shit you would never tell anyone irl Part 2 I like both men

>>735915447
Congrats, you are literally every faggot.

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>>735915447
i know more girls like this actually, fukin gross

>>735915447
Wow that's such a crazy secret. Omggggg.

>>735915447
I prostituted myself once to a really old man in the back of a mall parking lot through a Craigslist ad "just for the experience" because I was a super edgy jaded teenager

it was kind of gross (just gave him a bj) because he was semi-flaccid and giving head is moderately uncomfortable because your head's down which makes your nose run and causes saliva to get everywhere which is gross but it totally is worth the money (I think around $200). I am now a good housewife, I go to church and we have a daughter. Nobody knows that I did this and this is probably the one thing I'll never openly admit

>>735915691
Ok

When I was younger I had sex with a girl that came to my house. I tried it in her butt.

I was perverted as a kid.

>>735915781
Tits, timestamp, or GTFO.

Meh I would never find another man sexy or would want to bang. That said I understand why some men are faggots women can be such illogical crazy bitches. Almost would make any man get up and just say I'm done. And as for traps we'll never banged one but won't rule it out if it looks like Carmen Electra or pornstar Lela star and had no penis.

>>735915781
Fucking hot

>>735915781
I'll give you 300 but I more than just head.

>>735915922
you wish little boy

I was sexually assaulted twice, each time by my best friend at the time. Each one in the exact same location, one male, one female. The events occurs years apart however.

>>735916261
What are you male or female?
also greentext

>>735916261
Hmmm details

I shove shampoo bottles is my ass, I'm a straight guy

>>735916651
Dude what is your issue with spamming this. We get it.

>>735916359
Male, I've greentexted the guy one before, and I don't have time to greentext the female one. Basically my best friend and I were all over eachother for a trip with our friends to a cabin in the woods that one of my friends rents every year. She slept on the floor the first two nights, but convinced me to let her share the couch with me the 3rd. I have a girlfriend, so I'm not trying to fuck her, but I was also well aware she was trying to fuck me. Assume it'll be fine and that there's no problem with sharing the couch cause we are facing opposite directions, and it's not like we're spooning or anything. After we talk till like 2, we decide to go to sleep, and she shifts down so her ass is closer to my groin. I think nothing of it and try to go to sleep. After a while I feel her shift down and start pushing her ass against my dick, while also feeling at it with one hand. She's fingering herself with the others. Don't want to ruin her life cause we're with all of our other friends, and my girlfriend is a good friend with her and the rest of them. Don't tell anyone and try to shift out of the way. Eventually I feel her twitching cause she came. She shifts back up and we go back to sleep.

>>735916835
She sends me "accidental" nudes a lot too, with mirrors in the background and shit.

>>735915447
i routinely catfish women and turn them into dominatrixes for the promise of a being a sugardaddy who's into it, when in reality i have a girlfriend who i've been with for 5 years and live with.

>>735916835
Were you creeped or aroused?

also male one :)

>>735916959
Aroused for both, but very creeped for the male one afterwards

>>735917126
Explain what happened with male. ;)
pls

>>735916959
Male one was same place on the same pull out couch, this time pulled out to be a bed. He was more violent. Pulled me by the hair and made me suck his dick. Also originally shoved his hands down my pants and pulled me closer as he grinded his dick against my ass while he jerked me off. That one gave me real panic attacks for a while, but I'm adjusted back to normal now.

>>735917284
I should mention it was just me and him in the cabin that time cause everyone else had already gone home. He grabbed me from the shower.

>>735917370
I've greentexted that before, someone may have screenshots.

>>735917284
>>735917370
err..is this fiction?

Why did you not fight back?

Is this friend of yours gay?

>>735917450
If anyone has similar stories, I'm quite the fan of them.

>>735917559
I did fight back.
He is gay.
I would give more detail if I had the time/battery to do so.

>>735917601
me too

>>735916226
Yeah we all do that's why we asked you fedora cunt shave your neck.

OP is a phag. literally this time

>>735917660
You liked it though.

>>735915447
Straight guys don't explore. We like pussy, sweet wet pussy. Bi men do.

>>735917714
I did once he had me under his control. I have a rape fetish now from that.

>>735917746
This

>>735916226
>Little boy

Sure thing granny. You're boring and a liar. Get on back to those trap threads.

>>735917746
maybe you don't mind a blowjob?

>>735917660
Was he Muslim. They rape boys too.

>>735918148
Nope, he was white.

4chan is a slippery slope, you watch the porn you get interested in something new.

you always want what you dont have.

Never had a sexual notion towards males, moved to thailand, got on 4 chan, saw ladyboys, saw traps.

first time had a big drunk night got locked out of the hotel so went out for a bender and ended up staying at a ladyboys. If you don't see the dick it's like its not there.

never found the male body attractive, but a guy has his g spot in his ass so ofcourse you are going to enjoy a dick in your ass (not that i've tried) just had girlfriends finger

I'm semi-pedo
Still primarily into adult women.
7-12yo girls bodies get me horny, and I really REALLY wish that weren't the case. I avoid cheese pizza, don't fap to fantasies about kids, actually try to shutter that part of my mind away.
Can't get professional therapy for it though without fucking up my life because even doctors label people with this issue as monsters.
I jist want to be fucking normal.

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I'm obsessed with impregnation.

i'm vegan

The only reason im still with my gf is because every time i try and break up with her, she begs and offers to do anything. Ive been spending the last 6 months pushing her to the limits and anytime she says no i just tell her its over, and she immediately gives in. Ive done fucked up shit to her. Why am i like this?

I've been screwing over drug dealers in Vancouver BC Canada for the past 4-5 years.

I've exposed their tax evasion, perjury in court, lies they tell about one another, their acts of theft and extortion.

One of them even faked cancer to get medical pot, but remains unpunished because he is snitching on all of his friends.

For the 'snitch', I've also exposed his acts of fraud, resulting in others litigating him, and having his lawyers license to practice law suspended back in July 2013.

More, or a link to his JewTube channel (where he censors and blocks anyone who disagrees with him.

All that, and I have two pet rabbits.

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>>735919221
Ahh You monster

>>735919281
You want to end that one real quickly.

Other than manipulating her what have you done to her that is so fucked up?

>>735918752
Same!!! I love the idea of getting someone pregnant and I like fuckint pregos

>>735919307
link and moar

>>735919429
At this point i dont really want to end it because i get whatever i want.

I make her give me head all the time. Almost anytime we go on a long drive she has to give me road head.

Ive made her skip family events to hang out with me.

Ive pissed on her. Im not even into that i just wanted to see if she would let me do it.

Ive cheated on her multiple times, and once i came home and made her suck my dick that was still covered in cum and pussy juice.

Ive tied her up naked and left her there for hours.

Just a few of the things

When I was a teenager, I found out I had pedo fantasies. I stay away from the porn but read the erotic stories. Sickens me that it turns me on. Have light gay fantasies. Mostly about giving head and oral creampies. Have seen guys on craigslist for it a couple times. Pretty embarrassed. Kissing a guy and anal is not a turn on though. Never done that.

>>735919281
um, want to post any pictures? sans face of course. i dont want her humiliated.

>>735919793
Its weird because i can picture myself sucking a dick, i actualy crave it, but the thought of kissing another man makes me sick

>>735919709
Dude you need to stop.

>>735919887
Why

>>735919875
same here. i'd take a hard pass on kissing. any kind of intimacy, hugging, massage, whatever. just not a turn on at all.

>>735920001
Im not sure how i would actually react if i had a cock in my face though. Idk.. maybe someday i will find out

>>735915447
When I was younger, I found my mother's dildo, shoved it in my ass. Some of the plastic broke, so I just put it back like it didn't happen.

>>735919281
Like what?

>>735915447
If fags are born fags (every fag believes this)
Why do fags try to convert every person they fantasy fuck in their heads?

Homosex is born Homosex

>>735920167
I posted some things a little bit above. But essentialy anything i want sexually she does or i threaten to break up with her.

Any ideas on how i could push her further

>>735919480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccxrSODUT_w

This guy faked cancer, lies in court, and censors anyone who disagrees with him.

Go and ask him on his channel "Why did Kirk Tousaw have his lisence to practice law suspended on July 18 2013?" and then go ask the same question at www.cannabisculture.com, but with your Facebook account. Warning: Your FB profile will be flagged as fake and you'll have to supply photo ID to unlock your profile.

>>735920255
It's exciting

>>735919932
>>735919709
>>735919281
You're a legend OP. Keep up the good work.

In all honesty your probably a sociopath of sorts.

I like girls sucking shemales (very feminine ones) but I can't be turned on by seeing a shemale being fucked by another guy or shemale.

My head just tell me gurl + shemale = normal sex with double the boobs.

>>735920735
Im fairly certain i am.

>>735920657
I once beat the shit put of my good friends bff because he was drunk and wouldn't stop trying to kiss me

Its fine to think about "exciting" things like that

But if you try to convert the wrong person, you ded

I currently have a job and I keep going on job interviews just to see if I can get the woman that is interviewing me to go out for drinks then fuck her brains out. I'm currently at 297 interviews and 65 drinks and fuck.

>>735921048
There is no way I would force myself onto someone like that.

Also I don't I would beat someone up for trying to forcibly come onto me. That is excessive and somewhat insensitive.

>>735921374
feelings r for pussies

hes a big gay fucking faggot and he makes me feel awful and i hate him

>>735921460
No feelings are for Human Beans.

>>735918667
Glad you're controlling your urges and not watching pizza or hurting kids. But I don't get it. Why not just be into really thin emaciated asians? Will you ever get help or is your goal to suppress forever?

When you see huge tits and fat ass you don't get horny? What is it about adult women that doesn't interest you?

>>735919875
Weird? No, gay, yes.

When i was 13 i was forced into a sexual relationship with my teacher.

She was this middle aged women, who lived in my neighborhood and new my parents. My parents were pretty strict.

This kid had given my some cherry bombs to give to this other kid to set off during an assembly we were having later in the day.

Somehow she finds out and confiscates them. At the end of the day i beg her not to tell my parents and that i cant get detention because my parents will ground me forever.

She says fine anon come to my house after school today.

Im thinking shes going to just make me do some chores.

I knock on her door and she lets me in, i ask if she needs me to mow her lawn she says no, take off your clothes.

What?

Take of your clothes, she repeated.

So i did, she blows me, then she lays me on the bed and gets on top of me and rides me.

She wasnt hot. Her body was eehh..

After that it just felt like she was finding excuses to get me in trouble so i would have to come over and make up for it.

>>735920579
Tell us what's the most extreme thing you've done. I'll give you ideas from there.

>>735922482
I posted a seperate thread on this

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>>735915447
I washed out of the military twice before I even turned 20, both for the same reason.
>couldn't hack it, started talking about suicide, had a civilian record of psychiatrist visits and one psych ward visit to prove that I was unfit for service.
I'm 28 now. The 2nd and last time I washed out was from the Army during AIT in 2008.

>>735915447
I've only had sex with hookers.

The stigma surrounding prostitution in the US is unreasonably strong. Also, I don't need people knowing I have no fucking game.

>>735923217
At least you made it to basic.

I backed out the morning I was supposed to go to MEPS. Recruiter was understandably disappointed. I didn't even try to hack it.

I love watching handjobs and blowjobs. I prefer hj/bj scenes over regular fucking scenes. There's nothing more attractive to me than a woman working a cock with her mouth and hands. I also like when they inspect, compare and measure them.

>>735922313

You're a lucky fucker nothing better than a horny older lady to show you the ropes

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>>735923675
I had no other choice either times. I absolutely *had* to go, otherwise I'd have been homeless. It took some time, but I've just about gotten over the shame and guilt of having quit.

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>>735922313
>she blows me

Lel

>>735923800
I was terrifying at the time, but i guess ya it helped me know how to fuck. As the girls my age started to progress sexually they would brag about how much better i was than the other guys

>>735919932
Because it's fucked up to do it to someone who doesn't enjoy it. Its way more fulfilling to be in a relationship where you do that shit not as a punishment but as something the other person enjoys.

>>735924684
I dont give a fuck about that

>>735925098
Edgy.

calm down arty

>>735915447
I've slept with several of my blood relatives and quite a few of my in-laws. Regret nothing.

>>735925265
story time? greentext cousin

>>735916899
Please share these accidents

In high school i had a crush on this girl but my friend started dating her. My friend had overly religous parents so i told them he was gay and kept coming on to me, and when he wouldn't stop bothering me i threatened to tell them, and thats why he got a gf to cover for himself.

They believed me and sent him away to a boarding school to reform faggots.

I quickly swooped in and stole his gf

When I was 14 my friend and I would let an old guy (like 50) eat our pussies for cigaretts and beer.

>>735926415

green text the first time

My daughters friend (15) openly flirts with me. (Im divorced) my daughter knows and hates that her friend does it. What my daughter doesnt realize is ive been fucking her friend for months, and thats the reason she's basically been living here the past few months

>>735926415
Why can't I meet people like this?

>>735927108
You'd have to leave the basement

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>>735915447
I sometimes let my brother cum on my legs or backs. It depends. We never had sex or anything. But once he asked me and I said Yes. Since then we have been doing this. Pic is my legs

>>735927629
How many backs do you have?

>>735927774
kek

>>735927576
I don't live in a basement you slack jawed wall eyed faggot.

>>735927629
nudes of u

>>735927774
You got it.. Was a typo

>>735917660
Fag

>>735918667
your sick get help and get put away do your community a favour

I'm not sexually attracted to black women but I like to watch them take showers and would want to join them too.

>>735926509
>>735927108
>he lived in the trailer park behind my street.
>My friends brother used to work with him and would hang out after work.
>They smoked pot and would give us cigaretts if we were around
>One summer we wanted to drink but couldnt find anyone to buy it for us. He did.
> We started going by and it started kind of innocent. We offered to show him our tits for a pack of smokes. He agreed and that's what started it.
> One day we were hanging out and he asked to see our bush instead.
> next time he asked if one of us would give him a blowjob we refused.
> He asked my friend if he could go down on her and she kind of agreed. ( shes a big girl and had never had sex)
>guy ate her out. My friend talked me into it.
>It was kind of gross thinking about an old guy eating my pussy
> however it was head and he was pretty good at it.
>we never fucked him - I promise

>>735928822
This. You can also get chemically castrated which will kill the desire.

>>735927629
Greentext plz

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>>735929271
more stories?

I want to be eaten by a girl I'm ashamed and confused why oh why me...

>>735930514
Tits or gtfo

>>735931023
This is an 18+ board. GTFO

>>735931023

You are too old for him.

>>735915447
My cars friend tried to finger me in the mom of my back

>>735923360
where can i find an escort online??

>>735925504
Which do you want to hear about, in laws or family?

>>735932314
backpage.com

>>735915447
your a faggot. Please stop trying to make more faggots

>>735932326
fam

>>735915447
how're those daddy issues coming along?

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>>735932186
>My cars friend tried to finger me in the mom of my back
>mfw

>>735932367
they got rid of their escort page

>>735932818
Look under their dating section you stupid fuck

>>735925265
It's this just how your family is or did you have to *convince* them?

This is the 3rd year in a row I'm going to try and convince my girl to suck off my kinda virgin best friend I've known since I was 12 for his birthday. We're in our 30s. He's not even an ugly guy either. I just used to watch a ton of porn with him growing up and my biggest fantasy is to have her such my dick and his dick at the same time. I want to feel his cock against mine while I jizz in my girls mouth. Maybe this will be the year!

>>735933195
Cuck

I want to suck a dick.

>>735927576

Lol I love how retards say all you have to do to get laid is to "get out"

>be 19 yo
>drive old but pretty as fuck car
>have job
>be in pretty good shape
>be metal musician obsessed with guitar
>still can't get laid while almost all my friends do

as painful as it was, i'm glad i gave up on this shit, i won't have some dumb oldfags' leftovers

When I was in my 20s I dealt meth. I had a customer that could never afford her shit and I was tired of fucking her. After I turned her down one night and told her to gtfo she starts a breakdown. Crying screaming pleading saying crazy shit. Before I get her out the door she offers me her daughter for sex. How old I ask. 9. I tell her 100$ worth of shit if i get to fuck her pussy 50$ for oral. She wants the hundred. She goes to her car and gets her daughter. She tells her I'm gonna do stuff to her and it's ok and she has to do it for mommy. She held her daughters hand and cried with her as I fucked her as hard and fast as I could. When I came I pushed my dick as far into her as I could. My sheets were a bloody mess but i wasn't mad about it. I gave her 150$ worth of shit and told her to come back anytime for that deal. She came back atleast two dozen times before she stopped coming at all. She got a lot of meth from my pocket but I feel I got the better deal. I would have given her more if she asked but she never did.

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>>735933331
It's not a cuck thing because I'm pretty sure I'm more hung, better looking, and between him and I definitely more alpha. It's more of a bro bonding thing I guess. Am I a lil heteroflexible cuz of it, probably, but cuck fuck no.

>>73593232 bump for fam greentext

>>735933446
Download and read Models by Mark manson. Easy to find. It'll change your mom existant game.

>>735933648
Do it with someone you buy not someone you buy shit for.

Otherwise you are a cuck.

>>735932978
Thank you senpai......how do i go about getting one? like which ones are legit and not cops. i knew of backpage but never used it. always wanted to try

>>735933842
Don't get an Asian one or black one. If they say they are TER reviewed look em up they are probably legit. What do you need to know?

>>735932560
Hell no, I do not have father issues

>>735933381
I like you.

>>735934030
why not an asian? and basically how exactly to know its not a sting, how to contact them about metting up and how to pay in a way that doesnt make it prostitution. also what is TER?

>>735921733
>Human Beans
>Beans
>Green Beans
>Black Beans
>Green Beans
>Pinto Beans
Just listening a few types of them. Continue in.

>>735933648
You are my kind of person.

>>735933446
But are you good looking tho?

>>735933451
Never happened

>>735933841
Funny part is I haven't worked in 5 months and my girl been paying bills. Honestly it's ok not worried about him out performing me because he's a kinda virgin because he has erection issues and cuz of that he lives like a robot and hasn't had a girl in well ever. Just chicks he's fooled around with that I've brought over. I'm probably sexually attracted to sharing a girl with him and having a heteroflexible mfm the most out of all this. I really should just come out and say it to the both of them but it's been three years of trying to make it happen somehow.

>>735923800
Hell yeah. Nooses have never been any cheaper this year.

>>735934185
The ads for Asians are never their real pic and the ones you'll meet are gonna be a lot older. Go to a hotel do not talk about money put it on a table and immediately demand all clothes come off. If she hesitates tell her look I'm paying you for nude modeling now please take off your clothes. You should be good.

TER is the erotic review... Basically a review site where members review hookers. If they are on there they are legit.

I think it helps to know if few thing abouts me before I tell the story; I am a sociopath,I don't have any friends and I am very much an introvert.

I had a girlfriend (which my parents still do not know about) .she wasn't particular healthy (I believe she had some sort of heart condition, i Will never know the truth though).she was a few months order than me .

She died when she was 17 (I'm currently turning 20 in the next few months ).

We'll, I'm considering comiting suicide in the coming months because of her loss.

I'm struggling to live with out her.
She was my Queen and I was her Knight.
Now ,I have no one to serve.

I think my GF is ready to let me go because she thinks I am only with her for convenience, yet she stays with me out of convenience. So we both have imagined different lives and are waiting on the other to bail out so we don't have to feel guilty about it. I'm simply waiting for my chance to see if my false notion that a person has an interest in me and her family is behind an idea that we should hook up, but due to the nature of it all, they want me to approach it, but because of my position I can't without heat consequences, so I'm waiting for their move...

And time just goes by.

>>735934703
You should kill yourself if your referring to yourself as her knight. Fuck that was cringe as fuck.

>>735934350
Whatever makes you feel better

>>735934291
Yeah

>>735934977
Show pics

I am one of the paid trolls that helped Trump get elected.

I only get arroused thinking about my aunt my male cousin or 1 of my female cousins

>>735934696
Okay I just registered on TER. How do I use it? and if they take off their clothes, sex is a go?

>>735935053

Sounds like a bad idea to post pics of myself here

I think it's because I'm well..mysterious, I don't speak much because all my thoughts have been a HUGE mindfuck for some time now, I see other people just speaking about normal mundane things and I back away because I don't have any good things to say

Being like this helps with musical inspiration but no so much with social interaction, at least not when meeting new people who are unaware of my mindfuck

>>735933451
What'd the daughter look like? How was she handling being railed? Did it become easier for her or for her mother? Was her mother always holding her hand?

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>>735935968
What?

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>>735920579
Dude pimp her out make some money

>>735936279

ez mode; i'm a crazed young metal musician who's good looking and fit but frustrated at my unability to get laid, I wanted to go to escorts but once I had the job and money I backed out because the cheaper ones were ugly and I'm too cheap to go to a better looking/more expensive one

>>735936917

ugly and twice my age**

>>735920749
This

My gf loves nudes being taken of her. I love showing them on kik to randoms. She doesn't know hundreds of guys have seen her pussy

>>735937056
kik?

>>735934937
The relationship that we had was . . different.
She kept me stable,
she kept me from slaughtering every one.

>>735937056
Post here, nigger.

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>>735937569

>>735937569
I'm not gone as far as you are, but i can understand the loneliness... At least before dying live dangerously, try skydiving (a good way to die too), go to a metal festival, go beat up a gangbanger...

>>735935405
Look at reviews, find one you like, call em and book an appointment.

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using my sis as a cum dumpster for months now and she doesn't have a clue

>>735939143
story? also any nudes?

>>735915447
"Hey I really like spending time with you, do you wanna go to the movies or eat something one day ?"

>I get off most from "forced bi" and "sissy training" porn
>Jacked off while smelling sisters used panties and socks
>Have came on my own face, and eaten my cum numerous times, often imagining Im getting sprayed by futa versions of my female friends
>Im really attracted to those really slutty teens that are developed but only aged 14-17
>i secretly wish my female friends would feminize me and then make me suck cock with them

>>735918752
>>735919440

HAVE KIDS THEN FFS!

>>735919337
kek

my gf pegs me,
strangle sex
i dress up as a slut, she loves it

idk
not really a secret, i don't mind telling pple who aren't sexually autistic.

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>>735939389
not much to say. just the right amount of sleeping pills in her drink and i have my way with her.
of course got to be very careful

>>735939770
so no nudes?

>>735934703
>She was my Queen and I was her Knight.

This is all the reason you need to want to fucking kill yourself.

>>735925265
SWEET JESUS TELL ME MORE

>>735939770
hair or shaved/?

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>>735939865
this creepshot good enough
>>735939935
shaved

>>735939536
What do you mean?

Is that mean to be a caption?

>>735940150
yess maybe one from the front?

>>735935968
Lol wat

>>735934703
Dude there are plenty of vaginas out there. Get your dick wet first and see if there's another "queen" first.

>>735915447
I'm bi curious and hopefully i'll find a cute and smart men. But i've told it several time to friends, therefore this statement doesn't fit in this thread. Bye

>>735940414
You are my kind of person.

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gra/ndxxxa/uto.com enjoy

>>735940414
what were your friends reactions.

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>>735940549
Fuck off

>>735935968
>I don't speak much because all my thoughts have been a HUGE mindfuck for some time now

Came to thred for this. Pls anon say more things.

>>735940414
Have you any a many cute and smart men?

>>735935968
>>735940414
Disregard entire thread

Obligatory new topic is these anons

Speak to us, please

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>>735940277
maybe this front one right now?

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My best friend told me to fix his computer because it was slow and i found a folder labeled "stuff"

I clicked it thinking nothing bad would happen or be in it and found at least 2k pics and vids of gay porn, and a notepad with links to gay porn

He's never been in a relationship and says hes straight, everyone thinks hes straight and i did too until then, but i havent told him and probably wont because idc if hes gay and its not my business to tell anyone either

>>735923360
how you find em?

>>735933040
Alcohol with a few, accidental dick pic to one, two were kinda young so I manipulated their adoration of me.

>>735941178
can i see her pussy?

>>735926159
Holy shit this is gold

I caught my sister doing some messed up shot for our older brother. He would buy her thing and slutty clothes for her to wear and jack of to them in front of her. I'm not sure how long this had been going but I decided to put a camera in the living room, and my sister's room and played games in my room in the basement. I'm usually pretty loud and I left music playing in my room when I caught them after trying to get some water. I tried to make sure I was constantly yelling so they knew I was down stairs.

Watched the video later that night. My brother had a pocket pussy that she was jacking him off with. She wore some slutty clothes with her was completely visible. They went to her room and put anal beads inside of her and she would say things like, I love your cock and feed me cum. Ended with him finishing or her face and telling her to leave the beads in for the rest of the day.

Never told anyone beacsue my brother was helping us pay the bills and was ready to help me pay for school.

>>735941192
you're a good friend

>>735941429
find me on omegle with sisfucker

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>>735941192
You are admirable.

Were there any signs of him being gay?

>>735941639
can't u just post it here? you got a throwaway kik?

>>735941762
yes pls

>>735941178
vagina pls?

>>735941565
>>735941757
thanks

absolutely no signs of him being gay, when talking about girls he has gone along with it and even rated girls

hes not a fag or anything hes a regular dude and i wouldve never guessed, but he is pretty reserved

>>735940688

Why?

>>735942112
Would you ever confront him about it?

>>735915447
Look here! >>735942222

>>735942368
No thanks. I like My men Manly and My Women effeminate.

>>735942320
Nope

we all like shit behind closed doors idc what are behind his doors hes still my bro

>>735941762
busy

>>735942682
I would show him support.

>>735942891
u got a throwaway kik to keep in touch?

>>735915447
>I am so obsessed with idea of straight men being converted to liking men
I'm gay, but that's too fucking gay. You could fill an entire pride parade with your faggotry.

Enjoy your AIDSx1000000

Go here and post the following comment:

"Why did Kirk Tousaw have his license to practice law suspended on July 18 2013?"

This is a cancer faking drug dealer I've been screwing with for the past four years. I've fucked him over multiple times, and he still doesn't have a clue where all of his bad luck is coming from.

He'll delete your comment, then likely throw a temper tantrum.

>>735943280
I'm obsessed with bicuriosity even in women

>>735942891
I am sure motherfucker is doing it right now

>>735915447
My girlfriend's gay friend recently got divorced and has been staying with us for the past three months. She's been pressuring me to fuck him because he's gay and he hasn't had any action in months. I'm not gay but I gave in and occasionally give him a blow job and hand job anyways since he's a nice guy. Now I'm being pressured into going all the way with him. I've been saying no and now my girlfriend has offered to help him out. It's been three weeks now since they started having sex. Should I just go full gay and help him out? Fuck my life.

>>735943131
>>735943482
anon is a fag or selfish

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>>735943711
Nigga, really?

>>735944035
Yeah, really...

>>735944353
kill yourself betacuck

>>735915447
what about men turned into tgirls

>>735944506
Eww

see >>735942541

>>735915447
I feel like I'm going dumber every day that passes and have no will to take back my intelligence or education, I just sit in front of a computer and hope I get cancer.

>>735944353
Have a threesome, get them to both suck your dick at the same time while you cup both of their asses. Damn I am hard.
If true you are lucky.

I dated a girl for a year whose fetish was wearing and using diapers.

>>735943711
dude is your girlfriend in any way hyper sexual , a bitch cocksucking harlot cunt nigger or is this bait? People don't really need help to get sex, it's healthy to masturbate but you only die if you can't take a piss.

>>735944485
Or how about you kill yourself instead? Think about it.

>>735944858
Threesome sounds like a good idea actually. I just don't want him to violate my anus though.

>>735945086
She's not and this isn't bait. They've been friends since grade six so she just really cares and wants to help him.

>>735945677
I may like men, but I certainly do like things up my ass.
You can make him bottom for you.

>>735935968
kek u wot m8

>>735946163

what's wrong with you?

>>735940150
keep posting your sister in the sis thread when this dies

>>735942604

>>735922313
At least you aren't like those pussies these days that end up spilling the story to everyone. And they are fucking hotties too. If you are getting fucked by a middle aged women in your teens, shut the fuck up and like it.

>>735946493
anon is using her on omegle right as we speak

>>735945677
>>735945983
Do NOT. I don't want to be penetrated lol.

Anyone here bicurious?

>>735941486
How old? Do they still do it?

>>735915447
mom fonger car friend

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>>735947596
Dude?

I owe my parents money and will pay them back. My mom decided that I should be subject to random drug tests until the debt was paid(years of debt) . I told her that I was going to kill myself and deploy a time bomb data dump of every horrible thing she, my father, my brother, my ex wife and everything that I know they had done in their life and how it contributed to my death. That it would be so bad my family would have to move away.

Then I screamed at her to hang up the fucking phone. I then drove to the gas station and sent her a selfie saying that if she wanted to see what control was like I would show her. She called and begged me to stop driving. I told her she wasn't going to find me at home(my apartment) and hung up.

I drove to a gun store and took a picture of the exterior and texted her. She was begging me to stop. Text back "don't worry I'm just browsing" . Walked in and browsed handguns chatting with the sales man.

Called her when I was leaving and told her that it was in fact not going out of business, just remodeling so she would know it will continue to be open. She told me not to worry about the drug tests, and I cried and said I just wanted to live a normal life.

The adrenaline rush was fucking insane. The comedown was one of the worst experiences of my life. You shouldn't fuck with someone with bipolar disorder. She had gotten everyone out of the house incase I came to kill them. I had to explain that I only hate myself, and that I would never physically harm anyone but myself. No one controls me. She was trying to change our repayment deal and exert control over my life. I can be an evil mother fucker.