The girl I like is vaping. What do?

>>735969444
Stop worrying and not hassle her about it faggot

>>735969444
Tell her you rolled trips without even trying. She'll be like "MAD TITE YO!" and let you push his balls aside to fuck him in his ass.

>>735969444
Nice trips, and buy a phix. She'll probably think "wow, you have a phix?! You must have a massive cock."

>>735969444
Get over the fact that you're an autist for just a minute and realize that the whole anti-vape meme was the cigarette companies trying to destroy alternatives to their business.

Also, H3H3 is faggot shit only teenagers think is funny. Don't tell people you're into that if you want people to respect you.

>>735969444
With these trips, fucking smash that dislike button.

>>735969444
>the girl I "like"
>vaping

I'm assuming a murder suicide is the right decision, since you're in school and an American

>>735970456
>reddit spacing
>non-American
Just what business to you mistakenly think you have on this site?

>>735969444
Turn 360 degrees

>>735969444
No longer like said girl, she is a degenerate.

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>>735970592
>I'm an angry yank
Fucking kill yourself faggot.

>>735970717
Or, ask if she would vape into your asshole.

If yes, then keep on pursuing
If no, call her a skank

>>735970157
Look, I don't even smoke anymore, but I did, and vapers piss me the fuck off. Why? It's the equivalent of some bitch drinking appletinis and saying how she's a hardcore drinker.

It used to be smoking was an acquired taste; it took effort to learn to enjoy natural tobacco without flavor and only afficinados could hang out in the smokers club. Fucking vapes let every damn yuppie and punk into our club. Fuck them. You split the smoker club and ruined it all when we were already being pressed out of existence by the libtards. Fuckers.

Depends. Is it hash? I use a vape pen to inhale my medicine. Don't judge us.

>>735970735
>can't handle the banter
>posts image macros 7 years after they stopped being a thing

>>735970831
Okay tough guy let us know when you're even old enough to buy a pack of smokes lmao

>>735970880
>after they stopped being a "thing"
You're really trendy, back to tumblr for you

>>735970945
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>735970831
>getting this upset because you assigned a culture to tobacco that only hipster reddit fags and yuppies ever claimed it had
You seem really really insecure and desperate for a sense of belonging.

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>>735970831
Just die already. Smoking is bad for you and thus society.

>>735969444
date a real man

>>735971088
Acknowledging this isn't the same place it was 7 years ago isn't being trendy. it's being a realist. I'm sorry if reading ED last week didn't prepare you for that revelation.

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>>735971324
Nice try tard, you've already been rekt.

>yfw

>>735971461
>no arguments
I accept your concession, newkid.

>>735971172
Not a hipster or yuppie. Clearly you didn't stand around places smoking. It was a great social ice breaker. Smokers tended to prefer conversation as compared to non-smokers. Also, excellent in bars before all the no smoking laws. I quit five years ago because social attitudes and laws were making it the cost-benefit analysis shift- but I enjoyed it while it was worth it.

>>735971324
It's the same. Only with more real nazis.

>>735971461
Oh Snap! You got schooled, boy.>>735971590

>>735971590
>gets rekt
>keeps mumbling

Have you got a parent/guardian I can speak to little man?

>>735971635
>Not a hipster or yuppie.
Your own post proved otherwise.
>Clearly you didn't stand around places smoking. It was a great social ice breaker.
Unfounded assumption.
>Smokers tended to prefer conversation as compared to non-smokers.
Anecdotal evidence.
>Also, excellent in bars before all the no smoking laws.
I'm actually older than you. You just assumed I;m not because I rekt your shit and you're such a child you think that anyone who disagrees with you does so out of lack of wisdom.
> quit five years ago because social attitudes and laws were making it the cost-benefit analysis shift- but I enjoyed it while it was worth it.
No one asked for a blog post.

>>735969444

if that's the girl then i'd reevaluate my taste in women

>>735969444
>What do?
Move on.

>>735971906
>types like a nigger
Beggars can't be choosers.

>>735971848
LOL, that was the biggest fucking wot refutation I've ever seen. Did you have to leave your mom's basement to find the citations for it?

>>735972011
>that was the biggest fucking wot refutation I've ever seen
Again, no one asked for a blog post.
>no arguments
I accept your concession.

>>735970592
Beta American located
Kek

>>735969444
Ironically make fun of her chicks like that

>>735972131
>no arguments
No, I accept your concession

>>735971725
Yeah she did, was pretty pathetic when she called me "newkid" kek

>>735972155
>pls pay attention to me, american overloard
>i'd go to whatever site my failed country created if i wasn't so concerned with americans validating my existence

>>735971120
Kek I was just trolling you bro

>>735972354
/b/ is just trolls trolling trolls.

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>>735971296

>>735972323
>tries too hard to work in calling someone a girl
>destroys any hope for his reply not being fail
Go to bed.

>>735972334
>I'm upset

>>735972500
>low effort post when confronted by uncomfortable truth about why he comes to this site

>>735972474
>his reply not being fail
Did you even go to school retard?

>>735972610
>putting in way to much effort

U upset brah?

>>735972612
>fails to comprehend simple sentence
>implies someone is at fault for his problem

>>735972474
you replied...

>>735972704
>accuses others of putting in too much effort
>will reply to this post even though the discussion is now over and I have the last word

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The real problem is you. Fans of h3h3 are the most autistic faggots on the planet. Kill Yourself reddit scum.

>>735972725
>effort
Re read it, you're the tard here fatty.

>>735972812
>no, I do.

>>735972772
You used an ellipsis because you're gay, learning disabled, or a woman.

Let me help: >>>/a/

>>735971210

So is vaping but you'll believe any convenient lie over learning the hard truth.

I'm not even hating smoking or vaping. I just hate hypocrisy. Campfire smoke is bad for your health, but I'll still sit next to a campfire. Quit pretending you vape for the health aspect. Both smokers and vapers do it to be part of a group. Fads initially that become physically addicting.

We're all dying anway. Your body is just a vessel and noBODY gets out alive.

>>735972855
>lost
>refuses to accept it because toddler brain

>>735970831
Holy shit, I'm triggered by how much of a whingy little bitch you are. Go fuck your asshole with a cigar, you total fucking loser.

>>735972011
This ladies and gentlemen is a textbook example of what we call "butt-hurt".

Watch as he now tucks his tail in submission and scurries away.

>>735972812
Faggots in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

>>735973001
Nice try sissy.

>>735973115
>4chan is being displayed in his browser as well

cigarettes and vaping are both for fags

inb4 'lul str8edge' i do meth

>>735973257
>i do meth
Niggers don't get to have opinions, Cletus.

>>735973210
>faggot yank gets rekt
>keeps mouthing off

Do you like being dominated bro? I'm starting to feel sorry for ya.

>>735973357

>nigger
>Cletus

choose, moron

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>>735969444
hoho you fuckers got some fucking balls posting your gay shit here again

keep h3h3 and the rest of filthyfag's faggoty frenulum fiddler friends the fuck away

>>735973397
>punks himself by not realizing the irony of his words
>pretends he doesn't realize it
No wonder Ellis Island turned your great grandfather away. He couldn't pass a basic intelligence test.

>>735972450
That's /pol/, actually.

>>735973115
Listen kid, either you can knock off the attitude RIGHT NOW or i will take matters into my own hand and make sure you never EVER post here again. Thus is your one and only warning. DONT TICK ME OFF

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>>735973660
>punks himself
That whole comment was pretty bad..

>>735973617
>he doesn't realize that not all white people are actual white people
>he's never heard the term wigger before
>he doesn't realize that niggers come in all colors
>he doesn't realize that doing hard drugs means you're a dumb nigger

This site was so much better when there weren't any poor people pretending they belong.

Why are you being such a faggot? It's not like you are going to fuck the vape cigarette .

>>735973761
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

>>735973829
>a newfag who posts reaction images after 2010 has valid opinions on the comments that destroy him

>>735973003
Fuck his asshole with a cigar? it wouldn't even touch the sides hahahaha

>>735969444
Just be glad she isn't smoking bro.

>>735973936
>implying he's going to fuck anyone with his childish notions about others based on chemical consumption methods

>>735973978
Kek! You serious bro?
Plz end your RIDICULOUS existence.

>>735974024
>i was born after 1995 and i'm a fag

>>735970831
Nice lungs cunt. Enjoy your prolonged damage.

>>735974024
fag

>>735969444
Find someone with more than two brain cells

>>735974115
>he's so dumb he has to capitalize things to convey emphasis via text

>>735971210
I do it for Nicotine plus the health aspect. What don't you understand? Smoke = bad lung / Vape = No tar

>>735970717
That's my initial raction.

Also, why is vaping such a big thing in the US?
Here in Germany people just do it and nobody really minds or feels the need to talk about it.
It's just something that you do like chewing gum or drinking coffee.

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>>735973851

>/b/
>ever being good

kek

'The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.'

Rich white management consultant here. Actually don't do meth. Cigarettes and vaping are still both for fags.

/b/ was never good - trust me.

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>>735970831

>>735974204
Yeah m8, we're done here gran autismo.
You've been rekt.

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>>735974124
>>735974161
ITT: Nicotine addicts attempt to justify their health hazard by way of mudslinging.

Godspeed, cancer-prone faggots. Godspeed.

>>735974339
B8/10

>>735974298
>>/b/
>>ever being good
>he doesn't realize this meme was created by cancerous newfags to distance themselves from the fact that their presence ruins the site
>Rich white management consultant here.
Pretending is fun.
>Cigarettes and vaping are still both for fags.
Cucked Gen Z opinion.
>/b/ was never good - trust me.
Nice picture from know your meme.

I'm literally smarter and wiser than you, brah.

>>735974315
>m8
>he can't stop letting everyone know that he's a subhuman

>>735974608
>picking on grammar ten times in a row
It must be hard to admit defeat, you okay? Wanna talk about it?

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>>735974531

If it makes you feel better, friend.

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>>735969444
You know what they say...

"If she's a vaper...


...rape her"

>>735974741
>he thinks pointing out that someone is non-American is a grammar argument
>he's offering to talk about something he's obviously not smart enough to grasp

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>>735974531

think it don't be like it is but it do etc

>>735974785
>reddit spacing
>posting images of thing the older boys told you about

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>>735970831

>>735974952
>i changed the clock on my computer and moved a file
>see?
Good night, dummy.

>>735974944
>I'm a fucking retard
Your tiny brain just cannot comprehend how autistic you are.

tell her to fucking smoke cigarettes like a proper slut

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>>735974531
>doesn't realize that people who use newfag as an unironic insult are generally the newest
>doesn't realize that 4chan is used by a plethora of engineers, welders, programmers, nurses, etc.
>thinks caring about your health is somehow a cuckold
>apparently doesn't know what cuckolding is
>recognizes pic from Know Your Meme
>decides to insult anyway
>"I'm literally smarter and wiser than you, brah."

Whew, lad. I can smell your Dollar General brand cologne from here.