weirdest boner

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>>735984609

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>>735984800
Damn I heard of bitches having crabs but she got fuckin crayfish.

>>735985102
why would someone photoshop a fake leg on her? There's got to be actual amputee porn, rule 34!

>>735984712
maw!

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>>735984609

>>735984712
maw

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>>735984609

>>735986018
Studded, for his pleasure.

>>735986044
Who is this woman!

>>735986044
A female friend (not girlfriend, a friend who is a girl) literally choked me out like this once. She said she could jump on me and do it. I laughed and said "Just try, ho." Long story short, I woke up on the floor with a hell of a headache and our circle of friends laughing. I had mad respect for her from then on in.

>>735984609
I had a weird boner when I and my friend were drunk kissing each other. We're both straight males btw

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>>735986395
That's not gay at all

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>>735984712
Not weird at all. Moar

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>>735986678

>>735986739
Kek where the fuck is this?

>>735986843
Canada

>>735984609
Cravingforcock.com

>>735986843
Benin

>>735986843
paris

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>>735986457

>>735987838
I once saw a video of this woman, or a nearly identical black midget, doing a strip show. IT WAS FUCKING HOT. It was ungodly hot. I can't find it again. Weeping.

>>735987679
I've actually fucked a girl like this out of sheer curiosity. Easy to pick up and carry around during sex, but not exactly sexy sex at all. Kind of like plowing a lab skeleton with an installed pocket pussy.

>>735987390
Source? this is kinda hot

>>735987823
Idk if a midget or not, but that cosplay looks really good on her.

And not in a sexual way, she is cute

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When I was a teen I wanked to him thinking he was a girl. Does it make me gay?

>>735986266
I would have had a bonner in your situation, pal.

>>735984712
anybody more stuff like this??

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>>735988630
One of the first traps

>>735988693
I did. Didn't have it when I woke up. When she has an itch and is alone, she booty calls me. I'm kind of her bitch now, and I'm okay with that. I have a hard time keeping a girlfriend because of that and the fact that I'm a bit of a jackass.

>>735988937
That's pretty good if you're fine with it.

>>735989277
Helped me get to know I have a fetish for strong chicks. I generally have a don't-give-a-fuck aggressive personality. Once she overpowered me, she kind of became my goddess. I can't explain why my brain did that. My behavior towards her is opposite of who I am.

>>735989593
That's cute, man.
No homo.

>>735988346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

>>735984998
k3k

>>735990101
https://youtu.be/PHxicjFRnoo

>>735989709
I'm going to bed soon. Want it to seem less cute? I lurk here when killing time hoping that she calls me when I have no girlfriend, like tonight. I'm broken when it comes to her. Now, it seems pathetic, don't it? I don't care. She's sexy strong, training to do MMA, giving me better food to eat for stamina, etc.

>>735989561
Why does this turn me on so much

>>735988122

I like thin girls but she is well past my limits

>>735990433
You're still cute for me, I'm as fucked as you probably, different reasons though.
But that's why we are all here I guess.

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>>735986266
Congratulations, you are now officially a sissy fag. Enjoy killing yourself because you failed as a man.

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>>735990101
>>735990154
They didn't even need special effects for that video, they just got someone from England.

>>735987921
10/10 would BANG!!

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>>735992655
weird? she is hot wtf

>>735989522
holy crap is that true?

>>735985545
>nugget porn isn't already well known

>>735990101
This is why I believe in aliens.


Ayyy lmao

>>735988447

i can't fucking stop laughing

>>735989522
.... where do you fuck her??!

>>735988447
Looks like she ate the ball. And all the other balls. And the people who threw the balls. And the people who made the people who threw the balls.

>>735992722
wtf

>>735984609
She needs some flesh colored on her nipples and to stand completely still then my mannequin fetish would almost be complete the warm and soft flesh would still ruin the mood though

>>735986266
today on this episode of things that didn't happen

>>735993223
Wherever you want + technically isnt bestiality so it legal to

>>735992929
top kek

>>735993069
I mean I know how vaginas work and what all the parts do and I am familiar with my girlfriends....but this makes me question everything I knew about female anatomy... What is happening

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>>735986457
>>735987557
kek

>>735995448

Looks like speculum holding the puss open, dildo in ass, and a urethral insertion.

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>>735985102
Red anywon?

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>>735986435
Dat file name

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I guess I'm bi now.

>>735986898
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>>735987099
I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was malmo

>>735993223
Where DON'T you fuck her

>>735987464
Classic af. Blasted it while making coffee this morning, basically a Friday ritual.

>>735986215
Kortney olson. Learn how to reverse image faggot.

>>735986912
>alienware suit