anon, if you could change one thing about your life instantly,

>>735924256
Big dick

I just want the people I called my friends to be my friends

>>735924256
source

>>735924256
Gf wouldn't be out if town for the next 4 weeks

>>735924256
to be her

10 Billion Euros

I'd live in eastern Europe, rather than western Europe where Muslims and immigrants arent tolerated. Western Europe is full of libtard cunts

I'd be a 18 yo girl with DDs and a small waist

Herpes

>>735925499
And also because the women are pure and not half bred mongrels

>>735925348
10 billion dollars. Faggot

>>735924256
my health

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>>735924256
Having been born.

>>735924256
Hitler won ww2

To never be depressed again.

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First thing that came to my mind: "I wish it would've worked out with her" but actually it's chips. I should've bought more chips and now iam hungry and alone which is worse than being just alone.

>>735925656

>Someone who uses dollar calling people faggots

kek

Power, I need more of it

I'd wish I wasn't in the middle of a pregnancy scare with my gf

>>735925201
girls name is holly michaels

i wish i havent met my wife. ever. it was that good and regular pussy which got me. it was fun for couple of years, but after that it was just routine.

now we have two kids, a mortage and life together. and i desperslkfdjsaladly want someone else. i dont love my wife. i dont want her. but i love our children and want to give them a good childhood with mom and dad.

and i am drunk. and yes, im not native englshish speaker

>>735924256
To stop procrastinating once and for all so I can get my shit together.

>>735928085
Yes! I am with you in that!

>>735928236
We're all gonna make it, bro.

>>735924256
The way I'm being treated

I'd want to have my ex back and I'd want our relationship to be normal

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I wish I liked fruits and vegetables...I'm in good shape but I have to work so hard to maintain it because I eat like shit. Literally 9/10 fruits or veggies will make me throw up when they pass my lips...

>>735924256
My wife. Would marry an Asian instead of a Latina

Pretty much the last 10 years of my life really...

I'd opt for not having been raped as a child to grow up an intimately alienated, embittered person.
Fucking gets to me every time I see a happy couple and know I'd just drown in lethargy if a girl had interest in me, coz even my family and "loved ones" were kind of part of the whole thing.
I managed to have a 5 year lasting relationship and she ended up fucking someone else during transit to my place.
And fuck all of those cunts telling me to keep my shit together, fucking hipsters have never experianced a problem. Some faggot nearly drowned me as a kid, just for the fun of it or coz he felt like it, whatever.
And no, I'm not from a shit-teir country but grew up near the Mediterranean Sea.

I'd have a billion dollars. That's it. Then I can break things off with this slag, pay escorts for sex when I want it, and get to doing all the things I can't in life.

i would buy a ticket to houston immediately and be back with vinh

>>735926473
>some non-American thinkin' he ain't no faggot

>>735924256
Rid myself of my Social Anxiety

Wake up tomorrow 17 years younger

my low confidence

>>735924256
being born

>>735924256

I'd have a 13 inch cock instead of my barely 6 incher and I would suck on it all day.

>>735930893
>I managed to have a 5 year lasting relationship and she ended up fucking someone else during transit to my place.

thats a shit girl.

>>735924256
someone other than my parent to love me. somebody who is happy to see me, someone who cares that I'm alive. I feel like an unlovable pile of shit

>>735924256
Id just like to have a steady stream of reliable income and not have to work.

I have a good job and am paid higher than most people my age, but I hate that I have no time or energy after work to do the things I really want to do

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>>735925053
Who hurt you

>>735924256
idk dick size

let my wife get railed by half a dozen black cocks.

my tiny white boi-dick cant please her

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>>735925053

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Stop living.

>>735924256
Steady income and a spaceship.

>>735924256
too much on the list, i ll just change the constant blood flow to my brain, it ll happen sooner orlater anyway

lots of money please

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>>735933774
I have never read something on this site that i have related to more than this. Its so fucking sad

>>735934741
This
Like actually my dreams in life

>>735924256
Either get a load of money, or to find a partner who I really enjoy being around, and feels the same about me

>>735924256
My lack of will to do things

>>735933774
this :(

>>735924256
everything

>>735924256

I would make myself god.

>>735924256

Money. I don't make enough of it and it is preventing me from living a decent life.

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I need more than one thing fixed to make me want to live again, so I guess I'll go with "not living."

>>735924256
to have a big fat dick obviously

>>735933774
My story to the point I'm even confortable been alone the rest of my life.

>>735926473
>>735932268
>Doesn't even use shekels

Who's the faggot now, goyim

I'd have the powers of Dr. Manhattan.

>>735935444
Trips

>>735937888
WHAT HOW DID I DO THAT

>>735925274
So... are you enjoying your cuckstate right now?

Shes gonna fuck so many dudes
>>735924256
stop being so socially retarded and get more girls...

>>735925956
Oh zeeeeee

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>>735934741
Just a spaceship would be great.

>>735933540
>being born

my nigga

>>735925552
note that you will also be a crazy bitch.
becouse almost all bitches are crazy
you will also have bonus menstruation crazyness.

women have different hormonal influences, that are not really nicer than mens in my opinion.

besides that. being a hot chick would be awesome

>>735927885
right in the feels

My loud pretentious personality

To not be socially awkward so I could talk to people irl

>>735924256
I wish i didnt use drugs ever

I would die.

>>735929252
Latinas are beautiful, but come with a lot of shit.

>>735924256
would have a sister that's horny, circus-flexable, and has foot fetish

>>735924256
An endless supply of money. I'd still be miserable, but money softens the blow.

>>735924256
sauce?

>>735934741
probably this too, i also want a hot cumslut that doesnt get worn out.

>>735924256
Own around $100 mil invest in real estate and build a company.

>>735932812
So be reborn?

>>735924256
Have a lot of money. I'm sure life would become dull after a short while, but there's so much I could do and see that I would rather be rich, bored and depressed in 5 years time than poor, bored and depressed as I am now.