Cringe Thread

shitty article from a shitty journalist.

>>735944118
jesus fucking christ!!! this is why trump is in charge.. fucking safe space faggots

>>735944118
Fake, bait

who in the hell public this *triggered*

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>>735944118

>>735944118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ1FLblZqhM

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Have some home grown cringe

>Be me
>Be 14
>Be a dumb fucking kid who browses /b/ way to much
> Have a massive amount of loli,fur and hentai on my phone
>Family unit slowly melting into a pull of bitter assholes
>One of my few friends hangs out with me for a few days
>Brings over xbox
>Play all night
>Friend lets me borrow it
>Friend leaves and I start playing some more games on it
>She devil sister tells me to do dishes (She was 19 at them time)
>I complied
>Be doing dishes Bitch sister comes up and starts whining about spotted glasses or some shit
>Argue with her
>Bonehead father comes in kitchen when he hears fighting
>Sides with my sister
>Decide to spite them by not doing the dishes becuse "If I cant clean them well enough maybe you guys should
>BADIDEA.exe
>Go back to xbox
>Cant seem to find my phone
>Question father says he dosent have it
>about 4 hours later it night
>Father and sister walk into living room and sit down in the couch across me
>"Anon whats the lock screen on your phone?"
>My lock screen at the time was of a golem >like monster,except it had on long thick finger >nail it proped it self up on,on each "hand" had >a floppy micropeains and a baby face and was >standing infront of a little girl
>plsno.jpg
>I couldt tell you why I thought it would be a good idea have that on the lock screen
>Get into a big argument about what on the rest of the phone
>ask questions about whats on it and about my mental heath for 2 hours
>Mother comes home
>Father tries to show mother my screen lock
>In a sobbing rage I try to stop him
>Mostly just my body blocking the view
>Mother calls the cops before things get violent
>So i have to stand next to my mother while she skims through my phones photo gallery filled with porn in front of the cops.
>I wanted to die to be honest

Bump because cancer

>>735946046
Go on

>>735947994
thats it.

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>>735944118
>mfw people get rustled by joke articles

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>>735946046
Glad I'm not you anon. Holy fuck.

>>735946046
Post what your lock screen was.

>>735948808
Dont have it no more. Got deleted when my mother wiped the phone

>>735944118
Fake

>>735947158
FUCKING LOST

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>>735948808
>>735949151
I recognize that bulge!

>>735944118
fake article

>>735949465
what in the actual fuck is that thing! omg!

>>735949465
Yep thats the one.....

>>735949465
Why was this a big deal?

Looks like something from Pan's Labyrinth or something, also that's a tail, not a penis.

Your parents are retarded.

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>>735949807
>>735949465
>>735946046

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>>735949976
It's pretty unnervingly sexual. Go look up the rest of that guy's artwork. Literally all he does is make art of children having weird moments with fleshy, freakish monsters, usually in bed or in intimate poses.

>>735949807
OP is having flashbacks right now.

>>735949976
Well for one my fathers 54, and I dont think he has ever actual watched a movie before

>>735947158
eyes rolled away

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>>735950259

>>735950211
check your privilege, then

>>735950211
>colour

>>735950312
pretty cool

>>735947158
is this a real life, or is this fantasy? What is the purpose of this?

>>735949712
This is what female empowerment has given us.

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>>735950586

>>735950734
want tits?

>>735950812
no

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gra/ndxxxa/uto.com enjoy

>>735950812
yes, ignore >>735950868 they're an idiot

>>735950613
autists are such lying pieces of shit. they don't deserve life.

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>>735950556
3000% not real but still 6/10

>>735950690
dude that guy gets tons of retweets and likes on each post. Must be popular

>>735951010
you want those tits anon?

>>735951268
only if they're butter glazed

>>735947158

"Just watched my childhood best friend get shot by a sniper, a rat is chewing out his eyeball now. Hell is in awe at what we've created here on earth before my very eyes. #goingtodiebecauseofmustardgas #trenchfoot"

Christ.

>>735951025
>I currently have a 2.1 GPA
I'm don't have this type of grading where I'm from but isn't it really fucking low? I mean that post reeks of fake, it's just too exaggerated.
Can anyone confirm?

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>>735947158

Is this what Education is becoming now? Jesus Christ.

>>735944118
Why didn't you just explain that its The unwelcome guest. A contemporary art piece by Patricia Piccinini, and that maybe they should stop being plebeians and get some fucking culture.

>>735954090 was meant for >>735946046

>>735950211
Ugh

>>735950556
Holy shit

>>735952640

USA grading is C=2, B=3, A=4
Sometimes extra credit is given for honors courses, like 0.2

So 2.1 GPA would be pretty damn average,
nothing to brag about.

>>735950690
Something i never understood is why they let themselves look like that. It's pretty damn easy to spot a weeaboo/autist kinda person, and it's not like a hidden look, so why make yourself fit it? Just shave or get a better haircut

>>735950312
not cringe tho

>>735947158
cringe bread not rage bread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbvDED4VNdU

Maybe not cringe, but disturbed.

>>735956471
how dare non whites go outside

>>735956517
>lol

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>>735944118
mandatory, first one I legitimately lost to

Facebook /coles.darrah autistic kid at my college who masturbates in class and blares undertale readings all day long

>>735959300
nypa cumbreath

>>735946046
Now on reddit

>>735950613
>2.1 GPA
lost

>>735945713

> "degree in gender studies"
> disclaims gender

Well THAT was a good college tuition spent

>>735950259

I was the biggest sissy in 3rd grade and I would have kicked that kid's Maybelline ass.

>>735945713
>Singular pronoun
>They
Pick one

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>>735947158
this cant be real THIS CANT BE REAL

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>>735944118

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>>735944118
with more pixels

>>735960553

Style Manuals have actually already recognized it as such. And I confess, we all use it from time to time: "What does that person think THEY'RE doing??" "Somebody took my credit card! They could be buying anything!!"

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>>735960613


what a king

>>735947158
*sigh*

>>735950180
Artists name?

>>735944743
Fake news

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this cringe thread needs more cringe

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have more autismo

>>735961660
It's thanks to this, my friends constantly tell me to cum on my Lucina figma

>>735945651
So many things with this one. Where to even begin? Why would a woman want to be a "nasty" woman and proud? What's with all the circle jerk PC crap? and the pure cringe of "nanaste" ?

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>>735946046
14-year-old (You) was dumb a a brick.

>>735961698
God, that's one thing I can't stand

I had a good buddy of mine serve jail time because a chick said he raped her, but he was hanging out with me the night she said he raped her,

Then after about a month her guilt got to her and she said she lied and the charges where dropped

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>>735962822
Why do I always see this posted everywhere?

>>735950517
>>735955061
Look at the picture again. That's a dust-encrusted Asus motherboard.
>I cringed

>>735962951
want moar?

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>>735963114

>>735962951
This real?

>>735962723
Those bitches should be arrested.

>>735956517
>L O L

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>>735963240
IDK, but here's some gore that's probably not fake.

>>735961617
That kid is going to murder someone and jerk it to their corpse

>>735962195
*Make memes

>>735946046
I have a similar tale:

>be me, 11 yr old
>discovered online porn because dad didn't clear his browser history
>very scared I will get caught, or they will see my browsing history
>idea.png
>I know, I'll print out the webpages with naked women on them
>I print out the pages
>Shit, what do I do now? Can't find a box big enough to hold these papers
>Don't want to fold them cuz it would damage the quality of the naked ladies
>I decide to take scissors and cut the naked women out like paper dolls
>stuff them into a shoebox for a later fap
>come home after school next day
>mom is arguing with dad, hear them talking about shoebox
>ohfuck.gif
>mom brings me in and shows me what she found
>questions me for what seemed like forever about why I would do this, why would I cut pictures of naked women out like dolls
>Asks me how I got these, pressures me about my dad (she suspects his porn use)
>Freeze up, have no idea how to explain that I wanted to fap to these
>Try to explain that I cut them out because I wanted them to fit into the box, can't explain why I wanted them in the box though
>justwantedtoplay.exe
>Mom eventually sends me out, goes ape shit on my dad for exposing me to porn
>Hear my dad make the mistake of saying something like "it's not that big of a deal, he's almost at that age... etc"

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>>735963625
Nah, he's gonna kill a girl, hide the body in his basement, and fuck it until literally the entire thing decays.

>>735963363
Okay then..

>>735962811
I'm curious if that has ever worked for him.

>>735960210
>holy fucking shit dude

>>735950458
Fucking gorgeous little femboy

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>>735963017
>mfw ive never even smelled my wifes panties.
>mfw its never once crossed my mind to sniff any panties
>mfw ive never fantasized about tasting cum
>mfw not even curious about my own
>mfw never tasted cum
>mfw attempting to process why someone would do this shit
>mfw please god kill me now
>mfw glad im a fucking normie

>>735963580
It's a good dragon though.

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>>735963754

>>735961403
Patricia Piccinini

>>735947158
lmao i graduated last year and they gave these same shit questions to us

>>735962822
Anyone?

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>>735964131

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>>735964009
true
>>735963994
How does this make you feel?

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>>735964131
>>735964216

>>735963097
what the fuck is there a light bulb for

>>735964564
RGB, duh

>>735963901
Never worked because pro-mercyfag is a man.
And don't matter he's a woman or man, no one care this thing.

>>735964249
its surreal, tbh. its like watching american psycho thinking "this is me. this is a biography about me. this is my life. this facade i show the world is just that; a demure mask so i dont have to deal with the mundanity of these fucking plebs."

then the movie ends, jared leto is still alive. christian bales confused as shit. i need to stop doing psychedelics. fuck im not weird. fuck.

>>735964564
it's a heat lamp
unlike normal electric parts this one gets colder under heavy use
if the parts get too cold the computer freezes up
so you have to heat it

>>735962672
OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>735965000
Trips of bait.

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>>735964320
>crawling in my skin
my sides

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>>735965041
Ready to die, anon?

GOD ISDEAD

>>735965317
That physically hurt me somehow.

>>735950369
Holy shit

>>735965289
Anon's cringy than that gif. In fact, the milk wasting and eating steaks with ketchup is not cringy either. It's called "being stupid"

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>>735965289

NOOOOOO!!

>>735961850
>you
>too

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>>735965000
yes, this is very important. but if u heat it too much, this happens, and yuor computer can be hacked.

>>735965666
Satan confirmed.

>>735965668
What is that oil? Soap? What was the thought process behind this?

>>735960829
fake

>>735960613
what a faggot

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>>735965666
hail satanic trips

>>735946046

I found your lock screen.

http://imgur.com/a/sZPlr#jBKo1Qt

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>>735965797
this is a spceial coolant designed for computors. it is far more effective than normal fans, which are much weaker. this better coolant allows the computer to fnuction better

>>735949465
THERES A FUCKING PEACOCK IN THE BACK! MY SIDES!

>>735950458
>his mom is very supportive of him
Think i spotted the problem

>>735944118
You're retarded if this baits you.

>>735966016
wellcum to /b/ 2017

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>>735966197
summerfags are coming

>>735944118
>Patricia Hernandez

Figured as much. her K/D is garbage, like 1/50

>>735966101
Why even lie...?

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How big is a horse vagina?

>>735962151
god dammit mods get in here

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>>735964085
I really hope thats real

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>earrape

>>735962526
Fuckin A

>>735966404
And why is it green on the inside?

Check em lads

>>735961850
This just can't be fucking real, can it? Holy shit, dude. How can someone be this oblivious and socially retarded?

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>>735966555
trips means it's real

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>>735966666

>>735961617
what's cringy about this? It's the kids first girlfriend and he's happy about it.

>>735950586
that's not cringe, it's just over-entitled ham.

>>735944118
Fake news from several years ago.
That woman never wrote that article.

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>>735944118

>>735965984
Oh okay thanks

>>735960515
:(
All joking aside I feel like I'd like to try and help somebody like this. All this poor kid needs is a little support. Probably doesn't have an older brother to help him out.

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This fag is cringe?

Me

>>735949465
What the actual fuck anon. Toasting in epic bread

>>735946046
it wasnt a micropenis you retard, that was its tail.

no wonder you showed your mother and police all your babyfur faggotry.

>>735960515
literally autism

down to the "everyone is out to get me" level of paranoia beyond anything over-smoked 420chan stoners have ever felt.

School shooter of the year.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Dude.

>>735962822
I want to jerk off all over her pantyhose

>>735963204
>you can get as many tattoos and piercings you want, but daddy's not coming back

>>735967636
She would love that anon

>>735962151
MOAR

>>735967752
I second this.

>>735967610
Lmao

>>735962723
in cases like this the liar should serve double the time the person who got fucked over did.

>>735967822
Third

>>735966998
People.
Bought.
This.

>>735967636
want moar of her in pantyhose anon?

>>735967890
I just seen a case where a guy was in prison for years, but the judge wouldnt do anything to the girl because she said it could discourage other women from reporting rapists. Wtf theyd only have to worry if they were fucking lying about it.

>>735967272
Dude what

>>735967411
Lost

>>735964249
>cassette tapes
who the hell even has those anymore, apparently the guy who keeps large bottles of his own jizz

>>735961850
fake af

try harder/10

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>>735967348
>Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
why

>>735954950
I don't get why they all gravitate towards that look. I'm mostly impressed that's it's always the same things. I think it's like they're trying to go for cool and classy and miserably fail at it all.

The beard thing is 'manly' I guess.

>>735967374
>more neck and chin than there is vapor

>>735968077
YES. AND HER COCK.

>>735968110
ive heard that story multiple times, I think judges are retarded sock puppets.

>>735963580
cringe, but that nigga can draw a decent dragon

>>735968574
That is a woman anon

>>735960515
this is not readable at all.

>>735968691
yes a woman(male)

>>735968750
No a real woman not a tranny

>>735950145
Does this person have AIDS or something?

>>735967073
How is that cringe?
That is just retarded

>>735950458
Did they making fuck?

>>735950458
he's fierce as fuck that shit look good on him

>>735968603
No it's true liars would stop coming forward. They might not get time but the guys sue the fuck out of them and pretty much destroy their lives in kind.

>>735960515
>>IGNORING WHAT ARGUMETNS? HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>dude

My fucking sides

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what is white privilege, and how do I reject it?

>>735960438
MAC ass. At least read the post before becoming violent, anon.

>>735950556
>being so patient right now
>STAY THE FUCK AWAY
Criminal mastermind.

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>>735968740
Right click -> Open link in new tab

>>735967333
not even safe to use those rims anymore

>>735968691
>>735968077

the second part was a joke but yes, I want to nut all over her silky pantyhose legs, she's my pantyhose milf fetish so whoever posted her post moar. seriously.

>>735967412
Add me to the screencap?

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>>735949465
>>735946046
Holy fuck kek

>>735969231
You fucking summerfaggots are so goddamned retarded

>>735969322
jesus christ, i'm diamonds, who is she?

>>735956471
how dare someone go outside and want others to do the same

>>735962314

Id buy him a beer tbh

>>735963017
>>735963994


>>that's not cum

>>735967272
Fuckin Capalaba.

>>735956517
>sucks butt crack
that is some shit right there

>>735963204
I bought dilaudid from this chick, holy fuck

>>735969532
Kek your posting this in 2 threads at the same time. And this hag has been posted here forever its not your fuckin wife

>>735969532
fuckyeah i am, i love milfs in platforms and pantyhose. you should dump a thread of her srsly.

or wreck her on cam, does she like 22 yr olds fapping to her?

>>735965576
I eat steaks with ketchup, should i kill myself

>>735962672
Fuck dude ugh

>>735969600
it is wifie and i'm only in this thread she is in other

>>735969600
I'm still fappin idgaf

>>735969660
yes she loves when guys fap to her

>>735950145
Fucking Christ I hope this is photoshopped. That left pinky area....

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>>735946046
was this your lockscreen?

>>735950690
Imagine if he seriously was the next Kant but never actually shared any of his real thoughts.

>>735965797
If you submerge a computer and corn oil vegetable oil canola oil or mineral oil it will run without fans. You don't need any cooling really when you're dealing with oils.

If you go online to YouTube you can see some guys build a computer out of a fish tank with no fans. It's pretty cool except for the fact that your entire computer is submerged, pretty much.

>>735969837
wheres her thread?

>>735969837
Kek your a creepy guy anon

>>735969133
still not readable

>>735962419
Jokes on you that is actually good

>>735970059
would be better with my nut running down her thighs, but i fucking love it. keep posting.

>>735961976
And the fact the woman in the picture is just a silhouette of a woman, and not the representation of a Hindu goddess. Or the fact that the other tard thinks someone using the term "namaste" in a context that is appropriate and with its original meaning, is somehow more "offensive" then the retarded play on words of the image.

Shit's stupid.

>>735960515
>with no chinks
lel

>>735970054
not realy she is justa little freaky