new

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butts?

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Dat kASS

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god I forgot how much of a pain in the ass leather is to play with

For real, I want straight friends to fuck me. How? Weed? Booze?

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>>735921045
So you want to rape them?

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>>735921045
You get the balls to ask them anyway and then when they reject you, move on. Simple.

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get the BALLS

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i like balls

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where are the DADS

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balls are pretty good

>>735922229
Good lord...my dick

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this autodump of dads brought to you by a generous contribution of cum filled dreams and wishes

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>>735922335

boi, if U don't, (service ur father every single day)

>>735922535
Uh yes daddy?

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i want a panda dad

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>>735922569

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itt: incestuous lust everywhere

>>735922680
;)

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just wanna be the good boy

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nothing more satisfying than being called a good boy gotta admit

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c:

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>>735923655
Who's a good boy?

;;

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let it be ME

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thank god for ma reefer man

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>>735924555
But I'm not a boy anymore, I grew up.

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I make people call me daddy now. It's the natural progression of things I guess.
>>735924949
Probably the best medicine you could be on.

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>>735924996
You can still be a good boy.

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>>735925090
do you make your boss and coworkers call you daddy? that'd be hot.

do all good boys become hot, bad dads?

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>>735925090
I'll be honest, I'm using it for recreation

>>735925233
yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcBEojJlziU

Ass

uuuuuhgg
i don't know what i want to do

>>735925556
fap

>>735925570
i don't want to

>>735925611
What would Jesus do?

>>735925690
no idea

>>735925714
He'd fap.

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>>735925690
Jesus would wander out in the desert to meditate and communicate with God.

>>735925809
which means fapping. that's his alone time away from that whore and other random guys always hanging around.

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>>735925556
eat something tasty
play a fun game
play an old game you haven't for a while
watch vsauce

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>>735925969
No, he wouldn't have done that. Christ did not engage in sexual activity.

>>735926084
As far as you know.

>>735926060
i'm not that hungry

and games right now aren't interesting me or i feel bad playing them since i've been super terrible at them the past few days

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>>735926228
so play something non-stressful or some easy mode stuff, that's what i do

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>>735925690
If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

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>>735926212
He lived and wandered in the desert. He would not have the time nor the energy for anything sexual.

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Para needs a paddling.

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>>735926425
piss off, mate

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>>735926500
go back to latvia

>>735926316
i don't really enjoy single-player games for longer than maybe an hour at a time depending on what it is, i've got a lot downloaded but i just don't feel like playing any of them like ever

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>>735926619
never been there

>>735926722
okay well there's still vsauce

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Para joined ISIS.

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>>735925241
self medicating doesn't matter it's still probably the best thing you could be on

>>735926837
i'm not that interested in vsauce content

now that i think about it, i don't have really any interests i can think of

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>>735927016
Oh yeah, I'm here to reclaim this holy land in the name of Allah, prepare to die all you infidels

>>735927096
Alrighty chief

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>>735927209
Gonna have to forward that to the metro police m8.

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>>735927183
So I'm guessing you're just in that kind of mood where nothing seems worth doing. I've been there a lot, it sucks

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dads off night boyos

why live

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>>735927447
Oh boy, I love police pursuit and evasion

>>735927465
Bye

>>735927465
g'night daddy

>>735927577
you like getting deep dicked in your twink ass

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>>735927720
I can't really like something I've never experienced.

>>735927783
Cuck

>>735927720

yes

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>>735927847
Pffhaha

>>735927458
i don't feel like it wouldn't be worth doing, it's better than nothing but there's nothing i want to do with what's available

>>735927905
Kucc

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>>735927979
Well, you could keep searching if there's anything that would interest you. Unless searching for that doesn't interest you either.

>>735928012
Bored?

>>735928192
i don't know what i'd search for
nothing comes to mind

>>735928192
you're a human cue tip

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>>735928243
Well you could smonk up a bowl, maybe?

>>735928254
It's a great day to be white

>>735928590
>slavs
>white

>>735928590
i've been lacking in herb for 4-5 days

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>>735928689
I have months worth of herb

>>735928762
good to hear

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>>735928672
If you're from the states you're probably less white than me considering you'd most likely be mixed with a bunch of spooks and spics

>>735928689
Well that's probably the problem

>>735928762
Lovely

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>>735928801
I literally need someone to come out and smoke some of it. It's like, cascading upon me.

>>735928886
unfortunately i can't do anything about it until someone gives me a job or a friend gives me a little but that is very unlikely

>>735929041
sell it if you can't smoke it

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>>735929138
It's legal here. No one is going to buy it off me.

>>735929302
oh, then i'm not too sure how i can help you there

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>>735929138
Damn, well, I'd share mine if I could. Maybe one day I'll move to Canadia since so many people keep telling me I sound Canadian

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>>735929342
inhale it on my behalf.

>>735929362
what they mean is:
>a fucking leaf

>>735929362
if you do, don't go to toronto, vancouver or really anywhere big since you'll be spending way too much compared to how much you would make

>>735929441
i'm not sure how i'm going to be able to do that over the internet

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>>735929608
come by for a smoke and succ.

>>735929741
yeah sure, let me just get my futuristic teleporter slash time machine

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>>735929555
u funny

>>735929608
Montreal too? Because that's where a bunch of cool voice actors live. God, I wish I could sound like Michael Ironside

>>735929831
yeah, definitely montreal

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>>735929801
You mean legs?

>>735929891
i'm 100% sure you don't live in my town

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>>735929861
Damn, well, I'm not sure then

>>735929993
you could probably get away with living in a small city or town just fine

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You can walk till you reach me.

sounds like a waste of time

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>unfurls cock