I'm blind. AMA

Waddup ?

>>735923419
Beyond a doubt the most clever thread Ever.
Bravo anon , Bravo

>>735923545
Feeding my seeing eye bird, he's sick.
>>735923618
Not trying to be clever, just wanting to answer some questions for curious anons.

>>735923778
Lol lol again Bravo

Can you see?

>>735923994
No, I see nothing.
Not black or white, or grey.
Just nothing.

>>735923419
How many fingers am I holding up?

>>735924597
I can't read images

>>735924173
>Not black or white, or grey.

>>735924651
Jokes on you! I didn't post an image!

How are you responding to these questions?

Does it matter what a bitch looks like? Does ass and tit size matter? Finally what super sense do you have that makes up for being blind?

>>735924825
None of those
>>735924833
I couldn't tell
>>735924921
I have a text to speech program that reads selected texts.
My seeing eye bird is trained to squak when I've highlighted text that reads in plain English so I don't end up highlighting a bunch of unnecessary URLs

What do you fantasize about while masturbating

>>735925227
>My seeing eye bird is trained to squak when I've highlighted text that reads in plain English

Holy shittles my sides are history.

>>735924173
How do you know when the niggers be niggering?

>>735925171
Once you go blind you are no longer a tits or ass kinda guy.
You become a voice guy.
I like to hear woman with sweet voices, and because I went blind my hearing has greatly heightened so I can hear every little thing going on in a girl's mouth when she talks. Everything a girl says becomes sexy ASMR.

>>735925230
I pretend to be blindfolded as a girl watches me masturbate.
Just kinda what im into.

>>735925412
I know right. Cheap ass faggot should have bought a parrot.

>>735923419
Did you go blind or were you born blind?

>>735925701
Parrots are the worst seeing eye bird you can buy. They repeat shit and it gets repetitive.
My seeing eye bird is a Cockatoo named Falcor, he's extremely intelligent and knows how to help me find my way.

>>735925701
I would prefer my anime sidekick to be a hawk.

Imagine having the sight of a hawk AND being blind.

>>735925454
I don't know the difference between a black person and a white person.
>>735925768
I went blind.
I was at the dentist and the doctor said he could help with any eye issues I had so he gave me some contacts.
My eyesight was blurry at first but he insisted they just had to kick in.
The next day I woke up blind.

>>735923419
Were you born blind?

>>735925990
http://pornfortheblind.org/
>nonprofit
>please upload

>>735925870
Yea but with a parrot OP could name it O' Arrrgh, grow a beard and wear 2 eye patches.
Shit would be cash.

>>735925870
You do NOT want a seeing eye hawk.
Very very expensive and requires a protective glove to be warn at all times.
Plus they'll kill shit and bring it in your house and you won't even notice until they rot. I had a seeing eye hawk named Mothra as my first seeing bird and he fucked my life up.

Nice roadsign https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundesstra%C3%9Fe_404

>>735925960
I thought you just said your seeing eye cockerel coca doodled when you highlighted nigger text?

>>735925960
>at the dentist
>doctor gave me contacts
>RIP

>don't know the difference between a black person and a white person
>a Cockatoo named Falcor
>Once you go blind you are no longer a tits or ass kinda guy.
>pretend to be blindfolded as a girl watches me masturbate.
>Just kinda what im into


you're putting it on too thick.
6/10 troll
10/10 kek for
>My seeing eye bird is trained to squak when I've highlighted text that reads in plain English

>>735926111
>I had a seeing eye hawk named Mothra
now, come on. who'd buy that. too much.

>>735925960
>my dentist gave me contacts that made me blind
jupp, sounds legit.

>>735926443
Is it because of his name?
He was a yellow Hawk with big eyes and a cool feather layout that made him look like mothra
So I named him mothra

>>735926589
He got fired if that makes you feel any better

>>735926698
suuure he did. I heard he became an astronaut right afterwards.
>>735926602
didn't you also have a seeing eye iguana?

>>735923419
misha?

Came to this thread. Worth it.

>>735926928
I have a terrible fear of lizards
I would never purchase a seeing eye iguana.
Lizards aren't good for eye pets anyways since they're virtually silent.
Which is another reason I fear them.

>>735926602
>He was a yellow Hawk with big eyes and a cool feather layout that made him look like mothra
>Cause his dad doesn't satisfy her like a big plastic dick.
Seems legit.

What's the most fucked up thing you've seen?

Hey look! A flower! Now that's something you don't see everyday!
Hey look! A bird! Now that's something you don't see everyday!
Hey look! A tree! Now that's something you don't see everyday!
Hey look! Literally anything! Now that's something you don't see everyday!

>>735927442
I once walked in on my mum sucking my lil bros dick.

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>>735927579
kek

>>735927579
I hope you used Ctrl + C & Ctrl + V to tell that joke, you'll never get that time you spent typing such a shit joke back.

>>735927442
This anon was not me
>>735927665


The worst thing I have ever seen was myself going blind. Pretty damn scary. >>735927579
I'm glad I can't see.
Girls think it's charming and I get a sweet bird out of it.
I'm glad I can't see everything everyday

>>735927984
What caused you to go blind? Disease or did you fuck something up?

>>735928142
>>735925960

>>735928142

I came too hard once and when I woke up I was blind. I thought I was dead, but my mom and dad were there, crying, and trying to cover my now flaccid penis with something.

>>735927984
This anon isn't me.

When my dad walked in and they started having a 3 way I had to leave the room.
Stubbed my toe on the door frame on my way out becauseI was in such a hurry.

This is by far my favorite 4chan post of all time.

>>735928418
first day here?

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>>735928340
Don't be retarded

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>>735928290
you took eye advice from your god damn Dentist and took contacts from him holy shit you deserve to be fucking blind you got damn retard

>>735928470
Takes one to know one, retard.

>>735923778
Can you see through the eyes of the bird as if you were him? That'd be cool.

>>735928484
He showed me documents showing that he was getting his eye care license
It was either that or spend hundreds on glasses.