Rekt Bread bois

new pc dont have any content but lurking... pls post many rekt

>>735917974
my lady informed me there hasn't be a rekt thread for days on b so i figured i should take care of it. Post boiis

>>735918182
you deserve a free fedora sir

>>735918447
why?

>>735918346
so did a guy jump in the fire or what?

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>>735917823

>>735918503
He smashed his finger somehow, and got a blood blister under the nail. These hurt like fuck, so he drilled through the fingernail to relieve the pressure.

No clue why he didn't use a smaller drill bit though, it didn't need to be quite so large...

>>735918447
What was she trying to accomplish

>>735918682
Are you an idiot?

>>735918770
Sorry "he" also I read the other post

I wanna express how greatful i am for your contribution in this thread guys. Keep 'em coming

>>735918297
>>735918297
that little faggot should get the chair IMO

>>735918904
Did you just double assume a gender you motherfucker

>>735919210
story?

>>735919264
He was trying to steal copper

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>>735918871
did he make it?

>>735919328
niggers...

>>735919353
I was expecting that car to blow up according to the title

>>735918637
Oh yes

>>735919089
God damn I'm never going to Asia. Or I'll never use the streets and only take stairs

>>735919210
yeah, story?

>>735919328
lol karma

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>>735919605
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>735919372
He fake it

>>735918871
>having children and not bolting bookcases to the walls
probably a good thing those genes aren't going anywhere

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This kinda stuff is my favorite. Wish I had more

>>735917931
Most deserved run over in history.

>>735919880
deadpool

>>735919871
What's worse would be if that kid was at a friend's house and got crushed...

I'd burn their house down if that were my kid.

>>735919966
Yeah, it'll hold up in court too. "I was scared shitless, your honor." "Thank you for ridding society of this fat asshole, sir. You're free to go."

>>735919712
Fucking book it

>>735919210
Is his hand or glove or whatever melted to the thing or something? Didn't pay that much attention in physics class.

>>735918664
This. It hurts like HELL !
I usually use a paperclip, it's more accurate, but anyway he did good !

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>>735920188

>>735920235
Can't you heat up a paper clip so it just melts through the nail?

>>735920188
whats the story?

>>735919210
Nigger + tyre + fuel + theft + time = zozzle.

Nice webm. Would watch all day.

>>735920406
are you blind? Nerve gas.

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>>735918447

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>>735917823

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>>735920272
at least he didnt miss

>>735920272
If the blood is coming out at such pressure does that mean it is still being pumped by the heart? meaning his brain is still active? or is it just a pressurized system?

>>735920507
fine watch this guy set his balls on fire then you cheater

>>735920635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOP9tUvkEuA

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>>735920507

This is to extreme back to 9gag I skip

>>735918297
He'd have to kill me, if he didn't I'd kill him then next time I saw him for doing that to me.

>>735919210
I'll bet that hertz a lot. Watt the fuck was he thinking?

>>735920272
Daesh taught me a lot about anatomy

>>735920312
Yeah, easily. I usually Light a candle for that. Clip gets red and you can pinch a hole in your nail. Instant relief . After that never forget antiseptic..

>>735920683
Ahahahahaha that last hit

>>735919436
this other nigger one.. dont any body see he is a superhuman? he is full of fuel and dont burn?

>>735920830
"watt's the worst that can happen?"

>>735919987

What's even worse as if faggots coudn't tell the whole thing was staged and it is not real.

Michel und Sven, ja?

>>735919030
I fucking hate sand niggers. That guy "didn't" see him. Then just kept driving. they were going like 10 mph.

>>735919353
See, jews kill everyone.

>>735921074
"Ohm my god I'm being fried alive"

>>735920612
your body is pressurized, hence the term blood pressure, why some pilots were special suits when flying, etc. Your head is the highest point in body and also the brain required lots of oxygen (blood). So popping a hole in it with that much force will cause it to turn into a faucet.

>>735920612
It's a small part of the brain that's running your vital organs, closest part to the brain stem, your heart will run for a few minutes usually if you've been shot in the head. Recently deceased people sometimes try and breath.

>>735919210
So do you survive something like this, or what happens?

>>735918297
so are all niggers, treacherous and cowards

>>735918297
niggers at like tough guys but sucker punch from behind. fucking pussies

>>735920612

there are things to consider like body weight, being bent over etc, also the impact from the bullet can create pressure in the affected area

the heart doesn't stop pumping immediately either

a person who is laying flat on the ground dead, their body's weight can squeeze out a majority of it's blood content even if the heart is completely still

>>735921831
This is satisfying for some reason.

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>>735921831

why would you not scope out a bank first to make sure Mike Ehrmantraut wasn't working there?

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>>735920472

>>735922041

most criminals are not gus fring

>>735920507
Kys

>>735921831
nigger left the door open

>>735922431
Hahaha!!!

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>>735922517
kekistan

>>735922517
I almost just shit myself laughing at this so hard

>>735919712
>>735920099
nah man you have the footage that show you maintained your lane i would take that to court and make the cop repair my car.
>your probably worse off running

>>735918447
i just use about a .020 drill bit and turn it by hand...works great.

>>735920235
>>735918664
he fucking drilled his finger completly through. I don't think it went as planned.

>>735922713
100% the cops fault the way he was going he was driving into that sogn anyway.

>>735917931
Is that his HP bar?

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>>735920507

>>735918514


Azns are squishy

>>735922063

Ingrown nail removal, sometimes that's the only way to get relief from them is to get them out of the skin like that.

>>735918297
This dude got serious jail time for that. Someone posted an article I don't have it though

>>735920517
Lol wtf that guy is dumb

>>735919264
It's called necklacing

>>735922871
yea completly but hes a cop and your a civi a court will side with his word the reason im saying stay and offer assistance and get arrest by this asshole if hes not seriously wounded but make sure you take this video to court.. its a solid white line and the driver was in his lane....... TOTALLY the cops fault but yea your probably gonan get arrest if that asshole stands up.

>>735918297
Nigger being a nigger. The guy who got punched is to blame. Never turn your back on a nigger. Even better, never stay near a nigger. Ever. When I see a nigger I just leave.

>>735920188
THE MAGGOTS ARE USED IN CERTAIN HOSPITAL TO CONTROL INFECTION AND EAT INFECTIONS
this is why you see people with maggots on their scalp or legs, they were put there purposefully

>>735923479
Serves him right. Shouldn't ever be in the passing lane with that big ass living room on wheels. Assfag.

>>735923479

IF YOU KIDS DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CRASH THIS FUCKING VAN AND KILL US ALL

>>735919880
Cj.com , now that's a long time ago

>>735923608
They're in his fucking eye sockets, dude.

>>735922323
is this gameplay footage from Farcry 5?

>>735922502
Story on this?

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>>735919372
"Why does this keep happening to me?"

>>735917823
Kek
Bread

>>735924216
Security guard taking a nap I think. There is another camera angle to it but the file is too big.

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>>735917823
>hardest rekt of 2016

>>735923608
Are you retarded or just retarded?

>>735923608
Please don't be retarded

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>>735924262
>>735924262
some people never learn

>>735920272
damn what the fuck happened with the other two? what's the fuckin context?
not gonna watch this vid in full anways but holy shit this guy in the middle must have felt awful

>>735924599
Why is burple?

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>>735924519

>>735924599
>filename

They are fucking peaches you fucking IDIOT. I am sick of the stupidity on this board. What am I, in the crazy circus?

>>735924781
>millions of peaches
>peaches for free

>>735924689
Probably just such a burst of multi-wavelength electromagnetic radiation (light) that the Infrared sensor in the camera is picking up the fireball as off-color.

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>>735924781
spotted the muslim

>>735918401
I've always thought this was fake because getting ur hair pulled out like that would hurt so fucking bad and this bitch doesn't even flinch

>>735924415
> 59,704,882<59,938,284

>>735922502
>sleeping on the job

Typical indian

>>735922086
Gus wouldn't have sent in himself, he would have known exactly everyones location and send in a hardened dindu for maximum damage.

>>735922219
That fucking file name jesus.

>>735924781
They look like apples, to me. What proof or evidence do you put forward to support your case that they are peaches? I point to their appearance and color, which matches apples more closely.

>>735924087
No but its not a farcry from what id fucking do to the feminazis

>>735920188
eating while lurking in a rekt thread, wtf am i doing with my life

>>735924395
that means he knows that there was a camera yet he still sleeps?

>>735924898
>>735924998
Did the insane asylum get out early today? Obviously there is some kind of retard convention going on. How about taking the time to look? You've got eyes, try using it.

Stupid doesn't work on short supply I see. What are you, out of your gourd?

>>735918297
http://www.arkansasmatters.com/news/local-news/video-shows-attack-on-conway-12-year-old/493496017
Faces up to 20 years for this. fucking good. what a fucking pussy. Put this kid in front of me, even with his bitch ass knuckles and ill knock HIS fucking teeth into the back of his throat like he did to that poor 12 year old.

>>735920214
Arc Flash fused his skin to the metal.

>>735925094
Every other night was probably pretty boring, I would imagine

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>>735923775
I just LOVE the reaction of the guy all the way to the left

>>735925142
They're apples.

>>735924901
Ever got stomped in the nuts? Takes a few seconds for the pain to set in. At the end of the video, she's in the "shouldn't this hurt, like, REAL bad?" phase, which is right after the "did that... fuck, it did" phase.

Sorry, bit of a lurking newfag, but how do you turn on sound on webms? Do I download them?

>>735920472
fucking retard should have used a spoon

>>735923213
Uma delícia

>>735925256
Use your eyes instead of flapping your dumb gums, troglodyte.

What, is there a retard convention going on in your area?

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>>735924781
>>735924998
>>735925142

They are apples.

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>>735920662
I'm sorry for what I've done.

>>735920612
the heart basically pumps itself, the spinal cord tells it how fast. The brain receives about 10% of your blood so that is a fair amount

>>735925354
You're only hurting yourself, obviously willfull self blinding.

What is this, an idiot concert?

>>735920507

>>735922517
Much better with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onLV-2_yV7s

>>735919605
Thanks to that cuck an innocent got shot.

>>735923775
HEY! Whites ONLY!

>>735921070
you a dumb nigga
you do know gas tation suits are fireproof?

>>735925333
go back to the jungle and stay there

>>735925477
That's what I was thinking. If he'd kept his redneck ass to himself the store would have $300 less dollars and no dead people. What a fucking ass hole.

>>735922219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_Dwl1DrNn8

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>>735922872

>>735925548

fucking nigger gave the praying guy a kick in the ass, he asked for it

>>735925345
>>735925439
They're apples.

>>735922872
LMAO

>>735925420
Witnessed. May he ride into Valhalla, shiny and chrome...

>>735920830
Ohm my god, that was hilarious. I got a real charge out of it.

>>735917823
Ha,ha...nigger

>>735925834
>>735925354
What, did they put Uradian in the water where you two boneheads live? Get real.

>>735920517
atleast he was safe and had ear-plugs in

>>735925770
roaches can't do anything well

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>>735919353
>GTA physics

>>735925420
>a jew vs a nigger

>>735923775
AHAHAHAHA, he dropped that nigger like a sack of shit

>>735920507
Reply

>>735926158
fucking lost

>>735920507
fag

>>735921831
I like how both the employee's disappear under the desks lol. like a secret rabbit hole

>>735919353
The guy in the audi slammed his front right wheel into the back left wheel of the other car and it used it like a ramp. That shit went out of control the moment he hit that tire. He probably had no idea what the fuck just happened.

>>735925770
whoa this guys voice is better than planet earth

>>735922323
I've seen a good amount of these decapitation vids.
But I never question, what other reasons besides saving ammo do they need to decapitate the victim?

>>735924262
Pointe of know return

>>735922502
breaking a bat on his face. damn

>>735926312
Woah

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this be rekt

>>735926492
The entire purpose of those videos is to intimidate those who would stand against them. It's to serve as an example. It's intimidation for their enemies.

If you think that's bad, you haven't seen the cartel videos of the live dismemberment or live flaying. Who the fuck would stand against an organization that skins people alive and shit like that? It's scary and that's what they are trying to do, scare people into silence and compliance.

>>735924689
Nervegas burns burple

>>735925548
if i could i would give you a thumpsup

>>735924519
should have taken the escalator or elevator. I've heard they're pretty safe in china.

>>735925989
he cooked the man in suit well though

>>735926158
the moment the black car hits the dude somehow does look like ubisofts doing....

>>735925293
hey there, slightly older newfag here.
most of the webms i've seen don't have sound on them. if they do then they have the volume slider

>>735926158
have you ever hit so hard, suddenly made an olympic diving move

>>735922043
this is what freaks me out and I don't even ski

>>735919880
what happened there?

>>735925528
duck and WEAVE

>>735922323
context?

>>735926158
what an excellent place to park and check if everythings okay in the trunk.

>>735925528
are all black women bald? like seriously wtf every nigger fight

>>735926711
Ah, I get it now. Nice dubs btw.

>>735927201
snitches, snitched on em, get the ultimate penalty

>>735927007
Lost it

>>735921778
i doubt that he saw the next week. his burns are huge, this will cause a nasty infection or shock.

>>735925293
>>735927051
I seriously hope this is fucking bait. if it is im biting, no audio is aloud of 4chan because of fucking 12 year olds making moaning videos and shit.

>>735918871
he performed the magic trick well though

Please, don `t let the rek thread be dead

>>735927347
<3

>>735927347
i woulda done the same.

>>735927532
poor dude, RIP in peace

>>735922872
Kekaroni

>>735927566
You are so damm right

>>735927532
>>735922517
This is why you shouldn't be fat, yet we still push this "fat acceptance" bullshit, you're going to be the butt of every joke its just nature.

>>735925689
t. Jealous of my trips
Gib money or I report huehue

>>735920507
fuck

>>735918401
she should be glad she didnt lose any front teeth, stupid people

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>>735923700
>fuck this vacation

>>735927796
This is real bad

>>735919712

I knew a guy who was a highway patrol motorcycle cop. He got so many tickets on the job that they finally grounded him to dispatch.

Typical dumbass biker, I guess.

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>>735918297
This is why I own knives and fire arms
Upon the day that I get told I have a terminal illness I will hunt niggers and sandniggers until I drop

>>735918503
Teenage angst

>>735928116
Because you totally wouldn't be lying there knocked out from that hit you didn't see coming at all.

>>735927980
I have seen this very often, but I can 't understand, how someone believes, driving under a truck is a good idea

>>735928124
>that overreaction

Calm down woman its just semen

>>735928250
they are trying to test if the truck is full or empty

>>735928033
My god.... It 's just a nigger baby

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>>735918871
you gotta be pretty fucking retarded to think thats not fake

>>735928124
Nice.... Tough man

>>735921749
This is where cartoons writers get their ideas

>>735928124
yeah it shouldnt be this scary to get blasted in the face with the aids cannon

>>735927872
can someone explain the chemical reactions?

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>>735927599

>>735918346
>acid
>safe

>>735926701
kek fucking pedofag

>>735920507
Dik

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>>735928462
Funny, I'd have thought he'd have stronger front teeth.

>>735928638
Only sandniggers would do something like this to such a beautiful woman... That is waste man

>>735927347
legend

>>735928638
Is there a video of this?

>>735922502
"Go back to sleep!"

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>>735928916
>related

>>735928726
looks like PU foam, used for filling spaces, usually heat isolation purposses, highly flamable before fully dried

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>>735922219
dingalinga fucking idiot, if they didn't breed like rabbits they'd have all killed themselves by now

>>735922043
Alright, fuck that, i'm going to stick to baseball.

>>735928916
Oh man.... Why?

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>>735922323
Source pls

>>735928462
Holy shit

>>735928856
it is shopped animal slaughter, fish

>>735928729
Nice thumbnail newfag eat a nigger Dick

>>735923213
no :(

>>735922994
>the only way
Only if you don't have the proper tools. Dude should have go see a doctor

>>735929152
My reaction the first couple of times a dude ejaculated in my mouth.

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>>735927347
don't stad higher than a white person, nigger!

>>735929246
Just realized I fucked up here

>>735929064
just brows cartel murders on goregrish or bestgore newb

>>735929193
this dude is a pro

>>735929152
Why should a real man wants to do this?

>>735929347
Is this one of them magician tricks with the saw and stuff?

>>735929152
is this legit or a porn set?

>>735929152
man, that's not rape!!
Chick's just bladdered

>>735929193
White power

>>735929193
>>735923213
>>735923479

Your file names win

>>735926158
Why did he hold his nose?

>>735929522
thank (you)

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>>735928116

>>735925528
i getso horny from bald women
>>735922323
goddamn

>>735929492
But its not fun, its just ugly

>>735928638
its ok, they make halal

>>735927347
pay attention to his hand if you hadn't noticed

>>735928638
>>
how many newfags cant see this is a photoshop

>>735929193
>cod mod 5 trailer
fuckin right bitches

>>735921778
No, he's already dead

>>735929594
filmed with a fucking potato

>>735929511
Nigger are so damm stupid

>>735920472
I once had an ingrown toenail that got pretty bad and the removal was way cleaner than this. This dude didn't seem to be an expert

>>735925477
grandpa ? he just ducks and covers after gun sound

>>735923479
DEJA VU !

>>735929511
made me lol

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>>735929703
I think it's a girl but not sure.

>>735928638
this is a photoshop.

>>735929152
this is not "brutal" rape, it's just 2 guys taking advantage of a drunk cum dumpster. Still rape, of the beta male kind

>>735927872
not rekt, deliberate

>>735928726
found source, read subtitles for translation

>>735927872
Chipotle

>>735918297
This pisses me off so much. That fucken nigger would have to sucker punch me to even get one shot at me. He'd better hope that it kills me because Id make 100% sure that little punk ass nigger never walked again.

>>735929472
a legit porn set maybe?

>>735924935
>hardened dindu
kek