Did you ever catch your parents having sex?

>>735914846
Only part of them.

Does it count if they wanted it to happen

>be 6
>wake up to dad sucking my tiny dick
does that count?

Not visual only sound...that counts??

>catch

Does it count if I woke up while having sex with my parents?

>>735914846
Those are some very good looking pancakes

>>735914846
couldn't sleep one night, heard my parents fuck, my dad cums loudly, then a buzzing sound. i guess not managing to finishing of the partner runs in the family

>>735914846
if by sex you mean eating those rice cooker pancakes, then no.

But i want to. shit always looks so good

No but I caught myself fucking my mom

>>735914846

nope, but my dad did once walk in as I was balls deep in my gf

>>735915829

did he give you a high five during? or at least a thumbs up?

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>>735914846
Oh god, yeah, I used to be obsessed with them having sex. Mostly because I have a stepmom. She's not hot really, but not fugly, and they fucked like rabbits when they first got married.

Used to tape record, audio only and fap later. Saw them maybe 4 or 5 times total but couldn't hang around. Never video taped.

Stopped trying when I saw her fucking my dad with a strapon. I was so confused and angry at that age I later went and found it and threw it in the trash.

They never said anything to me though.

Was disgusted and horrified at the time but now pegging is my fetish. Go figure.

I did dress up in my stepmom's lingerie a few times and fap. Never went further than that though.

She had a vibrator in her bedside drawer and I heard her using it in the bath a few times.

Dad wore magnum condoms. Alas, mine didn't get that big.

>>735914846
Dude, those pancakes look incredible.

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>>735916154

>>735914846
I wanna eat those pancakes

i dont care, i want that doughnut pancake

>>735914846
With each other or with me?

No but I heard my sister and her bf fucking in the room next to me multiple times. Recorded it, use it often

>>735916580

That's a Dutch Baby. Learn your pastries.

>>735916304
They look wrong - unnaturally fat and smooth, probably too sweet as well.

>>735915909

he shuffled off confused and embarrassed

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>>735916742
what.

>>735916742
>Dutch Baby
They don't look anything like a dutch baby - dutch babies look like yorkshire puddings

>>735914846
Yes i even joined them one time

>>735916757
Can you enjoy anything you autistic fuck?

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>>735916896
Their Japanese pancakes. I guess you can make them in a rice cooker. They look awesome

>>735916580
Turns out it's a pancake made in a rice cooker.
http://kirbiecravings.com/2016/08/rice-cooker-pancake.html
>>735917021
Well, I'm enjoying triggering you

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>>735916304
Now a pancake thread

>>735914846
Our gawd, please kill summer.


No dipshit, they've been dead 20 yrs. Look, preteen, your mother eats cum and rims. Your dad will fuck anything that moves except your mom.

Deal with it.

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>>735915343
This

>>735917107
I'm just baffled you used what little energy you have to move your sausage fingers across your grease covered keyboard to give an opinion. Have a cookie for all your hard work. :^)

>>735914846


I've seen too much niggers in mom's bedroom

>>735915378
I was over at a friend once and we had to take something from the parents' room. Heard something buzzing from the closet - vibrator that was on.
Your story reminded me of it, thanks

>>735917626
Deep breaths anon - it'll all be ok

>>735915829
slept over at my ex girlfriend when I was 17 once. We didn't tell her parents and my ex was cowgirl on top, no coverage of the blankets. Her mom walked in, laughed said oops and left the room. We never talked about it again and I sort of forgot it.

>>735917809
*shits violently all over room*

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Was upstairs playing WoW, finish raiding Molten Core pretty hype as I got perdition's blade, decide to get comfy and take it easy the rest of the night.
Think "oh i'll grab some snacks and the lord of the rings box set and watch the first movie"
Boxset was in the living room so make my way downstairs, walk into the living room see my mom sucking my dads dick, my dad says something like "for fucks sake" my mom bursts out laughing. Say "can't you guys do shit like that in your room?" walk across living room, grab box set and go upstairs.
Don't know whether to feel embarrassed or what
At least they never brought it up or anything.
Still makes me cringe though.

Going to try this shit for breakfast tomorrow in my rice cooker.

If it works and it comes out good it will be my go to method for pancakes

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>>735914846

>>735918820
what a mess.

>>735915343
Anybody know where I can get some?

>>735918820
French toast?

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>>735917171

>>735918194
What does that have to do with pancakes?

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>>735914846

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>>735919287
Mom made breakfast, after.

>>735918885
GIS says they a re rice cooker pancakes.... you need a rice cooker

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>>735914846
>>735919287
>>735919541

>>735914846
When I was in high school I use to jack off to nude pics of my mom some were pretty raunchy. They were in my parents drawer.

When I was 14 I was watching tv in my room one night when I heard noises coming from the living room. I went to check it out and saw a sheet hanging, blocking the entrance to the room. I could hear what was obviously my mother breathing heavily and gasping. I peeked through the sheet and saw my mother lying on the floor and being eaten out by her boyfriend. My mother was 38 and chubby, but still well put together. She had large D cup tits and a shaved pussy.

At 14 I was totally inexperienced, sexually so this made my dick rock hard. I was in shock but more excited than I had ever been.

After her boyfriend was done eating her out, they sat up and began making out. My mom put her hand down her boyfriend's underwear to jerk his cock. He laid down and my mother pulled off his tighty whities, revealing his really big dick and huge balls. I knew he had something going on down there since he always had a really big bulge in his jeans. His dick was probably 7-8 inches, but as thick as a soda can, or damn close.

I watched my mom lower herself and begin sucking his big, fat dick slowly and passionately. She was lying on her side with the front of her body facing me as I continued peeking and jerking off. I kept staring at her big tits and pussy area, getting harder at her chubby belly. She kept sucking more aggressively until her boyfriend signaled her and lied flat on his back.

My mom climbed on top and began riding him and grinding him like a porn star. She must have loved his dick because her moans turned into heavy grunting. This went on for about 15 minutes until he came inside of her.

As they lay next to each other on the floor, I kept kept jerking off until I came while staring at my mother's fully nude body.

The following morning the sheet was still there. I peeked and watched her give him a full blowjob.

>be me
>at family party
>everyone gets drunk then leaves
>thankfuck.png
>be 3am
>go into kitchen
>mums heroin addict boyfriend doing her from behind on old sofa
>mfw
>walk to dads down the street and sleep

>>735914846
I cock-blocked my step-dad on one of the only 2 times he had gotten his dick wet in 11 years.

>>735920452
And I almost guarantee that I prevented another sibling that day.

>>735920371
this story was bad
I'm sorry anon, you seem like cool guy

>>735915747
Nice

>>735915829
One time my mother hear me fucking an ex gf (when she were already an ex). Then confront me for the loud sounds in the night

>>735914846
My parents make me watch them have sex every night before I go to bed.

>>735917034
>their

kill yourself

>>735915343
They look like donuts in disguise

>>735914846
my parents were such nobles and catholics i dont even know how the fuck i exist

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE PANCAKES THAT FLUFFY

I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS NOW BUT AT MOST I CAN GET 1.5 CM OR AND IT FUCKING SUCKS

DO YOU HAVE SOME MAGICAL PANCAKE DUST OR DOES IT JUST HAVE MORE SEMEN?

>>735921385
rice cooker.

>>735921385
you idiot fuck em with mixer for few mins

>>735921385
its just coincidence but ive created 3cm thick omlette 10mins ago , just fucking that mass with mixer for long and then cooking slowly under pressure