How to dispose of a body just hypothetical

>>735945368
burn it in a hidden location and bury the remains

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>>735945368
And clean my sink

>>735945531
use soda, preferably coke

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>>735945368

Hogs

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>>735945524
Dude where and how can you burn a body without someone seeing I don't exactly live in Russia

She's done bleeding mostly

Pig farm. They'll eat a corpse in like 15-20 minutes...teeth and all.

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>>735945613
Better version maybe

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>>735945751
Again in inner city the fuck not helping

She's in my fucking bed do I burn the bed

>>735945368
>>735945708
>Hypothetically

>>735945708
story first

advice second

pics or gtfo

>>735945368
Why? Are you going to kill yourself for being so fucking lame that it gave you a man period?

>>735945886
timestamped pics of body w/ wounds
then story
then advice

>kill someone to death
>they lose like all 40 mL of their blood

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>>735945886
Fat gf knifeplay she tripped onto it I swear

For some reason I tryed to clean her underwear

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>>735945842
>She

>>735946056

Just call police, hide in the open.

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>>735946056
those underwear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM

>>735946056
well, if she killed herself you're not to blame anon

nobody believes you faggot gtfo

Fake and gay lol

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I know you're Todd, OP. Admit it, she didn't want to buy a Nintendo Switch to purchase Skyrim again.

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>>735946101
Dude help please you guys are like super heros I don't want to go to jail

>>735945368
Burn it

use acid or eat her

>>735946340
post the body if you want real attention

>>735946216
>>735946340
like i said, if she killed herself, just call the police

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>posts pics of girls clothes
>says he killed her
>mfw

>>735946340
i can't take you seriously, especially with your deathnote dvd next to your pube-ridden sink.

if you want us to take you seriously, you need to post evidence that you need help. not articles of your fat gf's clothing who is most certainly living.

you are just every other neckbeard right now

>>735946340
Give the Death note box set to one of us OP. Then maybe you will get proper advice.

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A barrel and industrial strength acid. or wrap in chicken wire and weights and the bottom of the sea.

>>735946340 why tf this nigga got a Death Note next to him

>>735946340
Ok then dude. start the first steps of this >735945815

while doing this think about how ur going to get rid of it. U say ur in the inner city so my suggestion would be 2 cut up the body with and stuff it into 6-8 garbage bags fulled with food scraps and compostse if u can. place those baggs in dumpsters around ur city no less than 15 blocks apart

>>735945700
this

incinerate the remains, set what's left in concrete, drop the concrete out at sea.

>>735946556
Exactly also nice dubs

Do you have a couch or a bed you can stuff her in?
That'll make her easy to move without spooking your neighbors.
Hope you're strong or have a car.
You should really plan ahead.

>>735946676
your dubs look even better

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Guys I got her wrapped in a blanket please don't make me take it off I'm going to throw up

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Eat it

>>735946719
Them singles geez

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>>735946735
TAKE IT OFF

Pic of body with wound or it didn't happen.

Real answer: Drain the body of blood, remove teeth, disfigure face, destroy finger prints, cut into pieces, feed to wild animals or incinerate.

Or just make it look like an accident and call the cops.

>>735945368
Call the police, if therer's no clear motive for her death and it looks like an accident they can't procecute you for murder, they have to have mens rea. You're more likely going to get your retard ass found trying to dispose of a body than be prosecuted for an accident.

Fuck dead body

>>735946676
Newfag

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>>735946777
Trips demand!

>>735946719
woah! trips !! Nice m8, checked.

>>735945842
Call greenpeace and say you have a whale stuck on your bed, they'll take her to the sea

>>735946735
Damn, you just did the world a favor.

Fuck corpse

she still has color to her face she's not dead at all. sleeping.

OP IS FAGGOT

The stab is right near her belly area

>>735946785
this

>>735946795
I remember when dubs was the last 2 numbers being the same, not just any numbers. How times have changed

>>735946783
DON'T make it look like an accident. He's not some pro. They will find out he did it.

>>735946884
Shit, those tripsingles

>>735946777
Obey thy dubs!

>>735946735
It is what needs to be done

Where is the long screenshot text of the perfect way to dispose of a body? I'm still looking for it in my computer.

>>735946735
MOVE HER TO UR BATHROOM TUB NOW.

Like if u actually want to be succesful stop fuckin around and start working

>>735945368
anon, go to the store by a shit tonne of cyran wrap gloves and bleach/garbage bags

>>735946855
but fat people have lots of colour even if dead, also nice dubs

Fuck stab wound

>>735945368
im assuming you have access to tools (garden sheers/hacksaw etc)

>>735946825
Holy Fuck Quads!!!!!

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oh shit, I'm taking her to the hospital

>>735945531
chlorine bleach will make it look clean but if forensics apply luminol it will show and glow in the dark. oxygen bleach on the other hand can beat luminol

>>735945368
Sharpie in pooper

with timestamp

>>735945368
does anyone know shes with you? if so establish a goddamn alibi stat

>>735946884
Lol XD haha bro nice dubs

>>735946735
rape her mouth it must feel good

>>735946735
>im going to throw up
If i were to live with such a beast i'd throw up too

If that thing would've been dead it's face would've turned blue in a matter of minutes.
>inb4 the fat fuck is actually OP
/thread

>>735947111
Trips

>>735947111
nice trips faggot

>>735947111
im ashamed that you got trips, you dont deserve it

>>735947054
No I just rent a room apartment
>>735946970
We don't have a tub we have a half bath shower thing

>>735947111
SEXTS!!! SEXTS!!!!!!

>>735946340
Nice complete Death Note series weeb

>>735947222
Trips as well

>>735947222
fuck OP, trip thread now

SAAAGE

>>735947222
kek

>Dissolve the flesh in acid
>throw bones in bag
>crush up with hammer
>Throw in woods, burry, do what you must to hide it
Have fun!

>>735947222
Neither do you

>>735947222
Trips again mothufucka

Cinder blocks, two thick metal sheets longer and wider than her body. 6 leaf burners, 6 propane tanks. Bring her all items to backwoods at night. Place metal sheet down place cinder blocks on sheet at the outer edges leaving enough room for six leaf burners. Place body then second metal sheet on over. Then turn all leaf burners on full blast. Then wait. Then sweep remains up throw in river.

>>735947222
I know right

>>735947111
>>735947222

holymolly

>>735945368
Cut into 6 parts. Bury each in a separate location as deep as you can manage, cover with some lime before covering and plant a fast growing native tree on top. Be sure to pull all teeth before hand, encase then in cement and throw them in a river.

>>735947222
Is the sarcasm not evident enough you fucking idiot?

>>735947344
dubawubadubdub

>>735946735

listen, ik this is going to be difficult, but... its worth it. if you wanna completly dispose of the body, than you'll have to either feed it to an animal that can eat meat ( such as a pig or somethin ) or eat it yourself.

Good Thread. Doing God's work OP.

>>735945368
Op, stop being a massive cock. You fingered her, she's on the blob.
She's now sleeping. And you are a faggot.

>>735945368
Clean up your bathroom too you fucking animal

Buy a fridge and keep her

>>735947409
trips?

>>735947342
SO messy

>>735945708
Look up abandoned places near you on the internet, and fucking go there like 3 am to 5am and burn and bury the corpse, you probably should split up the body tho.

>>735947443
close

OP just fingerbanged his tubby gf and she's passed out. not actually dead.

>>735947382
do this OP but if you do ur pretty much guaranteed a life sentence if caught

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>>735945700
>>735946022
>>735946477
>>735946488
>>735946611
>>735946777
>>735946855
>>735946988
>>735947055
>>735947111
>>735947166
>>735947222
>>735947311
>>735947344
>>735947433
This is now a get thread

trips plox

>>735947453
Not at all. It work perfectly fine.

>>735947222
STOP

>>735947389
uses lol, xD, haha, and bro. sounds like a reddit user or am i mistaken?

Cut up the pieces and put them in a bag fill bag with bleach and put in frezzer

Call a taxidermist! Maybe two?

>>735947529
watch me go

>>735947520
agreed anon, also check em

>>735947520
Roll for dubs

>>735947520
99 is still missing

>>735947243
kk bud so what do u have. If you hve any pliers, hammers, saws, knives get them now. Also get a polyethylene container if you have one cause u dont have a tub. youll need something to store the liquid/hold the body while u work

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OkOkOk I getting her in the deep freezer
Ill figure out something later god fucking dammwt

>>735946022
>they lose like all 40 mL of their blood
Are you an ant?

>>735947588
>>735947600
>>735947611
cheked

Kek is with her.

If i get dubs you do leaf burner plan

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>>735947636
How did you kill her?

>inb4 she got beached

Check'em

>>735947636
>Her

trips?

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>>735947636
wtf

>>735947711
no double dubs

>>735945368
make a suit out of his skin and wear it as a disguise. nobody will know he's dead.

>>735947636
H A M B E A S T
A M B E A S T
M B E A S T
B E A S T
E A S T
A S T
S T
T

Phone the local take away.

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>>735947636
Damm OP, thanks for confirming its dead

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>>735947636
>her

>>735947688
Check em

>>735947688
>>735947711
>>735947722

ho shit... they keep em coming

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>>735945368
here u go op

>>735947711
>>735947722
double doubledubs

huh

>>735947636
What kind of freezer do you have . Kek

wyyyyyy

>>735947636
that thing is disgusting

>>735945368
Y'all never heard of barbecue?

>>735947563
You're more of a fag than OP. I'm trying to sound like your average newfag who should have lurked more.

next up on the dubs train

>>735947636
wtf are u talking about later. U have a finite number of hours 2 work with. Stop being a fucking babe, man up and deal with it. .

>>735947815
>posted for the 3rd time
Good fucking job you dumbass gollywop.

>>735947636
Anthony is that you faggot?

>>735947636
That's No human! That's a manitee

>>735947844
why would you even do that?

>>735947688
The dubs have spoken. You cant do freezer now

Your fat girlfriend on the rag?

>>735947636
Stop taking pictures of yourself, OP and post the "victim"

check my digits

Here is the absolute best way to dispose of a body. Plastic off your bathroom, EVERYTHING, inside the tub, take out the drain grate, and plastic wrap the first few inches of the drain. Next- get an amazing blender. Dismember the body in your tub and let the blood drain. Next - blend each body part with water, and I'm talking like 300 blender loads, you want the bits to be really small. Blend a finger at a time with a litre of water, then pour it down your drain. After the body is gone remove and double bag all the plastic. Next - use tonnes of draino on your drain - like 200 bottles (paid in cash out of town duh). Find a way to close the drain as far down the line as you can so that the drain cleaner can sit in there for a while. Burn bury or bring the bag of plastic wrap where it will never be found and you're off scott free - no body - no murder.

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I'm gonna eat something before I do anything else
Please humour me I want to just fucking forget for a bit please

we missed trips D:

>>735948037
She loves bacon

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Cement is a good start.

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>>735948037
be real OP, your making breakfast in bed for the whale

>>735947688 gotta do
>>735948037

>735948037
man its like u want to go to jail. what part of start working do u not get.

>>735948203
noice>>735948230

>>735948159
wtf where's the rest of the video

>>735948203
Honestly I've allways wonderd what human tastes like but that's a stupid idea

>>735948159
you can kind of see her mouth out "okay this isn't fun anymore"

shes not actually ded you cock

>>735947074
What sort of products contain oxygen bleach? Just asking for a friend

Dude you had to kill the fastest girl in your country. Good luck you're fucked. You can't move that without being noticed. Turn yourself in and claim self defense is your best option

im laughing so much
he'a just a fat guy with a period
by the way i like Death note too

>>735948159
Sauce

>>735947342 the plan
>>735947688 why u gotta do it
>>735948037 why u arent

>>735945842
Doesn't look very dead.

no knife is penetrating that fat fuck to the point of harm

>>735948159
this is fucked up, did she died ?

1 just leave the body and clean your prints/semen from the body
2 pay homeless guy to break in
3 lay low
4 ????
5 profit

Ive gotten away with murder twice this way, inner city police are underpaid and just want to finish up their shift, no fucks are goven about a whale

That snorlax is just sleeping, use your pokeflute.

>>735948433
nice dubs

>>735948569
looks like some kind of sadistic suffocation play, most likely porn in which case she is not dead

Ive already given a pretty decent way to start going about this but the fag is making food probably trying to emulate his fat gf.

This thread blows now

>>735948602
This!

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Makeing hash browns want to stop talking about her please

>>735948682
cement burns your skin

>>735948754
>OP is trolling
kek

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>>735948629

>>735948754
Cook one of her toes

>>735948754
do you make hash browns from scratch ?

>>735948602
"gotten away with murder twice" -_- what stops the homeless person from just walking into a police station and talking. You going to wipe your semen off of him and pay another homeless person too deal with it?, Figure it out bud

>>735948806
hence the sadistic part

>>735948754
What's her name OP ?

>>735948629

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

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How can such a little kinife kill someone

Fill bathtub with warm (not hot) water and use dishwasher tablets as they are designed toto break down fats, proteins and carbohydrates. The human soup will wash down the drain. Bones can then be disposed of separately via burial. Don't need to dig as big a hole if you're only burying bones and not a whole human body.

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>>735948602
Hello, this is definitely not the FBI. I'd like to know more.

>>735948939
how do you make your hash browns nigga

>>735948859
Sometimes but this is banged stuff she loves my cooking
>>735948891
No way you will believe me but it's Kira that's kinda how we got together because of death note

>>735948754
ur a fucking fag. you post on here asking for help then u stop and make food halfway through. God u need someone to just do everything for you. how about you do yourself, us, the cops and your dead gf a favor and kill yourself as well. We both know your too much of a spineless jag too even think about surviving prison

>>735948999
Trips must know!

>>735948939
if it reached the heart or severed an artery/vein then yes

>>735948939
It can't!

>>735948999
It's just the bagged stuff this time but I sometimes blend the potatoes on the chop setting on my blender

what's going on here?

>>735949052
This

>>735948999
>>735949111
them trips

>>735945368
> 1. Meat is meat.. Time to look up some recipes. Recipes involving pork are preferable.

> 2. Bones are easy to grind down into powder form. Do that.