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Ages of 4chan? Turned 18 not too long ago.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ages of 4chan? Turned 18 not too long ago.
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>>735899658
You should be underage b& on principle.
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>>735899658

40, in an open marriage, and hoping to make love to a 19yo qt ginger today. Wish me luck!
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>>735899728
You've been blessed with dubs anything could happen
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>>735899728
Pics?
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43
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>>735899658
54
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>>735899728
37 divorced here
why are you still married?
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6 and a half, but I'm tighter than a 2 year old
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31
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>>735899658
36
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25
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>>735899728
Good luck man.. Try and get sum pics for your /b/ros...
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19
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>>735900444
Nice trips
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19 but is started coming here when i was 15
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>>735899658
28
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>>735900565

Are you the ginger qt anon was talking about?
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>>735899728
Your wife is a cuck
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>>735900781

Then so am I, I guess. We cuck each other. Lol
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>>735899658
18 last October

just did a physics a level and i feel like i did pretty Gd.
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>>735899658
18 as of Feb
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31
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5 and 10 12ths
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>>735900929
6
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>>735899658
i am 11 years old and been here since 2006.
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>>735899658
32
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>>735899658
31 will be 32 on July 31st
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>>735899728
So like do you guys still love each other? Or just stay together for kids or some shit?
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22, best years of my life and i waste them in front of pixels till i witter away
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>>735899658
better get that lump checked op
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>>735899658
Leave
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28, newfag. Can't stand the cuckery and moderation on Reddit.
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>>735899658
Who cares this board has just turned into stupid porn shit.
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>>735901984

I've seen people banned for less, pleb.
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>>735899658
24
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>>735899658
23
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>>735902136

No kids, at least not technically. (Long story.) But yeah, we do still love each other. We simply enjoy a little variety in our sex lives. And we've learned a few things here and there in the process.

We have 3 rules:
1. Stay clean.
Be smart, don't catch any shit. No STDs (or STIs as the kids say these days.)

2. Don't make any babies.
She won't get pregnant, and I won't get anyone pregnant. That's NOT something we need to deal with. The pill, condoms, spermicide, etc.

3. We come home every night.
Neither one of us is allowed to spend the night with one of our others. We are very up front with anyone whose company we enjoy. We don't want to catch feels, nor do we want them to.

This actually narrows the field quite a bit. We also don't advertise. Most of our friends and family have no idea.

I think it's easier to come out as far these days than to come out as poly, but whatever. It's nobody's business but ours.
Besides, we don't really see a whole lot of other people. I've had one other in the last month, and honestly she was my first since we went poly last year.

But it is NOT for everyone and I wouldn't recommend it for most ppl. You have to really be able to trust your spouse/partner.
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>>735903172

Easier to come out as *gay these days

This fucking phone.
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LOL
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>>735899728
CUCKOLD
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Turn 20 in 2 weeks
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>>735899822
amen
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>>735899658
25
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23, bi in an open marriage.
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>>735899658
47, dirty, randy, sick-minded.
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>>735903786

I guess that means the wife is a CUCKQUEAN!
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20
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19 year old spiderman unbanned and has learned his lesson not to trust his curiosity. Although he couldnt turn down a threesome even if it was mmf. Now mmm thas too gay.
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20.

> I actually waited until i was 19 before I started. Despite many high school kids haven't. (and some middle school lol)
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>>735899658

Turned 28 on May 28th.
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>>735905027
Before starting what anon ?
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23
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53
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>>735905397
Going on 4chan.
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16, got an exam tonorrow
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>>735905658
You havent missed much friendo my buddy introduced b to me at like 12 years old completely warped and desensitized my youth im sure. Plus the drugs lol.
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>>735899658
20, i turned 18 not long ago too, wtf happened to the two years?
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>>735906202
This

But i wasn't so much as a fuck up this anon.
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>>735905658
did you planned it? like a trip or smth?
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22, Been single for 6 months now and no ass since.

I'm in the dry desert and I don't know what to do especially since I've got no friends.
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>>735906273

40yo here. It only gets worse lol
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>>735906394

>Dude! Tonight I'm gonna lose my 4cherry!
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>>735906416

Meet chicks at thrift stores. You'd be surprised how well that works!
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>>735906314
Yea cas all you did was sit on b while your parents fed you a tendie and mtd diet spoiling you fucking you up in the long run.
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>>735906521
Thrift stores of all places? Why would that work so well?
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>>735906202
>b
newfag detected
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33
Two days ago fucked a girl.
This girl is now in the hospital because she had a car accident yesterday night.
Her bf was driving and he is almost dead.
She is one of my gf best friends.

I'm having a nice week.
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>>735906569

I can't understand your garbled English.
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also, im 18 and lurking since 12
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>>735899658
36
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>>735906443
Shit, not looking forward to it. Any pros to getting older anon?
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>>735906714
you die
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>>735906475
Thats a myth to state the truth i lost my vcard to a busty latino milf on like 60th cicero which im quite proud of so kys you following faggot.
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>>735902097
Fucking niggers kek
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76 bitches. Grandpa in the house.
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I am a developing fetus in my mother's uterus
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23 here
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>>735899658
19 in a few weeks.
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20, been here since 2009 though
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33. I'm a programmer and work at home. I come on here for random shit sometimes when I'm bored with work.
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>>735906714

If you pay attention in life, you can accrue experience learn how to deal with shit that's harder to deal with when you're in your teens and 20s.
Your BS detector becomes more finely honed and the experience benefits your critical thinking skills (if you have any).

But you learn the joy of being able to help those who are younger and less experienced and being there for them when they need help finding their way in the world.
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>>735906831

English is not your first language, is it?
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>>735907201

what do you code?
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>>735907263

HTML and CSS
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>>735907246
usually its the native english speakers that have the worst grammer
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>>735907289
fucking meme
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>>735907289

>HTML
>CSS
HAHA some programmer you are fukn KEK'd
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19 reporting in
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>>735905913
Enjoy your ban
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28 years of age checkin' in
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>>735907289
>my sides
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>>735907263
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Over 9000
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34
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>>735899658
Turned 19 two monthes ago. I dont have much longer of being a teenager, I'm kind of sad
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Turning 18 in 13 mins
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>>735901160
5 6ths. Simplify your fractions stupid fuck.
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>>735899658
29.
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i actually dont know how old i am

my garbage mother doesnt have my birth certificate, and she is a junkie, she gives me different stories every time i ask

never met or knew my father, but my mother was a prostitute at the time

never really went to school. everything i know i got from the internet
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>>735907911
what's gonna change when you turn 20?
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Turned 20 april
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>>735899658
23. Wasted my best years working my ass off. Pro tip: bum off of everyone you can and party as much as possible. Haven't been laid in over a year. Traveling to Europe next Tuesday so hoping to change that. Other than that I feel pretty old.
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>>735908097
Society will see me as an adult
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>>735908168
that makes no sense since you have been an adult for over a year now
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>>735899728
>40

>>735899967
>43

>>735899975
>54

>>735904561
>47

Literally oldfags. Your lives must suck fapping to furries and shit.
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>>735908147
lmao, "my best years"

you speak like you are 45, and you are 23. lol
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Rolling 26 atm.
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>>735908266
Yeah but nobody sees me as an adult
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36 & married
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>>735908289
Arguably your best years are 16-21. I.e. Little to no responsibilities. Also with modern culture changing so often it's very easy to fall out of touch within just a few years.
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>>735907321

I have no doubt of that. But non-native speakers sometimes struggle with making their shit make any logical sense... As in the post to which I replied.
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19 in a few months
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>>735907321
That doesn't make any sense. Native English speakers have perfect grammar because Natives are the best at speaking the language, its impossible to speak better english than a native speaker
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>>735908277

You most be psychic. Are you a wizard?
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>>735899658
23
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>>735904340
go fuck yourself
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>>735899658
28

Was first introduced to 4chan 10 years ago by a friend in my dorm.
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>>735900929
Keep up the good work anon
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>>735907201
Random shit?
U mean CP
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25. i habe visited 4chan on and off since i was 12.
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Turning 18 in one second
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turned 18 last month
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>>735900929
You probably fucked it up and because of that youre subconsciously making yourself feel good so you dont worry. Bet you failed.
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>>735908931
Just because you are a native speaker doesn't mean you have perfect grammer. It only means you speak the language more articulate. If youre going to be a know it all perfectionist bitch, atleast use some logic.
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>>735899658
42

get off my fucking lawn
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>>735907942
Happy birthday love from OP
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>>735907942
Mods
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>>735907289
I did that shit when I was 13 for fuck sake
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>>735904340
Unless you're a woman, you gay as fuck
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>>735899728
You better post some wins of that ginger.
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>>735911413
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch
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Anybody who says they are 18 is actually 12.
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>>735899658
30.
Promised myself I'd never come back as soon as I hit 30 because I think it's pretty fucking sad for people 30+ to be coming to this shitty website full of kids... but I've been coming here for 11 years and it's a haaard habit to break when you have no life.
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>>735911797
I don't want to get your aids tho
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>>735906905
I know...they're something else.
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>>735911839
Anybody who says they are 12 is actually 18
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>>735911979
You telling me I should have killed to nigger at the job interview today so I can get the job instead of him?
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17
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83. Original old fag. Been on here since 1956
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3 years old
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>>735899658
Almost 27.

First joined when i was 15. I dont really see the image that other people think the oldfags have but i'm just here and leading a pretty normal life. not into anything freaky, i like plain/rough straight sex. So yeah, no clue what the fuck happened to the rest of them.
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>>735899658
21, as of the 10th
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