>Your age >number of girls you've fucked

>>735892474
20, 1

>>735892474
2?
0

>>735892474
1x, 0

>>735892518
>2?
MAAAAAWWWDS

>>735892474
300.000
Alot

>>735892474
OP
72, 0

82
1 (unless you count whatever happened when I was out my skull in 'Nam)

>>735892474

21

1 (my gf, feels good)

30
96~

21
11

>>735892474
27
Must be around 20-25 now?

23, 1

I'm white

>>735892474
26 - Somewhere around 45-50

24, 13
3 of them were relationships over the course of 5 years

>>735893121
What is your secret? Are you super hung? Are you in excellent shape? Or do you just posses stereotypical attractive qualities ( blue/green eyed, tall , blonde haired)?

>>735893308
If you have to ask it'll never be you

36. Not sure; well over 100.

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>>735893444
Trips have spoken

20, 0.

Would be 1, if i wasnt such an asshole.

I fucked it up.

>>735893308
dude so much this
>>735893444
I could tell you that im hot or have a 10 inch schlong or whatever, but honestly it comes down to confidence and going for what you want. Being good looking definitely helps, but if you can't close then you're SOL

>>735892474

49, will turn 50 in January
literally zero (I'm virgin)

17 - 2

>>735893540
Does it bother you sometimes?

23
1.5

>>735892474
27
20+

>>735893600
sometime around 30 almost everyone stops obsessing with virginity.

anyway, those who throw it away to some random slut or chad, will regret forever

24
0 on account of being a fag

>>735893534
So you're a hot dude with a 10 inch dick? That makes perfect sense. At that point your number should be waaaay higher.

>>735892474

who the fuck uses urinals. fucking plebs. use the toilets in the stalls like normal people.

>>735893731
>completely missing the point

>>735893444
Not an answer so I'll assume you're
a lying faggot troll.

>>735892474
26
2

21
2

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>>735892474
2
6.3

>>735893810
Confidence means shit if you're ugly.

28-9

>>735893763
+1

34/f/straight
noone, lel

>inb4 landwhale
nope, asex

>Implying anyone who uses 4chan have had sex and isn't a gigantic fucking faggot.

>>735893887
You don't want to know how many times an ugly guy gets a hot girl just for being confident and knowing what he does.

>>735893932
>nope, asex
Landwhale.

>>735893978
Lies. Only the hung, tall, blond, fit, attractive or rich get laid.

22
3

>>735892474
19, 2 (4 if only doing oral sex counts)

>>735893823
I wasn't the guy who said it
I'm >>735892993

>>735893978
True

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>>735893308
He's a dickhead? Can't u see? Or a 4chan weeb with his pud between his index and thumb

I'm everything you stated. Ive had way too much opportunity to crush v, but im simply not a mook. If she's a slut, classess, annoying, etc.. i don't give her any mind, i cant remember the number of girls i fucked, somewhere before 20

I bet in depression I've scored a better chick. Stick to your guns, love you, these girls don't deserve you to pull plays to systematically drop their panties, never lose your morals and you will find the hood respectable ones, willing to suck ur dick while cooking u breakfast

Once again, his trick is being a dickhead, and believing in it, like believing how he acts towards them is acceptable (this can't be an act for it to seem genuine). Try this if you want to slay whores, also go back in time and make sure ur dad is a douchey piece of shit too for guaranteed results

'If u have to ask, you'll never know' lol who the fuck says this shit

>>735893308
just be yourself

46, about 40

21, 15 or so

55
18

22, 1, though in fairness we've been together since we were 15

>>735892474
18, 0

help

>>735894234
wow 7 years, congrats anon

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29
29

27
0

wtf

19
0

Im getting desperate, I need some pussy ASAP

>>735894268
Cheers man. Popping the question soon, just gotta save some money for the ring

23, lost virginity at age 19
81 now
caught chlymdia, and genital warts lol.
Stll trying to fuck higher and hotter women, refining game.
lets do it lads

>>735893680
Threw mine away to basically a random fling (knew her before, but we weren't deeply connected, knew she wanted the d for some time)
Can safely say u have mental issues if u hold dear any emotion attached to having sex with a random

I lost it, so, then i tool a girls, i thinks thats a bigger deal because the hymen breaks.. i really hope she is happy and remembers how much we loved each other then so she can appreciate her first time was with someone who really did care for her back then

>>735894236
Na dont worry anon I lost my virginity when I was 19, chicks actually think is cute you are still a virgin at that age, use it in your advantage

18
6

>>735894365
literal virgin detected

>>735894396
19 is cute, but 20 is getting a little too old.
In terms of what "chicks think"
i could give a shit, but if you're insecure enough to let it affect you.
lose it at 19.

29
3, eaten out another 1 when 20. 2/3 were long term relationships (>5 years) though.

>>735894344
19 and 0 also for me
there was a girl that was obviously into me and I just igtnored her, wasting a goldlike opportunity 2 years ago

>>735894193
>>735893657
>>735893269
>>735893025
>>735892910
Unless you are all lying, what is your secret to success? I'm under the assumption that you are perfect or nearly perfect individuals but I'm always hoping to hear otherwise

>>735892474
37
6

> married to 26yo

>>735892474
46
probably around 0

>>735892474
>37
>6

>>735894396
You're taking the piss on me amirite?

>>735894459
>>735894459
You calling me a liar?
you sound like the virgin.

>>735893932
You have no purpose to live, the one reason you were put on this planet for and you won't even do that

>>735894470
Same here about a year ago

>>735894349
Hey, good luck to both of you then :) And dont worry too much about the ring, I'm sure she wont mind a cheaper one

>>735894344
>>735894470
Hookers?

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31, 0

>>735894486
obviously they're lying genetic trash as you can expect 99% of 4chan users are

52
~86

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>>735894365
i to have the clap. contracted it when i cheated on my gf last year and only found out now.

how to cure myself and gf of the clap without her knowing?

>>735894656
You might be right but I always give people the benefit of a doubt

>>735894622
nah, dont want to. also im trying to get a gf right now so yeah

>>735894679
30, 19

25
zero, but once I almost had an opportunity...

>>735894707
Are you beta?

>>735894116
Exploring multiple partners does not necessarily mean I am a douche bag about it. I'm currently in a long term relationship and I have had several good long standing relationships. I have always respected my partners, no matter how short the stint was. I'm just clear about what I want in any given situation. Most people dig clarity. I was just agreeing with the anon who said that about asking, because seriously confidence is sexy. I've fucked a few girls who weren't the hottest because they wore their skin well. Way more attractive than the dumb hot girl with baggage.

>>735894704
planned parenthood is discrete as fuck. I like trump but if he gets rid of that i'mma be mad.
Go there, you'll get an anonymous phone call if you have it.
Go in, get your script. it goes away in 3 days, but wait 5 to sex

24

0

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>>735892474
24, 0
Now, if we wanted to talk about guys, then it would at least be interesting. Still pathetic, but at least interesting.

Pic related: Trump must live.

>>735894486
Confidence

>>735894622
sometimes I think about it, what if some saturday I say to go out and do it with some whore and just leave it there but also I never have the courage to go that low

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>>735894704
I hope she finds out and claps ur ass to the curb, u and ur clap

37, 5
I have had only long term relationships, longest 9 years, currently married.

>>735892474
>20
>0
i dont care

>>735894820
>implying i don't regret it and i'm not torn apart every day with agonizing guilt and self loathing.

>21
>15 girls

>>735894536
What? No. I'm serious, just act all inocent and shiet, and tell her that you dont really know crap about sex and that you are really nervous in case you mess up and stuff like that, she will get al mum-like on you and you will become that cute boy she wants to teach sex for her. Just ask your sensei politely to teach you about sex practically, and done!!

>>735894801
A friend of mine said to look at it like an eject button. If you get suicidal because of no gf and virgin, it's better to fuck a whoore than to an hero.

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>>735892652
>>735892518
>>735892554
>>735893528
>>735893696
>>735894236
>>735894277
>>735894344
>>735894470
>>735894507
>>735894775
>>735894778

>>735894878
that's the spirit
pick out your wand in advance

>>735894344
20
0
I can feel the pain mate

>>735894742
not as beta as 5 years ago but still pretty beta

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>>735892474
I'm 35. Somewhere between 30-50 girls. Prob closer to 50. Who fucking knows. I don't count them. Prob bc I'm not a fucking weirdo.

>>735894893
Secret to success?

Lotta liars in the thread.

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>>735894801
A lot of guys, very handsome, do this

U just need to go to those upscale whore houses, the ones where they advertise silky headless goddesses bodies with names and a descrip

My old friend just started at one i found out through me mate who side pieced her
And she's absoloutely bangin

P.s yes i thought about, but no, i wouldn't

>>735894742
hurr durr,der alfa b01here
Wumun, sex, dick in vagaga hurr durr

27
50-60

>>735894993
You seem to have potential to be an omega

82
-1

>>735895015
topkek

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>>735892474
>29
>0

>>735895046
what is an omega?

25, i can't remember because most of my fucking was during a pretty heavy benzo addiction but > 10 < 20

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>>735895008
projecting much?

>>735892474
23, 6

>>735894891
Then be sincere about it? She will be mad but at least she will apreciate your honesty, the more you wait the more angry she will get when she finds out

>>735894486
Theres no fucking secret you sperg
I'm going to tell you the same thing my mother told me while I was growing up

>Why can't you just be normal?

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>>735895111
no, she can never find out it will fucking destroy her world. some things are better left unknown. it's better this way

>>735894891
Good, then admit it to her if ur so guilty, u won't because u have no sense of loyalty and no balls. She doesn't deserve to be wasting her time with u, it'd be much more respectable if u laid it on the table and gave her the choice

I did this with my girl a while back, even just a drunken make out sesh i felt like a scumbag so i told her, we were good

>>735895144
There clearly is otherwise there wouldn't be any 20+ year old virgins you fucking cocksucker

>>735895111
horseshit don't listen to this anon
if you guys have a serious relationship, cheating is the worst possible sin you can commit
it destroys the very nature of what you have committed to
she will be so fucking pissed and probably cry to the point of throwing up

>>735895008
clearly the ones who brag about non-zero girls count

>>735895077
A lone wolf essentially

27

>girls
wew

>>735894940
sad and miserable at times - virtually everyone I know has at least had sex - but never suicidal. I do agree tho, whores is like that offer always available but you somehow what do avoid.

>>735895009
i wouldn't mind a whorehouse at all, but unfortunately they're illegal here, i must go to street whores and that's the miserable part

>>735895054
gay detected

>>735894996
What's your secret?

>>735892474
21 - 4 all when i was drunk

>37
>7

>>735894930
Sensei? Fuck this kid

Just tell her u dont know wtf ur doing because ur a virgin and leave it at that.. no need for this fucking weeb anime context and mental distinguishment

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>>735895069

>>735895285
>wew
>>>/pol/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/yt/

>>735895214
this >>735895239

26
kissless virgin

>inb4 fat autist

>>735895235
Haha fucked you've rumbled me lad
Were you ill on the day of the "How to slay poohn" seminar at school?
They've gave away all the secret tips on how to get women to sleep with you with no effort
Bad luck my dude

>>735895239
But she has the fucking clap, goddamit, I dont know, make some shit up about how you got it, but at least tell her about the fact that she has a sexual desase ffs

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17
2 but my current gf has a sex drive way higher than mine so I gotta fuck fuck twice maybe 3 times a day. Pic not related.

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>>735894486
I'm not a conventionally hot guy. Although my girlfriend tells me I'm soooo handsome. Of course she would. I am very intelligent and malleable. I can fit into any conversation. And girls tell me that my eyes are very intense. It makes them uncomfortable in a "I wanna fuck" sort of way. Srsly. I've been in a monogamous relationship for 2yrs. Last week a coworker (solid 8)showed up at my house and aggressively started making out with me. Trying to fuck. Out of nowhere. Said she had a crush on me for last year. All I've done is be funny and listen.

>>735893540
ALL HAIL THE GREAT WIZARD

>>735892474
>18
>0

doesn't bother me at all

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>>735893651

>>735895326
>Got trigered by the bait

25, 5

had sex around 1000 times

>>735895239
Fucking THIS. i need to find a way to give her the chlamydia medication whithout her knowing. it's just 4 tablets. thinking of grinding it up and putting it in a smoothie for her to drink

>>735893308
>>735894486
>>735895007
>>735895144
>>735895307

>The porn industry hates this man
>Learn one simple trick to make women go WILD for you

19
0
tfw

>>735895275
Ah

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>>735895488

>>735895369
???
but I like guys

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>>735895397
*whispers*
mods

>>735892474
12
1 ur mom

>>735895007
Be attractive, be tall

Be a bouncer too that worked well

>>735894344
we're in the same boat, brother

>>735895007
just be yourself

>>735895414
Pic of yourself? Not gay or planning to do anything with it, I'm merely gathering data.

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>23
>2 + 1(blowjob)

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>>735895455

>how to unrape sister
>Domestic violence porn
>Wrinkly asshole porn
>Granny tranny cumshot
>old man cuck dildo
>aborted fetus porn

>tips.fbi.gov

The greatest post of the day every single time.

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>>735895077
4chan terminology 101

>>735894954
no one got the wizard reference

22
After running the numbers... approximately 0

>>735895550
Awful advice really
This guy has been himself everyday of his life and he hasn't railed anybody
>>735895007
Imagine you were a girl and be the kind of guy they would want
Bear in mind I mean imagine you were an actual girl and not the idealised concept of a girl you have in your head right now

>>735895550
Don't lie to me motherfucker. At least say you're hung, tall or rich

>>735895287
Silly virgin, i live in toronto; they're illegal here too.. u just need to know where to look, go to some places and talk to some shady ppl, google brothel or sensual massage, in ur area
Where there is money to made, there are surely whores to exploit

Dont forget, they should REALLY have those photos for best auality places/whores, and if they don't look like the poc, don't be afraid to walk out.. stay committed to fordt time bomb puss

Make this a story, do it today, post progress, even starting from the first screenshot of ur first site found, blur anything that would incriminate the business u are about to invest in, theor usually pretty smart and speak cryptically and the girls sometimes wont be nude in pic

>>735893308

> believing everything you see on 4chan

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>>735895307
No secret. Like I said earlier. Just gotta be flexible. Know which type of girl it is. Some will fucking rape you out of nowhere just for ignoring them. Some need very specific and directed attention. It's really not that hard. I go a few days between showers and some girls love it. I'm sure some don't. But the ones I end up fucking will just bury their face in my pits. I guess whatever pheromones I have are pretty strong. Never wear cologne. That shit is weak. Just deodorant and whatever you smell like

>>735892474
25
14

>>735895456
If autism is bait, yes 100%

>>735895414
*cough*narcissism*cough*

>>735895632
Are you tall, rich, blue/green eyed, fit, hung or blonde?

26
5, they were all different races...

>>735895729
6 ft
Blue eyes
Scrawn
Brown hair

>>735895550
this

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>>735895577
Normal ass
Dude.

>>735895788
Hung, fit or rich?

>>735895878
Height, income level and penis length?

27 y/o
45

Didn't lose my virginity until I was 20. Met most of them from dating sites (abused the hell out of AdultFriendFinder lol). I consider myself moderately attractive with an average penis, but I try not to stand out in general. What seems to work is just talking to them naturally instead of hounding them for sex off the bat, still (platonic) friends with some of them from over the years though we jokingly flirt.

Been dating a girl for roughly six or seven months and we haven't had sex yet. We flirt around the idea all the time but it has given us a better means of getting to know each other. Huge contrast from my former relationships and frankly I like it. Got head twice though.

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>>735895486
Whatever u little fuckbois negate ur moral compass while i get bomb pussy from girls who i can 100% be me with.. no games to get them in bed kuz they know ny feelings are genuine

U dont think she senses u being a bit "off"? Like whats the worst that can happen? U break up? Then u can be happy if she wasn't good enough to go for broke with right?

Whatever happened to real fucking men, who handle their shit and don't look back to cry about it for another 4years

>>735895414
this semms a higly developed imaginary world where you, fag, try to scape every second of your life.

>>735895883
6"
No
Middle class

>>735895661
Just seeing if it's possible to have had over 10 sexual partners by such young ages and the attributes that would make one desirable enough to have had that many partners

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>>735895930
6'1"
50k
7-8"

>>735896008
BE NORMAL

>>735892474
>33
>55 women

>>735895978
found the virgin

>>735896057
Normal ain't shit faggot. Girls like certain objective things. I'm trying to see if my theories line up with what people say

>>735893540
GANDALF CONFIRMED

>>735895597
I fucking love delta+s
They are some of the nicest dudes you will ever meet
Kinda motherfuckers who have dilbert comics on their fridge
Real niggas who are genuinely happy
Nobody has ever been betrayed by a delta+

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>>735895878
Oh. For your research. I tend to attract really crazy chicks. For what that's worth

>>735894344
Same, but i think i give Wuzard a chance

>>735896134
Oh I'm sorry my dude
Your clearly the expert on this topic so could you enlighten me to your theories?

>>735896168
Omega+ is the real thing

>>735892474
25
40+

>>735892474
19, 2.

Wizard

>>735896235
I would rather discuss that orally. I have too much to say on that topic and I'm typing as fast as I can on my phone

>>735893976
how hypocritical

>>735896239
I like going to hang out with the omegas that I know for a bit every now and then to argue about shit anime and make bad jokes
Get it out of my system every now and then you know?
I used to be a turbo-sperg and I suppose it will always be part of me

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25
2 but never had gf

women are absolute shit when you really get down to it
they're not fun to be around at all and men have them beat at pretty much everything that's interesting;
vidya, anime, sports, cars, philosophy n' shit, camping, collecting (barbies are fucking gay and dull)
on 4chan you can immediately tell when a woman wrote a post because it's the most tedious and asinine shit without it being funny and replies are short, dull, and memeless

this alone makes women below par, but that's not even counting the bitching, crying, spending, laziness, and desire to trade off for a better partner
what I want is a (feminine) best bro in a woman's body and I think men would prefer this over the current situation

just think about the most fun you've had with a girl
pretty fun? look at it without the rose-tinted glasses of sexual arousal for a second and realize how much of the fun was just your sex drive.

>>735896235
In short: Good looking, tall, rich, green/blue eyed, blonde, fit and hung = seks. Anybody that doesn't fit that category fails and is a liar

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>>735896217
I see ot now, u get those girls who u question of they are retarded or just socially inept... saw one at bookstore the other day (I NEVER GO INTO BOOKSTORES, so it was an odd twist of fate i never took in) and this girl was just walking around the shop in her frumpy clothes mirin me, she was so hot in an unconventional way, i could tell she was a tiny cuty under those shit clothes and crap glasses
2depressed2makemove on any girl rn, plus, though i have a luxury suite, it's state rn is fucking abysmal

>>735896342
Sad times
As a genuinely not snarky comment maybe you should spend more time talking to girls instead of brainstorming theories

20
4
2 gf

25, 32

>>735892474
>31
>7 (in relationship with last one for over 7 years)

>>735896429
I am most of these things, except I'm 5'10 with a 6 inch dick. The trick is to act cocky and confident, then by the time she sees my average dick she's already in bed and wet. Easy way to get laid and not have her want to stick around very long after

>>735896429
What are you then?
Post a picture, I'm bi so i can tell you whether I'd rail you

>>735895878
>insecure tilted mouth like a faggot beta bitch
still quite handsome 8/5-9/10
fucking lucky white people

18
73

>>735892474
>Older than most of you.
>More than 1, the real number would range from disbelief to worship, so the number does not matter.

12
1
yo mama

>>735896462
Talk is cheap and it does not alter sexual attraction. If you have to talk to a girl to get her to like you, then she is settling. If anything a girl should unable to talk to you when she's attracted to you and the most you could discuss with her is gum or the weather or other trivial shit

25

Probably around 30

I suppose I've been lucky.

I'm fairly tall and unusually thin, to the point people automatically nickname me "Skinny!" or "Skeletor!" but I've done okay.

I'm 26, if we only count intercourse, I've been with 7 women. Keep in mind 5 of those years I was in a monogamist relationship.

A lot of man-whoring myself at the local college while I was in high school, and then a lot of "fill the void" hook-up's after we split.

>>735892474
20
last time i fucked a girl (classmate) i was 12 years old

>>735896587
twas actually an amusing jest

34 yo

10 but one is a XXX star. Roobi royal

>>735896516
I looked around for a bit. 5'5 is average. 6'0 is considered big. So you qualify as hung to a certain extent. Also anything that isn't considered short in term of height is a big plus

29
31 (started young, first was long term gf 2 months before 15th bday)

27
67 ladies

>>735896522
Short, not hung and poor. No seks for me

>>735896597
I'm gunna go ahead are be against the grain here and say that I actually enjoy the company of women
>They're just people

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>>735896429
Bro, i have red hair and i have taken home the sexiest girl at the club. I grew up like "the new nigger" being picked on all thr time, but it was socially acceptable
Got big, started knoxkin niggas out

My hair has brightened and darkened in places so i have natural highlights and streaks of brown hair i guess that helps, even i hate creepy full on red heads.. it's not just in the hair, their mannerisms are shit because people treated them like shit thwir whole lives so they don't think they can be anything other than that faggot making shit jokes trying to be your friend

Im also 5'9-5'11 havent checked that shit in years kuz even tho i was veing picked on, was still crushing at 5'2 in gr10 lol

>>735892474
>25
>40

>>735896720
Short poor people have sex my friend
Where do all the proles come from?

>>735896584
what are you talking about? nobody cares

>>735896673
i'm not sure if you meant 5.5 inch penis or 5 foot 5 inches being normal height, but either way quit lying to yourself you slim-dicked manlet

average is 6.3 when you don't count asians
and height is 5'10 in the first world

>>735896673
Thanks but it's a skinny white guy dick, barely touches the sides if the girl is horny enough. Haven't fucked in a year or two because I'm sick of using bitches

>21
>18

>>735896749
Green eyed covers red haired dudes. A lot of men like redheads for the novelty. This can be applied to dudes

26

I lost count after 30, but must be somewhere between 30 and 40, probabily not gonna extend the list tho since im 100% commited to a relationship at the moment

>>735896829
6 .3 inches as average penis length? Go fuck your mother some more you worthless lying faggot

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>>735896509
>>735896584
>>735896758
>>735896864
why don't you newfuckers learn when to use greentext?

19, 3

>>735894470
>>735894578
Lol same here, and I'm 19 and 0 too. There have also been 3-4 other chicks that were into me. I'm a fetish degenerate so I'm ltierally afraid to creep them out/fuck up sexually.

>>735892474
24
Around 15. More if you count hookers.

17, 5

69
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

hueheuheuee YLYL going to go fap to FB thread now

>>735896923
i don't know what to make of your comeback
it's not so much that it's horrible as it is awkward and irrelevant

20
3 :( maybe more like 2 since the third was a chick from highschool and i was so nervous/in love with her i couldnt get it up for more than a blowjob rip

>>735896841
If you go to a gym locker room and look around, you'll see you're fine. Unless it's real thin. I'd say post a timestamp pic but I doubt you would

>>735892474
31 years old
183 women

>>735896768
*old man voice*
Show some respect you little whipper-snapper! I may not have youth, but I still got some spunk in me. I'll tell you what.
*walks way with a walker*
>>735896924
Greentext? Like that really means anything, idiot. Any copypasta can be edited with a ">" after an entry keys, quickly, to "not" be copypasta. Idiot.

>>735896924
Garentee ive been on here longer than you, i was a summerfag when i was like 12 or maby even younger. If you look at ops original post he uses greentext and I have always seen that as an instruction to use it too. So why dont you just suck a prick. No wonder your not getting laid

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>>735892474
37
2

18
was repeatedly molested by my uncle when i was a kid does that counts?
If yes, 1

>>735897096
:(

<3

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>>735897046
advanced reddit-posting

>>735897094
This seems like the average number. I guess that's why they push early marriage and monogamy

>>735897096
>molested at 18
>convinces himself he was molested when he actually liked it

20
5

33
1

Haven't gone a week without since 17.

>>735897096
that counts as -1, you would have to make fucc with a grill to be a virgin

>>735896763
What are proles? I'm short in a city with many different ethnicities.

>>735897168
>>convinces himself he was molested when he actually liked it
NAMBLA poster detected.

27
0

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Age : 34
Number of wins: 49
from 16 to 20 average of 1 girl every 2 months.... from 20 to 25 average of 2 per month.... from 25 and on just 1
could be more I guess... at my age you can't be sure anymore unless you're super beta.

Everyone in these threads and IRL is always so focused on getting laid and fucking bitches, which I will admit is nice. If your miserable and just suck at life, getting laid isn't gonna fix it, it might make it feel good for a little while like a couple pills or a bag of herion will. But so then what happenes? You fall in love and get clingy, she dumps you and you consider suicide, just making a stereotype of the people with 0s and 1s, sorry. You gotta be cool with youself and desirable in your eyes before you will be a girls eyes.

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>>735897096
it's girls only so no are you fucking retarded?

19
5

I think I'm doing alright *shrug*

>>735896763
>>735897236
Don't worry my friend. You can find a girl and she can just cuck you the entire time and you can count the amount of dicks that she takes to your total number too.

See, you can be short with a small dick and no money and still get a high number!

Best wishes :)

>>735897234
So if a gay dude gets fucked in the ass is he still a virgin?

32

I've fucked 100+ anime pillows so yeah, i get plenty of action

>>735897371
yes
no such thing as gay marriage
no such think as gay sex

>>735897371
No, he is an abomination and no matter if he fucks women or not he will still be an abomination.

>>735897236
Proles are the working class people in 1984
Short, unnatractive, poor
Numerous

>>735897234
no, only rape counts as negative, because the fucc is taken from you

>>735892474

a-22_f-2

>>735897371
>no, only rape counts as negative, because the fucc is taken from you

>>735893308
On vacation you can literally fuck 2/3 sluts a day. Even neckbeards get laid super easy.

OT:
26, 150+

>>735897482
totally not a virgin

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>>735897371
>>735897413
>>735897405
even though the faggot took it up the ass from his uncle (whether there was consent or not) it still counts as sex and I will give him the benefit of the doubt that it counts.

>>735892474
20
7
i'm an average dude

>>735895597
This is highly inaccurate in terms of what an omega is. I wouldn't use it as a reference point if I were you

>>735897372
AHAHA i watch filthyfrank too WOW that guy is crazy man reddit aint as bad as some people say it is its just a meme, speaking of memes i found a real danker on r/me_irl otherwise known as meme heaven yeah its not for everyone dude you know who's the perfect waifu?: cory in the house and bee movie but everytime he says honey it gets 5% faster lol PRAISE KEK my yt profile pic is the kekistani flag and ive seen all the oldfag anime like bleach and gurren lagann and even yuru yuri i subscibed to Black Pigeon Speaks fuck muslims and wow there so many poltards on there >reddit spacing

>>735897453
This makes sense. Ill accept this answer

>27
>2

But in my defense, 1 was a relationship of 4 years and the other a relationship of 6 years. I dont like change

>22
>100+
Cant tell exactly 'cause i stopped counting after the 100, but from what i can remember right now its 117

24. Zero girls, but have been assfucked by guys. Not gay or anything, just a fag

>>735897510
samefag

20
3 women 1 man

>>735897818
can i ask you something... i've been craving to suck a dick for a while now but the problem is i'm straight. do you have any advice for me?

>>735897910

Find a trap, traps are totally not gay bro

>>735897910
>i've been craving to suck a dick for a while now but the problem is i'm straight
If you are a guy, I have some news for you about you being "straight."...

30 - 10

>>735897694
to be this much of a true /b/tard/ oldfag

>>735897898
i swear being gay is a choice. i miss the 80's when this shit didnt happen and music had those cool drums

>>735892474
42, about 70.

>>735896449
Post pics of suite

>>735892474
27
32

33yr
27

>26
>5

>>735898087
I did get anal from him

>>735898118
Did you fuck any hookers?

23/f/1 (still current bf)

>but my bf has had multiple before me </3

>>735896749
Is her pussy trying to whistle?

>22
>8

>>735892518
Were you born on leap day

>>735894486
Prostitutes

>>735892474
39, 10 and 1 i don't remember, if getting head counts than a lot more.

>>735892474
31/m

Minimum 25. I'm all business, no feelings, hard deep Fucking and high fives at the end.

>>735896422
hmm,,,virgin
bet you find mgtow quite appealing you starving faggot

>>735898354
I assume this is true, maybe also club rats and trashy girls that would fuck them for a line of coke or other drugs

>>735897159
I'm with the same girl only for the past 10 years

22, 3
2 fat ugly bitches
1 skinny ugly bitch
No regrets

>>735898298
>Had
>Has

Choose one

>>735898583
Kek'd

>>735892474

22

0

I am a sad, lonely man.

Ive lost my sex drive recently
I usually pop one easy and fap 5 times a day
Now i just back out as soon as i get bored enough to fap and do something else
i'm not old but does this mean I've lost testosterone?
26, 0

>>735898506
You are a good human being Anon. If I was an alien doing research on healthy human mating, I'd use you as a great if not perfect example. So long as you're not a cuck

>>735898685
stop watching porn and do more exercise.

>>735898583
But what if she wanted her sentence to make grammatical sense?

>>735898685
Also, eat healthfully, sleep Well, and walk around just to look at real females

>>735898779
>grammatical sense
nonsensical term

>>735892474
43

One in the pussy.
Two in the ass.

I feel like I should get a special /b/tard badge for that.

>>735892474
24. 46

>>735898685
In my experience, it's a normal side effect of aging. If you are worried, see a doctor.

>>735898863
you get one but should you be so proud, homesnake?
it's funny now but it won't be when you're a crusty 73

>>735898648
I lost my virginity at 32, and now I am happily married. It is very hard to find a willing partner for most guys.

>>735898685
This could be a symptom of depression.

>>735898779
if that was the case she should have just written, "but my bf had multiple [partners] before me..."

>>735898960
I never said I was proud of my ass-to-pussy ratio. I am proud of myself, regardless. When I'm 73, I hope my wife is still with me. If she isn't, I hope I have replaced her with someone who is an even bigger anal whore.