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>Advice
>Conversation
>Happy Thoughts
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for the glory of anonkind. <3
>>735947736
it smells like dog piss and soap jill do something about that
-phi
>>735948202
sorry hon, sometimes you just work with what you've got.
>>735948386
well nobody is visiting your smelly ass thread then
-phag
>>735948843
well, it was worth a shot tonight, guess not every thread's a winner.
>>735948976
when are they making a sequel
>>735949043
Memeslut.
>>735949043
I mean, you could go ask the devs themselves, yknow? they have the ask box open on their blog.
they did say they're working on a new adventure for 2017 though, back around new years. probably not a sequel, it sounded like.
>>735949179
thats good enough.
good to know.
thanks.
Man I miss smoking
>>735947736
How grills poop smell like?
>>735949433
I'll try and skip over smoking pictures, sorry. I know it's a tough habit to break, and it's easy to fall back into. stay strong, anon.
>>735949538
like any other poop.
>>735947736
how many days have you logged on valhalla? I went about 8 days before I realized it wasnt a game
>>735949644
Nah feel free, I haven't smoked in a long time except the rare occasion I get offered but I think you always kind of miss it.
>>735949433
grab a ciggy you pussy
currently enjoying the refreshing taste of one of these
>>735949649
two full playthroughs. did you expect it to be anything other than a bartending-based VN?
>>735949833
fair enough. I'm glad to heat it anyway, anon.
>>735949932
>menthol
Didn't knew you were GAY, anon.
>>735950397
didnt know you cared anon
>>735950532
But do I really care?
>>735950001
a bartending-based VN with a more realistic touch that would teach you at least some basic cocktail creations and history with a more interactive feel than just dragging and dropping made up ingredients while reading thru nonsense a couple of taco benders wrote out in a desperate attempt to make the characters sound like they have a persona and not the hollow mess they ended up being
>>735950635
sure seems like it homo
are you struggling with your own demons? need a fat throbbing menthol cigarette to draw on too?
>>735950740
there's this really cool thing called punctuation, anon. it makes run-on sentences at least remotely readable.
>>735950904
I know, right?? I thought I would end up without any oxygen in my lungs by the end of the post.
>>735950832
No thank you, I roll my own cigarretes.
Let me put something on
I like menthol cigarettes.
>>735951171
tits pls
>>735950904
thanks for the input jill ill make sure to clean up my posts so the more mentally feeble anons (such as yourself) can understand me better
on /b/
>note how I didnt and never will
>>735947736
What do you think of the current state of /b/?
Daki
I'd really like a strange piece, but wife don't think that's cool.
What do? Whores?
>>735951171
This >>735951299
Only the homosex and women like menthol.
>>735951394
What piece are we talking about?
>>735951387
/b/ is like any human being, like you and me, constantly changing, growing and shifting, as well as retarded.
>>735951387
i think theres more and more faggots that have to end their posts with their stupid handles these days
>>735951384
:ok_hand:
>>735951387
it's always been shit.
>>735951394
...are you asking if I think you should fuck someone other than your wife when she doesn't like that?
no, dude. no. that's not gonna help, and it's gonna make your relationship even more unstable.
>>735951600
Well what would help smarty pants? I thought I'd be OK, but I don't know how much longer I can hold out.
Need new pussy.
>>735951600
how grills poop taste like?
>>735951916
get a cat
>>735951916
Get a pocket pussy.
>>735951538
>being this new
You do know that on /b/ we used to be able to use tags?
>>735951961
WTF do i want with a cat?
>>735952006
How is that remotely like a girl?
>>735951916
you need to have an open dialogue with your wife about your sex life rather than have an affair. it sounds like there's a lack of communication.
>>735951927
...like poop? why the fuck would I know what poop tastes like?
>>735952104
dunno just asking
>>735951916
Talk to her about it. Communicate with her. Lack of communication has taken down every marriage I've seen fail.
>>735947736
Hey Jill. Here to support, sorry I'm late.
>>735952012
And you do know tripcodes were forbidden in /b/ as well, you do know that, don't you, newfriend?
>>735952074
Won't bitch it is tired and will let you fuck it anytime as many times as you want, just warm it up.
>>735952104
Just what the doctor ordered. More talking.
Thanks for nothing.
>>735952333
Divorce her ass then?
>>735952012
>tripfag
once a faggot always a faggot eh?
>>735952279
evening, Fenn.
>>735952333
so you'd rather just have an affair instead of trying to work out what may be wrong in the relationship? I hate being this harsh, but maybe you shouldn't be in the relationship.
>>735952333
If you're not willing to talk to her, it's never going to work, and I'm surprised you've gotten this far. If you want this to be addressed, you have to talk to her about it. Plain and simple. Nothing else is going to end well.
>>735952502
>>735952499
You guys talk as if disfunctional marriages shouldn't be possible, geez.
What do you do with constant high levels of stress you can't identify the source of? I've tried hobbies, trying to talk to people, exercising to exhaustion, avoiding stressors, etc
nothing really seems to help or just makes it worse
the only things that help a little or constant distractions and self medication but those make it worst just in a more long run sense
>>735952499
faggot1
>>735952502
faggot2
>>735952657
faggot3
>>735952657
they're totally possible. wouldn't you rather try and fix a relationship with someone you promised you'd spend your life with, rather than constantly going behind their back, though? that's unhealthy.
>>735952824
I mean, you... need to find the source of it, as dumb of an answer as that is in this situation. it's not going to go away on its own.
>>735952826
thanks hon <3
i feel like there's no point in life other than work, complain, and die
>>735952657
I mean, they ought to be fixed if possible. There's usually a way if both sides are willing to work through it, but if half the couple is too stubborn it'll never work.
>>735952824
Have you talked to a therapist anon? At risk of sounding like a lazy cop-out, I have heard from several people that a therapist can help a lot when nothing else seems to.
Do you have any idea what the source of the stress might be, or is it a lot of things?
>>735952826
Hey, how's things?
>>735947736
Jill coming through for /b/ tonight! Always love seeing you brighten up the board.
Fuck the haters, they're suffering from cuck fever.
>>735953058
the only meaning to life is the meaning you give it, anon.
>>735952967
You have a point, and when one of the sides is unwilling, better to cut for the healthy and simply divorce, no?
>>735953077
D i v o r c e.
>>735952824
Chew gum and tell yourself it helps. Ot worked for me.
>>735952967
been working on that for some years
>>735953077
I've talked to a medical doctor but it didn't go well. I didn't want to try a serious prescription because I think I'd probably try downing the whole bottle and if I said that I don't think they let you leave.
>>735953058
Jokes on you, the only real point is the last one. The sooner you accept the pointlessness of your own existance, the sooner you'll be at peacw with your fate.
>>735953465
Whoopsie daisy.
I almost lost my virginity tonight. All I had to do was walk into an elevator with this girl and it would have happened. She was into me, but I walked away because I felt awkward.
Why am I such a coward, /b/? A perfect opportunity was basically just handed to me and I fucking blew it. I'd like to tell myself that I won't be such a bitch next time, but I don't think I'll get such a perfect chance again...
>>735953246
there aren't haters here, just anons.
>>735953281
I agree divorce is one solution. I'm just trying to add the other option rather than just boxing him into a self-destructive decision. ultimately, it's up to him though.
>>735953445
so it's just meaningless stress in general? do you feel anxious as well?
>>735953552
if she was into you, call her and hook up or get a drink or something. just because you missed one shot doesn't mean there isn't a second chance.
>>735953552
What >>735953633 said, grab your phone and schedule a date, you fucking betamax.
>>735952967
np np
>>735953077
good wby?
>>735953445
I'd recommend talking to a professional therapist. Good ones can really do more than you think. Sounds like this is pretty hard... do you want to talk about the source of the stress?
>>735953058
If you want it to mean more, you need to believe in something.
>>735953281
I think we all know that's an option, Nep. I'm looking for something other than the drastic and obvious thing. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it'll never work. But we can try. <3
>>735953552
Do you want it? If you want it, call her up. If you don't really, leave her be and shoot for someone else. Don't tell yourself you won't get a second chance, that's not true. There will always be a second chance, but sometimes you have to make it for yourself.
I guess I'm here again. How are you all?
>>735953633
>so it's just meaningless stress in general? do you feel anxious as well?
I think the primary feeling is anxiety since it's a constant unease and discomfort and the stress is caused by me fucking things up due to my anxiety and it's like a constant feedback loop I don't know how to stop other than just "do better" somehow.
>>735953833
you're probably right about the therapist thing, i just hope i can afford it
>>735953633
We're in a hotel for a business training. This is the last night, then we go our separate ways hundreds of miles apart. We were heading directly to her hotel room, where only one thing could happen really... And I walked away. I tried to find which room she was in, but failed. This shouldn't even be that big of a deal, but it's the first and only time that such a cute girl has been interested in me, and I feel like such a cuck for ruining it so easily.
>>735954264
...so I'm gonna back up the therapist suggestion, because while I'm not a mental health professional, it sounds a lot like an anxiety disorder. there are ways to cope with it, there are meds you can take for it. I hoe it all works out.
>>735954301
I mean... I guess it sounds like the one who chose not to get laid was you, in the end. shit sucks, but you can only really blame yourself for that decision.
>>735953826
Things are fine over here Anon. Need to talk about anything?
>>735954250
Evening Rem. I'm doing fine. How are you?
>>735954264
Loops are tough... I've been stuck in self-deprecating cycles before and only been pulled out by reaching out to other people for help. Anxiety is really hard to deal with... I'm lost there.
Your insurance might cover the cost of a therapist, or at least part of it.
>>735954301
Look, you may be reading too much into it. Sure, she displayed some interest. But you'll seem really desperate if you act on every single little show of interest. Don't stress over it anon. You'll find another girl, you'll make a different decision. It'll happen, trust me. Just remember that situations like this don't often set up themselves. Next time you may need to put in some effort to make things work.
>>735954250
I think I remember you, but I have a bad feeling about you.
I drank alcohol to day, and yesterday.
I'm deeply ashamed of myself.
I'm ashamed of myself, but I'm also ashamed about the alcohol consumption.
>>735954751
Evening... Whoever you may be referred to as. That's good, and I'm doing well myself.
>>735954959
I came literally yesterday. Anyways, how are you tonight or whatever it may be where you are?
>>735954250
evening, Rem. doing okay today?
>>735954959
you have a bad feeling about everyone.
>>735954973
"stop drinking, anon."
I know it's a hard addiction to kick, and I'm sorry you're going through it now, but if you're unhappy with the addiction you need to either find the strength within to quit or the support from others to hold you accountable.
>>735955172
>I know it's a hard addiction to kick, and I'm sorry you're going through it now, but if you're unhappy with the addiction you need to either find the strength within to quit or the support from others to hold you accountable.
I've been clean (for the most part) for years upon years.
I dedicated myself to the development of skill and knowledge.
I had ups and downs, and now I'm depressed.
Over the last year or so, I've been slowly consuming of fruits again.
As time passes, I just become less and less of the man I used to be.
However, I'm not addicted.
>>735954523
Yeah, I know that it's all on me. I even planned what i was going to do, and everything was going perfectly. We were alone, chatting, and heading directly to her hotel room. Everything was perfect, but I walked away and I don't even know why. I tried to track her down afterwards, but being a coward in the moment just ruined everything.
>>735954751
I know that there will be more chances, but I'm just sort of astonished with myself that an absolute perfect fantasy kind of situation actually presented itself and I somehow STILL managed to fuck it up. I'll try and use this as a "learning experience," but holy fuck, I failed in a situation where I didn't even have to do anything. How will I manage when I actually have to put in a little effort?
Im taking a shit this crige helps my bowels
>>735955141
Then you aren't the person I remember from some months ago.
>>735955172
Innacurate.
>>735948976
Hi Jill!!
Nice to see you!
How many Jill pics do you have? I like VA-11 Hall-A a lot, but triple digits?
Also, Va-11 Hall-A inspired me to want to be a bartender. I think it's something I won't love or hate. You obviously wouldn't want to do something you hate, but I wouldn't want to do something I love for a job. If I did something like art or video games for a living I would stop finding them fun. Any advice for this particular career path? I've started mixing non-alcoholic drink for myself, my family, and coworkers, and I've received positive reactions so far. I can deal with people just fine, but I have little experience with drunk people.
>>735954973
I mean, a drink or two every once in a while doesn't hurt. But if it relapses into a habit, that can very easily go off the rails. You know that, I'm sure. Keep up the good things you're doing! Focus on them, and make them happen. You don't have to let them slip.
>>735955141
Fenn. Glad things are alright.
>>735955392
You'll manage because you'll be focused, and you'll know what you're doing. Don't stress over it. Sometimes you need to let things happen, sometimes you need to make things happen. But stressing over it makes everything harder.
>>735955535
Looks like we may need to instate a requirement that each new member has to take on the avatar of a more obscure character than the last. That should eliminate any doubles...
>>735955172
Doing fine. Had a few bowls of Oreo O's because they're a thing again.
>>735955535
What was that Rem like?
>>735955364
you can try and push yourself back in that direction. while you're never gonna be perfect, you can aim to be the best you're capable of.
>>735955392
so are you upset because you missed her, or because you missed out on losing your virginity?
>>735955482
no problem at all, hon.
>>735955535
other than 2B, then.
>>735955559
evening, anon. doing okay?
>>735955668
218, excluding ones I need to size down to under 2mb and the lewd ones.
main thing about bartending is, it's okay to have to consult recipes now and then as long as you have charisma and can be a kind server to the patrons. drunk people are mostly similar to sober people, as long as they're not too far gone.
>>735955774
...color me jealous. I haven't had good cereal in years, now that I think about it.
>>735955752
Or we shouldn't encourage anons to pick avatars or signs at all, maybe? If they do it on their own it is their own business.
>>735955774
I can't put my finger on it precisely but I felt disgusted with them, which, to the surprise of a lot, it is quite rare.
>>735955752
nice thumbnail faggot
>>735955966
Fukk
>>735955939
Are you trying to pick a fight?
>>735955668
Hang out in some bars here and there. Try to strike up some conversations with some drinkers if you can. Even if you can't, just observe people and get a sense of the people and the bartender. If being in that kind of environment ends up being comfortable, then try out bartending. Otherwise, try something else.
>>735955939
Yeah, I'm good. Getting ready to start work now.
>>735956047
I'm teasing, nerd.
>>735956158
hope you have a good shift, then.
>>735955939
how do grills armpits smell like?
>>735955966
I was joking. Sorry, I'm not very good at that.
>>735956041
Here, have a wallpaper to make up for it. Does my relatively small image offend you?
Grow thicker skin.
Anything else troubling you?
>>735955939
>>735956143
Thanks for the advice!
>>735955939
>you can try and push yourself back in that direction. while you're never gonna be perfect, you can aim to be the best you're capable of.
k; I have something I need to do, bye.
>>735956299
like deodorant if they use it. like sweat if they don't.
>>735956404
:shrug: s'what I'm here for.
>>735956409
be safe, anon.
>>735956409
Take care Anon! I wish you the best of luck.
>>735955939
I'm now trying to get into the best college of my country, it is really difficult, I'm so close, but I failed already once, and now I'm doing better but with little improvement and that makes me depressed, my parents had so much faith in me as myself in highschool I did really good, but it was so much easier compared to try and get into engineering. Tomorrow I have a test, how should prepare myself mentally already having this bad experience? ( sorry for bad English tho)
>>735955752
What has your day been comprised of?
>>735955939
There are many cereals great in their own ways. Some even are popular.
>>735955966
I'm only toxic if you're a really good friend. And I mean really good friend. But even that's a little playful.
>>735956047
I think he's calling you an orbiter
>>735956332
I was born with thick skin.
>>735956561
Eat a well balanced meal. Turn off your computer an hour before bedtime.
Get a good nights sleep.
Start the day with a shower, clean clothes, and some breakfast.
Best of luck, anon!
>>735956561
Study if you haven't already, be aware of the format and situation the test will be given in. Don't stress over it! Get a good night's sleep like usual, eat something good for breakfast (not sugary- I recommend fruit or meat) and kill that test. You can do it anon, you really can. You're going to.
>>735956597
Not much that I can say here, but it involved football. I'm physically exhausted now, so please excuse me if I'm a little short with some people.
>>735956603
Ha-ha-ha.
>>735955939
>so are you upset because you missed her, or because you missed out on losing your virginity?
Both are annoying, but I'm most upset by the fact that I knew exactly what I wanted, I was confident in my ability to go for it, then I utterly failed for no particular reason.
I'm a decent looking guy, I'm good at my job, but I never get anywhere with people or my career because my confidence is so inconsistent and I fail at the worst times. This time was just an absurdly perfect example of how I fail.
There will always be more chances, but I thought that I was ready this time, and I guess I wasn't. I'll just have to try again next time...
>>735956500
Are you calling me an orbiter?
>>735947736
>>735957111
FUUUUUUUCK !>>735957111
>>735957111
>>735957111
>>735957111
>>735957111
Jokes on you.
Its actually Tripps.
>>735957111
Woah, trips checkum.
Nice
>>735956561
your English is fine, hon.
the only way to prepare is to try and relax.you only know what you already know, and you shouldn't beat yourself up if you don't know all of the answers. just make sure you get a full night's sleep and a nice meal beforehand.
>>735956597
all I've had is cheap oatmeal. life is suffering.
>>735957053
okay, that helps it out a bit. what I'd say, then, is to not stress over sex in general. she may have been a great lady, and it may have been a perfect chance, but it's not something to beat yourself up over.
>>735957100
the biggest satellite of them all.
>>735957111
congrats, you got numbers.
>>735956970
>>735956869
Thanks! I really needed that. I even had suicidal thoughts, because getting in that college was always my goal.
>>735957332
And now you call me fat, unfuckingbelieveable.
>>735956603
I said that joke at around this time yesterday. Are.. are you me
I power-slid a car.
First one wasn't so bad, could've been better, testing the waters.
I attempted a drift, not enough speed, not an excellent drift.
2nd power-slide was damn good.
>>735957332
how grills armpits taste like?
>>735957332
Thanks Jill, I always thought my English was shit, will follow your advice.
>>735957519
I am you, but with a thicker skin.
>>735957417
We're here to help, anon. You're gonna do this, you hear me? You're going to ace this test.
And seriously, your english is not that bad. It's probably better than mine, actually. Don't stress over it. I said it again because I really mean it.
>>735957620
Impressive, anon. I bet that was fun. Watch out for posts.
>>735957620
I have no experience with fast cars, but I've got some friends who post on /o/ now and then, and I know that stuff must feel amazing. glad you had a good time.
>>735957649
...if they use deodorant, deodorant.
>>735957871
>Watch out for posts.
I sure saw your post!
*ba dum, tis
>>735957620
What car? I'd love to try drifts, but my car is FWD garbage.
lol these circlejerk threads
its like watching a bunch of little fishies being fed by OP
I would imagine that if fish could talk, they would thank the hand that fed them after eating each flake over and over again
>>735958045
Why are you here?
Do you ever read the threads?
>>735958045
:ok_hand:
I'm not trying to circlejerk, I'm trying to give people an outlet to seek advice if they need it. sorry it bothers you, though.
>>735958045
i too am bothered by how people spend their free time
>>735957937
what if they dont?
>>735957937
>and I know that stuff must feel amazing.
Honestly, with quite a few things in life, they get old.
Drugs being a fine example, you develop a tolerance, and require more stimulation to reach a same level of satisfaction.
All things in moderation, as they say.
However, some say to just keep on chasing the feeling, taking no consideration to moderation.
>>735958026
>What car?
Secret. ;D
>FWD garbage
Pull the e-break, it's great fun.
hey you guys look like you are good sucking dick any advice? thx
>>735956970
I would understand, I do some physically demanding sports too.
>>735957332
That really sucks. Have you tried off brands?
I was just diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. What exactly is that. I mean she told me but does anyone know what it is from a personal view
>>735958045
>I would imagine that if fish could talk, they would thank the hand that fed them after eating each flake over and over again
I mean, I guess they would? Sounds like a good deal for the fish. I don't think your analogy makes much sense.
>>735957988
Haaa, ha-ha. Good one, anon.
>>735958315
Got tackled more times than I would've liked. It was fun though.
>>735958215
>>735958181
whats with the salty attitude weebs i find it cute not annoying
fuck do I care how you betas get your kicks
I made weight at 126 for a fight; that was a few months ago.
Now, I'm 138, and noticeable more fat.
I had a relatively poor perception of self body image even at a slim weight of 126, I don't see myself as too attractive at 138.
>>735958274
Swirl your tongue around and lightly fondle the balls.
>>735958614
Well you decided to open the thread to express your opinion on the matter so you do care.
>>735958217
what do you think it would taste like, anon?
>>735958274
if you have a dick, you probably have a half-decent idea what feels good already.
>>735958315
I just don't do breakfast foods, mostly. but you're giving me cravings.
>>735958490
you have less stable moods, you might be a little more impulsive, and you may have a harder time socializing. I'd defer to the professional here, but they haven't shown up tonight.
>>735958614
I wasn't aware I was salty, anon. I'm just saying what the thread is.
>>735958622
shit, I'm sorry. isn't body dysphoria typical for people involved in fighting sports like wrestling or boxing? the most I can suggest is to try and be okay with who you are... otherwise, I don't have a whole lot I can offer. I'm sorry hon.
>>735950740
If you wanted a learning experience go read a fucking book
>>735958490
I found this video some time ago, and it pretty much sums up my experience with them, specially the last part. Give it a watch and tell me your thoughts.
>https://youtu.be/iraGmA7-9FA
>>735958532
I once fell really hard on my side and was kinda frozen on the ground. Fell some few feet in the air? Maybe 5-7
>>735958904
I guess I should stop then. What are you drinking?
>>735959031
>because theres never two ways to accomplish a need
Arnt we dense as fuck tonight
>>735958904
>isn't body dysphoria typical for people involved in fighting sports like wrestling or boxing?
I'm not sure.
>the most I can suggest is to try and be okay with who you are... otherwise, I don't have a whole lot I can offer. I'm sorry hon.
You've done more than enough, no need to apologize.
I had been keeping relatively close track of my caloric input and output, and maintaining regular intense physical exercise, in an attempt to improve health and body image, and hover around how I looked at 126, but add more muscle mass, increasing my muscle to fat ratio, since even at such a light weight, I considered myself a bit skinny-fat.
I slipped, but I'm not too worried about losing at least a few pounds, as some of my hobbies are athletic.
I should sleep; goodnight.
>>735958622
>>735959503
You can be heavy and still look good; many people weigh a lot but wear it well. Don't set the bar for yourself too high. I'm sure you look fine anon. I'm thin as a beanstalk and I weigh 120. You could be thirty pounds heavier than me and still have nothing to worry about. If you've got any muscle at all you're doing a lot better than many people.
Goodnight, sleep well!
>>735959169
I've done that one. Landed on hardwood, couldn't see for half a minute. I hate blunt trauma.
>>735959169
water for now. I'll make a couple ice cubes for drinks shortly, though.
>>735959503
good night, anon. I hope you feel well soon <3
>>735959047
hey feg wanna suck dick?
>>735959047
The words never stayed longer but thank you. I seem to grasp it and the diagnoses does seem fitting. Apart from the lack of grey area and inability to feel contradicting emotions everything else is on the nose. Thank you very much
Anyone for pool? I'll spot you the nine.
>>735959968
People with Borderline personality disorder can be very kind. You are welcome, anon.
>>735959783
No u
>>735960123
You're on!
>>735960321
>blue 9 ball
What fucking country?
Theres a thread?
Well, Evening All
-EMT
>>735960456
Molester.
Hey jill serve me some drinks. Pretty hard stuff, okay?
>brook
>>735960668
y tho
>>735960668
Must we confront each other once again? This is silly.
>>735960456
evening.
>>735960862
no drinks tonight. what's got you needing the hard stuff, though?
>>735961209
why grills skin so soft?
>>735960456
evening faggot
-EMT
I cant stand lazy co workers. Ok I do stand it but they bug the shit out of me, somehow these two woman I know manage to get away with hours of extra breaks every day and stay overtime but spend it in the lunch room instead of working. I would never say anything because fuck snitches but holy fuck is it aggravating. The one has a really friendly personality and is nice to talk too but I have no respect for her. Whatever first world problems but seriously fuck lazy co workers!
>>735961295
A subcutaneous layer of fat.
>>735961209
Heyyy what kind of bar got no drinks?
>Brook
>>735960907
Should've paid attention when he posted more often.
>>735961070
Fuck off, I'm not talking to you.
>>735961374
How much are you paying them?
>>735961469
he never molested or even stalked anyone tho
>>735961377
Dont know if Heidi is the best pic to use for your reasoning. She's bony as fuck.
>>735961374
okay.
>>735961443
advice threads, for one.
>>735961655
>or even stalked anyone
That's exactly where you are wrong, kiddo.
>>735961374
Ye.
>>735961856
okay
but you were a little rude
>>735961856
I am pretty sure that no stalking was ever done. Where the fuck are you getting your information
Can I have a seat over here?
>>735959633
I couldn't breath right for about twenty seconds. Being Asian sucks.
>>735959684
A healthy option, don't drink too hard.
>>735961942
A little? Really?
>>735962048
How do you know there was no stalking? Where the fuck do you get your info from?
>>735961374
Lazy coworkers... we all have to put up with them at some point. And in most cases there's nothing we can do about them. Best you can hope for is to talk to them directly and get some kind of positive result.
It's hard anon, but it just has to be dealt with. I'm here if you need to vent on someone. I don't mind.
>>735962094
Sure thing anon. What's on your mind?
>>735962184
Hoo boy, that does sound bad. Let's agree to be more... careful in the future.
Wow, I didn't think that you'd be back a third time this week.
All the red wine you can get me, please and thank you.
>>735962048
misinterpreting things they read here, mostly.
>>735962094
why wouldn't you be able to?
>>735962184
define "hard".
>>735962251
He's never mentioned anything of the sort, so, I would say that for now we should just assume he hasn't. From what I've seen of him he seems like a good guy, just abit awkward.
>>735962300
>Sure thing anon. What's on your mind?
If I will get hired and be able to close my small business which I'm currently sick of, or what will I do if I'm not...
It's been eating me the whole week
>>735962405
not much else for me to do on a thursday, really. how are you tonight, hon?
>>735962443
>From what I've seen of him
And from what I have seen of him, he is obssesive and dependant.
>>735961724
At least can you give me some juice.or coff€€?
>brook
>>735962852
I'll take a cup of covfefe please
>>735962405
Good evening anon. Why so much wine?
>>735962600
Could you sell your business to a larger company? I say this a lot, but don't stress over it anon. It makes things worse.
How many jobs have you applied for?
>>735962825
Obsessive? Not at all, maybe has a tendency to over think.
Dependent? Definitely not at all, he's said shes been a good force in his life, but thats about it
>>735962825
he's neurotic about and overthinks everything he says to everyone, not just the girl he had a crush on. just so happened the situation he was trying to work through was how to properly communicate with her.
>>735962852
that's really not what this thread is.
>>735962786
Eh, decent, but sleepy.
Still lonely, but drinking really helps.
>>735962991
Eh, just drinking away my loneliness. It's working so far...
>>735963027
Why don't you just use your sign.
>>735963084
How grills sweat taste like?
Why are only guys attracted to me?
I'm a straight male, and bi guys are the only people interested in me.
>>735963413
Not a grill, but just like other peoples.
>>735963095
just make sure you get enough water to stay hydrated when it's time to rest. sorry you feel alone, hon.
>>735963413
like sweat. slightly salty.
>>735963458
just happens now and then. are you presenting yourself in a way that you'd get attention from them more than other people?
>>735962955
>>735963084
Damn fuccoff im outta here. I Need to be happy. I Need some booze
>brooke
Well as long as I'm getting drunk here...
I've been in love with a girl for a year now. She's funny, smart, cute, and she's into vidya and tabletop and shit. Yeah I know it sounds cliche. I've caught her looking at me a couple times, though not as much lately, and her pupils dilate slightly when I talk to here. Going back to me saying she plays tabletop, she actually texted me last week (I'm the current GM) saying that her character fucked an NPC I was running behind the scenes. Maybe she's just a better roleplayer than I thought and can separate our characters from ourselves, but she's fairly new, it seemed like a hint at something, but that's just a hunch.
Anyway I'm good friends with her and I don't want to fuck that up, I don't expect much actual help but if I can't let out my problems to my imaginary internet bartender then who can I to?
>>735963235
Aw, anon... you don't need to be alone. We can talk to you, and at least bite into the feeling.
Don't overdo it. I worry sometimes.
>>735963413
Salt.
>>735963458
You must be pretty hunky. Are you sure you're not just hanging out with the wrong people? Maybe you need to look to further horizons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
just thought I'd leave this here
>>735962991
It's so complicated... I actually have a business partner to who I owe money, so I'd sell him my part for what it's worth minus the debt. It's not much money, and I'd use it to pay off some other debts and left empty handed, with nothing on sight.
The job was totally stange, I wasn't applying for any and they reached me. It's like a dream job and would solve a ton of problems for me. Since they came after me I tought I had a huge chance, to which I'm totally hanging on now. But they didn't call me this week to schedule an interview like they said they would, and only after a lotof insistence on my part they said they'll call me next week, but it was a huge hit to my confidence on my chances.
>>735963595
Why grills hair smell like fruits?
>>735962300
There is no such things as being Asian and careful most of the time.
>>735962442
3-5 shots or equivalent within a two minute period
>>735964151
Shampoo.
>>735964181
>asian
Shit mate, have you seen those rekt threads?
>>735963624
sorry bud :shrug: can I help you with anything otherwise?
>>735963633
try just hanging out as friends sometime, and don't try too hard to push it in any direction. maybe just grab a quick meal together before the game session?
>>735963818
shit, thanks. I was worried this thread was going to be safe.
>>735963825
man, I haven't heard this in years. thanks, anon.
>>735964151
shampoo and hair products.
>>735964181
christ, no. I'm not that crazy. I'll drink six pints in an hour now and then, but I'm not gonna go that hard.
>>735964151
It's called shampoo
>>735963633
I think you're reading too much into the pupils dilating, but I could be wrong. Something out of the blue like that with her character and your NPC stands out as significant though... people don't normally do things like that without some kind of motivation. As always I err on the side of caution; don't make any kind of move based solely on what you've seen so far. Let things develop, guide them in your desired direction if necessary (you are the game master, after all) and see how it goes.
>>735964003
Hmmm. Have a backup plan. Look around for other jobs you could apply for, and at a time like this don't turn up your nose at too many jobs. Don't think of yourself as above doing something; it's money. And things will get better.
>>735964181
I feel you man, I'm pretty clumsy too.
Same as piano man anon, thought I'd leave this here too, other anons please feel free to contribute relevant music to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-0lV5qs1Qw
>>735964151
Shampoo and Conditioner marketed to females.
>>735964426
Yeah I actually applied for a few more jobs, but I'm kind of at the branching point you know? If I'm not hired I will have to keep going with my business, which I'm totally tired of for now. And every time I start thinking of if I get hired I crash myself back to earth thinking that it should have happened by now if it would...
I'm actually seeing my shrink tomorrow after a long time for this
>>735964299
Nice to have someone to talk to, thanks Jill
>>735964299
Well... no. But im glad to talk/text to you. An glad do you care.
>Brook
>>735961377
Yeah true say not really worth giving a shit if higher ups don't.
>>735962300
Probably would cause a headache if I did and I don't exactly want to stir the pot. A complaint on the internet is enough for me. Thank you though.
>>735963458
I would be willing to bet that there are some chicks attractes to you too but you only note the dudes because they are more overt about it.
Can you tell me my fortune, Jill-tan?
>>735963642
Thanks I guess... I'll try to come to the thread as often as I can, but I'm not sure
hey, I hate to do this out of nowhere, but I need to check out for the night. I need to take care of some things. thanks for being amazing, anons.
>>735965673
Not a problem, I can smoke weed anywhere I guess...
>>735964816
Hm. I too have applied for jobs recently and not heard back when I expected to... I hope you can work things out anon.
Good that you're seeing someone about it; he'll certainly be able to help you more than I can.
>>735965432
Alright, that's fine.
>>735965599
Well, sometimes I try. Come in as often as you want, don't worry about it. <3
>>735965673
Take care Jill. I'll hold things down until the thread dies. Good luck!
>>735965673
Jill you're one of the only good things on this board anymore, here in the age of porn and YLYL. Thanks for doing this.
>>735965937
Thanks bud
What's pissing me off the most is that they reached me. They said they'd call and didn't . I've been in your shoes too and I know it sucks as well, but "just" not hearing back is kinda common. It's just that I feel they owed me at least telling if I wasn't moving on since they looked me up on a CV site which I haven't accessed for two years already...
What are you looking for anon? Job wise?
>>735966592
That is really frustrating... I wonder why they didn't hold up to what they said they'd do. Strange. They really ought to have at least said something, after a build-up like that.
I'm just looking for odd jobs at the moment; I'm not really good at anything.
I find my self more happy and content then not, sure there are the everyday stresses of life but they can be dealt with. I have a wonderfully suportive lo ing and caring girlfriend that I am going to marry. There are always thinga that I could want but over time I have learned to aplrrciate what I have and not sweat the small shit. Thank you to all the people who do these threads you do a great community service.
>>735964269
There's usually only dog torture or... Graphic violence.
>>735964299
>everybody shots shots shots shots shots shots
That's good.
>>735964426
There was a time I fell off high poles. Thank god I landed slowly.
>>735966919
Anon, I am so happy that things have worked out for you! That's wonderful! We in the threads do our best; I can't take any credit, but Jill, Reimu, 2B, and the others have always been willing to help every anon that comes in.
>>735966961
Yoicks. Let's stop talking about how we've caused ourselves blunt injury and mild terror in the past and move on to something else. Play any good games recently?
>>735966886
You nailed it. Frustrating AF. You'd think they'd be pretty desperate for someone to reach me out like that, and then just drop it... after a lot ot insistence they said they'll call me on monday but I think it's just because they think I wouldn't leave the alone otherwise
Have you tried learning some skill online? There's so much you can learn with pirated software and youtube. I picked up 3d modeling 2 years ago and consider myself reasonably good for someone self taught
Part of me wishes this existed in a discord server
>>735967320
These threads are almost daily now.
>>735967294
Hm. Well, wait till Monday and see how things turn out... if they don't call, that's too bad. If they do call, everything's okay!
I have, but nothing useful. I'll figure my life out eventually, I guess. Thank you for taking an interest.
>>735967320
Jill's got one, I might make one of my own at some point. I don't know.
>>735967444
Thread quality is all over the place. Sometimes we have an amazing thread and help tons of anons, sometimes it's a shitshow of trolls. Never can tell.
>>735967320
There'd be no reCaptcha there.
>>735967716
Yeah but the wait is killing me hahahaha
Don't rush man, I'm 30 and I haven't figured out completly what I want too.
>>735968219
It'll get there. Have some coffee, play some games, and relax until then. After all, if you do get the interview you don't want to be too surprised. It could throw you off.
I'll get it. I will. Thank you.
>>735947736
what do you think of trump Jill? in your super cool srcastic anime opinion of course :3
thankss <3
>>735969056
Jill's not here anymore. Do you want my answer? I am of a lower caliber and an inferior breed, and you surely will not like what I have to say.
>>735969158
wait so does jill even have chromosomes? like she just sounded like my anime big sister tellin me to get out of her room all cool like LMAO only a guy with no life could be that smooth yo>>735948202
>>735948386
>>735948843
>>735948976
>>735949043
im a fan <===3
please tell me your inferior opinion
>>735969158
We can still get along.
>>735969338
Donald Trump's trying to do the right things, but he won't succeed. He will do nothing but delay the inevitable.
This country's going to crash, and it's going to crash hard. I don't know when, maybe four years, maybe ten years, maybe thirty years from now. But it's going to be big and it's going to be bad. The divisions are set, and everything's only going to get worse.
>>735969416
Well, why not? How's things, anon?
>>735967320
>Discord server
I remembered that I should probably give you my tag so I'll remember to add you if I ever make one.
Fenn#4548
Thread's dying. Dunno if anyone's even still here.
>>735967216
Define good.
>>735969593
sucks how we couldnt have a female calling all the shots and standing up to the patriarchy right in the damn face.... trump putin and more
sry btw my anime folder is running thin
>>735970086
Not sucky? Enjoyable?
>>735970155
A woman would destroy this country faster than any man, and Hilary would take it doing quicker than any other human being. "Patriarchy" is a joke; there's no such thing. It's a lie fed to you to dehumanize the other side so that your overlords can more easily bash them on no grounds whatsoever.
Basically, everything is bullshit and we're all going to die. The situation is about as good as it possibly could be, given the circumstances.
>>735970451
Team Fortress 2 and Payday 2. Tried playing Maplestory (yeah, I still play that), which had a maintenance, and Left 4 Dead 2, the game hated me.
>>735969158
You are not of an inferior breed and your caliber and style is beyond comparison.
>>735970451
I suppose that there are 2 sides to every story but dont you think you are being a little sexist? yeah some girls are immature and have been coddled their whole lives chained up to daddys beck and call but some are more than just sluts you know. Hillary was a strong woman with more experience than trump what do you say to that?
>>735970588
check out monster hunter 4 on 3ds bitch if you got that dimension :3
>>735970908
>>735970588
Tits pls
>>735970588
Sounds cool. My computer's not powerful enough to run many games, but I recently played through Hotline Miami and about half of HM2.
Is Payday 2 any good? I got it for free but I can't play it until I get a decent computer.
>>735970883
You have no idea. But thank you. I appreciate it. <3
>>735970908
I don't speak for women in general; I know plenty of great women. Women in politics are not good. Hillary is a snake, with nothing in mind but her own personal gain. At least as bad as her husband, probably as bad as Nixon, and perhaps worse. We'd go under within three years with her in charge.
I'm running out of pictures, and the thread is reaching its limits.
-Fenn
>>735970996
well... i suppose if you ask like that I can maybe make you happy (dies inside)
>>735971102
i too dont have many pictures left but i wonder why you think that a buffoon such as trump who only has experience as a comedian would be a better fit than a seductive experienced woman who's been on the frisky side things a number of times (hillary)
>>735970086
good is in the eye of the beholder i feel
>>735971569
I told you that you wouldn't like what I have to say.
He's no buffoon, he knows what he's doing. He's putting good people into offices that have been corrupt and useless since they were created. He's tricking his enemies into publicizing his tiny mistakes while he goes to work on real issues beyond their sight.
Hillary wants money and power.
Trump is a businessman, and he treated the election like a deal. His campaign promises seemed ludicrous, but they were just his radical first offer. Now he's lowered his goals to things that are reasonable but powerful.
He's winning as much as he can in a country as broken as this one.
If she'd been elected... oh boy, imagine the death squads.
-Fenn
>>735971102
>>735970996
>>735970588
I hope i didnt scare you bitches off with my last good picture sorry about that... i was really enjoying that conversation
>>735970908
I got my 3DS XL stolen. It was even a special Pikachu one :(
>>735970996
No
>>735971102
Payday 2 is good but aggravating
>>735971569
Very
>>735972079
It's okay.
>>735972129
im sorry about that... even in this generation there are still some decrepit invdividuals who will show no restraint when they have that chance... not as good as the new 3ds anyways... it actually tracks your face so it doesnt lose focus at any angle... not the nicest name though.. the "new 3ds" could have been more clear...
>>735972019
I guess politics dont allow for some people to ever come to a civil agreement.. but at least some can decline confrontation over them
>>735972019
Good observation.
>>735972129
i mean it is a shame though... i ravish that 3ds like she was my own every day... it really tickles my fancy to sink into new worlds one hell of a beautiful bit of witchcraft :3
>>735972641
>>735972673
<3
>>735972079
You're fine.
>>735972129
Thanks, I'll check it out when I can I guess.
>>735972564
True. But we don't have to fight over it. I have my opinion, and you have yours. They are nothing more than opinions. Let's just agree to not fight each other about it anymore, okay?
>>735972641
I've given my ideas a marginal amount of thought in between playing video games, reading dime novels, and posting on a Mongolian basket-weaving board.
>>735972901
What are dime novels?
>>735973023
Cheap paperback pulp fiction, notoriously devoid of content.
-Fenn
>>735972901
yeah i got better stuff to do than argue with a reasonable enough person... peace>war >.>
>>735973023
speaking of cheap novels since schools out ive been trying to act sophistciated and started reading the dresden files... tried to find some urban fantasy without too much sleazy romance in it, that was like the only option what yall reading? (audiobooks preferred lol)
I need a new hobby. Something that doesn't take too much money or time investment. Any ideas?
as for the drink, I'll have a white russian
>>735973630
Troublemaker, by Leah Remini.
>>735973774
lol im enjoying conversation here on 4chan while trying to kill a monoblos in mh4 with a GS but its too slow for my tastes as a melee wep... still having fun... dont tell anybody ladies i got 2 pouches in my lip
>>735973630
Recently been reading Bridge of Birds, but that's not what you're looking for. Read Sophie's World, that's a great novel. I can't remember any good novels off the top of my head, sorry.
>>735973774
One white russian, coming right up...
Here you go sir.
Take up hiking. Get some boots, find a trail or set of trails. Start with shorter hikes, work your way up to weekend-long ones.
>>735973774
Bowling
Bird Watching
Hiking
Animal Shelter Volunteering
Drawind/Doodling
Pool/Billiards
Cooking
>>735974011
Used to draw and paint in high school. Fairly good at it too. Maybe I'll try it again
>>735973981
that sounds absolutely scandalous as a title to a book, but btw me and u.. a friend of a friend of mine doesnt have ovaries... would they enjoy that book? or are they just gonna have to read nonficiton instead?
>>735974341
Bridge of Birds? It's a bit scandalous. Pretty tasteful in its mentions of... certain activities, although it does contain a whole lot of said activities. Still, hilarious. And profound.
Sophie's World is clean, I'd read it to a five-year-old but they wouldn't get anything out of it. Go for that one.
-Fenn
>>735974713
OOH I GOT THAT DANG MONOBLOS BOOM BABY GET DOWN>>735974178
>>735974011
>>735973774
oh yeah and im not that mature in the reading world, i just picked up dresden files thinking i would read it all the time but i realize how hard it really is to commit to a book. Anybody every read Artemis Fowl? it was one of those take a fairy cadette hostage books... not scandalous enough unfortunately...
>>735975078
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say.
>>735975444
nice trips
>>735975473
and sorry i just finished a hunt that i almost lost in MH4 lol i mean to say its like hard to find the modern fantasy books that arent total romance novels... between me and you im young enough to read those still but i feel like the best urban fantasy books were from the young adult genre.. im not 12 anymore lol :P
>>735947736
Hey I'm after some advice
Fuck you