgasm after the other.
Always explained it to myself that I just brought her over the edge of "I just came, I'm not horny anymore" by simply not stopping into "don't stop".

>>735996105
Told a girl she was nothing but a glorified Fleshlight, and that was all she'll be until she's so used up nobody would want her.

Immediately tricked a guy into getting her pregnant afterwards lol

Ex with daddy issues rimmed my asshole after I had taken a shit. Don't get me wrong, I had wiped, but as a guy with a hairy ass you don't get it all. She did, and made a habit of spit-shining my anus clean for a couple of years. Mean? dunno, Degrading? Probably. Was she still in High School? Yup.

>>735997817
You should stop doing this, find a girl who likes it in the ass, and learn some compassion.

>>735997777

>>736000286
Can we see your slut?

punched her in the face after she tried to kill herself
fucked someone else on her couch at her house party after we broke up
she found out about the last part and hasn't spoken to me since

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>>735999796
Nah, it's potato quality, she's recognizable in most of them, and I don't need it to resurface.

>>735997817
>I drug my girl with Rohypnol and fuck her ass raw for the night
>she will never know

get sum of this rape fantasizing virgin sociopath

>>735998469
Post!

>>735999918
My girl loves sucking her pussy cream off my cock after she and I both cum. She also loves ass to mouth. And she's bi and let's me fuck her and her best friend. They're both 35 and horny af. It's like I have two girlfriends. But I digress....I'm going to have to disagree with you on the whole women become disinterested in sex after cumming bullshit you said.

>>735997817
You clearly haven't fucked someones ass you virgin

>>735996105
cheated on her while she was recovering from the abortion I convinced her to get

>>735999857
She's probably a very hurt person, and this is the only way she can cope. Be thankful that you aren't like her. Anyway, this isn't that bad. Why don't you post her pic and I will come all over it. Then you will have done something mean.

>>735999584
Show us the ones the hacker posted

>>735999884
>be me 30ish
>take train every day for years
>I become a train expert (basically to stop getting man cock rubbing against me)
>my train is late so it's quite packed
>see 2 14ish girls in the corner.
>at first I'm a little far away so I realise I have to ride the momentum of the crowd getting off at the next station to get close
>it works I pretend I'm getting off and at the last second turn into them
>both my legs are pressed against either one of the girls so I can't do my usual cock rub
>put hand on right girls ass (no reaction)
>put hand against left girls thigh and move it between her tummy and vag
>she puts her hand over vag to block me
>fuck....I leave my hand there.
>train goes over a bump and her hand moves so my whole hand is spread with palm under her tummy and fingertips by her vag
.....cont

>>735999692
Do you feel lucky? Besides, the damage has been done.

>>736000451
>She also loves ass to mouth

go away with your disgusting excuse of a bitch

protip: I'm just mad because you disagree with my totally scientific based knowledge

>>735996790
this definitely happened. haha totally epic win dude (laughing out loud)

>>735997817
Pics or it didn't happen, faggot.

>>735996105
posted her nudes in group chat on facebook after she broke up with me although i promised not to

>>736000084
Basically she flirted with me just after i got dumped for the sake of making fun of me and my post break-up emotional state. She would "flirt" by texts with me while sharing her answers with her friends.

>>735996329
damn your a bit to crazy for this thread anon

>>736000561
Horrible but interesting keep going anon

>>736000183
I do this as well. Since I got divorced 5 years ago from a cheating cunting whore of a baby mama. Now I don't feel anything, but I make like I do when I meet women, mostly on tinder. I'm patient and don't go in for sex right away, makes them think I'm really looking for "the one". I mean like it's weeks before I invite them over for dinner and a little Netflix and chill for the night. And when I do they fall in love. I've done this to half a dozen women by now. And I'm working on one right now. She cleans my house, stocks my fridge, washes my underwear, and buys random shit for my apartment like she's planning on moving in. Then in about a year or so I get bored and just dump them out of nowhere. Since I feel nothing, I just reopen my tinder profile and start swiping like the day after.

>>735996393
need more details

>>735996105
Needs more JPEG.

>>736000572
I now have a good situation to lose so no I'm not risking it to be come back at me.

>>735996105
I used to beat the living shit out of my ex.

>be me few years ago
>paranoid, jealous cunt
>constantly confronting her about her cheating on me
>she'd get pissed everytime and start screaming
>that shit pissed me off so I'd hit her really hard all over her body
>one time she tried to leave me
>I said "fine fuck off"
>she was in a cab
>i texted her "btw all our homemade videos are going online in 20 minutes"
>she wasnt religious, but still wouldn't be good for her to have pornos of her
>the cab turned around faster than i jerk a quickie
>i said i was sorry (but i was a lying son of a bitch)

I beat her so many times and so hard she'd have bruises and would be bleeding all over.
I'm a monster who deserves no forgiveness.

>>736000658
What happened? Can we see here?

>>735996236
Kek

>>735997113
Ha ha. My friend in the Navy sent his wife divorce papers on valentine's day. With flowers. He laughed and laughed...We all thought it was kind of fucked up.

>>736000843
haha nice dude

>>736000843
You are a human being and you shared that with us so we can understand that human beings sometimes mistreat each other. When my wife comes home, I am going to give her hugs and kisses instead of bleeding and bruising. I forgive you. Please forgive yourself. It's not too late to change.

>>736000897
we had an argument during date and didn't talk to each other for a week and then she broke up, unfortunetely i don't want to post her nudes yet

>>736000731
Got any pics of your cheating whore ex?

i met a girl who was engaged to be married. i got her drunk and had sex with her, then we find out she is 3mths pregnant with her fiainces child. i tell her i love her and pay for the termination. break up with her a week after.

lol. try to top that fuckers.

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>>736000286
>>736000362
Back from before you were born probably.I still use that towel to dry my dog.

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>>736000161
menopause age

>>736000493
pic related. cum all over it for me

>>736000561
You fucking scum perv.
Go on...

>>736000561
>everytime the train goes over a bump I dig my fingertips over her pussy.
I could feel the outline of her lips under her skirt and pants.
Because I'm doing it as the train bumps it could appear to her that it's accidental.
>the train stopped at a station and as the people got off she covered her pussy again. My experience on this train tells me there's going to be an almighty rush of people getting on so I just leave my hand where it was.
>sure enough the rush of people pushes her pussy onto my hand. There is now pussy pressure on my hand without me doing anything and she now can't push my hand off coz there's no space to move.
>I clock her looking worried at her friend. Her friend seems to look shocked happy
>I just start rubbing slowly. I didn't go all out. I went to the thigh then back up to the tummy then to the pussy.
>I really enjoyed the feeling of her silkish skirt and the outline of her knickers.
>her face was now defeated but her friend still looked happy lol wtf?
>the friend turns away and I kissed the girl on the top of her head and run harder
>now she looks frightened so I lay off a little and her friend looks back. She's desperately truing to tell her friend what I'm doing
>her friend looks down then looks at me
No fucks given
>my station comes I give one more hard quick run as I leave I. Low her a kiss and smile
She fucking smiles back
Japan brah wft?
If I'd known she was up for it I'dve gone for her pussy

>>735997276

most underrated comment for about two weeks

>>736000286
>>736001138
But did she enjoy it?

>>736001034
Ladies and genitals give him a warm welcome and an amazing applause ITS JESUSSSSSSSS H CHRISTTTTTTTTTTT

>>736000084
>>736000680
Also she was cheating on her bf with some guys, (one of them being a friend cheating on his then gf), she sent them pics, took pics during the cheating, talked to them of fb, told two of her friends her father had raped her when she was 14 (totally not true but hey, get the attention or do not), and she could have gotten away with all that if only she hadn't forgot to log off her facebook account on my computer.
I waited for a good two months and a half before posting anything so I wouldn't get suspected. By then I was just a fading memory and she never knew where it came from.
Revenge is a dish best served cold

>>735996105
went home with a girl after some heavy drinking.
Fucked her in the ass and came on her face.
Then I waited for her to fall asleep and I bailed after stealing some of her food

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>>735996105
I used to make chicks fall in love with me so I could have sex with them, then tell them I didn't want a relationship pretending I have issues and blah blah blah generally making up excuses in such a way that they didn't hate me so I could go back to them at a later date.
I feel like a dickhead for doing it now, but in hindsight I wouldn't have slept with 100+ women if I hadn't done that.

Married her.

That'll teach her to be nice.

>>735996819
same story except for the still have sex part

I was chilling with this stupid whore who was loaded on xtc and lsd. I was slowly guiding her into a bad, bad trip and constantly reinforced her insecurities that nobody gives a shit about her because she's a worthless whore. Also she was in love with me (or so she claimed) so coming from me it was like 37 times worse. The abuse was so bad she decided to kill herself with pills and chugged like 20 of something i can't remember. I was worried because if she died in my house that would be bad for me so I forced my hand down her throat to make her puke but she was such a professional whore that she had zero gag reflex. So i called an ambulance for her and while i was waiting i looked up the drug and apparently 20 wouldn't be enough to kill her so i called off the ambulance and told her to just rest or wtv. she ended up in a coma for like 4 days i'd slap her awake now and then to feed her and i also raped her in her sleep. When it was all over she was fine and i told her family that she tried to kill herself and that i saved her life.

>>736001208
Kek you shouldve tapped her girlfriend as well while you were at it though

>>736001208
>Japan brah wft?
how could you possibly say anyone else if weird when you just admitted to stealth-fapping a stranger on public transport? I hope she had a dick.

>>736001383
absolutemadman.jpg

I don't know how 'mean' it is, but it's definitely disrespectful.

>whenever I have a new girl stay overnight at my place (It happens, but not as much as I like) we end up making out and they always want to go to the bathroom and brush their teeth before we go to bed.
>They always ask me if I have a spare toothbrush.
>I tell them 'Yes, I just bought one, it's still in the package.'
>Gratefully, they open it up and brush their teeth knowing that they aren't going to get beer breath on my cock in about 15 minutes.
>We do what comes natural...

Anyway, the next day, I pick the toothbrush box out of the trash and carefully repackage it so it looks new again. About 11 different girls have used this toothbrush and just now the bristles are starting to show that they've been used.

I know it's childish and it really isn't funny but I just love watching every girl who comes home with me use the same toothbrush. And every time I get away with it I feel just a little more smug.

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>>736001138

>>736001275
>>736001138
Any time a girl with daddy issues routinely licks the shit off your ass, I think "enjoying" is a synonym for "sad and fucked up".

>>736001391
Give an example of what you say to them when you break up. I want to learn this Kung fu

>>736001596
Fucked up sure, doesn't have to be sad though

>>735999584
Why though?

>>735996105
She wanted my D bad and I didn't give her any just because of reasons.

Made her wait for few weeks... she was going insane

>>736001479
I wtf'd because if I'd done that anywhere other than japan I'd be a dead man.
....one thing tho fgt, this thread is "worse things you've done to a woman" if you can't take it then go back to "le dit"

>>735996105
A girl told me that no one would ever love me. I found out that she was being molested by her father and she only told her boyfriend, who I was friends with (she told me this long before they were dating)
He told me because he didn't know what to do with it. I told a lot of people. She was embarrassed and damaged, no one believed her. She moved away that year.

>>735997530
What finger?

>>736001760
oh you newfags and the "le reddit" meme. stay here for longer than 3 years to understand the true power of faggotry.

>>736001140
I've seen her before I think? Give some examples of her behaviour

>>735996105
Girl I was dating had a fetish for being tied up. But at the same time anal was strictly forbidden. So one day I tied her.up face down, lubed her up and fucked her in the ass when there was nothing she could do about it.

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>>736001479
I started making a blog about it. On the dark web. I'm even taking photos of my exploits. Shit is crazy
Pic related it's me rubbing my thigh against a girls pussy

>>736001853
its always little finger for a first offence.

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>>735996105
I told her I loved her even though I didn't

>>735997990
Hot

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>>736001862
I tried to write the r word in but I got flagged as spam.
......anyways

>>736001351
Fair enough

>>735996105
>was in my last year of highschool and did martial arts
>had a tomboy friend in my martial arts class and we used to do this hip bump thing
>thought the whole time that it was relatively normal to do with girls as a sign of being playful
>see my other female friend walking down the hallway in school and I "playfully" hip bump her while we walk past each other
>she trips, flies off, and hits the floor while grasping her hip in obvious pain
>never talks to me again and ignores any attempt to start a conversation despite trying to do so right next to her sometimes
im not entirely sure it was worth trying to be seen as the playful friend that likes to mess around sometimes

>>735997530
>Pay me back, cut his fucking finger off or fuck his girl while he watched

>$300 fucking kek, no way that happend

>>736001550
Cum on the toothbrush before you repack .

>>736001907
bet she was into it

was there any shit on your dick because she wasn't prepared?

>>735998115
Nice

Got a religious girl pregnant then made her get an abortion or else I'd spread her nudes I had secretly taken around her family, school and work. I didn't even go with her to get it sucked out.

>>736002153
Nope. The shitdick is a myth from my experience. Also, she came faster than she ever had before.

Peed in a cup, told her it was drugs. She cringed from the smell then chugged it down

Had anal sex with my ex, then fucked gf's throat and nut in her face later that day

>>736001450
>that i saved her life.
Did they thank you? What happened with her after?

Cheated on my then girlfriend like a week after taking her virginity. I feel really bad about it still a year later, she was the only girl Ive ever loved

>>736001669
"I have serious commitment issues that I'm trying to work on resolving, it wouldn't be fair on you if I was to get with you right now because I'd end up hurting you. I really like you and I want to remain close but it wouldn't be right for me to be in a relationship with you because you deserve more than I can offer you right now".

Something along those lines.
You've got to make out like you're damaged in some way and you're doing them a favour by not hurting them in your current state.

I've had fucking YEARS of practise.
I perfected the art of being a sleazy cunt whilst maintaining my nice considerate image.

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>>735999057
Solidarity, my brother.

>>736000561
>>train goes over a bump
yea ok

>>735996105
Denied her money she needed that I could have easily given to her, because she used me for money in the past and then left.

heartless cunt.

>>736002245
Sounds like she was 12 you hebe

i spitted on it and said it was a cow and then said it was ugly and fat and a cow and stupid and that i would never use my sex to it again ever no more

>>736002319
not the guy who posted it but it happens. I take the train quite often and it can hit a rough patch in which it bounces up and down.

>>736000843
I would love to beat the shit out of you

>>736002136
I can't say it hasn't crossed my mind. But I've always happened to get cum on something of theirs anyway. So the toothbrush is kind of an afterthought in that area.

Anyway, I'm not trying to be outright cruel. Just a little bit mean.

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>>736002319
Nice catch anon

Made her cheat on her side guy, then trashed her. Both bf and side guy left her. Xd.

>>736000044

this, this and this

the impact is higher when they are hot, it REALLY fucks up their confidence

I told her the captcha was road signs. It was vehicles. She spent the next 2 minutes clicking on no parking signs.

Stupid fanny.

>>735997683
Sex actually helps in relieving period cramps so that was actually a nice thing, anon.

>>736001921
Got more or a webm? Cant see shit on this one. Wheres the leg wheres the pussy?

>>735996105
rape and battery

>>736002411
I also take trains often, and there is no way it would go thru such a bump that her hand would move, it just shakes a bit

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Once dated an illegal mexican. Found out she was out cheating, so I called immigration services and had her deported

>>735996105
So many butthurt beta faggots in this thread. Lel.

>>736002632
a bit harsh but she deserved it, if youre a dirty illegal mexican you shouldn't cheat

>>736002319
>>736002411
You're right it probably didn't go over a bump. I meant it jolted.
Anything else you fucking cunt?

>>736001034
You Gay?

>>736002575
I had a friend that used to walk through crowded dance clubs and grab asses as he passed by. He used to call it the 'victory lap.'

>>7359973 go back to tumblr

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stole her nudes and sent to other people

pic related

I love to force anal on unwilling bitches, then go back and forth from ass to pussy with a dirty dick. All of them cried for me to stop except one. I married her.

IN HS dating a pretty hot girl that was pretty high on herself. Slowly but surely getting through the shit to the point we can at least heavy pet. Still no oral and certainly not sex. Finally getting tired of the fight after like 8 months of dating. She tells me she wants to go to her best friends college (end of April) this weekend to go to some parties. She needs me to drive. Her friend was year older and in first year of college. So we drive up on a friday and will be back Sunday. Friday night we get to friends house and have some beers she goes to sleep in friends room while I get couch in basement/rec room. notevenhandjob.jpg.

Next day her friend shows us around and that night we are going to couple parties with her friend. We have few warm up wine coolers and my GF can't handle alcohol well... we go to first party and GF is pretty trashed by time we wobble to 2nd party. Her friend meets a guy she is crushing on and in about 15 minutes has basically ditched us. I figure what the hell I will try to get some off my GF while she is loaded. We are on porch swing and start making out. then she gets mad at me when I start feeling her up to get a drink. I am pissed. She is talking to some college douche at the tap. I am like fuck it... and about to leave her. I then see her do a shot with him and 10 minutes later he is helping her upstairs.

I was about to just leave, then decide, fuck it... just gonna break up with her by catching her in act. Go upstairs see douche leaving room in boxers to go to bathroom. I go to room. GF passed out on bed, shirt and bra off, skirt bunch up and panties literally hanging off one ankle. Figure fuck it... proceed to hate fuck her for about 4 minutes before dumping a load in her... she makes some noise but is basically dead to world. Then comes the bad part... Douche returns and asks me WTF I am doing. I tell him he just banged my GF so I did too... but don't worry, I am breaking up with her anyway. Cont...

>>736002887
thats a sign that you shouldn't married her

>>735996105

let her believe i loved her and then broke her heart

I posted all of her info on here.

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>>736002542
I don't know how to webm sorry
I thought if I marked my pic up it might help but now even I'm confused sorry

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>>736002363

Nah bro she was 18. Here's her vag I stole from phone

>>736002987
do it again

>>736002575
The train was so packed that when the train jolted you have to grab on to something. The hand she went to grab something was the one that was blocking.
Look this actually happened and I have plenty more stories but if I have to try and prove stupid little details then I won't bother. It makes no difference to me.

In fourth grade a girl was showing everyone a piece of art work she did desk by desk. She gets to me and I throw her paper under my desk. When she goes under to get it I kicked her in the head.

>>736002890
He then says, "so you don't mind if I share her with my roomy" I think for about 10 seconds and say, "I don't give a fuck if you share her with whole house". I then proceed to go down stairs and tell every dude that isn't currently with a girl that they are running a train on some passed out bitch upstairs. I then head out, back to her friends place, get in car and drive through the night back home. She calls my cell next afternoon crying asking where I went, I tell her I saw her go upstairs with the douche and we are done. She is sobbing and starts trying to tell me something, I hang up. Her friend has to drive her back with a borrowed car (I ended up hearing from a mutual friend that she had confided about her rape to her friend but her friend convinced her NOT to go to police LOL)

The next year I end up going to that college, and look up the "douche" he tells me that she was fucked by over 20 guys that night, and they ended up dumping her on porch of the house of her friend basically still cum covered. Have literally never spoken another word to her.

>>736003135
no one cares dude, just dont post anything

>>735997530
I want to make fun of you but you've done a fine job of doing that yourself.
The obviousness of your bullshit is almost bewildering.
Seriously, if you're going to make shit up please work harder at it so that it's at least semi-enjoyable to read.

I stole a shit ton of nudes of her from her bf and then had an episode and threatened her with them

Hot girl at work, bad ass body, totally ate up with herself. Tell her one of her tits is bigger than the other. She goes to mirror and looks at herself then denies it. Later, I tell several guys that the next time she walks by, I'll stop her and you guys just say 'yep, you're right.' Do that and the girl freaks. Starts screaming and crying , runs out the door, never see her again. Ooops. I laughed, though.

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>>736001140
My stim dick is preventing me from blowing my load, but here is a picture of my dick next to his face for your troubles. Now she is a victim. When she complains, she's right. Got any pics that show of her ass? She looks hot to me.

>>736003216
Just by replying it means you care
Ok one more story
.....cont
Brace yourselves this is an extra special raped one just to fuck with this faggot

>>735996345
Been there done that. I said I did it by mistake and she believd me lol

>>735996819
poor woman :( send my condelances

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>>736003247
>>>735997530
>I want to make fun of you but you've done a fine job of doing that yourself.
>The obviousness of your bullshit is almost bewildering.
>Seriously, if you're going to make shit up please work harder at it so that it's at least semi-enjoyable to read.

On /b
Looking for truth

>>736002305
Teach me your ways kik?

>>736003392
Go on

>>736003361
why is there a hair protruding from the side of your dick?

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depends how you define mean

>>735996105
Had affairs with eleven married women. All 11 are divorced

>>735996105
a hug

>>736003781
Kek. I bet she didn't do shit.

>>736003592
I think it's a stray pube that detached from how hard I was jerking it. I tried, anon. I'm sorry I let you down. It's like she has "mom powers" or something that prevented me. Maybe some other anon can win against that, but it ain't me.

>>735996105
Convinced a chick to get my name tattooed on her in a tramp stamp on her back telling her I loved her and was going to marry her. Said I'd get one with her name on it when we came back the next week. Broke up with her two days after she had it done.

>>736003844
What quality in you did they respond to? Just curious.

horny little cousin comes over to fuck one day. i get her to the point where she goes keep going cuz I'm gonna fucking cum. i keep my rhythm and i start feeling her splash. its so wet I'm gonna fucking cum. tries to pull out, she won't let me. holds me tighter and starts moving her hips until she hits her orgasm, i let it all out inside her. i slow my motion until she passes out.
i keep her legs up and go down on her before cum drips all over my bedsheets. too late anyway there's already a puddle, but i lick my cum and her cum off her tight little shaved teen pussy and gave her a nice tasty cum kiss. that's when she realized i came in her.
morning after pill next day

>>736001450
yes they all thanked me I was the hero but i think they also suspected i was using drugs.
she's seriously addicted to drugs now i speak to her sometimes.

>>735996345
thats exactly how they like it

>>736004182
meant for >>736002257

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>>736003781
>>736004036

correct. always call their bluff

>>735996105
>Be me
>meet some bitch from an app similar to tinder
>trying to find her at park and I walk past her on a bridge
>6/10 at best
>ogre figure with broad shoulders
>debate on just leaving but I stay
>say hey to her and walk and talk
>go to some ice-cream place I used to work at, get free ice-cream
>driving her to some place in down town and she starts grabbing my dick
>pulls out my boner and starts giving me road head
>worst head I've ever fucking had
>continue driving for 15 minutes until I finish
>drive straight to the park and pull in next to her car not saying a word
>I just look at her waiting for her to get out
>she's nervous and kinda confused
>goes to her car without even a hug
>never say a word to her again and ignore her messages on tinder

>>735996105
girl asked me to do her in the butt. I didn't.

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>>735996180
This nigga

>>736004242
Yep. How did you explain the 4 day disappearance?

>>736004381
Nice. Was it obvious from her profile she was shrek's sister or had the facebook angle?

Married her

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>>736004320

oops

>>736004074
>"mom powers"
I'm fucking dying
Thank you anon

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Left her with a burden, a responsibility.
God, I loved her and now she hates me.

>>735996393
No fucking way

>>736004381
reminds me of a tinder experience i had
>match with what looks like a 6/10
>wouldn't take her out on a date but she seems dtf and pretty easy and she wants to come over
>okay we're doing this
>she arrives and is downstairs my buidling
>I go down to meet her and I walk around downstairs looking for her
>what i find downstairs is the most disgusting creature i have ever seen
>the pictures i saw were obviously 10-15 maybe even 20 years old and she'd put on lots of weight
>not just ogre figure tho, ogre fucking face with deep craters all over and caked with make up that failed to hide it. overall looked like years of whoring and kfc had gotten the better of her
>i turn around and try leg it back into my building
>too late, she'd seen me
>"hey anon! is that you? its me!"
>fuckfuckfuck i don't want anyone seeing me talking to this monstrosity
>"ohh hey I'm so sorry but my girlfriend just got here I have to go"
She looked so disappointed but honestly i didn't care I would have preferred ending my miserable life than looking at her or being seen with her for another full minute

>>735996790
You should seek help...

>>735996105
I strung her along for 10 years

>>735997068
My wife's miscarriage was the worst thing that ever happened to us anon.

Wtf is wrong with u

>>735996367
this

>>736005163
You know, getting upset about that is ok anywhere in the world but here. You are HERE, you should have fucking known fucking better.

>>736004588
i can't really remember but she lived on her own and was a known degenerate, and it might have been holidays for her so she didn't have obligations. or she did and it just looked like she skipped out on them. I didn't really care tbh Fallout 4 just came out.

>>736005163
Children suck, dude. You and your wife are actually lucky

>>735996105
Stood her up at the prom after she spent 900$ on dress

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>>736005555
nice digits, friend

We're at a party and she gets drunk enough to be slutty and wants to make out with me.
Says she's a Christian girl so she wants a relationship. Kinda gets me turned on because I want to treat her like a slut.
She's low maintenance and I get free blowjobs. Figure I'll break up with her when I get bored of her.
Problem is she's a virgin and I really don't want to deal with that shit.
When I say free, if I wanted to hangout with my boys she wouldn't ever bother me, same with when I was studying. Whenever i had free time we would meetup, have dinner, then making out/blowjobs. No mushy relationship stuff. Her body was 8/10, face 4/10, but man her blowjobs were kinda bad at the beginning. Nice to be able to cum all over her face, make her swallow, all that shit. I think she had daddy issues.
Eventually we come home from a party and she's horny af. She keeps saying she wants to but can't because of God and suggests anal. wtf of course Ill try it to degrade you more.
Well a month later she starts going crazy telling her friends she thinks I'm the one and wants to marry me.

I dump her and she has a mental breakdown.

>>736005904
Chics are weird. What kinda breakdown?

>>735996105
i had this girlfriend for about a year, one time i read her diary, she wrote how she was attracted to my cousin. so i fucked her sister and dumped her. she has kids with him now, he's a total loser too who basically ruined her life.