half asian half canadian anon here im bored let's talk yo

>>735886814
Why are you so fat?

>>735886917
why are you a soppy cunt?

how many fingers am I holding up, op?

>>735886917
fuck nigga idk eat a lot i guess

>>735886814
nice angle. get closer to your face please

>>735886917
rich chinese hoes are always floppy
>>735886814
how often do you go back to china?

>>735886988
ima say three yo

>>735887042
fuck okay niggy

>>735887072
it was zero. I forgot to actually do it before refreshing. sorry.

tits tho?

>>735887058
true and correct guess wow, but i don't go to china.

If the world was to end in 10 minutes what would you do right now
(no immunities)

>>735887114
no tits cause illegal

I just wanna say, half asians are very attractive people. It's odd, but it's something I see as universally and objectively true.

>>735887181
share all my nudes then play music loud as fuck as the world explodes or something idk

>>735887221
does this apply to me, if yes, thanks.

>>735887256
Shit, looks like i got 7 minutes to figure out how to end the world.
Can start posting now :)

>>735886814
Are you a fem-anon, if so tits or gtfo

They complemented you, complement them back! don't say thanks!

Did Arthur Harris do anything wrong?

>>735887287
Well, of course it does. I'm also half asian but I wouldn't be so vain as to say it automatically applies to me as well.

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>>735887198
acceptable answer.

hey before I go, can you explain to me either why ice is cold or why I have fingers?

Gimme somma that ass momma

>>735887337
smh, later don't worry.

>>735887153
heck, i guess your dad is from china then, i cant imagine a chinese woman ever staying away from family for more than a year

you could go back to get lasik, might as well do it while you're young, its so cheap in china you could get the air fares, surgery and have a good holiday and still be paying less than western lasik

>>735887318
kill rivers cuomo then it'll be officially the end of the world.

>>735887372
oh shit sorry!

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>>735886814
So what are you, normal straight chick or some kind of transchink pavementkin demicunt type. I hate millennials all to hell, but I might like you.

>>735887375
sure

>>735887459
Liar

>>735887459
Also how does the maple syrup affect the soy-sauce that is coursing through your veins?

>>735887378
oh okay!

>>735887381
you have fingers because they're meant for...uhh...

>>735887401
smh maybe (not)

>>735887677
Chop sticks

>>735887541
what a brass knob, this guy. I bet you like to argue about whether or not traps are gay, huh?

>>735887541
normal straight chick, fuck traps they're taking all the mans away.

>>735887677
walking? cause that's just what they'll do...

>>735887600
nah no lie! would never lie!

>>735887757
Traps are gay

>>735887606
doesn't affect me that much except im 50% maple.

>>735887797
I disagree

>>735887708
hell yeah!

>>735887779
these fingers...are meant for walking and eating.

>>735887713
im jealous of traps tbh.

>>735887797
shrug

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fuck everyone left

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>>735887829
It's a dude, dudes have wangs

Attraction to Wangs= gay

>>735886814
Are moose bigger than elk?

>>735887757
Absolutely. Right on, sister. I was in Hongcouver for part of last year and in China for most of 2015. You turn 18 and you can come hang with me in San Diego for a week and we can swap stories.

>>735887980
noice, u swallow? i'd impregnate that mouth

>>735887984
traps are ruling the world and soon females will disappear forever

>>735887984
Yup

>>735888009
yeah b

Are your vagina different colored one asia one canada ?

>>735888038
shiiit, you're gonna have to wait a couple years!

>>735888058
its all part of the new werld ordor and the illerminaty

>>735888053
i mean, maybe. idk.

>>735888058
I will commit supoku when that day comes

>>735888108
nah just one color

>>735888162
x files!!!!

>>735887980
Traps are gay guy here: why you no post tits....you know the rules

>>735888171
imagine that thick hot load getting pumped into your mouth, you have to swallow it down or it'll spill

>>735888185
ill be dead :(

>>735888273
huh

>>735888285
Dude I'm trying to get tits not scare her off

>>735888038
Not Op but I live in SD too. Ph to be exact

>>735888285
shiit, can't remember the last time i succed.

>>735886814
Nice Flat Gook Face.

>>735888339
:^) sorry famm, couldnt resist

>>735888339
i have illegal tits, neither of you can have them.

>>735888394
y'all two are okay!

>>735888390
(-_-) flat face gook here

>>735888394
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ its all good man we all want the same thing here

>>735888425
age of consent is 14 in china

>>735888425
You only speak one language up in beaver land? Also underage b&

>>735888425
Of your age is on the clock your good for the cock

>>735888489
aww thanks for getting along!

>>735888493
am in canada tho

>>735888530
i speak four, also what was that last part?

>>735888622
fugg it was 14 in canada, 16 now

>>735888570
what if it's not? past 12. military time?

>>735888698
hah gotchu!

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>>735888622
Be a trooper

>>735888766
our troopers in canada use slingshots and their kind words against enemies.

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it's been fun but i may go to sleep, have to get up at 8.

>>735888935
I also heard they use boob shotguns

>>735889031
adult boobs, yo.

>>735888753
>>735887468
you forgot to tell me my guess was right again

how do you bump this, someone help

>>735889022
It's been fun also, you don't have to wear so much makeup my nigga

>>735889022
wow youre fucking cute, stop with the eyebrows though, i know chinese chicks have thin brows but thats overcompansating

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OP, you're a juvenile so can't show us anything more interesting than some red lipstick, so fuck off, chong.

>>735889158
ching chong ling long will fuck off

>>735889158
this is /b/ faggot, fuck off to >>>/hm/ if you want something more to your tastes

>>735889106
my nigga but it looks good tho...maybe not.

>>735889240
why so hostile!!!

>>735889132
eh, whatever.

>>735889070
FUCK holy fuck you're good, but dad ain't from china.

>>735889307
he was baing mean to the qt
>>735889280
you have pale skin so you should go for more red in the blush
fuck i wish i had a qt to dress up god damn im going to cry myself to sleep
>>735889403
im disappointed

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btw was born with a fucked up eye, had one asian eye and one caucasian eye. pic unrelated

>>735889548
but i mean still, no need to be hostile yo! i bleached my skin. aww sad. AND YEAH YOU BETTER BE DISAPPOINTED >:((((

>>735889699
cant even tell in the photo
>>735889022
lol people bleach their skin? holy shit canada

>>735889877
aw thanks, and i don't think it's a canada thing tbh?

no one is saying anything any more :( ill post at a different hour cause im sleepy, ill stay up for a few more minutes then im off.

>>735890098
What are you 16 ? Get some rest.

>>735890098
k bby, wait now i want to know about your skin, what did you use? like how did you avoid getting uneven color?
asking for a friend

>>735890197
that's secret. ;))) also okay getting rest.

>>735889022
Your clavicle looks like a worm. Your eyebrows look like paint smudges.

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>>735886814
PROBLEM GLASSES ALERT!!!!!!!

>>735890403
FUCK DON'T KILL ME

>>735890365
oh...okay, sorry.

>>735890240
secretkey snow white cream, search up tutorials online.

>>735887757
Nah, they are outing all the faggots. Get your shit straight

FUCKING NORMIE SUMMERCUNTS

THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET, IF THERE IS, THEY PROVIDE PROOF OR ARE NOT ADDRESSED AS SUCH

TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT ISN'T SEXIST, ITS TO STOP STUPID WHORES LIKE THIS FROM BREEDING HERE

NO MAN SAYS, IM DUDE ASK ME ANYTHING, FUCK THIS SLUT GO BACK TO STARING INTO UR FB LIVE MAKING STUPID FACES WHILE SHIT MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

no i do not dislike women, i am able to get girls just fine, and im a decent looking chap that is in no way bitter towards women, i am bitter towards whores just as much as fuckboys because they make me lose faith

>114 posts

Not a single timestamp next to tits.

Saged

>>735890528
oh fuck true. the real mans will be left.

>>735890552
huh im not legal to show tits.

>>735890507
thx bae

>>735890574
not legal yo

>>735890630
np random anon on internet

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>>735890618
>not legal

mods please.

>>735890783
IM OUTIE

someone tell me how to timestamp and next time ill do it yo

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>>735890887
Pce ho

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>>735891067
U tuck urself into bed and go nitenite, this is how to timestamp bbgirl

P.s mods

>>735891141
Op is not a Faggit lol night

>>735891141
This isn't a timestamp at all.

Just die

>>735891141
>>735891080
>>735891907
thats not op ya dingus, threads dead, ops asleep, im leaving, shut it down bois engage your sages

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>>735891907
Its kuz tgeir not her tits u fucking re, some oc babyboi

>>735891972
Boobs are nice

>>735887221
that's cause you're autistic and unable to empathise with others.

you extrapolate your warped vision of reality onto the world. but muh fuckin vision

>>735887375
i think MacArthur might be a more appropriate bombastic figure to ask a gook about, not Sir Arthur, don't you think?